I am becoming God. Trent Rezner raped me and owes me money. God needs to borrow $7.59 for a pack of cigarettes. Billy Idol raped me and owes me money.
I am insanely jealous of pretty women named Amanda, for no particular reason. I am becoming God..
oops!... I meant to say I am ALREADY God.
I am ascending. Look how joyful I am! Can you please buy me some cigarettes?
Liberace raped me and owes me money. Can I possibly just fun a few cigarettes from you? Have I mentioned that I'm god?
My mother's landlord insist God is Not on the lease.. I am ascending and joyful. Engelbert Humperdinck raped me, but I still owe him $1.27
I am becoming buddha, mixed with just a little bit of Robert Tilton Newt Gingrich raped me and owes me money. Do you mind if I get the last couple puffs off your cigarette?