0f3745 No.26894
Did they ever explain away Barclay's fuck fetish holodeck programs featuring Troi and Crusher or is that the deep dark incident no one brings up?
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0308f3 No.26895
>>26894
If you walked in on a subordinate who was balls deep inside the holographic replica of yourself would you really want to ever reference or talk about the incident ever again?
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b755d3 No.26903
>>26894
It got worse. They all got involved.
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d10fbf No.26909
>>26894
What if the program was exactly what we saw? What if Barclay's actual genuine deep-down fantasy is to be a nice-guy white-knight? What if he's so completely lacking in balls that he doesn't even try to attempt to tap perfectly-obedient holographic people of his own creation?
I could think of a thousand more interesting ways to use a holodeck, starting with playing Saw with the cast of Big Bang Theory. Not the characters. The cast.
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84ad06 No.26911
>>26909
Even the one with the squeaky voice and the big tits?
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d10fbf No.26912
>>26911
Well, okay, she can stay alive in the simulation. But only so that she can give me a lap dance and a happy ending during Sheldon vivisections, of which there will be many. And the ring gag stays in 24/7.
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8c696d No.26913
>>26909
Are you saying Broccoli didn't give Wesley a spanking?
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e60e61 No.26915
>>26909
I have a hard time believing that he wouldn't at least simulate Wesley getting transported into the vacuum of space every once in a while.
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2e6c36 No.26916
>>26915
Everyone does that, anon, it's a default program loaded onto every vessel on a long-term mission to aid in crew morale.
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771fd4 No.26920
The irony is beating up the holographic crew in a holographic ten forward in such a convincing simulation would have probably gone a long way to treat a real person's social anxiety. Then they could fuck the real Troi because she's an easy whore.
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1c08fa No.26924
I'm surprised he was able to reserve a communal entertainment room so frequently. I'd figure holodecks were pretty in demand for everything from weddings to birthdays to ceremonies.
If they had a 'goggle' version of the holodeck and he was just hunched in a corner in his dark room it would have been more creepy and effective.
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2e6c36 No.26926
>>26924
A few possible explanations.
1) The Enterprise has a lot of holodecks. Considering they have room for an arboretum, so many random cargo holds and who knows what else, it doesn't seem so far-fetched. They're also not all that communal, either–it's uncommon to see than two people in the holodeck at any one time, so we could assume that the number on board is representative of that.
2) It's actually a rare thing for most people to use the holodecks because this is Roddenberry's utopia where people devote themselves to higher, more "enlightened" things than virtual reality, and as such don't use the holodecks all that often. Consider that Barclay is seen as an oddity for spending so much time in there, even though we all know that 99% of anyone in the modern world, were they to come across a holodeck, would set up camp inside and never come out.
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ddb431 No.26942
>>26926
>The Enterprise has a lot of holodecks
I wouldn't be surprised. Voyager was a deep space science vessel with a crew of about 150 and it had two, and the Enterprise D has a crew of about 1000. It's probably one of the things the writers didn't consider the implications of at the time.
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7913e2 No.26948
>>26924
They had that in Voyager. Used on a small science vessel that didn't have a holodeck. It was called a Synaptic Stimulator if you care to look it up.
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c26352 No.26987
>>26924
> I'd figure holodecks were pretty in demand for everything from weddings to birthdays to ceremonies.
Shouldn't you be able to partition one holodeck into countless sub-holodecks
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e1ec0b No.26995
>>26987
Would you want to risk having a holodeck run a dozen different programs at once? You might as well just directly ask the computer to make the holodeck malfunction and destroy the ship.
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47a142 No.27006
>>26987
>Shouldn't you be able to partition one holodeck into countless sub-holodecks
Normally, but this holodeck was running chrome.
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84ad06 No.27014
>>26995
I want a meta-circular holodeck that can do some crazy shit.
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46c64e No.27017
>>26995
>>27006
FUCK guys, this is why I love this place
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b66bad No.27267
>>26995
>You might as well just directly ask the computer to make the holodeck malfunction
I thought that command had been macro'd to the 'on' button?
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d10fbf No.27275
>>26995
>You might as well just directly ask the computer to make the holodeck malfunction and destroy the ship.
It's like a zen koan. "If someone deliberately tells a holodeck computer to create a holodeck malfunction, is it actually malfunctioning?"
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