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File: 92af94a85fcb781⋯.jpg (12.96 KB, 474x266, 237:133, im_crushing_yolur_rights.jpg)

 No.77767

Czech your "hate speech will be illegal soon in the us" before you wreck yourself

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 No.77768

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WEF a shit

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 No.77769

File: 9e3ae1112643555⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 3171x1351, 453:193, ein_amendment.jpg)

File: 51137470dc0fa4c⋯.jpeg (150.61 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, riggigty_wreck_yourself.jpeg)

you can't remix your euro-bunk into an american classic

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 No.77770

File: d8fdc2bf35cd40d⋯.jpg (153.86 KB, 1280x874, 640:437, ooo_naughty.jpg)

File: 6cb57c6cd86bf01⋯.jpg (14.52 KB, 400x268, 100:67, regency_drama.jpg)

Iannucci has several words for you

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 No.77771

>>77767

I guess there's no reason to even mention that your sexual fantasies involve other men and your butthole?

Perhaps if you weren't so prone to Freudian slips, people might actually assume you were heterosexual?

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 No.77772

To be quite candid, I've never had any kind of thoughts run through my mind involving my butthole and another man.

never

Not even once

Not even one time

But at least you've learned to accept yourself for who and what you truly are

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 No.77773

>>77767

And while you somehow managed to work up the courage to confess the truth in an empty chat room.....

..... perhaps you would have found more Solace by telling your mother about your butthole fantasies?

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 No.77774

But you're halfway there, and I'm confident that it's only a matter of time before you walk down the hallway into your mother's bedroom and tell her about your butthole and fantasies about older men

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 No.77775

File: b7815e63e2189c4⋯.jpg (232.66 KB, 1925x1080, 385:216, Picsart_23_01_17_19_38_43_….jpg)

So a guy wouldn't even have to make a fist to get his entire hand in there?

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 No.77776

File: 32338690fb8bebc⋯.jpg (206.47 KB, 1925x1080, 385:216, Picsart_23_01_17_19_45_01_….jpg)

>>77767

just curious......

Do you fantasize about ALL older accomplished men satisfying your loose butthole, or just Johnny Neptune?

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 No.77777

File: 909e9b04d149431⋯.jpg (139.99 KB, 1925x1080, 385:216, Picsart_23_01_17_19_47_21_….jpg)

>>77767

.....and so when he left to make dinner for his wife, that was the second time you felt abandoned by a father figure?

..... and how did this abandment make you feel?

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 No.77778

File: 604366a5188a885⋯.jpg (121.33 KB, 1925x1080, 385:216, Picsart_23_01_17_19_49_54_….jpg)

>>77767

How far would you be willing to go to bring Johnny Neptune back into your life?

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 No.77779

File: fd72df24b9b82e4⋯.jpg (126.08 KB, 1925x1080, 385:216, Picsart_23_01_17_19_52_15_….jpg)

>>77767

Wow. At least now we all understand why your father left you and your whore of a mother so long ago.

Obviously, he wanted a SON....

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 No.77780

P.S. enjoy the silence

We're about to watch a movie and eat dinner.

And you better pee before you go to sleep tonight, because your mother is going to hang your sheets out the window tomorrow if you don't

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 No.77842

File: a2da586cf5a0192⋯.jpg (49.68 KB, 644x484, 161:121, maroon_neptune.jpg)

>>77777

quints and he didn't even know.

this guy is a few vials short of a marijuyna

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 No.77908

File: 3a60e0bf73b1928⋯.jpg (100.73 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, neptunes_pussy.jpg)

Needle Dick Neptune

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 No.77944

File: 2cda388dd17ba25⋯.jpg (74.69 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, jimminy_glick.jpg)

Not even my final form

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 No.78147

HOW TO STOP THINKING DUBS & TRIPS ARE EXCITING :

lose your virginity

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 No.78400

>>78147

They are exciting though. Stop trying to take my joy away.

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