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File: 790cb6f63e39b61⋯.png (19.52 KB,328x352,41:44,Map_of_Australia.png)

 No.151542 [View All]

Remember Cunts that Melbourne needs to be nuked

also sydney as it's gay too and canberra

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 No.152307

>>152306

I sprayed my dick with deodorant because I've probably fapped about 20 times in the last 5 days and my crotch smells really bad

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 No.152308

>>152307

Deodorant would just make the situation worse. Your gross posts do not amuse me.

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 No.152309

>>152308

Well I smell slightly better now

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 No.152310

>>152309

clean yourself anon

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 No.152311

>>152309

are you indian?

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 No.152313

>>152310

That means I have to shower, then I'll get all wet. NEETS weren't meant to shower

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 No.152314

>>152313

NEETs aren't meant to be pajeet either.

It's in the rules.

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 No.152315

>>152314

Well I might smell bad but I'm saving a fortune on water and gas bills

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 No.152316

>>152315

One very high gas bill is what you need

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 No.152317

>>152315

You shit in the street too don't you ?

>>152316

Kek, well said.

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 No.152318

File: a24084a55cb7a66⋯.jpeg (6.92 KB,237x212,237:212,india.jpeg)

>>152315

Were you born a pajeet or did you become that way through lack of hygiene? Science wants to know!

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 No.152319

>>152291

These pigs think it's all fun and games until a pregnancy occurs.

This is why people are pushing for free contraception(despite contraception not being 100%).

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 No.152320

>>152319

they shouldn't be free, they should be mandatory

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 No.152321

>>152320

I favour mandatory abortion

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 No.152322

We all should have been aborted. It would have saved so much pain for so many people.

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 No.152323

File: c7c5f803b6a8a2c⋯.png (97.59 KB,612x491,612:491,1461032960924[1].png)

>>152322

But if we were all aborted who would do the abortions ?

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 No.152324

File: 80ca6c8817f3c3f⋯.jpg (73.37 KB,1280x721,1280:721,endoskeleton.jpg)

>>152323

Robots anon. People right now are working on making Cameron's vision come true. I wish I were among them.

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 No.152325

>>152260

I'm still attracted to girls that are 14-19. Only if they have tits.

Partially because I never had gf in High school

Or at all

>>152266

>I do reee out loud in real life now. But never in public so far. I also go "oy vey" like a jew because of memes as well.

Top kek. Same m80.

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 No.152326

>>152298

Go to a doctor, you might have a parasite or something.

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 No.152327

>>152326

He's got arse jews

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 No.152328

>tfw unironically got an interview at centrelink call centre

boiz i think i might have finally made it

quote code *cennocallcentreneet* for extra dsp bux

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 No.152329

>>152328

Shit, you mean the person they have answering the phones quit ?

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 No.152330

I am surprised Centrelink haven't outsourced the phones to Pajeet in Bangalore yet.

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 No.152331

>>152330

They are actually going to offshore some of the call operations

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 No.152332

>>152318

My plane crashed into the ganged river and I was reborn as a white pajeet with the power of street shitting and open boob muther fuker

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 No.152333

>>152331

>Hello this is pajeet from Centrelink, please be giving me remote access to your computer so we can be giving you your payments

That'll work well …

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 No.152334

>>152331

I don't know if Pajeet is going to be up to dealing with angry bogans who have had their bux cut off.

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 No.152335

>>152334

>No sir ! I have not been fucking my mother, I do that to the brother of my wifes armpit ! You are a very rude man !!

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 No.152337

Just finished my shift and have now commenced the administering of Dan's medicines.

>Movember

as someone that can't grow a moustache I really want this month to be over already, I'm not looking forward to dealing with snide remarks from male co-workers that can grow a mo.

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 No.152338

>>152337

Your not allowed to drink on a weekday wage slave you have work tomorrow!

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 No.152339

does everyone here migrate over to halfchan for auspol at this time of night?

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 No.152340

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 No.152341

>>152339

I used to but the gay marriage referendum made Aus/pol/ unusable and now I have lost interest.

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 No.152342

>>152322

If I was aborted I wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow

Is there any way to arrange this?

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 No.152343

>>152275

You should become a wagie who lives in a sharehouse with a gook who screeches when ever you do anything in the living room

Not eating really takes away the pounds

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 No.152344

>>152338

I try not to drink to the point of spewing, which leaves me able to work the following day. Plus a large coffee and something greasy from Maccas in the morn gets me on the straight, for a few hours at least.

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 No.152345

>>152341

Are cuckchan supporting the fag marriage vote because "Homosexuallity is the last stand of implicit white identity"

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 No.152346

>>152339

What's halfchan? Don't think many of us here bother with anything pol-related.

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 No.152347

>>152344

That is no way to live. How hard have you tried to break the cycle?

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 No.152348

>>152346

Halfchan is the chan people actually use

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 No.152349

>>152348

I'm 1/16th chan

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 No.152350

>>152349

I'm pretty jacky so maybe I am too

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 No.152351

>>152347

You mean giving up the wagecrafting? I think about it every single day…

I miss the comfiness of the NEET life, but not the poverty.

>>152348

Don't suppose you could give me the url?

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 No.152352

File: 91790d258d718c3⋯.jpeg (11.76 KB,222x227,222:227,chinese_frog.jpeg)

>>152349

you have to go back

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 No.152353

>>152351

Even without the wagecrafting you are still living in a cycle of binges.

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 No.152354

Someone else make the next General. I'm too lazy, plus I can never remember how to link the old one.

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 No.152355

I'll just

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 No.152356

>>152355

Use up

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 No.152357

>>152356

The last posts

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 No.152359

Kek'd hard at this

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