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 No.78914

I am becoming God. Trent Rezner raped me and owes me money. God needs to borrow $7.59 for a pack of cigarettes. Billy Idol raped me and owes me money.

I am insanely jealous of pretty women named Amanda, for no particular reason. I am becoming God..

oops!... I meant to say I am ALREADY God.

I am ascending. Look how joyful I am! Can you please buy me some cigarettes?

Liberace raped me and owes me money. Can I possibly just fun a few cigarettes from you? Have I mentioned that I'm god?

My mother's landlord insist God is Not on the lease.. I am ascending and joyful. Engelbert Humperdinck raped me, but I still owe him $1.27

I am becoming buddha, mixed with just a little bit of Robert Tilton Newt Gingrich raped me and owes me money. Do you mind if I get the last couple puffs off your cigarette?

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 No.78915

My mother owes me money, for all the cigarettes she's bought me over the past 32 years.. I'm pretty sure she raped me

I live in Wisconsin and have never been to the USA before

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 No.78916

I AM BECOMING GOD, even though God raped me

(and owes me money)

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 No.78917

My mother says I am disrespectful for not getting a job but I think I've earned my title as God by begging for money in an empty chat room

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