7aa8c6 No.16883053[Last 50 Posts]
Meanwhile, in medieval /v/
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ed25ff No.16883063
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56890c No.16883077
It's nothing more than a rat bite, m'lord. :^)
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652ff5 No.16883098
Concubining a fair boy whost dons lady attire is no pederasty.
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0db139 No.16883128
>>16883053
What would even be a medieval vidya game, chess?
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eb9bdb No.16883151
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3ae9c5 No.16883159
>>16883098
Vile sodomite. Rest thy head on a log and have thyself beheaded.
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c69bb9 No.16883172
>>16883098
Throw thyself off the highest mountain sodomite!
I inquire thee to point me to the sourcet from which thou hast aquired those vile parchments.
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8ad061 No.16883177
>>16883172
Though shall find it thyself. Tis quite a simple thing to do, really.
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8ad061 No.16883178
>>16883177
*Thou
CURSE MYSELF!
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c0c9d6 No.16883180
>>16883172
I have heard of a rumor. Whispers creeping their way betwixt the grapevines and dark alleys behind the tavern, tell of a legendary scribe and scholar, a man known only as "SauceNao".
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38fe9c No.16883184
>Year of our Lord 1453
>some scribe has made a reprinting of the Song of Roland, a classic tale, I had read it as a lad (Thou peasants doth not know the joys of literacy) and thoroughly enjoyed it, so I hath obtained a copy
>He has proceeded to make Roland and Oliver sodomite lovers, Ganelon and the Moslems into allies of the Franks against the "bigoted and intolerent" Catholic church, and turned Charlemagne into a woman.
>When questioned about this tomfoolery he demanded the King allow Saracens into his fief in order to, as he said, "be more diverse like Spain".
>He claims to be christian yet his manners betray him as a hebrew
>Why his majesty allowed the jews back into the kingdom after the last expulsion I shall never know.
>Enraged crowd had him broken upon the wheel for his heresy
>Every other printing house takes up printing his perversion as an "act of solidarity"
Someone ought to call a crusade against these thrice damned hebrews.
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58eba4 No.16883186
Doth any man know if the Icestorm game masters shall continue their allegiance to the Yuan dynasty despite the plague's dire effect on the Orientals?
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652ff5 No.16883188
>>16883159
Thou mistaken, thou and I reside in a kingdom of vice and merriment. Bedding and wedding of a fair lad is no sin.
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652ff5 No.16883191
>>16883186
A plague thousand fold dire than the one that befell the Orientals I curse Icestorm with.
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c18d72 No.16883195
>>16883184
>"be more diverse like Spain".
My autism demands that i point out that by 1453, the reconquista was almost over, it finished in 1492.
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5e7bb2 No.16883198
>>16883053
>The console peasants are crying again m'lord
>Just give them some console game exclusive for a year, that should calm them down.
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38fe9c No.16883202
>>16883195
I realize that now, was originally going to make it earlier but realized the printing press wasnt inventing until the mid-1400
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c76665 No.16883205
Dost thou liketh bronze lasses?
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8827af No.16883208
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM:
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7aa8c6 No.16883213
>>16883177
>>16883077
>>16883188
Thou anon's repetitious digits hath left me impressed.
>>16883188
>living in Scandinavia in Present Era Including Five, Anno Domini
I figured the Moslems would've outlawed sodomy.
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7aa8c6 No.16883217
>>16883198
>modern day electronic merriment machines as connected to a dedicated tele-visual magic box
>exclusive amusements
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c378d6 No.16883226
>>16883053
I pray to the Lord every day for the return of the proper, joyous merriment of old and yet the ignoble houses of the entertainment guild produce only the most vexing creations. At least their previous work remains among us for the time being…
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139d62 No.16883234
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3e2cab No.16883238
foul moors! filthy blood-drenched ethiopes! darkest of both skin and heart! how I despise them so!
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38fe9c No.16883241
>>16883205
Only in mine Cathayan woodblock prints.
If thou art attracted to actual daughters of Ham I suggest falling upon you sword, or hayfork if you are a peasant who lacks proper armaments
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c69bb9 No.16883243
>>16883234
The lord has spoketh to me! Do not heed a word of this cretin!
A maiden skin shalt be bronze on parchment, but alas do not lay your hand on a bronze maiden from parchment beyond! Alas, if thou fornicates to a bronze maiden on parchment, thou art doing just, yet if thou fornicates to a bronze wench from thy land, thou art fornicating to a common beast!
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139d62 No.16883246
>>16883243
Thou dost maketh a fine point
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61d241 No.16883248
YE GAMES OF OULD ARE HORSE SHITE
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5f41bd No.16883249
'Tis almost harvesting season! A feast of butter is soon upon us!
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7aa8c6 No.16883253
>>16883248
t. commoner of normalcy who prefers the company of men
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c69bb9 No.16883256
Heed my word! The writings on this parchment, what concern they shall speak of, nor the other forms of word, whether through tapestry, scribblings, shall not always be the same as the ruling of the king of the land of 8kun.
(PEASANT WAST FLOGGED FOR YON HERESY) Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
61d241 No.16883261
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000000 No.16883287
>>16883248
Thou speakest the truth. The Jews have poisoned the well of games and have made the sweet waters of playing them undrinkable for all of eternity.
>>16883238
This I can agree with. For the Christ-killers have seduced our kings and are flooding our kingdoms with dozens of moors. Thus the only course of action we can take is to behead ourselves.
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61d241 No.16883291
>>16883256
MODS BE THINE GIFT FROM GOD
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778d96 No.16883296
>>16883098
It's not gay if it's an elf.
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75b987 No.16883297
>>16883226
The works of old must be preserved, lest the houses of the entertainment guild pervert them in the eyes of the common man forevermore. Damnation to 'remasters' and the like- such unholy works are surely forged from the flames of Hell itself.
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8e18d3 No.16883299
>>16883291
I will not stand for thy heretical remarks, lackey! Thou art taking the name of the Lord in vain!
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09beb7 No.16883312
>>16883063
Is it really that hard to draw a man holding a cup and a pipe at the same time, four hundred year old dead cartoonist?
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d048c6 No.16883314
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c0c9d6 No.16883325
Hear ye hear ye denizens of the land of 8chan
I have traveled many moons to bring forth this declaration against thine leader, Sir Mark of the House of Vidya
Sir Mark, I doth decree thou art a kiniving, semetic knave, and a deceitful merchant as well, paid off by the spice traders of the east.
Alas, I have heard many whispers that there exists a tapestry of thine sphincer exposed to the heavens betwixt thine rotund derriere.
Cease this activity at once, for it is sacrelige and an affront for our Lord.
This concludes my airing of grievances, good morrow to you all.
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8e18d3 No.16883329
>>16883314
What a piece of armor this is!
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f00a7a No.16883332
>>16883325
Silence! Ware ye, knaves; merely speaking the Abrahamic One's name might unseal yon Golem!
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09beb7 No.16883338
DAMN YE! Let Neptune strike ye dead, Mark! HAAARK! Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more… only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea… for any stuff or part of Mark, even any scantling of your soul, is Mark no more, but is now itself the sea!
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58eba4 No.16883368
When art thou peasants admitting that the one called soot-faced capsule was correct in his assertions? Thy electronic merriment shall never be as fulfilling as it once was. Nary a soul in the kingdom could prove him the fool.
Forsooth, we hath naught left but to ascend to the holy gates of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
THE HEBREWS HATH SNATCHED VICTORY ONCE MORE AND SHALL RULE US HEREAFTER. SOOT-FACED CAPSULE PROPHESIED THIS.
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f160b9 No.16883371
>>16883053
Original posteth'r is an clotpole and his thread is h'rse manure, this is anon a jointress thread.
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5f41bd No.16883377
>>16883325
I have gazed upon the tapestry of which thou speak, and while I cannot imagine a sound reason for such a tapestry to exist, I doth proclaim Mark to be a "Jewcy Boi" indeed.
>>16883332
Have no fear of his arrival. For the pastry devourer of Judea walks among us already.
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046db5 No.16883389
If only thee kneweth how bad things really art
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7aa8c6 No.16883398
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3ae9c5 No.16883410
>>16883188
You will not lead astray the virtuous men of this realm to your wickedness. Begone you foul sick cretin and plague us no more with your godless ways. I wager the semites sent you.
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f160b9 No.16883418
>>16883398
>Maiden of the far east
Thine taste is that of feces.
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7aa8c6 No.16883422
>>16883418
>partaking in modern era "western" maidens that are molded of mongrel sub saharans and goddess adheres to romance preached by Sappho
>mine visage when
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e0f541 No.16883428
Now… Now… Easy now, chief… uh, I don't know how I got here and uh, uh, I-I'm not looking for any trouble.
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287aa3 No.16883432
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c69bb9 No.16883433
Hark! Have not merriments of honorable knights of the stars been just and of great pleasure until rats from the kingdom of Disney have come to devour them? And alas, no longer merriments of knights of the stars art just and of great pleasure, now the kniving merchants saith that shekles they art in need. Preparing a play with the dark knight will take too long, 187 nights they want to complete the play!
Alas I say, the kingdom of Disney is ruled by a semite! Things were better when King George yet ruled!
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c69bb9 No.16883447
Fair art maiden that study the ways of men. The fairest of lasses ride horses and take part in merriment, tanned by the sun and with strength of a thousand men.
If in thine mouth spoketh ill of tanned skin, in jest likening it to the skin of moors, jump onto thine sword for a cretin art thee!
If you spoketh that courting a maiden that takes interest in the things of men is the same as sodomy, take a pole to your arse! For a cretin art thee and a sodomite at that!
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f00a7a No.16883469
>>16883410
Lo, but who sends the semites? Hark ye and listen well, for this truth is eternal and all-encompassing: ware thee the Hebrews, for none escape their vile sorcery.
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139d62 No.16883483
>>16883473
recreate the image in bayeux next time lazy cunt
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38fe9c No.16883498
>>16883473
>Pagan statuary
>Greeks
I see you, Byzantine. dost thou desire another crusade? Continue your quarrelsome arrogance and we shall see if we men of the west come and aid you in your wars against the heathen Turk the next time they besiege Constantinople.
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339ef8 No.16883500
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7d5d2c No.16883512
>>16883368
Truly the Moorish Panacaea Sodomite hath been correct in his assertions. Indeed, our very fictional merriment hath been poisoned by the Hebrews and we hath but only to wait until they hath claimed the rest of our merriment unto our very lives.
Join thee, brothers, lay down thy bodies and welcome our Moorish, Hebrew, sodomite lords, for they hath achieved victory over us before thee could'st begin.
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3e2cab No.16883548
allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar allahu akbar
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f00a7a No.16883555
>>16883548
Gaze upon this unwashed desert heretic, fellows! See it and laugh!
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016706 No.16883556
>be nobleman
>purveyor of fine tapestries
>delightfully anticipate the 20th dawn under the March moon, in which two masterworks of the craft will become available for my patronage
>have enough taxes levied to purchase both Knight-Exorcist, Ceaseless and Child Amidst a Gathering of Fauna V at Bayeuxstop
>yet hark, for a fortnight ago our duchy was visited upon by a far-eastern traveler with a deadly affliction
>soon enough, scores of the peasantry are similarly afflicted
>our plague doctor deduces the obvious: the traveler was a witch who cursed our realm with his malady
>the witch is dispatched and his dregs incinerated, but the demons still grip our citizenry
>lords above mine own standing decree that all the king's subjects must isolate to dim the demons' strength in numbers while punctually bloodletting
>yet Bayeuxstop remains steadfast in producing the tapestries on time
>and the dreaded cough dost not dim mine own convictions in purchasing them on time
>the 20th day arrives, and with a mere sixscore pieces of gold both tapestries find themselves on my chamber walls
>alas, as I gaze upon my bounty I too fall under the coughing curse
A calamity upon thee, Bayeuxstop
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027781 No.16883564
Tis it not obvious from nature that the lodging of a woman is care for her children and preparing meals? Surely thee knoweth that a woman is deficient in both body and mind to perform coequal to a man at even the most leisurely of his duties. For a women to followeth the ways of men is surely a sign of her sexual perversion, and forsooth only an effeminate cad would desire that lady
I shall taketh an oath of celibacy ere I sard such a wench
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778d96 No.16883569
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>>16883398
The fairest maiden of the Zelda series I doth posteth.
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7aa8c6 No.16883581
>>16883548
Shall I return you to the ruins of Constantinople, Turk?
>>16883556
>the Year of Our Lord: Present Year Including Five, Anno Domini
>going to Bayeuxstop
>parting with tender to acquire electronic amusements
>not taken up the noble profession of piracy so as not to interact those of simple mind, hebrew tactics of forced salesmanship, and illiterate sub-Saharan buffoonery
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7aa8c6 No.16883584
>>16883569
Exile and behead yourself sodomite.
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38fe9c No.16883619
>>16883569
>Maiden
>though the member is clearly visible
To the bog with you.
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564357 No.16883626
How can I humiliate the impure Greeks who cling to Pars? Even the southern Arab tribes do not deserve such humiliation! My spāhbed, truly enlightened by Ahuramazda, as is said to be from Zoroaster, has wisely commanded me to renounce the Hebrew games of the west! May famine and rot, scorched earth and buzzards beak, take those who have defiled mine tapestries from true gilded days of yor! O how I lament to thee that naught will change, yet I will impart not wisdom on why I believe it to be so, for opinions are all myself and the peasantry have!
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38fe9c No.16883630
>>16883626
>a Zoroastrian
>In this age
You're a pagan, but an interesting pagan in the least. My sympathies over what the Musselmen have done to you, they and their heathen "prophet" Mahound know no shame or mercy, the animals.
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20c180 No.16883733
>>16883184
The historically french did ally a lot with the ottomans though.
>>16883338
Best i've ever seen of Dafoe, he should've gotten the oscar.
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503117 No.16884108
Shame'th I can'th geth doth work'eth due doth the'th black plague'th, the plague'th doctors told'th everyone doth just stay home. They say the fucking'th silk traders are at a'th fault.
At least I get to stay home all day and play domino and dice
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925a61 No.16885468
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7b9adb No.16885506
The mirth from partaking the tales of feline Klonoa is beyond compare. How dost thou regard them?
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852910 No.16885544
>>16883098
Behold the faggot returns! Methinks thou anus hath expandeth and thou weak thy immune system be. Thy scrotum is cursed and thy lineage damned. Begone!
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59371b No.16885550
Brother anon, bethinkest this and rejoice:
The Oriental Consumption may yet deliver us from the tyranny of the local moneylender!
>>16885506
Klonoa, thou sayest?
This fine traveler seemeth not privvy to the local customs.
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0ca282 No.16885553
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652ff5 No.16885556
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cae70f No.16885578
>waif wanders into mine workshop
>"Forsooth kind doktor, the pox art upon me!"
Apothecarynow.tapestry
>order that they prostrate themselves on yonder table
>prod them with mine "Healing rod" for a time
>Hmmmm
>HMMMM
>"Ah yes, the cause is too many humours."
>Bloodlet them for a time
>remove them from mine apparatus and charge them 12 shillings
>"The malady may persist, you will have to return for more blessings."
>They leave looking pale and 12 shillings poorer
I am best doktor.
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2c8cc2 No.16885580
>>16883053
A fine tapestry handler!
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000000 No.16885606
All men of the lands of /v/, be aware! Our great protector Emperor Watkins, by the grace of God, hath issued forth a decree!
All able men not needed for the spring planting are to prove their people's faith in the teachings of Q, trusted of the plan, by visiting the land of /qpatriotresearch/ and hearing the wisdom recorded there! Further, he hath decreed that all men of strong faith shall travel to the lands of Cuckchan, for the purpose of spreading the faith! All who do so shall be guaranteed entry unto the promised Secret Board, even if ye had been exiled!
Praise be to his Majesty Jim Watkins, for affording his loyal subjects this opportunity!
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2d0767 No.16885623
Who consumed all of the cum chalice?
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38fe9c No.16885625
>>16885623
Twas yon Obsessive maiden Architect.
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7aa8c6 No.16885630
Oi fellows, can I procure thee a copy of Skyr'm?
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b26a97 No.16885634
>>16885630
Get thee hence Theodore, thou art a bugger and a scoundrel.
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58eba4 No.16885652
>The consumer of cakes hath deigned to remove such obvious fisherman's accessories from a thread dedicated to miscellaneous merriment.
For what purpose doth thou rush to cleanse this thread, Marcus?
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000000 No.16885664
>>16885652
Marcus is a lewde man, and cruel to his subjects. The wise man is not surprised by the capriciousness of fools; and in the company of such Marcus is a man of great puissance far exceeding even his terrible station
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835dc1 No.16885685
*COUGH COUGH*
Oh dear, I hath seem to have gotten sick from an unknown affliction in 1347!
Bah! It is of no big deal. I shall attend the board game guild named /v/ as usual!
What can possibly go wrong?
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4c6693 No.16885692
Thou art a self-fellater and worshiper of the male form.
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b31c93 No.16885716
Reveal thy bosom wench or get the hence away from here
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e5eee2 No.16885717
I hath reported to the magistrate that James doth harbor and give succor to a wicked Jewe named Mark, he being infamous for gluttony, avarice, and sodomy, in gross violation of King Edward's Edict of Expulsion.
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7aa8c6 No.16885766
>>16885606
>the teachings of Q
Return to thine containment kingdom, aged one of the Boomer Clan.
>travel to the lands of Cuckchan
Nay, would rather inherit the Oriental lung pox than return to a place of such decadent cuckery and subservience. Behead thyself post haste.
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b2daa7 No.16885775
Is't degen'rate to holdeth hands with a maiden?
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ecf3c9 No.16885801
Nos eruditionis habes. Certe Nos uti oportet Latinam scribere.
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667625 No.16885849
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15dc2e No.16885878
>>16883398
Thy most fairest maidens are thy maidens that remain strong of their heart.
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08369f No.16886022
>>16885716
I believe not of any other image that brings forth to mine heart such uncontrollable feelings of lust and desire that one of beautiful maiden wearing those glassed spectacles. Additional valors if she worketh as a scholar
Furthermore
>less than 10 palms in height
>almost 1600 pounds
ENVISION
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f160b9 No.16886039
>>16885580
Bold, but gaze upon this tapestry. T's one of mine own creation.
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2c8cc2 No.16886048
>>16886039
Hark!
Doth this be bereavement?
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253f0e No.16886102
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652ff5 No.16886111
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2c8cc2 No.16886128
>>16886113
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
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dbc349 No.16887093
Forsooth! I hath comen to make merriment.
Observen thee mine fresh parchment.
Beholden thee mine repeating digits.
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