>Be me
>Living in shitty apartment complex 2nd floor
>Busy with work a lot
>Have a medium small dog
>Get a doggy door for the balcony so it doesn't shit in my shoes if I'm running late
>Dogs gaining weight pretty rapidly
>Not eating the food
>Think it's sick and take it to the vet
>Vet tells me to stop feed it so much
>Usually only feed the dogs people food if it's meat
>Following few weeks it's still gaining weight
>I get sick and take a few days off
>Get awoken to my dog barking mid day when I would normally be at work
>Happy barks
>Dogs on the balcony
>A fucking rope on a bucket swings on to my balcony
>Full of lunch meat and roast clippings
>Run up stairs and start banging on the door
>Pissed because I had to spend 150$ on a blood test
>Small women answers the door
>Ask what the fuck is going on
>Apologies and said her brother has been feeding it left overs from work
>Hits me that behind her is a 6'8 350lb man
>In shock and hear a nasally sowee
>Fucking giga autist with a clef lip
>Andrew the giant with a axe wound
>Can't speak it's like staring in to the face of a eldritch god
>Lady breaks the silence asking if in okay
>They ended up being nice people
>End up giving him the dog because I really didn't have time for it
>Got dog from ex after I had told her I put it down because she cheated
>Scariest thing was that he walked silently I had never heard him before
>Idk why the ai gave it tits
>Saw dog few months later and it's weight was back to normal