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7adc00 No.16890372[Last 50 Posts]
Nintendo just stealth uploaded a new Direct to YouTube.
I didn't see any announcements that it was coming out.
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e8d0e4 No.16890381
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aad25c No.16890387
Was gonna call you a fucker, but I was genuinely surprised
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aad25c No.16890401
>>16890394
Whoa, take it easy son, it's just a videogame
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451a8f No.16890409
Real talk though, I'm just happy that Ray has a chance again.
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e8d0e4 No.16890410
Well that was disappointing
As always
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58abac No.16890413
>>16890394
I don't know what any of that means.
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7adc00 No.16890415
Xenoblade DE has the shoulder as a playable epilogue. Comes out May 29th.
Bravely Default II will have a demo with a feedback survey, similar to Octopath Traveler, before it releases later this year.
A 51 games in one collection is coming out. Looks like a decent bargain title for couch co-op but it will probably be full price.
Ninjala looks like it's trying to be Splatoon but with ninjas and bubblegum. Looks dumb. It's also F2P.
Pokemon Sword and Shield expansion is still happening. Everybody already lost interest though.
Ring Fit Adventure is getting an update with battle-free run mode, and a music/rhythm game, including songs from Mario, Zelda, and Splatoon.
ARMS is fully playable for two weeks for Nintendo Online subscribers.
Panzer Dragoon remake is out now and playable.
Jedi Academy is out now and playable, and online up to 16 players. Surprised Disney allowed this, since I thought they were purging all non-Yidsney stuff.
Episode 1 Racer is also getting a re-release later.
Good Job looks like one of those whacky physics indie games. I'm sure all the people who are getting laid off at the moment will be thrilled.
Animal Crossing will have the Easter event starting next week, and another free update in April too.
Smash Bros DLC character 6 (DLC Pack 2 character 1) will be an ARMS character, which will be announced and released in June, pending Corona-chan's blessing.
2K are releasing Borderlands, Bioshock, and Xcom 2 collections on Switch.
Catherine Full Body will be releasing its newly pozzed AIDS onto Switch later this year.
Nintendo continues to make a better Marvel game than Capcom is capable of, not only including X-Men but also the Fantastic Four in MUA3.
The actually good remake of a Squaresoft game is still being released on Switch in April, no Denuvo but locked to 30fps. Pick your poison.
No news on Zelda BOTW2 or anything new on Mario.
I missed some stuff but whatever, that's the main stuff.
Still waiting on something truly interesting, which was probably going to be announced at E3 but now E3 is dead and CES will die too. That's something to celebrate at least.
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179571 No.16890422
>>16890372
>a fighter from Arms
Isn't Springman in the assist trophies? To be honest it's weird to think that they'd use one of the waifus over either him or Ribbon Girl, given that they're basically the main characters.
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451a8f No.16890424
>>16890415
>Panzer Dragoon remake is out now and playable.
WHAT?
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451a8f No.16890425
>>16890422
That's exactly why this is good news.
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03c128 No.16890429
>>16890415
There's already a funny wahoo man game for the switch, so you shouldn't be waiting on it
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7adc00 No.16890430
>>16890422
>Isn't Springman in the assist trophies?
I'm thinking it's gonna be the DNA thing, or the Ninja.
>>16890424
Yeah, physical release is coming later, but the digital is not that expensive (at least in Australia).
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451a8f No.16890436
>>16890430
>I'm thinking it's gonna be the DNA thing, or the Ninja.
It's spring man, stop being in denial.
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451a8f No.16890437
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67b6c9 No.16890453
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33a3a5 No.16890485
I can't watch these anymore. I am only ever reminded of how the 3DS was abandoned and yet they still say "it's being supported"
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2749d8 No.16890495
>>16890436
>Spring Man
>Not Twintelle or Ribbon Girl so they can cash in on the Trump neetbux from waifu fags
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db33f1 No.16890499
>>16890422
If it isn't Twintelle then it's garbage.
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a96dc1 No.16890527
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451a8f No.16890528
>>16890499
>>16890495
Control your dick faggots
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451a8f No.16890530
>>16890527
>Having a clown fetish
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9e8d16 No.16890535
>>16890528
>Control your dick
But why?
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db33f1 No.16890552
>>16890528
ARMS is a shallow piece of trash so the least they can do is give us the character with the best design.
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179571 No.16890554
>>16890430
>>16890425
>>16890436
>>16890499
What is the point of advertising a game with a guest character if it's not on the front cover? I could understand if they added Ribbon Girl, or even a bunch of them as skins, but it seems kind of dumb to throw in NotBayonetta or GenericMummy over the main characters.
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7367e2 No.16890555
That was fucking boring. When's Synaptic Drive going to release?
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1009ed No.16890563
>>16890415
>ARMs character
Smashfags on suicide watch. Could they have picked a more boring thing to add as DLC? They're clearly making an ARMS 2 or something and want to make sure it makes money from the paypig smashtards.
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179571 No.16890574
>>16890563
They could have chosen worse.
Is it me or did they finally realize that if your character doesn't generate any hype at all it's best to just quietly announce it without making a fuss about it?
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2749d8 No.16890575
>>16890528
>Stuck at home in lockdown with nothing to do but play vidya, just like make gaem and masturbate
>"Control your dick"
Why?
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a9317a No.16890580
For being a bunch of board game clones at least they went all in and cloned goddamn everything. I don't see Jedi Academy playing well on console.
>Panzer remake
>merely a timed exclusive
Oh shit, what?
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1ab7f4 No.16890583
>Changing announcements at any time without notification due to COVID-19 "Corona-Chan".
Xenoblade Chronicles "Definite" Edition:
>"The future I see is not set in stone, therefore it gives me the power to change the future!"
>Xenoblade Chronicles: Who Cares About The "Expansion"?
>Actually Putting 2K's games on Nintendo Switch when people already played them at this point.
>Capeshit
>Animal Crossing: Available in May Edition
>We made a game called "Good Job!" on the eShop, buy it now!
>Catherine: Already Butchered Edition
>"Ring" Fit Adventure (as if Super Mario "Odyssey" wasn't enough)
>Trash
>Arms: Free To Play Edition
>Bravely Disappointing Twice
>Shovelware
>Update for Pokémon Shield (why?)
I'm glad I stopped giving a fuck about Nintendo since 2006, and all of you should too.
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1458a4 No.16890585
>>16890574
If they realized that, then they wouldn't have decided on an ARMs character to begin with.
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1009ed No.16890589
>>16890583
>I'm glad I stopped giving a fuck about Nintendo since 2006, and all of you should too.
You do realize you're on a board run by the biggest nintendo loving manchild of them all, right?
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61a74e No.16890593
>>16890585
Feels like they don't know who to choose now that the majority of the autists got the character they wanted.
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94652f No.16890605
>Animal Crossing Holidays and Events are now DLC
>Trying to use Smash to revive ARMS' floating corpse
>More anime "Friendship is Power" JRPGs
>Pretending remakes and ports are "news"
>F2P "games"
>No news of NMH3, which is supposed to have a 2020 release
It's honestly sad that a board game collection looks to be the highlight of this direct for me.
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a9317a No.16890612
Only way I'd play ARMS is if they put in best Kong. Did everyone already know Panzer was happening?
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94652f No.16890623
>>16890612
>this fighter's arms can extend
Wait a minute…
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1458a4 No.16890627
>>16890623
No Rayman, you don't have arms.
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7e4e37 No.16890628
>>16890415
>feedback survey
People better make sure to say censorship is cancer.
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2749d8 No.16890630
>>16890583
>Stopped giving a fuck about Nintendo since 2006
Missing out tbh
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a21228 No.16890638
>>16890554
>>16890495
>picking springfaggot
>out of a game full of dick destroyers
fug
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1ab7f4 No.16890642
>>16890589
I know this, I don't care.
>>16890630
Still don't care.
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94652f No.16890643
>>16890638
I hope it's Chad.
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1458a4 No.16890647
>>16890554
But anon, think about it. Given Twintelle's abilities, she's the closest thing we'll ever get to Viewtiful Joe.
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a9317a No.16890658
>>16890623
I kind of like that idea, he'd be a bit difficult to telegraph punches.
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316664 No.16890661
>>16890593
>now that the majority of Leddit got the character they wanted
Fixed
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94652f No.16890662
>>16890658
Arms artstyle is atrocious to me, I only hope the "Fighter from Arms" is a guest character that is joining Arms and therefor technically "from Arms." Or a new character that will also become DLC for Arms that doesn't look like complete dogshit. I don't even know why I care.
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451a8f No.16890663
>>16890575
>>16890535
>>16890552
CONTROL YOURSELVES, YOU NEED TO CONTAIN IT
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1009ed No.16890664
>>16890663
Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.
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a9317a No.16890669
>>16890662
Nice. Yeah, I can't get with the style either, it's like a mix of modern Street Fighter and that faux Pixar look.
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67b6c9 No.16890698
>>16890662
>faux pixar look
No way. It's far from being that generic.
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c1c33c No.16890708
Min Min is so fucking EROTIC, guys.
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451a8f No.16890721
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61a3bc No.16890722
>Another advertisement character for a shitty and boring tech demo game
Smash is the cancer that keeps on metastasizing
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1009ed No.16890725
>>16890722
Where and when has any human ever farted green visible gas?
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cf7917 No.16890726
>>16890643
That would be fittingly cool actually.
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61a3bc No.16890730
>>16890725
It helps visualize the fart and its presence in the picture because otherwise it would just be invisible.
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1458a4 No.16890731
>>16890725
There has to have been someone. Green shit exists, after all. The proper diet and amount of purposely swallowed air would likely cause it.
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1009ed No.16890738
>>16890730
Why not like white mist instead of green noxious smoke?
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c1c33c No.16890739
>>16890721
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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88419a No.16890740
>>16890372
>Nintendo just stealth uploaded a new Direct
<Pokemon expansion pass is the last thing shown
<About fighting through a dojo with an ugly bear
I'm sure they want forget about it as much as I do.
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94652f No.16890753
>>16890739
How's the sub-IQ low self-control working out for you?
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61a3bc No.16890758
>>16890738
>White mist
What, like she's aerosolizing the room?
Green gas helps sell it as being noxious, hot, stinky and foul, which is the whole point.
Also lol that none of you have noticed Spring Man in the pic yet
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1009ed No.16890766
>>16890763
Will cuckchan ever come up with a meme that isn't another wojak?
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cc8e91 No.16890767
>>16890661
>B-but they added le epic banjo and ridley so its good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bf80fa No.16890871
>clubhouse games is better than everything shown due to Speed & Go, Now I can play Go on the go.
>good jobs doesn't look like a bad meme game
>a fighter from ARMS is coming in
>hopefully I get to play as Max Brass btfoing everyone with super armor that parries on charge and huge grab range
>a lot of boring rpgs
>minecraft dungeons doesn't look too bad
Very few actual nintendo exclusives
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209d96 No.16890881
>>16890766
Reminder that the insult of the month is simp, along the lines of NPC and whatever they come with. It isn't a problem of originality, but plain stupidity at this point.
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67971c No.16890966
>>16890583
>We made a game called "Good Job!" on the eShop, buy it now!
This one's not even a complaint, you're just recapping the video.
>"Ring" Fit Adventure (as if Super Mario "Odyssey" wasn't enough)
What are you "mad" about exactly because I don't "get" it?
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407e00 No.16890973
>>16890912
Factually incorrect, cuckchan refers to anyone that stuck around by the time moot was outed as a cuckold and threw a tantrum all over half/pol/, until then it was just referred to as halfchan. You are cuckchan, while those that abandoned ship before the tantrum are not.
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3cb5e9 No.16891065
New ARMS rep is going to be Hit-Lurr. It'll most likely just be a multiskin fighter like Bowser Jr. and Hero
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6af4fc No.16891577
>>16890372
>Catherine: Full Tranny coming to switch
Great, at this point Persona 5 is all but certainly going to get a switch port too, since the normalfags won't shut up about it. That's in addition to the shitty musou spinoff already confirmed.
Meanwhile SMT V hasn't gotten any real news in literal years, aside from them going full damage control and sayin that it's "totally not cancelled, you guys! Just wait and see!"
Fuck modern Atlus.
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80f759 No.16893302
>everyone talking about smash
>nobody talking about Ninjala
Puzzle and Dragons is okay; Let it Die is okay until it isn't. Both are only a half-step above mobile games. This seems slightly more engaging gameplay-wise but considering it's still GungHo, how freemium do you think it'll be?
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db33f1 No.16893310
>>16893302
I see a nigger and a dyke so it's already garbage.
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451a8f No.16893314
>>16891577
>Implying SMTV is a real game
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59632d No.16893343
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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bc90b1 No.16893381
>>16891577
SMT V has little chance of being good. Apocalypse and Redux proved that Atlus doesn't know how to make good SMT games anymore.
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