No.1391 [Last50 Posts]
So we all know that the common arrangement is that a usually older guy provides money in exchange for sex / relationship with a girl. What about the opposite?
This thread is about how to find yourself a sugar mama.
Let the ara ara games begin!
(If I should post this elsewhere because it's not 2d let me know)
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No.1413
>>1391
>Wanting 3DPD ever
No, no, no, no.
IRL cougars are just chuck and fuck. They tend to be mentally unstable, don't try and pursue a long lasting relationship with one, it's not like your Japanese animes.
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No.1414
>>1413
To be honest though, they're the best chuck and fucks, AND it's incredibly self-satisfying when they even just say yes to a coffee and things go smoothly.
But yeah, they're generally not apt for long-term relationships, because they generally don't seek one.
>tfw
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No.1415
There have been many 3d milfs that I would Cuddle hard but as the other anons say they don't seem to be pursing a long relationship.
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No.1460
>>1413
:(
>>1414
:(
>>1415
:(
Yeah so I like the MILF body type, and the idea of a woman that actually cares about you even when you're not strong. But I've realized that this type of woman doesn't exist in my life. Not even my mother fits the bill (in either way).
Guess barely legal girls are the only ones worth my time.
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No.1461
>>1391
Go ask one of the female boards they would know.
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No.1462
>>1460
If you play your cards right, you might end up becoming good friends at least. Maybe even for casual occasions? That's kind of what happened to me with one.
>>1461
>you will never meet a Rinko
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No.1467
>>1460
Maybe try hanging around supermarkets? Sounds lame, I know, but that's where I met a shit ton of beautiful milfs that were fun to talk to. Also from research I heard that a supermarket where I close by was a hot spot for single cougars.
>>1461
Finding a Rinko-tier milf is very difficult though.
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No.1476
>>1462
>>1467
If you go out looking for 2D tier 3DPD then you're going to end up disappointed.
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No.1477
>>1476
Most 3DPD MILFs I've seen are of the PAWG kind. I can conform with that, to be honest.
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No.1483
>>1476
I've seen a lot of hot 3D milfs, but only maybe twice I've seen 3D milfs that were almost 2D tier quality. Never thought I'd see the day.
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No.1682
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No.1684
>>1413
Some look good though
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No.1685
>>1682
With delicious asses, basically. Although I shouldn't have said "PAWG", since there's plenty of brown cakes/MILFs here too. Just not as many as white/lighter skinned ones.
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No.1688
>>1685
>>1685
cakes implies virgin doesn't it. IRL female cakes are either nuns of psychotic...
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No.1693
>>1688
>nuns or psychotic
Not really on the latter. The ones I've met have been at worst just "classily" rude, i.e. they tell you off without being as mean as they would've been twn/twenty/thirty years ago.
And yeah, the definition of cake is a woman past 25 that hasn't gotten laid yet.
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No.1694
>>1461
nah, females are never honest about what they really turns them on.
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No.2264
RICH, DIVORCED, MILF PUSSY IS ABOUT TO FLOOD THE GODDAMN MARKET
READY YOURSELVES
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No.2265
>>2264
>A bunch of piss off milfs who will want younger guys just so they can get even with the degenerate that cheated on them
This year only gets better.
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No.2274
>>2264
>>2265
Holy hell, they are probably going to be thirsty too.
/ara/ should enact an operation to make sure these moms get to release their pent-up stress~
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No.2284
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No.2300
>>2284
>>2274
>>2265
What are you friends talking about?
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No.2337
>>2300
Ashley Madison hack.
Millions of cheaters exposed online, divorce suits abound.
Will be plenty of cougars to make love to soon enough.
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No.2338
>>2337
That was probably the most unfortunate thing ever for everyone tied to the site. Still, So many hungry hungry cougars :3
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No.2339
>>2337
I need places to look for these women.
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No.2484
IRL Sugar Mama?
sounds like codeword for 3dpd riddled with stds and shown on the cover of faces of meth
god bless america
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No.2488
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No.2497
Finding sugar mamas is something that's incredibly rare. You'd have to be incredibly good-looking and charismatic (or have something going for you in general) in order to have even the slightest chance of finding one. In terms of IRL older women, you consider yourself lucky if you can find one that doesn't mind if you don't spoil them with material goods.
As has been mentioned, they're generally rather mentally unstable, due to absence of previous relationships or them being shit for them (sometimes that's on them). There's a few decent ones out there, though.
Finally, don't expect pristine bodies with slightly aged-looking faces. Many have saggier tits (particularly if they're larger ones), flabby bodies (particularly midsection/ass/thighs), scars from various things, much older-looking faces, etc. If you can find one that's above-average compared to other women lookswise, again, consider yourself lucky.
I can answer any further questions about 3D milfs if anyone feels like asking (For the record, I'm the one guy from the feels thread).
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No.3057
chubby women over 35 are the least desirable people on the planet, except to us freaks. Going from being a young woman to an older woman seems pretty devastating. The general population goes from bending over backwards for you to ignoring you.
Troll craigslist, thats what I do. I get the most success posting ads about being a young ambitious man who just got out of a relationship with a girl who wouldnt let me eat her out and I want practice and critique. None of that is true btw, its just crack for milfs. They want to be with a guy before he gets rich, they want to get eaten out and they want to believe the sluttyness in their youth makes them knowledgeable or useful to someone.
>mfw i've got a chubby milf fuckbuddy coming over this weekend
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No.3059
>>2484
its true, people here look at milfs IRL with rose-rinted glasses, most of them are pretty nasty
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No.3061
>>3059
This is true.
One appeal of MILFs is the hope that they would actually put some effort into the 'relationship' whatever that maybe. Not necessarily true though. And anyway I'd never go monogamous with a non-virgin.
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No.3070
>>2497
Hit the asian market.
I had a coworker who once told me about his friend, going to thailand (yeah you know how this goes)
Apparently he found himself in the company of a older woman, probably in her mid 30's-40's, which is OLD there, and still not tied down yet - very rare and sertainly unfortunate for a woman. Basically she's way past her prime and overdue of her value.
So what happened? She paid for everything, taxifares, food, drinks, you name it. Just to try to catch this guy - problem was he was not intrested in her, he just played the fiddle.
Asian women after hitting 25, and still not married are considered wasted goods or to old/unreliable for commited companionship.
And they are more or less desperate for attention, though I cant say if it applies to the asian market as a whole.
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No.3229
I -may- attempt a relationship with my aunt.
We've been getting really close lately, and she has a fucking wonderful figure. She's really thirsty too, since her boyfriend died years ago and she hasn't gotten any since.
Any experienced wincest guys here?
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No.3230
>>3229
If she's been coming onto you, why not?
Only thing stopping you is your family looking at you weird.
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No.3234
>>3229
Just go for it, if she turns you away, then maybe try at the relationship a bit more until it's definite or just don't pursue. Don't come straight out with it though, be nice to her and be her best nephew
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No.3315
>>3230
>>3234
>>3229 here.
I'mean current at her house at 4am at night. Hard and fapping to the thought of her sleeping naked a floor above me. We watched Dead Poet Society together. That part where Charlie brought the Playboy centerfold to the cave was the first time we saw big tits together. On the screen sure, but I feel a certain barrier has been passed in terms of sexuality. One more step towards loving her tenderly like in my h-doujins.
Speaking of which. Any good doujins on the subject of aunt-nephew love other than Sweet Days or the Akiko series? Already read the shit out of both.
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No.3316
>>3234
Also she loves to reassure me that I'm her favorite nephew. So I guess I have that last part down. It's getting my penis inside her that's a whole other issue.
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No.3317
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No.3384
>>1391
anon irl never looks like animated or anime or 2d. they are mentally unstable, look disgusting and probably have disgusting pussy.
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No.3535
>end up caving to the thirst and start search up cougar/sugar mama websites
>all of them require monthly payments and jacked up prices
>check Ashley Madison out of desperation
>tons of women, barely any closeby or even in my state
>one website filled with ads has a profile for a 6'7" milf thats half an hour away from me
>profile hasn't been touched in three months
>probably a bot/fake one anyway
living in the desert sucks ass
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No.3837
I wish I had the courage to find one
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No.3843
>>3535
>tons of women
Tons of men pretending to be woman.
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No.3850
>>3843
>using my own reaction image against me
you're right tho
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No.7899
Black women are the worst. If you think those (white) Milfs are bad, the negroid ones are mountains of psychosis. Theyre prideful, gossipy, henpeckers. Not to mention theyre superstitious.
T. Niggeranon
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No.7900
"Age begets wisdom/ maturity"
What a meme. Adults are just glorified adolescents. Corollary to OP, the romanticism of older woman being maternalistic is just a defense mechanism against young maidens.
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No.7901
>>2274
>>2284
sauce on these?
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No.8250
You bring experience , I will bring the energy
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