No.64135
You are hiking through the woods with your buddies when picrel shows up and says he'll accompany you on your journey to keep you safe. He happens to have the same name as one of your buddies. How do you react?
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No.64166
He seems like a pretty chill guy, he can join.
Is he willing to go by a nickname?
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No.64170
>>64135
My paranoia is triggered by some rando showing up, talking about 'journeys' and 'keeping me safe'. I assume he's one of the local strung out, drugged up homeless and ditch him, while doing a quick mental recategorization and ranking of my friends in terms of how much I like them, how talented/skillful/useful they are, how useful/talented/skillful my friends might find me, and who I am willing to damn to death or a fate worse than death to save my own skin should the need arise.
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No.64183
Norse Mythology General also I guess. The original web trolls.
>>64166
Sure. What do you call him?
>>64170
What if you found him taking a nap later?
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No.64184
>>64183
Is his name (which is also my friend's name) some form of "Loki"? If so, we'll just call him Skrýmir to avoid any confusion.
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No.64190
>>64183
I mean, the standard practice when encountering a sleeping, most likely homeless drug addict in the woods is to turn around a go somewhere else. Which is what I'd be advocating for me and my friends to do, while doing my best not to wake said napping dude. And if they refuse to listen to reason, then I'd just continue on our hike while doing my best to leave the man be in as respectful a manner as possible.
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No.64385
I'm gonna pray to Norse gods for something bad to happen to India. If it does, then we all know Norse gods are strongest.
Apparently Jews curse people as part of their weekly prayers, as well, so it's cool and chill to just like go around cursing people.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birkat_haMinim
And I thought AD hominem was bad.
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No.64386
I am not trip fagging. Why is it calling me moth man? I opened the tab in incognito to check if it would still do it, and it did.
I specifically am leaving all the fields blank except for the reply field. There shouldn't be anyway for the site to even remember if I used that as a trip here years ago or something. Annoying.
Why is 8kun giving me personally a trip name regardless of me not wanting it?
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No.64432
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No.64455
>>64432
That is very cool, I am going to check out each one of those links.
Potential /pol/ idea:
They already call us white devils. They have this book Braiding Sweetgrass, required core curriculum in universities across America, that demonizes the Adam and Eve story, and says white people are possessed by the Wendigo, which is the Native American's version of the devil.
https://archive.org/details/braiding-sweetgrass-indigenous-wisdom-scientific-knowledge-and-the-teachings-of-plants-pdfdrive.com
So why not white devil max, and pray to Loki, Thor Surtr, Hades, Ares, Eris, Phobos, Deimos, Chaos, Nyx, the Keres, etc. These deities were worshipped, and they were considered good, they just ruled over things that are inherently conflict rife areas of life, such as wealth, resources, land, duties, manliness. IDK it's a better concept than viewing your life as one long crucifixion for people who call you white devils anyway. Take pride in being a white devil, learn some business skills, and outcompete them in the economy instead of volunteering at at inner city food banks and shit.
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No.64469
I'm gonna use this thread as a containment thread for my own ideas.
The story of Medusa reflects Feminism. Athena represents Feminism. Democracy… for no reason. Not in defense of any particular idea, just having everyone vote is meaningful itself, no matter what they vote for. And feminists are willing to fight to defend that concept of democracy. And they've been trained to hate sex. So they're just like Athena. So Medusa represents the feminist woman's hidden urge to have sex with a powerful man. She's a priestess in Athena's temple. Athena's a virgin, and all her priestesses have to be too. And Medusa is horny for Poseidon, and shows off her ass, and gets Poseidon to fuck her in Athena's temple. This is representative of feminist women hating men, but one little part of them is still horny. So anyway, Athena turns Medusa into a monster. This represents how feminists have to describe housewives in the most negative and condescending way in order to justify being feminists. Because they secretly just want to be housewives, so they have to shit on that idea and make it monstrous to avoid dealing with it. Yeppers.
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No.64484
>>64469
Mmmm Mmmm well the test has come back conclusive. You are in fact retarded. Sorry.
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No.64523
>>64385
Google India news and check if anything bad happened.
If I pray to the Norse gods for it to rain frogs in Israel and it really does, will everyone reading this become Nordicists? During the day time as well. No more hidden night Kek chaos. Daytime Chaos Frogs. Daos Frogpocalypse.
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No.64638
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No.64772
To make this enigmatic thread even more like the story of Utgarða-Loki, I will now challenge all thread guests to a competition, of announcing what they are praying for here, and then praying for it, so we can compare who has the strongest prayers. Please announce who you are praying to, and how you are praying, so if it works, we can be your followers and pray that way too. Whoever prays for something and gets the biggest outcome wins. Please also pray for immediate results, since this is a contest, and we don't have forever.
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No.64779
Those of us interested in Norse heathenism/mythology are probably already be aware of these YouTube channels, but if not, I think they are the best channels out there.
Professor Jackson Crawford has also published several of his translations of the sources, including the Elder/Poetic Edda: https://yewtu.be/channel/UCXCxNFxw6iq-Mh4uIjYvufg
Norse Magic and Beliefs is a believer in the old ways and always backs up his videos with the actual sources: https://yewtu.be/channel/UClfHrHvX1byPvPouM-j8bEA
Maria Kvilhaug AKA The Lady of the Labyrinth is also a believer in the old ways, she has written a very interesting and now hard-to-come-by work The Seed of Yggdrasill, and she has many interesting articles on her website. She explores some of the more esoteric and obscure parts of the Norse heathen religion: https://yewtu.be/channel/UCt1faX3Suw1lPOyzqsosb2A
Thomas Rowsell AKA Survive the Jive is also a believer, who makes videos on the religious ideas and history, especially Indo-European history: https://yewtu.be/channel/UCZAENaOaceQUMd84GDc26EA
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No.64893
Now I will pray against Xi Jinping. Because he has Ing in his name. And because Ingwaz is the enemy of Surtr. Elon Musk's X logo is one half of a Mason's compass. A Mason's compass is in the shape of an Ingwaz rune. Surtr, of Muspelheim, fights Freyr Ingvi, and is said to cut the heavens in half. Thus, Musk using half of the Mason's logo doesn't mean he supports them: it means he defeated them. Masons are promoting flat earth earth for some reason and wanted to convince everyone the earth was flat so they could do some gay shit in caves or something. The Star of David also contains an Ingwaz rune, and the majority of every country is anti-Israel now, so that is going well. Xi Jinping is now the biggest anti-white "Freyr Ingvi" symbol in the world. IDK what's next, maybe Fraternal orders that have all races as equals, but that's kind of already covered by the masons and Elon and X. As for the "Chaos in broad daylight" idea, I've been praying to some sun gods, and we've got these as news stories, so I feel like the juice is flowing.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/05/20/solar-flare-nasa-space-sun/83741492007/
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No.64912
>>64893
It occurs to me that Xi Jin Ping recently gave the US a favorable trade deal and I should pray for negative events to befall Putin instead.
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No.64915
I take this back China is gay as fuck for Google Dragonfly >>64912
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No.64941
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No.65119
I'm praying to all the Norse gods and Greek gods for personal wealth and right wing politics. I'd rather do selfish prayers but left wing politics is literally directly inconvenient for me on a daily basis. I'm praying to Phorcys and Surtr and Hades and Poseidon. I'm getting real Primordial with it. Last night I had two visions. First shit tons of sea monsters. Then shit tons of runes flying out of my sigil. We're so back bros.
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No.65120
>>65119
Literal sea monsters. One anon complained Revelations was happening, but was too metaphorical. The Bible specifically says it is a metaphor. But anon said that was added later. So I am praying for literal sea monsters fucking everywhere. And for them to bless My personal wealth and power. And we will have them.
I'm not even into Revelations anymore. I'm into Ragnorak. And Jormungandr does the same thing as the Beast from the Sea anyway. Except Helheim is a party for þursar so it's a more positive message. So Christians will get like a mind fuck apocalypse but in a positive way, which is exactly what they expect/expect to not be able to expect.
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No.65121
Except theyre fucking stupid so fuck em >>65120
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No.65122
Heill dagr!
Heilir dags synir!
Heil nótt ok nift!
Óreiðum augum
lítið okkr þinig
ok gefið sitjǫndum sigr!
Heilir æsir!
Heilar ásynjur!
Heil sjá in fjǫlnýta fold!
Mál ok mannvit
gefið okkr mærum tveim
ok læknishendr, meðan lifum.
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No.65128
>>64135
my best friends name is penis, so yeah he accompanies us
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No.65534
>>65119
it is better not only for personal benefit, but also for the benefit of your family, and maybe for the benefit of your nation. Such a desire is natural and prudent. For example, Jews with a sly buttocks regularly pray and perform rituals for the benefit of the entire Jewish ethnos, unlike Christians.
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