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279a96  No.16931913[Last 50 Posts]

Will the newest Assassin's Creed Valhallah bring a very underrated culture out of the ashes?

Or will it be yet another

>muh Next-Gen Xbox

ubisoft cashgrab?

Either way, AC Valhallah meme thread. Go!

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279a96  No.16931914

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4b8549  No.16931918

>>16931913

Asscreed should be abolished already, it's a shadow of its former self, and its former self wasn't even that great to begin with. Who even plays these games anymore? Who are these games even for?

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699502  No.16931919

What happened to the previous thread?

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8540a9  No.16931923

What the fuck is there to talk about? They released a trailer for a film. Could be a fucking RTS for all I know.

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360d92  No.16931927

>dude, Vikings were actually the good guys. Did you know they were feminists?

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987158  No.16931954

I hope it's not as grindy as the later Assassin's Creed games. Necessary side quests to meet a certain level requirement to progress is just plain bad game design. Would be cool to have a Thorfinn DLC character from Vinland Saga that you can play as but I don't think they'll do it.

Seems Paul Tassi was triggered that they had the audacity to have a male protagonist in this game and the toxicity of the stream with sexism and Last of Us 2 spoilers.

http://archive.is/SG3Ev

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7532dc  No.16931978

File: f187b7dcb4864c0⋯.jpg (154.21 KB, 1185x725, 237:145, rock_star_red_dead_pagans.jpg)

>>16931927

They were peaceful and learned their violence from the anglo saxons.

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96d1ab  No.16931987

What asscreed games were even good? Any of them? And I mean not just mildy entertaining but top tier, people should have to play it to call themselves a True Gamer™ type of games. The only person I knew IRL who admitted to playing asscreed also claimed Sonic 06 was his favorite video game unironically, so I have to wonder if asscreed weren't just bad games people somehow convinced themselves were good.

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f5a815  No.16932000

File: 9a5f9d15dfabc3d⋯.jpg (319.01 KB, 816x612, 4:3, pre_roman_nordic_architect….jpg)

The vikangz lived in ghetto huts. They were literal snow niggers. So however badly Sweden YES is portrayed, it will be better than the reality of that time.

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360d92  No.16932001

>>16931978

The fuck?

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3dcb64  No.16932002

>>16931987

>And I mean not just mildy entertaining but top tier, people should have to play it to call themselves a True Gamer™ type of games

None of them are that good, they are just mildly entertaining. You play them for one of three reasons:

1. to see how the series has evolved and make your own opinions on whether it is good or bad, and not just parrot the opinions of some anon on an imageboard(personally I think AssCreed 3 is underrated);

2. if you like the setting(Renaissance Rome, American Colonies, Paris during the Revolution) and fuck around in it, to climb on all the buildings and explore;

3. You have bad tastes and want to see how the story continues, because you like it

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b17cf8  No.16932006

File: 7e98495b459269e⋯.jpg (123.83 KB, 750x563, 750:563, 4882726187_750_borgund_sta….jpg)

>>16932000

retarded disinfo. peasants lived peasant huts no matter the civilization. vikings built stuff out of wood so we don't have evidence like with do with the roman stone architecture. shit like pic related. early christians burned a ton of it to the ground.

vikings were capable of building impressive sea faring boats. of course they could also make nice wooden houses. even in modern day the germanic peoples have some of the best wooden architecture

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1a082d  No.16932007

File: abc74e231953129⋯.jpg (735.83 KB, 1217x2659, 1217:2659, British_Museum_Battersea_S….jpg)

>>16932000

Archeological evidence has repeatedly proved that other European societies were far more advanced than the Romans claimed and it was likely just propaganda so the native Roman citizens would fear and hate the Germans/Celts/Arabs/any other group and further support wars against them.

For example, the Battersea Shield proves the Celts were very skilled metalworkers with sophisticated tools centuries ahead of how the Romans described them.

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acc8c6  No.16932012

I don't trust Ubosoft to do anything but slander and denigrate any culture and history of peoples of fair complexion.

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cc731d  No.16932013

>>16932000

>pre_roman_nordic_architecture

>this entire fucking post

Okay first of all the Vikings appeared fucking CENTURIES after the Roman empire collapsed, they were a Medieval society.

Secondly those huts were mostly for temporary coastal settlements as Vikings often moved through their lives. Major Viking cities like Dublin (Yes, Dublin, Ireland. The Vikings controlled it for awhile) looked how you'd expect Medieval settlements to look.

Thirdly, not everywhere was the City of Rome, even the vast majority of the Roman empire wasn't marble statues and giant coliseums. You went out to small communities in rural Rome and you'd see similar huts and structures.

Stop getting your knowledge of history from /pol/ and /int/ holy fuck. What you're doing is like comparing 16th-century London to modern-day redneck trailer parks.

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7532dc  No.16932032

File: f08905834d6c81d⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1370x832, 685:416, varg_gallia.png)

Will Varg approve?

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39c19a  No.16932039

>>16932007

Celts were incredibly advanced when it comes to technology. They invented the mail armor and thureos shield (similar to the one you posted, but most of them were made of wood), which have started to become popular after the Galatian tribe at the beginning of the fourth century BC has cut its way through Greece and established themselves in Anatolia, remaining a tribe of feared raiders and respected mercenaries for a few hundred years. Their swords, armors and shields were quickly adopted by Greeks, Macedonians, Seleucids and Pontics. I don't recall anyone saying that the Romans have had superior metalworking or technology by themselves - maybe except the imperial period; by that time they have appropriated everything they could use from the surrounding peoples. The greatest strength of the Roman people were their adaptability and willingness to learn. Their architecture was heavily inspired by the Greeks, but let's not forget that the Romans have ingeniously developed an excellent sewer system, a system of aqueducts that could deliver fresh water directly to people's homes and highways that were a primary means of communication as long as early modern period.

>>16932032

He really let himself go, hasn't he.

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c75b37  No.16932042

>>16931987

I liked the first one because it was really inovative for its time and I was a huge prince of Persia fan, I just enjoyed the setting and the fluid animations so much that it didn't bother me the repetitive gameplay. The next one I really enjoyed was unity partly because I got a new gpu and the graphics were fuckin tremendous , also the setting was really cool and I enjoyed taking it in without a HUD just playing slow and taking my time to larp as a French revolution assassin. Definitely quenched my turbo autism.

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8a644e  No.16932049

>>16932032

Does this guy ever stop whining?

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7532dc  No.16932053

File: 0ab8b513ab6b583⋯.png (507.71 KB, 572x538, 286:269, varg_spits_on_rome.png)

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39c19a  No.16932055

>muh slavery :^(

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1a082d  No.16932058

>>16932032

>>16932053

For such a hateful guy that murdered his friend and intentionally destroyed parts of his own heritage, he sure is strangely butthurt about everything. You'd expect him not to bitch and moan constantly like he does.

It's weird for a convicted murderer and arsonist to have such thin skin about everything.

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dd12a4  No.16932060

File: 131aef21a4a7021⋯.png (102.35 KB, 460x361, 460:361, 131aef21a4a70215c47fdaa9aa….png)

>>16931913

I'm sure those evil blonde haired blue eyed savages will have their micro aggressive culture rightfully injected with some much needed diversity.

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15b2bf  No.16932064

>>16931987

Ass 2 and brotherhood were pretty fun, i mostly remember the "dungeons" i'd play again just for those.

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fdc97d  No.16932065

>>16931954

Better yet they should just make an Asscreed game where you can make your own character. It's not like their protagonists are memorable aside from Ezio. Most of them are bland and dull. Hell they've pretty much abandoned the aspect of assassinating people in the game, and instead replaced it with basic RPG combat where you can use different weapons.

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8064dd  No.16932073

If they had wanted to portray the Norse as people that were not necessarily bloodthirsty, rapacious pillagers, they easiest and most realistic means to do so would have been to showcase that not all fucking Norse were Vikings. Instead, we get

>don't hurt muh women and children, when Vikings would have killed, raped, or at least enslaved them as thralls.

>muh martial honor when viking "strategy" was focused about getting ashore, looting everything that wasn't nailed down, and then fucking off again before anyone that could actually fight back might arrive

>muh shield maidens/ women warriors when the shield maidens of legends invariably met unpleasant ends for stepping out of their station.

Fuck's sake, we could have something cool like a Norsemen who goes to Eastern Rome in order to apply as a Varangian Guard, but becomes an assassin instead.

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3caf90  No.16932093

>>16931913

> AC Valhallah meme thread

I hope this one won't get deleted.

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3caf90  No.16932096

>>16931978

RDR2 was such a letdown.

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6a2da3  No.16932140

>>16932039

>a system of aqueducts

They also invented lead poisoning. KEK

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daad46  No.16932142

Bring back Prince of Persia. This shit is whack. Why do people keep buying this series?

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c578cb  No.16932149

>>16932140

No real evidence for that.

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41e118  No.16932160

where the hell are they even trying to go with the modern day story, really?

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c578cb  No.16932166

>>16932160

evil ayys fighting evil Illuminati for brainwashing ayy tech.

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3caf90  No.16932171

>>16932160

Is the protagonist still the lesbian mary sue from Origins and Odyssey?

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924fed  No.16932187

File: f55ba5dd51a98f4⋯.jpg (9.54 KB, 255x251, 255:251, 1434171059309.jpg)

>>16932053

>justifications for having an economy based on PLUNDER & SLAVERY

Is he going to pretend the viking raids his ancestors did where they took plunder and slaves were all fine?

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41e118  No.16932195

>>16932171

no idea..i just want some god damn direction with the story

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daad46  No.16932236

>>16932195

It lost all sense after the first game. That this "assassin" group is global and multicultural is retarded to begin with. Problem was, they developed better gameplay along the way, while AC1 was just shit. Maybe they should just revisit the Crusades/Altair and bring back all the technical ideas they've learned. Reset the franchise, if you will.

Or just make Prince of Persia games again. That'd be better.

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047406  No.16932238

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16931913

>Muh ASS-ASS-ins

>Still won't fucking set it in mother fucking Japan where you can have 5 different flavours of a spy-killer-assassin-stealthfag every corner you search

>NAH BRO, VIKANGZ AN SHIIIIEEEET

>Game is basically Ubisoft copying Creative Assembly's PS3 God of War clone

>It even had stealth sections

Fuck's sake this is beyond ridiculous still funny

>>16932142

>>16932236

>Bring back Prince of Persia.

Shut up you moron. Stop giving them ideas for what to assrape next. We're extremely lucky Ubishit decided to make this franchise after the PoP people left after 3(or AssCreed Brotherhood, I forget).

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3dcb64  No.16932241

>>16932236

>Or just make Prince of Persia games again. That'd be better.

Thankfully Forgotten Sands flopped(or did not do as well as expected) means that Ubisoft will wait at least 5-10 more years, before raping the franchise, enjoy it while you still can.

>That this "assassin" group is global and multicultural is retarded to begin with

Well, they kinda had to do this stuff if they wanted their Assassin's Creed franchise into other parts of the world(and time), besides the Crusades. You couldn't play as another group, and still call it Assassin's Creed. Them being liberal social justice warriors, while the Templars being the evil Trump racists, was just the bad writing from the team. At least in 3, they kinda tried to make the Templars more sympathetic, but the damage was already done.

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97866d  No.16932272

File: d5072b772cbe72c⋯.jpg (54.34 KB, 635x474, 635:474, udftyshstttts.JPG)

>>16931919

It was deleted when it was shown to be just a pure advertisement thread. This is also a pure advertisement thread, as you can see the OP has cobbled together things that sound like imageboard phrases, like an AI wrote it. There are no memes for this video game because no one cares about this video game, yet "memes" has become a souless statistic to gauge interest from social media managers.

No one cares about Assassin's Creed and no one is going to care about Assassin's Creed.

We already know what the game is going to be like–like the others. They slap on a different culture on the same engine and then it sells because people recognize the brand. This time it's Vikings, they'll show off the proud female vikings, they'll show off the proud black vikings, there'll probably be some side quest on how a how accepting of immigration the vikings actually were, call anyone who says the phrase "historical accuracy" a basement dweller on reddit, sell a 200 dollar collector's box full of Assassin's Creed floss and toenail clippers with no game inside and people will forget about it the week after it comes out.

Stop falling for this garbage, please.

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61c751  No.16932273

>>16932002

>story

not relevant since III

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360d92  No.16932278

>>16932236

They probably should have just made Black Flag it's own franchise, and released one of those every few years instead.

Then you'd have your Assassin games, and your naval combat based games separate.

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3caf90  No.16932304

>>16932272

>It was deleted when it was shown to be just a pure advertisement thread.

Every thread about a video game that you don't like is an advertisement thread?

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61c751  No.16932307

>>16932278

>They probably should have just made Black Flag it's own franchise

that's skull & bones, but it got postponed together with everything else after division 2 and breakpoint bombed hard.

>and released one of those every few years instead.

in ubishit's defense the only games they shit out constantly is mostly singleplayer stuff, while they support multiplayer way longer than other publishers (which doesn't keep them from turning to shit, but still). least you're not stuck with a dead game and required to constantly buy the sequel.

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bf4b10  No.16932312

>>16932272

Fair enough, but it's also fun to laugh at shitshows like TORtanic or DmC.

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3dcb64  No.16932319

>>16932273

>III

Speaking of III, I found the ending quite baffling, and on par with Mass Effect 3's ending(I think they both came in the same year), only that AssCreed3 was, at launch, such a buggy piece of shit, that this is what most people talked about, and it didn't promise to have endings based on your choices, as there were none.

For those lucky enough, to not have played, I will need to explain how the writes view the good guys(Assassins) and the bad guys(Templars)

>Assassins put freedom above all, you need to be free in order to have peace and kiss your homosexual black husband, this is why they are good

<Templarss put control above all, you need to control the masses in order to have peace and put women in the kitchen, this is why they are bad

If there is anything that Desmond "learned" from his past lives is that freedom is good, and control is bad(at least this is what the writes presented us)

Through the story of 3, you are also presented through the past live of Connor, that Assassins and Templars just can not work together, and can not compromise, not even as father and son. This is what Desmond learns. This is what your dad also tells you, that they can't work together and to never compromise on your beliefs.

Now in the present you learn that a solar flare(?) killed the ancient civilization, and it's going to happen again, since it's 2012(muh Mayans), so you gather the McGuffins, and some ancient ayy hologram tells you to put your hand on it, but then some other hologram ayy tells you not to, because you were manipulated by the first ayy, so you end up with two choices:

>let the solar flare kill 99% of the population, destroying all technology and start from scratch, but you will survive and become a prophet of the new world shaping it as you wish, BUT in a few thousand years your ideas MIGHT get changed from "Respect thy neighbor" to "Kill thy neighbor".

or

>kill yourself, in order to save the planet, but you let the Ayys control everyone, including their thoughts, issuing a One World Order, but hey 100% of the people will be saved, though they will be mindless drones now

I see the first choice as the assassin one, while the other is the templar one(freedom vs control) so what does Desmond do? Does he weight in the options? Should he let people die or should he kill himself and let the Templars win? Should he ask his other assassin teammates what they think? Is freedom worth protecting? Nope he just goes and kills himself without a second thought. Not one bit does he think about. Nobody tells him,"hey wait a moment, let us think this through", they just go with it for no apparent reason. Such a monumental decision, you would think they would say something, but nope, "they will win another day"/

I understand that letting people die, is not a good thing, but up until now the writers have gone freedom=good, control=bad, just not this one moment, which is why I find it baffling, because they are not consistent.

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76e384  No.16932381

File: 411e8df75ecddc8⋯.jpg (38.82 KB, 375x375, 1:1, image_14_.jpg)

>franchise about assassins

>it's not medieval hitman

Ubisoft are so fucking stupid.

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07a4f0  No.16932396

The pre-order figurine is a woman.

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35c54d  No.16932402

File: 15350a29d23b486⋯.png (2.27 MB, 2847x1412, 2847:1412, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16932396

It looks like a bald man with a bleached raccoon on his head.

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2f05d2  No.16932416

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16931987

My favorite is AssCreed Unity.

It came free with my (((original Xbox One))). Kind of sucks my 1st gen Xbox One is slow as shit and can barely play browser games now.

I also liked AssCreed Unity because it has the most complex storyline.

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7fc656  No.16932417

>>16932001

>>16931978

>Three Norse expeditions west of Greenland

>First one by Leif Eriksson was short and didn't really interact with natives

>Second one with Leif's brother Thorvald: Thorvald's a traditional Viking and decided to attack some featherheads sleeping in their canoes, but he let one get away, so they came back with arrows and killed him

>Third one started off with peaceful trading but then a bull got loose and it scared the shit out of the natives who took it as a sign of hostility and attacked them. The Norsemen got away, partly because Leif's pregnant half-sister slashed her own tit with a sword to scare them off (yes, really)

>Norsemen who at that time were known for their aggressive methods, decided to leave a group of peaceful people and a ton of land alone for no fucking reason after wasting tons of resources on an expedition

I thought I "got" being pozzed, but god damn. Why wouldn't they just call Vikings rayciss like they did with the KKK, even though the KKK was non-existent at the time the game took place?

>>16932304

You like Assassin's Creed? I'm sorry anon, but you're going to have to prove this to me.

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39d4de  No.16932422

>>16931913

>>16931914

>OP that hardly makes sense

>the OP also posts some weird-ass AI created Jewtube video

Is this some new viral marketing algorithm that Ubisoft is trying out?

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987158  No.16932426

File: b8200b156913fa0⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1076x1561, 1076:1561, Vinland_170_08.png)

Not to anyone's surprise, you get an option between male and female protagonist. When are we going to get a male that was raised as a female and self identifies as one or trans-man/woman to play as? History should be genderfluid like your player character :^)

Then you got that kotaku article saying who cares about "historical accuracy" which irks me a lot. We know the game isn't suppose to be a documentary but Assassin's Creed is not something you think of as being fantasy. Maybe fantasy sci fi with the living through your ancestors memory from DNA with future tech but for the most part within the setting, it's grounded with some fictional elements to tie it together. To not keep the elements that gives a certain history its identity, it loses it's flavor and realism. It becomes window dressing at that point. I don't care if you have a female protagonist in a historical setting, but don't exaggerate their presence in the history like what they did with Battlefield V. Female characters should have a much tougher time instead of them being treated as something normally seen that nobody, even historical icons, would not bat an eye at.

Put a little more effort if you want people to do full playthroughs of both female and male sides and give them 2 different experiences, even if they are essentially playing the same missions. Which reminds me, I'm guessing they're going to pull the same shit they did with Odyssey because SJWs were triggered that a woman has to have sex with a man to have a baby. I guess they forgot that is how lineage works and the whole premise of the machine that Assassin's Creed uses. I think we have some scientists trying to give men wombs in modern times but you shouldn't be projecting such ideas into historical settings because it's what you particularly want. I'm sure there is going to be something really dumb in the game based on "modern sensibilities".

They are running out of settings to use so I'm not sure if they have much left to work with to make more games for. Wild West and Feudal Japan is the only thing I think they haven't touched yet. Maybe India and China since the ones they made for that weren't main games but spin-offs so they can expand on them further.

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1a082d  No.16932483

>>16932140

Actually no, limescale would buildup inside the pipes and protected the water from being poisoned with lead.

Purely serendipitous.

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daad46  No.16932656

>>16932483

Apparently, they weren't ignorant of the lead issue themselves and tried to control it as much as possible. Lead was only used in pipes where the water was guaranteed to be running quickly. Whether that helped or not, I don't know, but their theory was apparently that the settled or slow water was more dangerous - and in that case, relied on ceramic piping.

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7532dc  No.16932660

File: 55cf52583bbdaa0⋯.jpg (29.24 KB, 1078x176, 49:8, assassins_creed_history.JPG)

>>16932426

>Assassin's Creed is not something you think of as being fantasy.

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1a082d  No.16932702

>>16932053

I'll agree that our focus on history from that time period is far too biased toward the Romans and we unquestionably trusted their statements and views on other cultures far too much for far too long, but raids and wars were a common thing 2000 years ago. The Celts and Germans raided each other and even themselves all the time, the things Rome did weren't unique.

The way they acted is certainly unacceptable in today's eyes and I feel just how cruel and vile Roman society could be is heavily whitewashed in today's media, but to criticize them for doing something his own culture was doing was just bizarre.

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114027  No.16932720

>>16932702

>The way they acted is certainly unacceptable in today's eyes

That only proves how much today's standards are divorced from reality, not that the Romans were 'evil'.

>I feel just how cruel and vile Roman society could be is heavily whitewashed in today's media

Why, because muh slaves? Your view of slavery is skewed because Americans are bombarded by propaganda about it from preschool. If you actually read about pre-imperial Romans and how their society functioned and were capable of separating modern thinking and modern judgements from peoples of the past, you'd see that it was warranted and logical for them to take captives and force them to work. It was their right by conquest, and to be fair, it had its disadvantages. At some point the slaves and imported labor started to outnumber the original Roman people, and when the first cracks in the facade started to show, it was the descendants of slaves that formed the bulk of society. They had all the disadvantages of living in overabundance but had none of the traits and characteristics that made it possible to achieve it in the first place. What Romans did wrong wasn't taking slaves, but letting them proliferate and then legitimizing them as citizens.

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842ab1  No.16932741

File: 412f513f52bc825⋯.png (280.34 KB, 555x569, 555:569, 1487875781474.png)

>>16932720

When people imagine slaves they always imagine bare, shackled, hungry and weak people doing exclusively hard manual labor. Most people don't know or forget that to be taken a slave by a prosperous empire would be objectively beneficial by a survival and prosperity standpoint (obviously unless you got a cunt of a master). Obviously it would be better to be a free citizen but in the end you still had a roof over your head and most likely werent even treated that poorly by the citizens. I'm 100% sure more "free" Americans live in substantially shittier conditions than Roman slaves or nigger ones at that and instead of being slaves to one master they are slaves to landlords and banks.

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114027  No.16932750

>>16932741

>instead of being slaves to one master they are slaves to landlords and banks.

Indeed, although modern slavery is a state of mind more than anything else.

https://archive.fo/g1kUl

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232de1  No.16932752

File: 8bc9d5b87862078⋯.png (807 KB, 656x2346, 328:1173, CDC_infecting_people_on_pu….png)

>>16932741

>instead of being slaves to one master they are slaves to landlords and banks

This.

Burgers even have debt that will never go away, even if you are bankrupt, in the form of student loans. Which, even if they have an immensely profitable career path, tend to still take quite a while to pay back. These people become debt slaves before they have even gotten themselves a job yet, least of all figured out if they can actually pay these unforgivable loans. And it is why commies try to win elections by promising to forgive student loans: so that they could bait these people and simply transfer the ownership of these slaves to themselves.

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daad46  No.16932780

>>16932720

>That only proves how much today's standards are divorced from reality, not that the Romans were 'evil'.

At least one group said the Romans were objectively evil: Christians. And it's a big reason why people think as they do now. Because the Christian worldview reshaped a lot of cultures' value systems - and we're all the better for it. It even dominated the minds of atheists to this day. Which is why Nietzsche and everyone after him hates it. They think they'll find enlightenment by ridding themselves of Christ and romanticizing "primitivism". So this is why we get faggots idealizing the Romans once again.

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c24b40  No.16932782

File: 33885d6c5c0e7b9⋯.jpg (52.28 KB, 450x338, 225:169, caligula_s_favorite.jpg)

>>16932720

Plus indentured servitude in Roman times wasn't too bad a deal. A lot of slaves could buy their way out of their own slavery – and even if they didn't, they still lived fairly good lives, even if those lives were spent serving royalty.

It's worse than even more modern, industrial era indentured servitude and pre-African immigration slavery. Scots and the like who had to effectively sell themselves to capitalists if they wanted to start a life in the Americas, a far better choice than staking their claims in a povery and plague stricken Europe - only to serve the rest of their lives in slavery due to political bullshit.

The Romans really weren't that bad. They were sweethearts compared to US "indebted for several lifetimes by government-approved healthcare and education systems" of A. Then again, they lined their aqueducts with lead "because it made the water taste sweet" and copied everything from the Greeks.

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232de1  No.16932791

>>16932780

>They think they'll find enlightenment by ridding themselves of Christ and romanticizing "primitivism"

That is not what Nietzsche said. He stated that Christians, especially Paul, warped the words of Jesus Christ and that his main issue was with the slave morality those Christians demonstrated. Of Christ himself he spoke highly.

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3caf90  No.16932792

>>16932417

>You like Assassin's Creed?

I don't "like" AssCreed but I enjoyed some of them (AC2, Black Flag, Rogue and Origins). I just like to see how bad a studio will screw up a franchise, that's all, that doesn't mean I will buy Odyssey or Viking.

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8540a9  No.16932807

File: 59a17c1507c19ba⋯.jpg (39.16 KB, 378x263, 378:263, The_Lost_Vikings_SNES_cove….jpg)

Whole thread is about religion and SJWs. What a fucking waste of a thread about vikings. Here have a good viking game instead.

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f4b0b5  No.16932818

>a very underrated culture

Fucking everything has something related to the Norse nowadays. I have no idea what has caused this obsession in recent years.

It looks like absolute ass already. Remember when the first game had something to do with assassinating people?

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e544df  No.16932826

>>16932782

I'd rather be a roman-dick washer than being ground to dust by muh (((company store))) in ye olde burger mine.

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15b2bf  No.16932827

>>16932818

>Remember when the first game had something to do with assassinating people?

This complaint is getting annoying, there's been like 10 games of course it's going to change.

I'm not trying to defend ass creed, i'm just saying.

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114027  No.16932828

>>16932780

>They think they'll find enlightenment by ridding themselves of Christ and romanticizing "primitivism".

Dude, Romans were an opposite of primitive society. Christianity was one of the reasons why the Roman Empire has fallen. I know the dark ages are a myth, but still, the world has regressed after its collapse. Europe needed hundreds of years to regain a fraction of the ancient knowledge, and a good part of it was lost forever. And, speaking about primitivism… Early Christians had shitloads of different sects, some worshipped snakes (ophites), some practiced homosexuality (cainites), some practiced nudism (adamites), some worshipped kikes (edomites). The only reason the religion looks as we know it is because one of many sects managed to take over the government and eliminate all others using military force.

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f4b0b5  No.16932829

>>16932827

Then why even call it Assassin's Creed then? Because of brand recognition? They should just make a new IP if they're done with the assassins.

The series has been going on for way too long anyway and this new entry looks incredibly stupid. We're past the point of these simply being bad games and have entered the bizarre realm.

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15b2bf  No.16932833

>>16932829

>Then why even call it Assassin's Creed then?

Because of brand recognition.

>Because of brand recognition?

yes

>They should just make a new IP if they're done with the assassins.

yes

>The series has been going on for way too long anyway and this new entry looks incredibly stupid

yes

I'm not saying what they're doing is good, but mostly "what did you expect?"

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3dcb64  No.16932838

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16932828

>Christianity was one of the reasons why the Roman Empire has fallen.

Christianity is the reason, why we had a Renaissance, and why the "ancient culture" was preserved, because the priests kept the ancient books in their monasteries and made as many copies by hand, as possible. If it weren't for the Christians, all the ancient knowledge would have been lost.

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cb7abe  No.16932843

File: 28f2e2978e24d9d⋯.jpg (22.55 KB, 610x341, 610:341, PaleoAmericans.jpg)

>>16931913

>will a series that has always been nothing but jewish historical revisionism and perversion of white civilization make a game that ISN’T jewish historical revisionism and perversion of white civilization

Just get the fuck out.

>>16932012

But anon… Niggers are the real Swedes.

http://archive.li/fLtnn

http://archive.li/7IFrG

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0924cd  No.16932849

File: b3246eb9b8ac4a4⋯.png (92.66 KB, 500x336, 125:84, _stares_in_disbelief_.png)

>>16932838

Are you sure about that?

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924fed  No.16932857

>>16932849

The Irish monks who preserved and copied so much of the ancient Greek and Latin manuscripts and then spread them back to the rest of Europe saved so much knowledge that it's hard to quantify just how much we owe them. If you want to read more about it, look up "How the Irish Saved Civilization: The Untold Story of Ireland’s Heroic Role from the Fall of Rome to the Rise of Medieval Europe"

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114027  No.16932885

>>16932838

You're right that they've preserved the knowledge, but it's safe to assume that the turmoil of the 'transitional' period has caused a much greater loss of art, architecture and literature. Some of it deliberate because muh pagans are evil and the temples must burn.

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b0e668  No.16932892

>>16931913

Can you even assassinate people in it?

I watched some of that greek one's footage and it was just generic combat that looked poorly implemented.

>Stop getting your knowledge of history from /pol/

Uh, anon. /pol loves vikings and would never depict them as "snow niggers"

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f4b0b5  No.16932897

>>16932849

Nigger, how bad is your education to be asking that?

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7532dc  No.16932911

File: 9e6e3e115a4985e⋯.jpg (358.77 KB, 1076x893, 1076:893, assassins_creed_valhalla_e….jpg)

File: 6e60bab4e556e17⋯.jpg (440.18 KB, 755x1232, 755:1232, assassins_creed_gay_viking….jpg)

Get ready to save Europe by sucking cock!

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cb7abe  No.16932936

>>16932013

>Okay first of all

Confirmed that everything you say is a lie.

>oy vey /pol/ bad

Reconfirmed.

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02f422  No.16932938

>>16932911

>Don't worry guys, we let you be a Viking that sucks cock and takes it up the arse. Aren't we so progressive?

I don't know what I even expected or why I am even surprised anymore.

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e6a578  No.16932992

>>16932911

They just keep pushing faggotry into gaming.

Borderlands 3 dropped that gay wedding DLC as the second PAID expansion. These Gearbox cucklords can't fix split-screen but lo and behold the DLC centred around a gay wedding, not forgetting the so called "misgendering" of Flak that resulted in a mass of forum bans.

Its not a big game anymore due the shit tier story writing that kills off two original fan favorite characters, mainly because the new manly looking Siren is repulsive in comparison. Not forgetting the annoying mini feminist Ava who whines all the time, gets Maya killed and is supposedly going to be in Borderlands 4.

I think all the talent at gearbox jumped ship after the Tiny Tina DLC for Borderlands 2.

Fuck all this progressive bullshit agenda for ruining a great series.

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dd12a4  No.16933021

>>16932911

>Heteros: Pay to about millions of babies

No shit, they're the only ones capable of making babies.

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b0c1c5  No.16933055

>>16932911

>>16932938

>>16932992

It's Ubisoft. Were people really expecting anything different? I wouldn't be surprised if they shoe-horned a bunch of niggers in for shits and giggles too.

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15b2bf  No.16933076

>>16932857

mm no sweetie, it was the MUSLIMS who preserved european cannon, we owe them so much, without them we'd still be living in mudhuts, we must learn from them to be more tolerant as well.

You can't believe how much i hate that line of thinking, and it's so pervasive today

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8b6911  No.16933096

>>16933055

Oh, I'm sure they will.

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e3f058  No.16933141

>>16932818

>I have no idea what caused this obsession in recent years.

The entertainment industry moved on from the last historical obsession to make money. Remember how the early-mid 2000's had fucktons of shows about Greco-Roman stuff? 300, Rome, Gladiator, Spartacus, etc. And back before that it was Asian kung fu shit. When they milk the viking stuff dry they'll start going back to the Asian stuff and then Greco-Roman again.

These cycles have been going on in entertainment for a while now.

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842ab1  No.16933153

>>16932911

by "love" they mean groom and abuse into homosexuality

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3dcb64  No.16933157

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16933076

>and it's so pervasive today

For those people, I recommend them a few sessions with Dr Bill Warner

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7532dc  No.16933159

File: 318c3360b3f3099⋯.jpg (102.03 KB, 694x734, 347:367, traditional_pagan_wedding.JPG)

>>16932938

Lots of them love norse religion/culture because of mememaidens and the idea that they were ok with fags and whatever else.

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842ab1  No.16933160

>>16932838

>Preserve by removing it and then writing about it

flawless logic

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360d92  No.16933277

>>16932818

I suspect it's becoming one of the few genuinely white things that people are allowed to identify with. Think about it. All of the big historical powers are off the table because "oppressive", "fascist", but Vikings were pretty much just sea bums, and the only people they damaged in any significant fashion were also white, so fair game. Same thing with pirates, really.

There's also some really dumb memeing about them being proto-feminists.

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7fc656  No.16933414

>>16932938

Don't worry anon, it's not socially unacceptable unless you're a bottom bitch. Then you're the absolute lowest piece of shit in Norse society. As long as you pitch, you ain't no one's bitch.

I'm kidding around here but really the worst insult in old Norse means bottom bitch catcher

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daad46  No.16933437

I'm half Scandi myself, and I still don't get the faggy romanticization of it.

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22fa20  No.16933462

God, I hate white people.

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b0e668  No.16933482

That superhuman big guy in the trailer was retarded. I don't care if it's a videogame.

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15b2bf  No.16933491

>>16933277

>I suspect it's becoming one of the few genuinely white things that people are allowed to identify with

Most likely this, it has comparatively little baggage in comparison with other periods of european history, shit's getting popular.

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d5666e  No.16933494

Anglo-sax game where you just fucking murder everything that is not beside you with another shield when?

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daad46  No.16933510

>>16933491

Half of the so called "baggage" were things that most weren't guilty of anyways. There's no excuse to hate yourself over something that wasn't a regular occurrence or even happened in your own region. Like Canadians feeling bad for Colonialism, for example. Or Swiss feeling bad for the Inquisition.

Even then, some of the Church related stuff was partly propaganda too. We have records of the Inquisition now, where the case load was actually fairly low and executions uncommon (talking about in Spain) and altogether boring. It was Protestants who exaggerated about the supposed horrors that later stuck with later secular culture and Hollywood. As for witch burning, the only difference is that people don't believe in witches as much as anymore. If they did, they'd likely want to kill them too. If you simply described kidnappers, pedophiles, and child abusers, many people would still want to burn that group. The only difference is that "witches" causes a different level of mockery to modern sensibilities. Suddenly they become self-righteous about persecution.

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15b2bf  No.16933512

>>16933510

You're not wrong, but perceptions are as important as facts.

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c4bae9  No.16933518

>>16933494

Check out Ancestors Legacy.

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daad46  No.16933571

>>16933512

I can't say that I agree, but I won't push it and derail too much. The most I could agree with is that it's important to play to perceptions. But one can do that and still hold to facts. You're just making it more presentable, if you will.

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15b2bf  No.16933579

>>16933571

I meant it in the sense that facts are meaningless if the perception is different. like for example nigger crime, the facts is that they commit more crime, but the perception is that they dindu nuffin, which of the two positions has actually changed laws? what's shown in the media? what is believed by most people nowadays?

I agree that facts show a lot of the "baggage" is exaggerated, normal at the time and some times fabricated, the people still perceive that baggage.

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d63478  No.16933614

>>16931913

>Vikang

>underrated

???

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f1e408  No.16933706

File: f8fc7744e4c1eee⋯.jpg (18.14 KB, 400x300, 4:3, milking_machine.jpg)

>>16931913

>another Ass Creem game

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bff582  No.16933773

>>16933159

>Humanist weddings

This one's new to me. Isn't humanism some kind of philosophical idea? Do people have nihilistic weddings too?

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1c312f  No.16933806

>>16932857

Thanks Irishmen, gonna bring this up with uppity Bongs.

>>16933277

Unless you are from Sweden, in which case you are not allowed to identify with Vikings in any way.

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daad46  No.16933815

>>16933773

Humanism is for people who want to pretend they're ethically mindful, but still want to be faggots. It's purely reactive on that one issue, but afraid to completely dismiss the rest of moral behavior. They want their cake and to eat it too. In this sense, I admire the likes of Stalin or Mao or __insert mass murdering psychopath_ here. They were faggots too, but at least they weren't pussies about it. They sought a complete upheaval of behavior. I can sort of admire that, as an enemy. But a humanist deserves nothing but scorn.

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7532dc  No.16933821

File: ee627220052cae3⋯.webm (14.16 MB, 480x360, 4:3, anthony_Burch_Davis_Union….webm)

>>16933773

>Do people have nihilistic weddings too?

Are they union celebrations?

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ca8f8c  No.16933825

File: 409322c43185a5d⋯.jpg (59.67 KB, 740x315, 148:63, 13Warrior01.jpg)

>>16931913

Didn't we already have a 13th Warrior game? It feels like there should have been one.

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9a92db  No.16934652

ass creed died with 3

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daad46  No.16934654

>>16934652

I would say it was dead on arrival, but merely became the best it was ever going to be by that point.

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7fc656  No.16934658

File: c4d3a850a71fd07⋯.mp4 (399.35 KB, 480x480, 1:1, bird_can.mp4)

>>16934652

The series strong suit was always the environmental design because it was historically inspired, but first one had shitty repetitive gameplay. I liked the 2nd one a bit more (got it as a gift) but still got bored midway through. Black Flag was okay, but the AI was dumb as fucking bricks and the other side activities were tedious collectathons, which made sailing and pirating the only interesting parts of the game. And those are the only ones I've played. It's a damn shame because the sea shanties in Black Flag are fucking excellent. It kind of makes my blood boil to think about all of the quality assets that go into Ass Creed games, only to be mixed in with shitty assets and shittier gameplay.

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7fc656  No.16934659

File: 9de1114efc81e9f⋯.jpg (68.52 KB, 1100x300, 11:3, bird_call.jpg)

>>16934658

I actually misclicked and meant to post this, but I guess that kinda works too aside from the dancing

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6c2a34  No.16934675

>>16932238

Oh yes, set in japan full of ninjas fighting templar samurai, as if Japanese weebshit isn’t already being sucked off by several thousand people at a time now. With how uninspired, cliché, and half assed your ideas are, I’m surprised ubisoft hasn’t picked you up as a lead designer.

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4421a6  No.16935724

>>16932006

>vikangz totally had great glorious buildings, totes potato

>the xtians all burned them down so we don't have evidence

>foundations, pole holes and burned buildings leaves no archaeological traces at all

>"look at pic related, this is what they had"

>pic is a literal fucking church

Also, Pre-Christian Scandinavia was a sparsely populated place with no cities, and not even so much as a hint of state formation outside Denmark. The place was a patchwork of tribes and clans, and the power of any local ruler ended two villages over. Do you seriously think that they even had the resources for monumental architecture?

Also, except for the Anglosaxons, Germanic pagans didn't even have temples. Their holy sites were random places out there in the woods. They didn't even have pagan buildings for the Christians to get offended at - so all the buildings they did have were purely functional secular architecture, and why the hell would the Christians want to burn down longhouses and granaries?

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4421a6  No.16935730

>>16932885

>but it's safe to assume that the turmoil of the 'transitional' period has caused a much greater loss of art, architecture and literature. Some of it deliberate because muh pagans are evil and the temples must burn.

With regard to Christianization, there wasn't really much of a loss of art at all. A lot of Roman art was secular anyway, and unlike Judaism or Islam, Christianity didn't have an issue with depicting people.

Temples did suffer, but in a lot of cases that had more to do with abandonment than anything else. It did sometimes happen that Christians made a point of destroying a temple, but gradual abandonment seems to have been more common.

Interesting side note: in a lot of places, Roman Christians seem to have been quite wary of pagan temples. Late Antique Christians tended to think of such places as tainted, and they usually weren't very keen on converting temples to churches for that very reason. There are exceptions - but in most cases where there's a church on the site of an ancient temple, the church was built centuries after the temple had fallen out of use.

The architecture in general survived quite well for as long as that Roman power persisted. That's also why the Greco-Roman architecture continued to evolve and become more sophisticated in the Byzantine empire.

And literature? Even the monks of the Carolingian empire were reading Virgil and Catullus. Latin literature continued to be read and copied wherever there was an audience of people who could read Classic Latin - and Christianity expanded that audience by introducing Latin literacy to the Irish and the Germanic peoples.

A lot of works invariably were lost, yes - but a lot of that has to do with inevitable attrition (people had to copy everything by hand, remember? Even in pagan society, a lot of works were lost overtime simply because people didn't think they were worth the time and energy to copy them), as well as with the fact that one of the most Roman places on the planet - provincial Africa - became entirely Islamic and Arabic-speaking.

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daad46  No.16935768

It's funny that the pinnacle of Scandinavian society where they had true influence, respect, and impact was only after they were Christian and at one point, even rivaled (or could make demands of) the Holy Roman empire. It never happened before. Only after. Not even the Germans would mess with them. Yet some would want to resort to straw huts and raiding old women's homes in their seaships and say that was the great period instead. Degenerates. There isn't a better word for you. You're no better than "La Raza" and Aboriginal activist groups.

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7fc656  No.16935769

>>16935768

>discovering America is degenerate

ok pal

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daad46  No.16935771

>>16935769

All neopagans are no better.

You all need to listen to more Bach. That's my advice. It'll get your heads out of your asses right away… if there's any hope at all.

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a40ded  No.16935775

>arguing about shit that happened centuries ago

VIDEO GAMES

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7fc656  No.16935778

>>16935771

What relevance do neopagans even have in this context? The point was that pagan Norsemen were very obviously capable of great things

>hurr christianity coincided with nordic societies coming out of the middle ages correlation equals causation

If Constantine hadn't prayed like a bitch you would be talking about how those dumb ooga booga snow niggers would be nothing without Jupiter.

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7532dc  No.16935785

File: b0faf25b6a8803d⋯.jpg (103.03 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Varg_americans.jpg)

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047c59  No.16935786

>>16935778

>Correlation doesn't equal causation

>My counterfactual's really impressive evidence tho

Found the larper.

Pre-Christian Scandinavia - Belligerent niggers who lag behind the rest of Europe in every regard

Christian Scandinavia - A collection of great powers of the world (virtually every great cultural work produced in this era, pre-Christian relics laughable in comparison to the body of Christian Scandinavian art and architecture).

Post-Christian Scandinavia - The gay old man of Europe, literally inviting their own ethnic annihilation.

Coincidence? Yeah every Northern/Eastern European nation that Christianised late just happened to remain backward backwaters until after Christianisation, and those that de-Christianised early just happened to embrace their own abolition with the greatest glee.

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15b2bf  No.16935793

>>16935785

That's fair though

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7fc656  No.16935794

>>16935786

>My counterfactual's really impressive evidence tho

It is, because you made the idiotic mistake of asserting that Norse culture was primitive and worthless before Christianity became common in those nations, which can be easily disproven with a couple of examples. You've shouldered a massive burden of proof. It's kind of like trying to prove that no gods exist, which is the retarded philosophical trap that many fedora atheists fall into, except not quite as impossible. You would have to exhaustively explain how every historically significant thing that Nordic societies did was somehow not their fault or because of Christian influence.

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842ab1  No.16935795

>>16935786

Wide spread infection by the leftism cult doesn't mean Christianity is the thing that warded it off or that it was the reason for the rise. Most of the rapid world advancements happen post christian absolutism and only started it decline after the rise of the leftist cult.

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8a0bbd  No.16936018

>>16932911

Ah yes. The historical captain Sweden.

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b0e668  No.16936098

>>16935775

Such is the curse of viking threads; to inevitably devolve into religious shitflinging

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902971  No.16936154

It will be like cum of war and tarnish it

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ba4eac  No.16936235

File: 9ae65d03ca7ed44⋯.jpg (567.24 KB, 1622x1264, 811:632, Teotihuacan_map.jpg)

File: a5a766c440a30f9⋯.jpg (1.25 MB, 1920x1216, 30:19, anxo_mijan_praza_oeste_ma.jpg)

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>>16932426

>They are running out of settings to use so I'm not sure if they have much left to work with to make more games for. Wild West and Feudal Japan is the only thing I think they haven't touched yet.

There's plenty of good ones left, though? Even just limiting it to stuff from before the 16th century, the following haven't been done yet:

>Ancient Mesopotamia, with Sumer, Babylon, Assyria, etc.

>The Persian Empire

>Various Islamic Caliphates (AC1 arguably did this but not really)

>Pre-Classical Greeks, such as the Mycenaeans/Minoans

>Roman Republic or Empire

>Various periods and locations in Medieval Europe

>Various Ancient and Medivial Chinese Dynasties

>Feudal Japan

>Medivial Korea

>Medivial Southwest Asian kingdoms like the Khmer

>Ancient or Medieval India

>Medivial West African kingdoms like the Mali

>Classical Mesoamerica, with the Maya, Teotihuacan, etc

>Postclassical Mesoamerica/The Conquest of Mexico, with the Aztec, Purepecha, etc.

>The Inca Empire/The Conquest of Peru (earlier Andean civilizations such as the Wari, Tiwanku, etc could work if not for lacking sources)

You could probably get 3 games or at least out of China, India, and Medevial Europe, and Rome, Mesopotamia, and Japan could probably sustain more then one, too. And, again, this is just pre-16th century stuff. After that point there's so much going oin pretty much everywhere with sufficient cities and stuff that there's basically infinite opitons.

>>16932006

>peasants lived peasant huts no matter the civilization

Eh. For a lot, yes, but certain cultures especially as time went on had fancier, if still low class structures then just huts for their commoners. And some exceptional ones went beyond that: Teotihuacan was a large metropolis in the same area as the Aztec would later be centered in, at it's height being a city that covered 37 square kilometers, 22 of them being a dense urban grid, and pretty much all of it's 150,000 denizens lived in pretty fancy palace complexes with dozens of rooms, open air courtyards, painted frescos, fine stuatery and pottery, etc. Has a stupid low GINI inequality index score of only .12; compared to mos ancient cities being around a .6

Pics related. I'd dump more info about it but (I need to head to bed, maybe if people ask for more info I can talk more tommorw)

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1d4490  No.16936236

>>16935775

>arguing about history in a thread about a game set in a historical setting

LMAO BOTTOM TEXT

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ba4eac  No.16936237

>>16936235

>Medivial Southwest Asian like the Khmer

Meant to be Southeastern, sorry.

Also, to be clear "good" here Is a mix of both how much cool shit a given setting has, how well suited it is in terms of archtecture for stuff like exploration and climbing, and how much it woulkd bring in terms of a setitng which doesn't get used much.. For example, West Africa preforms poorly on the second point and only somewhat well on the first, but i've never seen shit like Mali, Benin, etc stuff in games ever, so it'd be interesting, an I certainly think it'd have more going for it or at least as much as vikings while being more unique on top of that.

My personal top 5 would be

>Postclassical Mesoamerica/Conquest of Mexico (There's a fucking insane amount of potential here: Giant cities, super undused setting with a unique aesrtic, two alien civilizations meeting, tons of political scheming and shit between different conquistadors and local city-states, etc)

>Southeast Asian Kingdoms

>Ancient or Medieval India

>Persia

>Classical Mesoamerica

With Japan and China as close runner's ups. Also the Russian Revolution even if it's post-16th century.

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f66041  No.16936263

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cc731d  No.16936269

I've got my own personal theory as to why other Europeans never built anything huge prior to the Medieval age.

>lack of writing

Most European societies had little to no form of writing, information was likely passed down orally rather than through literature. Because of this, complex philosophies and building techniques never developed.

>lack of access to the east

Europe didn't exist in a bubble, the Middle East and Asia were also home to huge societies that heavily influenced the Mediterranean. The first writing systems were born in Assyria, Sumeria and the IVC. This slowly spread throughout the region and into parts of Southern Europe, but not much beyond that.

The silk road allowed for goods from different corners of the world to end up throughout Eurasia, the Hellenistic world was much closer to it than Germanic societies would have been, so far more of those goods passed through it.

>lack of resources

Europe isn't exactly abundant in quarries. Britain and Ireland were so critically lacking in them that they'd take already shaped boulders and rocks and build with those instead. Look up the Pictish stones. You can see that the Picts were talented masons and artists, but they didn't have much to work with.

Contrast that with Greece and Egypt, are both littered with rocky terrain.

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a40ded  No.16936278

File: b3e58adf4bf7494⋯.jpeg (139.54 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Tikal.jpeg)

File: 87844faeaea3392⋯.jpg (324.52 KB, 941x1767, 941:1767, HiltonofCadboll01.JPG)

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>>16936235

I'm always aggregated how shafted Mesoamerica and all of pre-European America gets in world history. The Mayans had entire cities rivaling the size of contemporary London, the Tikal temples still exist, but for some reason it gets ignored and people perceive them as being a bunch of savage nomadic tribes.

>>16932013

>Pictish stones

I've never heard of these. Actually quite interesting.

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a40ded  No.16936279

>>16936278

Second reply meant for >>16936269

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1d4490  No.16936345

File: 5ca49a56b926787⋯.png (90.73 KB, 624x658, 312:329, 1573752868012.png)

>>16936278

>The Mayans had entire cities rivaling the size of contemporary London, the Tikal temples still exist, but for some reason it gets ignored and people perceive them as being a bunch of savage nomadic tribes.

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6471cd  No.16936355

>>>16932000

Ah yes the totally healthier and proper living conditions of the Roman Empire. Also you're file says "pre_roman nordic archeiture" another typically /his/ dumbass, norse culture not only did not exist before the Romans, but most of the people lived in Northern Europe were either bell beaker people who are genetically similar the Romans or steppe people who migrated there.

>>16932911

The dude on the left is retarded, the vikings despised homosexuality and would mock those who attempted to have an appearance of a woman.

>>16936235

Even if peasants did not live in huts they lived in shitty housing conditions who were owned by rich dudes who only cared for money this something /pol/ack faggots always leave out when they're trying to discuss accomplishments of every civilizations they're retarded.

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a40ded  No.16936363

File: c570dbbad39bafe⋯.jpg (23.33 KB, 370x300, 37:30, all_you_do.jpg)

File: a6f3b35d6efef8f⋯.jpg (206.58 KB, 1140x700, 57:35, Haab_calendar.jpg)

File: 37973fc93281073⋯.jpg (2.51 MB, 1785x2805, 7:11, Gold.jpg)

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>>16936345

Holy fuck delete your post, almost everything he says is completely false.

>The University of Oxford is several hundred years older than Mayan civilization

The earliest Maya civilizations appeared around 2600 BC. Oxford was founded in 1096 AD, three and a half thousand years later.

He's confusing the founding of one of their major cities with their entire civilization.

>During the 16th century, Mayans were at the level of stone age people

I'm not sure what he's even talking about here or what he's confused about. This is untrue on absolutely every front. One of the last Maya civs was the Kaqchikel kingdom, which still had major cities like Mixco Viejo which hit its peak population in the 16th century at around 10,000. The stone age itself is also a flawed concept that implies technology is a linear path and it doesn't apply well to cultures that mostly used stone tools, like the Mayans. Metal wasn't particularly abundant in the region, which is why metal tools were never widespread. It had nothing to do with a lack of technological progress. That said, Mayans still did metalworking, so even under the idea of the "stone age", they don't fit into it.

>Having writing system at the same time there were Universities in Europe

Great typo. They had a writing system well before modern Europeans universities were founded. Again, he's confused on his dates.

>Or having a calendar

This one is absolutely baffling to me. Is he trolling? The Mayan calendars are extremely famous, even the average person would know they had calendars. They didn't even have just one, they had multiple like the tzolkʼin and the haab'.

>Oh, and by the way, they didn't use the wheel

This isn't true, they did have wheels. They used them for toys and ceramics. They just never used wheels for transport. Do you know why?

THEY LIVED IN THE JUNGLE

TRY TO A RIDE BIKE MORE THAN FIVE FUCKING FEET IN A JUNGLE

WHEELS WERE EFFECTIVELY USELESS AS A METHOD OF TRAVEL OR TRANSPORT

>human sacrifice

Many human cultures did this, but the Mayans mostly did it towards the end of their civilization as it was slowly declining. The same goes for mass sacrifice, that was never done in the Classical Mayan period and it's not thought human sacrifice was done at all in the Protoclassical period. The people sacrificed were prisoners, not random citizens.

TL;DR: Research shit you read instead of believing random screenshots of dumb boomers you find on cuckchan. I bet you thought this was some great BTFO as well.

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cc731d  No.16936372

>>16936278

The Pictish stones are not very well known, but they're a fine example of Celtic art.

Depictions of the Mayans mostly come from the reports of Spanish during the end of the civilization when mass sacrifice and constant wars were raging. Imagine if somebody from another planet stumbled upon Earth during the first and/or second World War, they'd think Europe was a land of total chaos.

>>16936355

Conditions of the poor is something always conveniently left out of history. Our views of Rome or Greece would not be as favorable or fetishized if we saw the world from the perspective of the average person of the period and not solely from philosophers and politicians who lived in cities.

>>16936345

That image is so egregiously misinformed, inaccurate and downright ignorant that I'm actually offended by its idiocy. You could use this as a thesis on the Dunning–Kruger effect.

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c885ac  No.16936382

File: a631a21910280ce⋯.jpg (444.67 KB, 1500x800, 15:8, jungle_biking.jpg)

>>16936363

>TRY TO A RIDE BIKE MORE THAN FIVE FUCKING FEET IN A JUNGLE

isnt this why you build roads though? are roads not possible in a jungle enviroment?

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ebb125  No.16936442

>>16936363

In turn, your post feels like some historical apologism because you happen to like this particular brand of spear chuckers.

>The earliest Maya civilizations appeared around 2600 BC.

Well, I guess it depends on how you define a civilization.

>The Archaic period, prior to 2000 BC, saw the first developments in agriculture and the earliest villages. The Preclassic period (c. 2000 BC to 250 AD) saw the establishment of the first complex societies in the Maya region, and the cultivation of the staple crops of the Maya diet, including maize, beans, squashes, and chili peppers. The first Maya cities developed around 750 BC

In 2000 BC they only started to learn how to plow their fields.

>Stone age itself is also a flawed concept that implies technology is a linear path and it doesn't apply well to cultures that mostly used stone tools, like the Mayans.

You're trying to find excuses for cultural relativism. Development of technology is linear enough that most of the world can fit into the pattern.

> The Mayan calendars are extremely famous, even the average person would know they had calendars.

He's not saying they didn't have calendars.

>This isn't true, they did have wheels. They used them for toys and ceramics. They just never used wheels for transport. Do you know why?

>THEY LIVED IN THE JUNGLE

I guess that's why they're extinct now, Europeans would be too if they used wheels for toys because forests are thick and you can't ride through them.

>Many human cultures did this, but the Mayans mostly did it towards the end of their civilization as it was slowly declining. The same goes for mass sacrifice, that was never done in the Classical Mayan period and it's not thought human sacrifice was done at all in the Protoclassical period. The people sacrificed were prisoners, not random citizens.

And here it shows that you're trying the hardest at apologetics. What's so amazing and notable about them if they started to become so degenerate as to rip people to shreds and eat their hearts? There's no parallel between that and anything in Europe.

>Blood was viewed as a potent source of nourishment for the Maya deities, and the sacrifice of a living creature was a powerful blood offering.

>In AD 738, the vassal king Kʼakʼ Tiliw Chan Yopaat of Quiriguá captured his overlord, Uaxaclajuun Ubʼaah Kʼawiil of Copán and a few days later ritually decapitated him.

Their gods were bloodthirsty, and we don't know if they didn't make sacrifices earlier. It's easy to assume that they did, perhaps on a smaller scale.

>Research shit you read instead of believing random screenshots of dumb boomers you find on cuckchan

And why would I believe some random biased poster with a hardon for some backwards extinct culture without any significant impact on history?

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e99fed  No.16936445

Yes, this is great.

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e99fed  No.16936447

>>16936445

Great, just great.

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cc731d  No.16936455

>>16936442

This isn't even a rebuttal, you're not making any actual arguments against anon. You're saying "lol mayans weren't relevant x^)" which isn't the point of his post nor is he saying the Mayans were morally good. He's saying the Mayans were more advanced than Stoyan Shentov was stating.

You can't defend Shentov, anon. His entire post is filled factually incorrect statements.

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ebb125  No.16936707

>>16936455

>nor is he saying the Mayans were morally good

I didn't say anything about morality. I don't care about it. The argument was that they weren't an advanced civilization. When a bunch of fucksticks uses scarce and precious resources to make toys instead of forging spearheads and couldn't be arsed to build a road, then it's hard to see them as "advanced" in any way. The only reason we know anything about them is because they stood in the path of European conquest.

Yeah, they had cool temples, I guess.

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ba4eac  No.16936710

File: 6b1e89293879630⋯.jpg (3.61 MB, 3678x2208, 613:368, Tikal_reconstruction_of_ci….jpg)

File: d816dec2225b146⋯.png (3.89 MB, 2936x2064, 367:258, tikal_3_step_zoom.png)

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File: cb2733bb61560ae⋯.jpg (2.88 MB, 3080x2467, 3080:2467, Tenochtitlan_3x3_3.jpg)

>>16936235

>>16936278

Yeah, it's a giant shame. There's a ton of different civilizations, city-states, kingdoms, and empires across nearly 3000 years of complex socities, but it's barely taught and the vast majority of people are extremely ignorant about it.

>the Tikal temples still exist,

They do, but I think part of the problem is actually that most people are only familiar with photos like what you posted: It just seems like a few pyramids sticking out of the jungle. People don't have a mental visualization of what it was actually like AS A CITY: The few surviving obviously pyramids and palaces at sites like Tikal are just a small fraction of the actual amount of structures around the city centers (see 1st pic), not to mention there were often tens to hundreds (in the case of Tikal) square kilometers of landscaped suburbs with further residences, temples, canals, resvoirs, forts, etc surronding the city centers over what's now overgrown jungle: See second pic for Tikal's sprawls or third pic for a artistic recreation of both Copan's city center (I can post the art alone if people want) some of the adjacent suburbs, and the overall sprawl.

The other problem is also just poor education (people are taught about the Maya and Aztec and maybe the Olmec in passing, but nothing about their actual different kings, cities, social norms, art, specific wars, poetry, etc), not the dozens of others or how the overall timeline plays out as in the 4th pic.

>had entire cities rivaling the size of contemporary London

Yes, but not just rivalling, there were plenty of Maya (and other Mesoamerican) cities much larger then contemporary London, to my knowledge. Perhaps somebody more informed on European history can correct me, but in the first half of the 1st millenium AD, it had between 30,000 to 60,000 people, before basically collapsing with the Western Roman empire, and then in the latter half of the 1st millenium and first half of the second, it slowly rose from 10,000 to around 60,000 -80,000 again by the 16th centuiry.

Plenty of the larger Classical Maya were in the mid to high tens of thousands, some hundreds of thousands, Tikal perhaps around or over 1 million… however, these figures are mostly including a great deal of the extended sprawls of these cities, so the population density wasn't as high… though https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2018/02/maya-laser-lidar-guatemala-pacunam/ notes that per the recent LIDAR scans which talks about the increased populatioin density of Tikal's sprawls and how expansive they were; says that the Peten Basin cities like Tikal were more dense populated then Medivial England which doesn't look right to me.

Anyways, the core point here is that Mesoamerican cities tended to have a urban high density site core with ceremonial, civic, and adminstrative structures like temples, palaces, noble homes, ball courts, plazas, etc; and then a much more expansive, but less dense set of suburbs and some smaller mini-cores of noble homes and temples over a much wider area with gradually decreasing density the further out you go, without a clear endpoint, vs European cities which tended to have a relatively easily definable set area and uniform density throughout it. There were exceptions, though: Teotihuacan (see >>16936235) and Tenochtitlan (the Aztec captrial, see 5th pic) both had more Eurpopean style layouts with a defined area and a grid layout (both also would have been larger then contemporary london in both population and expanse: Teotihuaan with 150,000 people across 37 square kilometers; so actually on par with a lot of larger contemporary Roman cities in population and Tenochtitlan with 200,000-250,000 across 13 square kilometers; so on par with the largest European cities period at the time in population; though some recent estimates put Tenochtitlan a fair bit lower at more like 50,000 to 100,000), though they still did have a observable urban core and suburbs, it's just that in Teotihuacan's case as you can see in the map I posted, it had an exceptionally large core and just a mucyh smaller set of suburbs around it; and in Tenochtitlan's case it was built on an island so the suburbs had a set endpoint at the edges of where the city met the lake, though the city itself was also expanded with new land plots staked out of the lakebed and filled with soil in grids with canals left between them)

Ran out of space, to be continued below

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ba4eac  No.16936714

File: 846b8f958b38cdc⋯.jpg (1.88 MB, 1585x4078, 1585:4078, mesoamerican_city_sizes.jpg)

File: 7972f68d82acf8d⋯.jpg (2.92 MB, 928x4514, 464:2257, Resovoir_systems_in_center….jpg)

File: 42f304cac301126⋯.webm (6.59 MB, 600x335, 120:67, Texcotzingo_baths_from_Hi….webm)

File: 510a2b75e0c496e⋯.jpg (1.77 MB, 800x3472, 50:217, Aztec_Bonotanical_Taxonomy….jpg)

>>16936710

cont:

>>16936345

God this is retarded.

The University of OXford isn't older then the Maya, nor is the Antikythera mechanism 2000 years older or is the Indus River Valley civilization 5000 years older: He's thinking of the Aztec Empire; which is a completely asnine point because the Aztec Empire was one of the absolute latest Mesoamerican states to form (again, see the 4th image in >>16936710), there were big cities and formal governments in the region over 2000 years before the Aztec Empire existed. Not to mention that the Indus River Valley Civilization was absolutely not at the level of either the Classical Maya or the Aztec, but more on that further down.

As for the rest of the comment, it's stupidity can largely be summed up by the fact that it's making an error of comparing the Maya/Mesoamerican to Old World socities when Civilization and humans in general were way more recent in the Americas: No fucking shit the Babylonians and Assyria or the Greeks were doing much of the same things as the Maya earlier, because people were around in Eurasia much longer then they were in the Americas: They had a fucking headstart.

And it makes a bunch of other retarded points, too: They weren't "Stone Age", because the Stone/Bronze/Iron etc ages aren't Technological stages all societies pass through, they are specific milestones we use to split up European and Near Eastern history. The Mesoamericans (and the Andeans down in South America and Africans, and to an extent even India and Asia) weren't following the same technological pathway and don't fit into the system: Yes, they used stone and wood tools; and didn't use wheels for transportation (there's no fucking draft animals to use them with in Mesoamerica), nor did they ever invent the sail, but they were also comparable to Bronze age civilizations in terms of mathmatics, engineeering, archtecture, and military complexity, Iron, early-classical, and Medivial ones in terns if cities (as mentioned above, see also first pic), waterworks systems (see second and third pics), and political systems and for the Aztec in particular intellectualism, and again for the Aztec in particular, they were outright cutting edge globally in medicine, sanitation, and botanical sciences (see 4th pic):

Trying to fit in non-Western socities into a Western milestone system just doesn't work: In some ways they might seem stone age, in others they were BTFOing even classical and medivial societies. They were on a totally parallel development pathway; though, overall, yes, they were "behind" because agriculture, civilization, etc was newer in the Americas.

I agree with him actually that Maya astronomy, calendarics and especially math is pretty overrated; there are other things they and other Mesoamericans did which were even more impressive (Water mangement, sanitation, medicine, botany, etc) but he's going too far here: Yes, all societies had calender's, but the Maya calander was pretty exceptional in the sheer timescales it operated on and it's accuracy, even if their other math and astronomy wasn't that much more advanced or even a bit less then what Bronze age civilizations like the Egyptians were doing.. As far as stonehenge, there's plenty of Mesoamerican site with similar and more impressive solar alignment stuff. The Temple of Kukulkan at Chichen Itza is aligned at such a away that at the solstance it creates a shadow shaped like a snake running down the pyramid steps.

Sacrifices and religious beliefs have nothing to do with complexity, but he also goofs that, too: Sacrifices weren't a daily occurrence, even for the Mexica of the Aztec captial who were the craziest about sacrifices; they were done on specific religious festivals, so more like monthly. Heart extraction is just one ceremoney and was moreso an Aztec/Central Mexican thing, the Maya only did it after the practice spread to them in the Postclassic; and bodies certainly weren't just thrown around; there was an immense amount of respect and care taken for the victims both before and after they were killed (at least for the Aztec, i'm less informed on Maya or Mixtec, Zapotec, etc sacrificial practices). And there certainly wouldn't be hundreds killed in a given day: The Mexica were the only group to do mass-scale sacrifices, and even for them there's not really archeological support for the stupid high numbers you see thrown around, the most recent excavation in the main temple of Tenochtitlan only first found support for ANY degree of mass sacrifices (prior to then there was no archeological evidence of it, see 5th pic) and it's skull rack only held thousands of skuklls at it's absolutely maximum extent, so the Mexica, at most, probably killed hundreds or maybe very low thousands PER YEAR, not per day, and most (though not all) of these were enemy soldiers captured in battles.

Ran out of Space again, next post should be the last one

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15b2bf  No.16936724

>>16936710

>>16936714

Dude you're too good, you should leave 8kun, i want to tell you where to go but at the same time i don't want to attract autists

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ba4eac  No.16936728

File: d97b3b2b0619d0a⋯.png (867.21 KB, 720x405, 16:9, Maya_White_Road_1_between_….png)

File: e30d23ed36e8521⋯.jpg (39.92 KB, 480x320, 3:2, Maya_site_of_Yaxuna_LIDAR_….jpg)

File: 97bbdaed4f9cfae⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 2981x2236, 2981:2236, Madrid_Codex_pages_56a0271….jpg)

File: 31eb7fa01dc5d0f⋯.jpg (5.24 MB, 4928x3264, 77:51, DSC_0170_2.JPG)

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>>16936714

Cont:

>>16936355

>Even if peasants did not live in huts….

Sure, generally, though, again, Teotihuacan was a rare exception where there was truly barely any distinction between commoners and nobles

>>16936363

Your post is mostly on point (nice work anon), but to be clear:

>2600 BC

Maya Culture, maybe, but "civilization" with rulers, cities, etc starts moreso around 1400-600BC or so

>THEY LIVED IN THE JUNGLE

While this is certainly a factor, as noted above Maya cities did have many square kilometers of cleared jungle for their suburbs with roads across them; sometimes between seperate cities (see pics 1-2);. It's less just terrain as much as that + no draft animals

Also using the Aztec sun stone/Andean ceremonial knife for an example of a Maya calendars/metallurgy is iffy. I would have used a astronomical page from a Maya codex (pic 3) or a a gold artifact from a Maya cenote offering (pic 4, at least I think it's from a Cenote offering, it's been a while took the photo at and the online exhibit guide doesn't specify) or something

>>16936382

See above, they did have roads inside their cities/sprawls but there were also no animals to pull carts, so it still really wasn't worth it. Note also how in Eurasia a historical enabler of wheeled transportation was ulitarian metallurgy, as wooden wheels split easily but metal frames allow them to be sturdy, and this in turn really pushed and enable utilitarian metallurgy: This feedback loop didn't exist in the Americas and is probably why both didn't really get used on a widespread basis even though the civilizations there did have wheels and did have metallurgy

>>16936442

>most of the world can fit into the pattern.

"Most of the World" exists in a interconnected system between Europe, the Middle East, India, and Asia, so they largely followed the same pattern/pathway as a result. The Americas and Africa were less to entirely isolated, with the former also lacking draft animals entirely (which huge amount of society/the technological pathway in Eurasia relied on; see above also re: the feedback loop of carts and ,metallurgy), which is why you have shit like the Aztec never using wheeled transportation but having fuckhuge cities with venice like canals and formal taxonomy (see the 4th image in >>16936714); or stuff like random African tribes skipping bronze and indepedently inventing steel but still living in villages

>There's no parallel between that and anything in Europe.

Europe had plenty of religious wars, massacres, and purges which killed many thousands of people, I don't see how that's fundamentally any different just because it's murdering somebody for worshipping a different god/the wrong way instea of for the sake of your own god

>without any significant impact on history

The Conquest of Mexico enabled and set the stage for European colonization of the Americas as a whole which in turn enabled global European supremacy; and those intial conquests in Mexico were really only possible due to various Mesoamerican city-states and kingdoms allying with Conquistadors to take out local political rivals. It would not be an exaggeration to say that the state of the modern world as we know it over the past 500 years can be largerly credited to the generals and kings of some specific Mesoamerican states

Had Tlaxcala, Texcoco, etc not allied with Cortes against Tenochtitlan, Cortes would have been boned and since it was Cortes's success which historically got Spain's greedboner going in actually wanting to conquer Latin America; his failure would cause a much more gradual process of exploring and conquering the Americas, leaving time for disease resistances to build up, so by the time Europeans actually wanted to go balls deep with colonizing the landmass as they did historically, there would be a much, much harder time then there was in actual history where there were multiple black-death tier epidemics (see 5th image) spread by Europeans; without that being the case, Spain and other Europeans might not have seen mass colonization as worth it as a result and/or would not have been able to conquer specific areas

Also in general prior to the 16th century aside from a few particularly notable events like Roman Expansionism, the Mongols, etc; influence was largely all local anyways as far as what's obviously measurable: A random war between two Greek city-states isn't obviously more globally significant then one between two Aztec ones; it's just Europe happens to be in a position of global influence today so it's history is seen as more impacful. even if the former actually would have less to do with European dominance then the latter, since the Aztec one would have led directly into the geopolitical context allowing the Conquest of Mexico to play out how it did historically

>>16936724

Saintseiyasource@gmail.com is my throwaway email for chan mesoposting, feel free to tell me there.

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22fa20  No.16936729

>aztek alium "civilization"

You most of that shit was made up by Mexican grad students to justify their existence as a "unique" race instead of Spaniard-mongol mutts, right? It's pure fiction.

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22fa20  No.16936731

>spergs out over one image

Amazing. I'll definitely be turning this into a copypasta whenever this spic posts again.

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22fa20  No.16936733

File: 4caa69fcfe60aa9⋯.jpg (7.89 KB, 192x192, 1:1, 1d1be083f2a045a4d2a1f99d7d….jpg)

>>16936732

Mayans weren't advanced civilization. And they weren't ancient either. The

University of Oxford is several hundred years older than Mayan civilization. During

16th century, Mayans were at the level of stone age people. India was at that level

thousand years earlier. Greeks for example, used to build stuff like antikythera

mechanism 2000 years before Mayans even existed.

I can't think of anything advanced about Mayans.

Having writing system at the same time there were Universities in Europe?

Or having a calendar? Every human group from palaeolithic times had calendar. All

you need is to plant a stick in the ground and measure the shaddow length every day.

Stonehenge people were far more advanced than Mayans.

Oh, and by the way, they didn't use the wheel. You know when, European, Asiatic and

African societies didn't know about the wheel? Twenty thousand years ago. Yes, that's

when we used obsidian blades for weapons and dragged stones, because wheel is so

overrated you know, and friction with the ground is the real thing.

And don't get me started on the religious aspect of their society.

Every day, you kill certain amount of people. As a sacrifice, because if you don't the

sun won't rise on the next morning. And you do that every day. You don't take risks to

try not to do it one day just to check whether it's true. You bring them up on the top of

the pyramid, cut through their upper abdomen, take out their hearts, barbecue and

eat them, then cut their head of, and throw it down. Then the next one. There are days

when you kill hundreds.

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ba4eac  No.16936736

>>16936729

>>16936731

You forgot to use your proxy to mask your samefagging, m8

Also I was very obviously replying to multiple posts, not just one (it wouldn't have taken me multiple posts otherwise); and i'm not a spic: I'm a white murican whose family originated from Eastern Europe.

>tons of archeological finds uncovering ruins buried for centuries, as well as documents and manuscripts originating from centuries ago as well

>"made up"

Guess those Mexican grad students also have a time travel machine to go back and build those cities and paint those manuscripts, huh

>>16936733

Cute, I'll repost my reply to it whenever I see it as well then.

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a40ded  No.16936770

File: 4d4350b28934e22⋯.jpg (5.02 KB, 221x225, 221:225, gimme_a_hug_man.jpg)

>>16936442

>>16936707

This is such an odd post. You say some things that are outright wrong like

>I guess that's why they're extinct now,

They're not, Mayan people very much still exist. There are about 6 million of them.

Then you're making all these weird statements about the Mayans not being relevant or significant. You're accusing me of having a hard-on for the Mayans even though I've made exactly two posts in relation to them. I mean, okay? I'm not sure how to even respond to this. I never said the Mayans were this great civilization on par with Rome or China so I'm not sure why you're bringing that to the table. Other anons were talking about Mesoamerica, I joined in saying they had proper cities and weren't a bunch of hermits living in the jungle like people think. Then some guy posts an image full of outright bullshit and I debunk it.

You seem bizarrely angry over this, why?

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bdcd22  No.16936801

people still play ass creed?

>thread's completely derailed into world history

apparently not

>>16936729

>>16936731

>>16936733

>get blown the fuck out repeatedly for being completely ignorant about history

>resort to samefagging and IP hopping

>HAHA YOU'RE SO BUTTHURT I'M GONNA TROLL YOU GUYS HARDCORE IN THE FUTURE :::^^^^)))))

holy shit dude have some humility

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ba4eac  No.16936891

>>16936770

>>16936801

I don't think >>16936442 and >>16936729 are the same people.

I think >>16936442 is a bit ignorant about the subject matter and a bit passive aggressive, but they aren't posting in bad faith; I'd actually love to continue to have a back and forth with them if they'd reply to >>16936728

The other anon is just shitposting

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ba4eac  No.16938564

bump

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3ad4e7  No.16938566

>>16936729

Stop being a such faggot, it makes we want to fill your ass.

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252c98  No.16938569

>The AC games could be virtual tourism to rival Yakuza or assassin stealth sandboxes to rival Hitman/Thief

>shit the historical parts up by being french

>shit the gameplay part up by being triple a

Such wasted potential. And Black Fag is a shit game too, don't kid yourself.

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eb4a15  No.16938571

>>16936710

>>16936714

Makes me glad to see you're still around mayanon, I enjoyed the underappreciated cultures game threads a few years back.

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ba4eac  No.16938572

>>16938571

I really enjoy the imageboard format, so yeah, i'll likely always be around here or other imageboards, though I did sort of forget 8ch existed for a while.

ALso it's less Maya and more Mesoamerica as a whole, if I had to nail it'd down it'd be moreso Aztec (not that the Maya and Aztec are the only two Mesoamerican civilizations)

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19f3d6  No.16938574

>>16938572

Give zchan.cc or 8chan.moe a whirl some time. The fatchan board owner is in charge of the former and some old drawfags made it to the latter.

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5d4d28  No.16938581

>>16932828

>Conflating gnosticism with Christianity

The only true denomination is the one founded by Peter, which is Catholicism. See Matthew 16:18

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64709e  No.16938585

>>16938574

t. Mark

>>16938581

Catholics are fake Christians, it's as if they are from Bizarro world.

Examples of the many heretical beliefs of the "Catholic" church:

>Extra ecclesiam nulla sallus

>Eucharist as cannibalism rather than metaphor (this was the interpretation of the scoffers)

>Sprinkling Baptisms at birth rather than full immersion after confession of faith

>Pope cannot make mistakes while sitting in the special chair

>Mary as intercessor (John 14:6 contradicts this)

>Only a select canonized few are saints (Romans says all true Christians are to be called saints)

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5abf9b  No.16938587

>>16938581

>>16938585

>my sect is the only true sect, all others are HERETICS!!

Your brand of retardation is the reason why untold thousands of white Europeans died in these pointless religious wars. And yet still it goes on. I get that our civilization is built on Christian values, but we all can just focus on following the Ten Commandments without tearing each other apart about whether Jesus is divine or not. What the fuck do these doctrinarian problems matter anyway?

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4394a5  No.16938594

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4394a5  No.16938595

File: d625eae0e50990a⋯.png (34.72 KB, 554x335, 554:335, ClipboardImage.png)

>>16938594

>>16938587

to elaborate upon this statement:

>we all can just focus on following the Ten Commandments

Not when we don't even agree on what the Ten Commandments are. See pic related.

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5abf9b  No.16938619

>>16938595

Seems close enough to me.

>2. You shall not make for yourself an idol.

Idolatry is forbidden by Catholicism as well.

>4. Sabbath day

Well, if you insist on following kike holy days…

>10. Neighbor's house

This is probably mistranslation, same as "don't murder" = "don't kill" debate. Might as well say "household"; a wife is a part of a household.

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4f8f78  No.16938634

>>16932000

>the vikangz also managed to sail across the seas and btfo other cultures

Sorry faggot but that comparison isn't legitimate. Living in a snowy wasteland limited their ability to build nice houses, but did not limit their ability to build advanced boats and weapons for the time.

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dbf1d2  No.16938829

File: e6c78699d7faf26⋯.jpg (177.71 KB, 1200x804, 100:67, longhouse.jpg)

>>16938634

It's pretty funny how people don't see the irony in making fun of people as being stuck in the stone age for living inside of huts while at the same time bitching and moaning about how the vikings raped and pillaged absolutely everyone and everything. You know, because the vikings just magically teleported behind them so that they could fuck them in the ass.

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863562  No.16938843

>>16932936

Everything he said is factually correct, though.

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7fc656  No.16938891

>>16938619

>Idolatry is forbidden by Catholicism as well.

Kind of, but not really. Ask Italians or Hispanics about how much they revere saints over Jesus. You aren't really supposed to do that if you ask other Christians.

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6140c0  No.16938892

>>16938595

>That first revised commandment

Someone hand them an Grammar book.

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19f3d6  No.16938900

>>16938585

Mark isn't on zchan, though.

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fd557e  No.16939161

I came here expecting videogame discussion, not endless serious discussion about norse and maya cultures.

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dbf1d2  No.16939174

File: 5b4f079a38be1cd⋯.jpg (116.12 KB, 495x736, 495:736, Swedish_museum.jpg)

>>16939161

Considering the fact that a lot of the games are based around historical events and figures, and that the game is marketed with focus on those historical aspects. Discussion on history is to be expected, especially for the historical period and geographical area that the game is based in. I can understand not finding Mayans to be very relevant but Nords are pretty much what the entire game is about.

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b0e668  No.16939175

>>16939174

>Turning artifacts into scrap metal

So they were acting like vikings?

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dbf1d2  No.16939178

>>16939175

I am pretty sure they used the silver and gold they pillaged the same way anyone else would. Unless of course they managed to have a such a massive shortage of metal scrap for their electric arc furnace that they needed to travel to the other side of Europe by boat to get it.

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322238  No.16939458

>>16936891

lmao look at dis nigga, first he makes some summary of all his bitchfits and the bitches he shared them with to proclaim to all his high and mighty opinion, then he bumps the thread like hahahahaha no-one here to blow you for nothing jabroni

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7532dc  No.16939544

File: 279aad2d8556989⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1074x648, 179:108, pagan_tranny.png)

Male and female portraits revealed.

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a208b3  No.16941546

File: 4704adbf03acc94⋯.jpg (126.33 KB, 720x1004, 180:251, Lol.jpg)

YOU KNOW WHAT FAGGOTS

IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT ASSASSIN'S CREED THEN BE MY FUCKING GUEST

BUT IF YOU'RE THE KIND OF FAGGOT WHO SUPPORT PIC RELATED, YOU MUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FOR REAL BECAUSE PEOPLE OF YOUR KIND ARE THE EXACTLY KIND OF ASSHOLES WHO ARE GOING TO FUCK THIS FRANCHISE DEEP IN THE ASS IN THE LONG RUN.

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ba4eac  No.16944557

asdadsasddsa

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7d2402  No.16944562

Cant wait for the we wuz vikings

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d3d8ee  No.16944605

File: 75c52968b62e53d⋯.png (5.06 KB, 131x250, 131:250, sad_doomguy2.png)

>>16939544

i don't want to see any good men lost to tranny shit please stop

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3fece6  No.16944625

>>16944557

a fellow turkish i see

asin bayraklari asin !!

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15a4da  No.16945050

>>16932238

I'm actually happy that ubishit never solied medieval weebland with their propaganda. I can see Oda Nobunaga being whipped by his wife for not cleaning the sake cups and Tokugawa being a racist templar for unifiying Japan.

Ghosts of Sushima is my last hope on vidya.

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042ce0  No.16945052

File: 325b4c3816de046⋯.png (759.11 KB, 566x800, 283:400, roach_control.png)

File: 3ee0f209e311ffa⋯.png (241.16 KB, 460x374, 230:187, keb.png)

File: 3733fd70768b3a5⋯.jpg (716.23 KB, 2002x1012, 91:46, HIGH_VELOCITY_DIARHEA.jpg)

>>16944625

>incomprehensible turdjibberish.

go back mehmet, the border's closed.

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2ebfe3  No.16945122

File: bfba425c93581da⋯.jpg (14.5 KB, 300x168, 25:14, images.jpg)

>>16945052

>be me

>be turkish

>look like the kurds on the third pic

>be a secular muslim

>green eyes

>white pale skin

heh,nice try gevur

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fcfa0e  No.16945136

>>16945122

You're not turkish, but most likely a descendant of European slaves/converts

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2ebfe3  No.16945146

File: bf4c62cd2e75990⋯.jpg (4.17 KB, 290x174, 5:3, download.jpg)

>>16945136

i know my family tree i know where they came from both my mom and dads family tree,they are both Anatolian turks that family tree were there the day ottoman empire first declared it self as a nation,i get its a meme but facts are facts most people i seen on my country are white,never seen the ones that looked like the "turks" on that third pic on my country dont take memes seriusly bro

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fcfa0e  No.16945148

>>16945146

Could be

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2ebfe3  No.16945155

File: c37a096665fa787⋯.jpg (34.26 KB, 340x515, 68:103, 4euyuz7tjlq21.jpg)

>>16945148

just saying bro,memes and reality are two different things

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fcfa0e  No.16945163

>>16945155

I still wouldn't call turks outright white, though it is true that they among with other middle eastern groups are the closest

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a5e918  No.16945165

File: e586e8e4115f4e0⋯.png (2.84 MB, 1923x1080, 641:360, HangTheFlags.png)

>>16945163

I guess the term is "Alpine" or "Eastern Alpine Race". That is of course normal Anatolian and not other people who migrated in Anatolia late 1800s-1900s.

>>16944625

>>asin bayraklari asin !!

Pic related and Praise Tengri !

>>16945052

>> kurdish irrigation channels….

Kurds are/were a mountain dwelling rebellious people since the beginning of history. Iranian Shahs have exiled them multiple times from mountains to deserts (after surprassing their rebellions multiple times). They had no business with agriculture. You can even read European records of same era (1800s on) and you can confirm this.

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