Hi /x/ please use your collective energies to create an egregore gf for me that looks like pic related but d cup size tits and decently wide hips. Also make sure she can bear children from normal human semen too and make sure to send her to my house

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Snallygaster 01/05/20 (Sun) 12:00:11 No.54258

Hi /x/ please use your collective energies to create an egregore gf for me that looks like pic related but d cup size tits and decently wide hips. Also make sure she can bear children from normal human semen too and make sure to send her to my house

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Snallygaster SAGE! 01/05/20 (Sun) 23:37:02 No.54260

We r not ur personal army

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Snallygaster 01/06/20 (Mon) 00:36:55 No.54261

>>54260

Correct you are my personal conjurors

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Snallygaster 01/06/20 (Mon) 09:33:30 No.54264

>>54258

All I can conjure is a lifetime of loneliness and sadness for you

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Snallygaster 01/07/20 (Tue) 07:45:57 No.54277

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>>54258

This post is so dumb how about I manifest a spiritual dick devil to chase you around instead?

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Snallygaster 01/07/20 (Tue) 08:09:40 No.54278

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HOW DARE YOU!

My name is JC Webster III, The LORDS 10 star general in the fight against pornographication of the media!!

How Dare You Satan war shipping pornographers use the internet to share your filth and degeneracy! You are all going to burn in hell and be cast into the eternal burning pit of sewage! Repent NOW! And embrace the NEW REVELATIONS of the end time! Smash your pornography machines NOW!!

The internet is the devils magic to corrupt and degeneritize man and lowely woman!

Mans place is worshiping GOD and his son JESUS CHIST and STRICKING down homosexuals and floofs and monkeys! Womans place is silently behind a man OR in a kitchen!!!

HOW DARE YOU spread the lies of the devil! The devil is the father of lies and GOD, JESUS, and I will throw every one of you into the boiling burning pit of sewage come judgement day!

AMEN JESUS

YOU'RE making me make Edna have to type into your pornography machine because of your degenerate devil warship! I would never touch a pornography machine EVER with my saints cowboy hands!

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Snallygaster 01/10/20 (Fri) 13:40:42 No.54314

>>54278

6/10 pretty good pasta, but it loses coherence at the end.

"Lowely woman", and "Woman's place is in the kitchen," unfunny reddit jokes, not coherent with the rest of the post theme, and having zero subtlety like that kills the last line, which would actually be funny (aside from "cowboy hands", again reddit).

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