/x/ - Paranormal

>>46844

Raise the standard so that they control the standard. Just like oil.

guys what if the vampires are planning to unflush all of the toilets back up our ass>?

>>46844

This is simmilair to OPEC.

Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries,

Literally dependence on paper. Muslims have it figured out.

>>47295

>paper is still used to dry off

No, you use a towel. Obviously. Why would you waste money on disposable cloths if you're clean through washing? Just dry your ass the same as you'd dry it after a shower.

>>47787

>defecation rate was down purely to your metabolism

Exactly this. It even changes in the same person if they change their lifestyle. I used to shit once a day pretty reliably, but now that I've lost some weight, am more active, and have a physically demanding job, I shit twice per day. And I'm not really eating that much more, and it's a lot less per shit, whereas when it was once a day it was toilet-destroying torpedoes.

>>47241

>this

So does soy.

There are soaps out there that don't have the chemicals making the frogs gay so you should get that instead of not bathing like that fag implied.

>>48126

>>48178

You say she is "Australian". Is she White or Abos? How long ago did this take place? At one time, the Australian gov. did some messed up experiments on poor kids (many Abos). I think the last of that stuff went on in 70's. The experiment I heard of was giving the kids "new experimental treatment" treatment for head lice; the treatment was to expose their heads to an industrial-strength Xray beam which did, indeed, kill the lice, but also caused a lot of damage, like burns, head pain, cognitive issues, sterility.

>>51942

OK so I re-read OP's post, don't see mention of Australia, where did I get this from? Oh well, at least I threw some messed up history at /x/

>>51943

It was right here. >>48178

>>48128

>>48138

Imagine being so sensitive and so easily offended and fragile that this has to be an issue. Just accept the joke, jeez.

>>48178

This explains everything. Australia has all kinds of spooky stuff. Prolly just a giant spider with an obsession with her, likes her blood, sort of serial killer loves her in a weird way. like that anime term for violently loving someone.

>>50711

This sounds like a projection of your Anima.

Carl Jung called his 'his soul' or 'personal Goddess'.

The Nords called theirs 'Fates', a personal Valkyrie who is you went into the underworld and rescued, would allow you to shape your own destiny.

>>50737

Very helpful, anon; thank you. I recently started reading Jung's "Man And His Symbols" and learned much already, but I will definitely keep searching. The variable of upmost oddity has to be that this person actually exists here in meat space. A human (to the best of my knowledge) that others dear to me could bear witness to seeing first hand rules out schizoaffective; which is precisely what throttles this into the next level. I can't explain why a someone purely human would feel nothing but love and a desire to protect me. Perhaps my own cynicism I try to curb works against me. I will add that those who would bear witness have only seen this person while physically around me or right before weird things happen in my life.

>I know there was a sort of shifting in the ranks and leadership change in Hell recently

Explain.

What about her astral or something, I know you said physical but something like that would explain the goodness she was kicking off. And the smaller?

I had a similar experience in college. Mind you that I've had plenty of sleep paralysis and experiences of sucubi. This was different. It did occur during an episode of light sleep paralysis. She was clinging onto my back and seemed scared or in need of help. I thought of it at the time as a positive experience. Now, I'm catholic and my interior life is more orderly.

The experience didn't come from above. It was probably a projection from some deep layer of the soul. There was lots of energetic sexual frustration during those days.

>>49458

You've been lied to, deepweb is mostly sane people and larpers. We just have most freedom (until more of ya Normies are pushed there by exclusion) and a few less sane site hosts the sickos had to dig deeper cause we hunted them down brutally rather than censor them as your leaders did. So just do normal stuff there and shut up and lurk when ya do find something juicy, ya know like we all had to in the golden days of gaychan.

>>48977

The real shit is in i2p and usenet TOR is fucking shit now.

>>49465

This is the best explanation tbh. This is exactly what I saw there. It was kinda a yawn imo.

>>51610

Can you give us a rundown on how those work?

>>51777

i2p works similarly to Tor, I think, except you can only use it to browse the darknet, that is, sites made specifically to be browsed with i2p.

https://geti2p.net/en/faq

Usenet, I'm not sure, but I think it's more or less the same, except you have to register an account to use it.

>selling your soul to the devil to solve your problems

honestly makes less sense than just killing yourself

>>51510

The shortcut is a lie. There is only one path to the mountain top - there is only the hard way. The uncertain way.

Sacrifice yourself, burn off everything unworthy in service to your potential, and you will be rewarded manyfold.

Rolled 1, 6, 4, 4, 6, 3 + 6 = 30 (6d6)

nothing is worth your immortal soul. your mortal time is limited and if you want the favor of gods i suggest you start trying to impress them rather than beg.

>communicating with a spirit and have no natural psychic power of their own

I'd say that the ability to reliably communicate with spirits qualifies as a psychic power.

>and just be using hypnosis/persuasion techniques

Hypnosis that actually works and isn't just psychotherapy is a psychic power. If you're worried about persuasion just don't let them talk.

>What's a foolproof way to make sure someone is a real psychic and not a fake?

Have them try and read the mind (I assume this is what you're talking about) of someone in another room that they haven't met. Or just determine the emotion that they're feeling.

>>51767

Huh, thx. This board is much better than 4/x/.

>Have them try and read the mind (I assume this is what you're talking about) of someone in another room that they haven't met. Or just determine the emotion that they're feeling.

I'll try this with friends and family and see if I find any psychics.

>>51747

>because if someone's mind reading or predicting they could just be communicating with a spirit

Don't worry, it's not a spirit, but your higher self.

>>51726

It's possible that the only people who had access to the photos were English and Hynek, and they chose not to release them to the public out of respect for the dead.

>>51611

You are an advanced people, you stumble across a group of primitive people and you have two options really. Take over, or study. You have mastered space travel so the resources gained are likely not important or worth the effort, so you observe. Just like we might look at monkey's or primitive tribes, maybe you take a few away for study, maybe do a few experiments. The people who see you will call you whatever they feel like, maybe you feel it out but you sure as hell don't give the hairless apes direct contact, and information to advance tech because you've seen how that works out. Poorly.

Alternatively, you reach out with those in power and they are complicit and fine with you doing what you want because they get your used junk thinking it's the greatest thing ever(the modern version of glass beads to indians) while you get to experiment, monitor the cool form of life you found.

Personally if an Alien species does decide to openly just show up, that means either they are very dumb or expect to get exterminated because you're the anthill in the pathway of a highway getting built.

>>51661

>Taking your meds won't save you from the truth of Christianity, that is that you're headed for a lake of fire if you don't confess of your sins and repent to the Lord Jesus Christ

Absolutely unintentionally based

>>51516

*baboosh*

bidoosh

>>47570

A few episodes of falling apart excepting that I am just the ba and that the smug asshole I tell to shut up is the ka, that on my death he gets to tell me to shut up as I fade from existence.

>>47570

>Like, why atoms and shit exist,

I think an even better question is how do they continue to exist, what sustains it all?

>Why does 2+2 = 4, rather than 5?

Why does mathematics work, why can something purely abstract so accurately describe the physical?

>What would the universe look like outside of the human eye?

This one is my favorite, I believe that all the qualitative features of the world do not exist independent of a conscious observer. It would be like trying to describe the experience of seeing green using a physical description of light itself.

>>47570

It's called Christ Consciousness. Usually happens around 35 years of age. But those questions are answers within a nano second.

>>51037

It's mysterious because you're a lazy bastard. Go find the answers out there and within.

Burned out or maybe you reached the point where you realized that most things don't really matter. Magic can be exhausting on the body, mind, and soul so taking a video game vacation isn't bad, or something in the video game is required for you to experience which is why you're drawn to it.

>>51473

It might be because I enjoy seeing violence and exploration. What scares me the most is the lack of any ambition or desire, which has never happened before.

>>51471

Honestly, there may be many causes for this change in your emotional state. It could even be something as simple as a nutrient deficiency. Seriously, people underestimate how much their mood is influenced by what goes on in their body (food, sleep, hormones, etc). The lack of motivation and desire is a common symptom of low testosterone levels, for example. But age also plays a role: our goals and priorities often shift as we grow older.

For what it's worth, I share your dream of becoming immortal, though I've never performed a magic ritual. Were you an alchemist? I suggest that you search for Aubrey de Grey on Youtube, he's a scientist who's trying to make us all immortal (and there are others like him).

>>51533

Not an alchemist, I'm far too disorganised and dynamic for steady work. My "rituals" were mostly spontaneous, never really did their exact purpose. I'm seriously rooting for scientists like Aubrey, alas I really don't think we will achieve immortality in this generation, and even if we do it won't be worth it. I'm more interested in the spiritual path to it, transcending this dull reality. It might be narcissism talking, but I feel like my ego is too strong to just die. What about you?

>>51514

I believe in all kinds of stuff, but this has always been, and always will be unprovable ass-talking bullshit science. Everyone pulls astrology out of their ass and waves crystals around saying the conflunction of mars with smack saturn on the ass like "HEY BABY!" and this will get me a good tax return. Like what the fuck?

>>37039

Maybe she just wanted to fuck with her mom and thought exposing her to a stranger would do the trick. If kids are good at anything, they are good at mischief.

>>33356

So essentially you saw a white person. Damn, I guess this is how the natives felt when they saw one too.

This happened to me a few years ago.

I was spending the night at my friends house. At some time around 1 in the morning we have an argument of some kind and I storm off in anger. In his backyard he has a trampoline so I go in his backyard and just lye down in the middle of it.

Closing my eyes and just trying to relax, *and im not lying here, im still freaked out over this to this day* So while just lying their in the dead of night, what sounds like a little girl whispers in my ear hello. And I swear it was like right next to my ear. Freaked the fuck out I immediately opened my eyes and ran as fast as I could to the door and got back inside.

made me curious about his religious beliefs and found his wikipedia interesting enough

>accused of being psychic

lel

>gay

interesting

>lives in plantation, florida

I lived right nearby and that isn't far from me still

I bet this guy worships demons in secret

>>51460

Who the hell worships their employees?

>>51120

Actually, if OP had done research, he would quickly find out that this guy is pretty much a fraud, even in his whole scepticism movement against psychic abilities. The whole "million dollar" thing was a hoax and it still is until today.

This guy just doesn't believe in magick or the occult, he actually does no one want to prove him that it actually does exist.

>>47130

>The Jews fucked up and smashed their Lunar Library into the surface at like 330mph

Whoops?

>>42515

Lyn Buchanan, the dude who managed the CIA's remote viewing program now has a consulting group: https://www.crviewer.com/

Their clients include many fortune 500 companies and wall street firms.

>>48217

The vampires never make mistakes. Every single thing they do is carefully calculated

>>51153

I'm finding it very difficult to figure out how smashing a small spacecraft to shrapnel isn't a mistake, but whatever. TECHNICALLY we have no way of knowing the thing actually crashed. There was just telemetry that showed a descent speed of over 100 meters-per-second and about 100 meters above the ground right before it cut off. If the telemetry was faked, I guess we can't know, but what's the point?

>does knowledge that only a few people have and is kept carefully guarded and secret exist

OP, fuck off until you graduate past a 4 year old's mental capabilities.