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Drank 2 little fat lambs, lemon and tropical cans.
Having half of a leftover beer that I left sitting in the fridge.
I've had approx 5.3 alcohol units so far and fuuck does this bacon egg and cheese sandwich taste good.
I put 2 slices on it and melted it on the frying pan for a couple of seconds and it's the best thing.
I made a mistake last thread sorry.
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No.155518
>>155485
You might wanna try Pure Blonde, as those timber slats are looking rather bowed
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No.155519
>>155516
oh fug i see it now
>martin was eva's body double during the corpse burning
>hitler moved on to conquer antarctica and advance his reich beyond the stars
>argies claiming they saw boats of blonde aryan ubermensch landing ashore every few months for cargo
>hitler shot up tas because a couple of aussies in a tinnie came a bit too close to his new reichstagsgebäude
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No.155520
>>155462
you fellas aren't all virgins? i thought this was neet general. i bet you even talk to to people in real life
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No.155521
>>155512
Jesus H Christ indeed. My mannequin looks more human than that thing. Would still fuck it tho, and so would you.
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No.155522
>>155520
Gookneet took us all on a field trip to south-east Asia to lose our virginities.
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No.155523
>>155520
i have no idea how many people i've fucked and was one of the most popular fellas in my school
i'm basically an aging chad
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No.155525
>>155523
>how many people i've fucked
now, you could have said 'women' or 'girls'…
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No.155526
>>155525
non-chads will never understand, i'm a predator and the rest of the word is meat
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No.155527
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No.155528
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No.155529
>>155528
that sauce looks funny, is that your camera or is it that pink?
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No.155530
>>155528
Looks dry and horrible, like a tranny's vagina.
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No.155531
>>155530
The tenders were pretty shit tbh
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No.155532
>>155530
>tfw you've never seen a tranny's vagina
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No.155533
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No.155534
>>155529
looks like lighting
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No.155535
>>155528
That's a boong meal m8
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No.155536
>>155532
i heard it looks like a dry pink sponge because of all the cysts that grow inside
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No.155537
>>155532
I've seen my mum fuck my dads vagina with her 9 inch dick
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No.155538
should I spend tomorrows pay on a new bag of weed or a speeding fine that i could just put on a payment plan instead
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No.155539
Looking through the local wheelie bins for some dinner
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No.155540
>>155538
speeding fine m8, cops are like neets that do wagie things for more bux
gotta look after our own
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No.155541
>>155535
Post your meal Mr snobby cunt
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No.155542
>>155538
Pay off the fine. Time to drop that nasty weed habit before it goes any further.
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No.155543
>>155538
Buy as much weed as you can. Smoke all day everyday until you become schizophrenic or psychotic.
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No.155544
I've got all the doors and windows open. Trying to cool this house down. What an awful couple of days it has been.
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No.155545
>>155544
Turn the fans on and crack a coldie ya soft cunt
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No.155546
>>155544
Turn the heater off
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No.155547
I will be heading to bed now. Goodnight NEETs.
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No.155548
>>155547
Keep your windows locked, gonna be a lot of raping tonight
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No.155549
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No.155550
>>155545
>fans
I'm not a poofter m8.
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No.155551
Fucking mcdoubles
I blew it again today
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No.155552
>>155551
These things happen m8. Just pick yourself up and get back on track.
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No.155553
>>155551
I don't understand the overeating meme.
I always just get sick as fuck if I have too much, and I can't eat that much anyway.
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No.155554
>>155551
I had kfc today, I can feel myself getting fat again so I'll need to diet for a month
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No.155555
If quints none of us are going to make it.
No gf either.
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No.155556
>>155473
I ended up getting 2 mcdoubles and eating my salad.
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No.155557
>>155528
>spending your money on sparkling water
Low IQ detected
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No.155558
>>155555
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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No.155560
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No.155562
>>155557
I bought that months ago. I just reuse the bottle to drink out of and keep water cold in the fridge.
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No.155567
>>155562
sure you do, you're just fancy and better than us aren't you
admit it snooty mc snoot
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No.155568
>>155562
I drink out of a stainless steel canteen. You can't trust anything else. Plastic is worst but even so-called glass bottles these days are just a glorified type of plastic.
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No.155573
故兵貴勝，不貴久。
近于师者贵卖，贵卖则百姓财竭
兵久而国利者，未之有也。
你被警告袋鼠他妈的。
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No.155576
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No.155579
>>155576
不要和我的考拉人在一起;我们将自己带走澳大利亚，你将成为我们的依赖狗。
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No.155584
知彼知己，百戰不殆；不知彼而知己，一勝一負；不知彼，不知己，每戰必殆
>这就是为什么我们在你所有的大学。
故用兵之法，十則圍之，五則攻之，倍則分之， 敵則能戰之，少則能守之，不若則能避之。
>我们比你多一百倍。
是故百戰百勝，非善之善者也；不戰而屈人之兵，善之善者也。
我们已经赢了。
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No.155585
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No.155587
>大豆让你变得柔软
你越相信越好，这是我们的秘密力量。
>>155585
多么胖的人妖
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