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File: 351df3888330e86⋯.jpg (312.38 KB,828x1403,36:61,1417754553091.jpg)

 No.167213 [View All]

Lets clean up our acts NEETs. Lets have a nice comfy thread, free of curry-stained Poojeta arse holes, abo dicks and all other unsavoury pollutants.

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 No.167931

>>167823

>What did you blow when you were drink driving?

1

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 No.167932

>>167928

I thought cargoonneet was warehouseneet

>>167929

meet me outside joondalup cenno mate

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 No.167933

>>167928

Fuck off Asio

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 No.167934

>>167831

Its pretty good, watched it a while ago

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 No.167935

>>167928

fagneet hasn't posted here since last boxing day mate

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 No.167936

>>167932

Nah mate I've got a whole warehouse to shitpost in, dont have to retreat to my car like a sissy, besides how will I meet the gook goddess when she brings my life liquid if im in a car?

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 No.167937

>>167936

I'm sure she'd love those seatcovers though mate

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 No.167938

>>167928

vaporNEET, basedNEET and neetwalker/unineet but I doubt the last 2 post anymore

there's schizomumNEET and virginNEET too but no clue if he still posts either.

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 No.167939

>>167938

VirginNEET is probably enjoying life in jail by now

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 No.167940

I post here as much as anyone and no-one remembers me.

It's ok, I'm picking up the message loud and fucking clear.

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 No.167941

>>167940

me too cunt, the nameneets take all the fame and we're left with fuck all

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 No.167942

>>167940

what NEET are you?

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 No.167943

>>167939

Yeh he got lazy with his raping and didn't bribe the cops, but at least he's learning to be a better rapist in prison now

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 No.167944

>>167800

>doesn't like pussies

>goes around calling other people gay

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 No.167945

>>167942

I guess it doesn't matter, does it?

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 No.167946

>>167943

VN was too obsessed with nigger tier asses and pure waifus to rape anyone

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 No.167947

>>167941

>Tfw you got featured on the front cover of NEET monthly magazine

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 No.167948

>>167947

Which neet did you suck off for the privilege? It was cheesy, wasn't it?

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 No.167949

File: 4830012b7b08db4⋯.png (193.44 KB,1238x1219,1238:1219,homo sickness.png)

>>167944

>Toxoplasma Gondi

cats make you gay

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 No.167950

>>167948

John's the head editor. I wish it was just a suck.

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 No.167951

>>167950

#youtoo, neeto

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 No.167952

File: 8822d1136e74fa8⋯.jpg (3.53 MB,5312x2988,16:9,20171209_203809.jpg)

File: d1b4313e5038480⋯.jpg (3.59 MB,5312x2988,16:9,20171209_201923.jpg)

Got back to the neetshack and had a nap, I couldn't go to the TAB and thirsty camel because the pub was closed "due to unforeseen family business", still had a nice walk down the beach though and took some pictures

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 No.167953

>>167952

where abouts you live cunt?

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 No.167954

>>167952

Sober tonight for the first time since last Thursday, luckily making a trip to Dan's tomorrow

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 No.167955

>>167952

Nice looking bay.

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 No.167956

>>167953

On the Surf Coast in VIC, it's mainly turbo-normie surfers and old boomers but fuck it beats living in Melbourne

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 No.167957

File: 3b759481c767e75⋯.jpg (468.91 KB,1600x1982,800:991,pepe_doll.jpg)

>>167950

Show us on the doll where the bad neet touched you

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 No.167958

>>167957

Gonna need a reverse angle for that one

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 No.167960

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>>167959

>>167959

>>167959

NEW THREAD ALERT

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 No.167961

File: 2cff4757b045a68⋯.png (3.01 MB,1600x1982,800:991,sadfrog.png)

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 No.167962

File: 24cb8df85e2440d⋯.jpg (153.82 KB,843x762,281:254,bitcoin.jpg)

>“This is possibly $400K and I’m freaking the fuck out. I’m a college student so this would change my life lmao,” wrote one Reddit user last week. The user claimed to have bought 40 bitcoins in 2013 but can’t remember the password now.

How many of us would be bitcoin millionaires now if only we hadn't lost our account details?

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 No.167964

>>167962

Not me because I'm not retarded

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 No.167965

>>167961

w-what did he keep doing to your feet?

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 No.167967

>>167962

I didn't have any money back in 2012/2013 because I was a youngfag.

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 No.167968

Gooklady should be here any minute

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 No.167970

>>167965

I-I cant even. I

I'm sorry, I'm not ready to talk about it.

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 No.167971

Thought I still had some emergency Captain Morgan in hip flask somewhere but can't find it fuck

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 No.167972

>>167968

Rapeneet should as well

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 No.167973

>>167968

have you got romantic candles, condoms and some nice crisp $50 notes ready for her?

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 No.167975

>>167971

Cap'n Morgan keeps his emergency hipflask stuffed down the front of his trousers - have you checked there?

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 No.167976

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>>167968

put some bo basher on lightly and wash your face, then play it cool

get some nippon milf poon

good luck

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 No.167977

>>167962

I had like 2.5 ETH back when it was 5 bucks each, now it's nearly 500 and I don't remember my wallet code either, not much but still could buy myself a few nice single malts from Dan's

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 No.167978

>>167976

What did BO ever do to you?

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 No.167979

>>167978

told me h was good for my nerves.

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 No.167980

>>167975

Can't find it anywhere emptied out my kitchen cupboard and still nothing

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 No.167982

Going to have to do with a cup of Milo tonight, God nights like this make me realise I'm pretty much an alkie

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 No.167988

nice

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 No.167990

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 No.167991

Last post fuckers

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 No.171625

>>167991

Wrong.

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