No.7147
Would you a basilisk, /ratanon/?
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No.7148
There isn't much of a market for all-too-realistic stone animals to put in, say, gardens, is there?
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No.7149
Where are her nipples?
>>7148
I think you could do good business in that market, could greatly lower production costs over traditional methods.
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No.7150
>>7147
I like pussies. I don't like pussies in weird places. If a girl had a pussy on her forehead my dick would invert itself in unrousal.
A girl having a pussy on the side of a long snake like body is the same. It's the same with mermaids. Thinking about the logistics of it creeps me out.
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No.7151
>>7150
Y-you're a pussy in a weird place!
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No.7152
>>7150
You can always get blowjobs from mermaids, sit on the shore and let them stand upright with their tails underwater, like trained dolphins.
Lamias are crypto-futas.
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No.7153
On that note, can you train a dolphin to give you blowjobs? We need another Margaret Howe to explore this question scientifically.
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No.7154
>>7153
Have you seen a dolphin's mouth, anon? That is not a place I want to put my dick.
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No.7155
Of course I would a basilisk. Don't be so fixated on sex=dick+pussy. Imagine what else a basilisk can do.
She can't look at you, so she has to make up for it with her other senses: sliding her forked tongue across your body, squeezing you until you scream, teasing with feathers and skin and scales. Maybe she's covered your eyes to even things out. And her tail wraps around your limbs and torso, applying precisely controlled pressure, making you sensitive and excited and actually scared she'll hurt you. Maybe she does, if you're both into that. And after she comes, with a drawn-out hiss, she'll go limp on the heated bed and you'll have to struggle out from under her relaxed coils, but you don't mind because you can watch her sleep.
The real reason to bring about Roko's Basilisk is so that we can fuck it.
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No.12853
Which one of you fuckers made pic related?
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No.12856
>>12853
I'd put good money on it beig akira, aka 0xa59a2d
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No.12857
>>7155
An erotic fixation with monstergirls is bizarrely common among high-IQ, mildly autistic individuals.
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No.12858
>>12853
Now there is someone who should be introduced to ratanon.
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No.12859
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No.12864
>>12856
Probably not the monstergirl version, though. Here is what I think happened: someone originally drew pic 1, then akira shopped pic 2, then a third party more into anime made >>12853.
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No.12871
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No.12890
>>12871
How come you can almost always tell when it's a Westerner drawing manga?
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No.12893
>>12890
I guess it's a matter of what comics you grew up with as a child? I wonder if newer generations are able to draw more authentic manga, since it got more popular now…
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No.12897
>>12890
There's definitely something interesting going on here.
This is a good discussion on the topic I dug up: http://www.smackjeeves.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=13395
Hypothesis A: There's some kind of innate difference that makes Japanese people uniquely suited to drawing in a manga style.
Hypothesis B: The language/cultural gap between Japan and the west is wide. Memes (like "how to draw manga gud") don't cross the gap fast. As such, people adopt the superficial aspects of a manga style without a proper grounding in fundamentals.
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No.12899
>>12897
Hypothesis A would have all sorts of funny implications.
>Our artist is 1/8 Japanese and has inherited all the right genes. Seriously, we made him take the 23andMe "Can you draw manga?" test.
>If you immigrate to Japan you're killing anime.
>Let's build a reservation for Japanese people to have fresh doujinshi in the transhuman future… But what about genetic drift?
There could also be a connection to the writing system and art education in early childhood and at schools.
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No.12900
>>12897
I think A is obviously wrong enough that we can just debate the specifics of B, although I'd like to put forward a possible C: Selection effects and incentives.
Basically, the Western artists that would be making decent-quality anime or manga if they were in Japan, aren't making anime or manga in the West. We just have the shit ones. The rest are doing cartoons or furry art or something.
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No.12901
>>12900
I'm convinced. We've been comparing work by professional artists to work produced by fans and (over)enthusiastic amateurs.
Also, I thought of a counter-example: Adam Warren. Classically-trained cartoonist seduced by 80s anime and manga in his formative years as an artist. You can see the influence, né?
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