No.76226 [Last 50 Posts]
Shooting this into the void probably but i am grasping at straws right now.
So as the title says i am 29 year old male virgin soon to turn 30. I remember myself at 18,19 years old wishing i wouldn't end up like this but in the blink of an eye it's my reality now.
To keep the story short(might expand if anyone reads this shit.) i'm in this situation because of my fucked up head(social anxiety mostly, very extreme at some points, overthinking and being anxious even about a single word.
Now that i have kinda "bruteforced" my anxiety i have an intense interest of meeting a woman, a gf if you will. But one last thing that fucking paralyzes me is the fact that i kinda made my hair start to grey well before my time. My mother noticed a few grey hairs when i was 22 or 23 i think. I had an intense period of my life when i induced myself into massive stress for basically nothing, bullshit.
And then at age 24 when i mustered the courage to download tinder(actually got matches, and women ready to go on dates) i chickened out because i was owerweight. I somehow managed to drop ~30kg of weight to get back on tinder. While doing this i "forgot" about my grey hair. And when i was finally ready to get back to try and date i started to look at photos my friend took of me for tinder and i started to think about my fucking hair again. And the last nail in my coffin was my colleagues(95% women) started to notice
and comment on my grey hair, not with bad intent more with shock, pitty. But it literraly destroyed the last drop of dignity i had in my looks. And i fully shot down after that. Literally every interraction i had with a person i was thinking if they will spot my fukcking grey hair. I haven't taken a full focused look at myself (hair and face) for about 5 years. And since then i defaulted to a buzz cut as my default hairstyle.
And now in my fucked up life when i start to get even the smallest micro sun ray shining on me. Got a better job after all that nearly all woman job .
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No.76227
Then i fucked up and "lost" that job. Bummed around and did nothing again. Got a better job that is my current one (nepotism, not gonna lie)
My current job is all male and my immediate colleagues are mostly in the 18-24 bracket. All of them have gf's of course. So they sometimes joke around and tease me when i will get a gf.
Important side note if you have read all that shit up this point. If we stay at colleague, aquintance level you won't know that is me. I can pass as a "mostly" normal dude, maybe shy, quiet but not a weirdo or fucked up i really am.
I am about average height where i live 6'1 for you americans, not overweight anymore i wasn't even that obese in my fat years, face not deformed, shower when go into public, work(during my most fucked up periods i didn't leave my house for a month at a time,
and didn't shower for like a week or more at a time)
You know what's the most funny shit in all of this is. I didn't get asked about my age before i quit the all female workplace. Had a few asks during the next job, didn't pay attention to it.
And now at my current job when my younger coworkers ask me my age they all are shocked when i say that i'm nearly 30(they usually say 20,21,22,23,24).
And to counter the, they are just curious or whatever when they ask my age at my first workplace, i had to pick up this dude i had never met before, at my second job, to give him the lift to the workplace. I pick him up, we greet each other, then kinda just drive silently and out of nowhere
he asks what is your age. I tell him my age confusingly and i ask him what did he think and he said ~22(can't remember the exact number).
I don't care about this aspect at all, but it's funny and ironic that i look younger than my age but i started to grey before my time.
But then when my colleagues at the first job made a comment about the strange color of my hair. I fucking panicked. And then i started just cutting my hair even shorter myself.
Almost bald you can say(2mm). I kind of accepted this new almost bald me, my skull shape is ok for such a cut actually. The first red flags i missed was when my family or people that haven't seen me in a while "jokingly"
made referances like yo dude when did you get out of prison and shit.
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No.76228
And finally after all these years of misery, when i finally started to get my life a little bit on track(got my drivers licence, got the current job, bought a car, got a little bit of disposable income and shit,got my own apartament i rent
i installed tinder first. Thinking it would be as easy getting matches when i was 23-24 i was quite delusional and in for a big surprise.
My colleague took some pics of me for tinder but i still dressed in them like i was the 20year old me. Very unserious jacket, sneakers, sweatpants and my almost bald head. Got like 3 likes and 2 matches. One of them was a foreigner passing by? and a 18year old "arthistick" chick. Then i went
down the badoo path which i didn't want to take since i remember when my friend was on it had a high rate of single moms(not hating, just don't want to be a step dad). Got like 3 likes and 2 matches. One was 37 year old unattractive woman and the second was a single mom lol. That was a major reality check for me.
Went back to my small hometown for holidays. Got like 2likes, 1 match with fat chick who ignored me after like 2 or 3 messages.
For a sec i went back into delusion mode and just thought my pics was shit. Got more serious pics but the results didn't change. And then when my colleague and my homie basically said i need to wear a hat, chicks probably think
you are going bald, i landed back into reality. But if i grew my hair out people will see my fucking grey hair.
So recently during holidays i grew my hair for some time. Went to a hairdresser and out of fucking nowhere she randomly brings up a client of her "who in a funny way has one eyebrow turning grey and other is normal
and he isn't even like 40" I litterally felt like all of air was knocked out of me, she literraly K'O ed me with this remark.
Now i am sitting here almost ready to give up the last 0.001% of hope i have to find a gf. I mean i can risk it and just try tinder with the new me but i will overthink every word and letter that comes out of my mouth in the anticipation of her seeing my grey hair. And i know i will instantly freeze up, turn red and start
to sweat.
So as i have nothing to loose i am ready to try any fucking pseudo or not, tibetan, grandma,chinese, alien remedy of combatting the grey hair with a 0.00001% possibility. I'm this fucking desperate
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No.76229
So as i have nothing to loose
loose?
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No.76230
HOW YOU GOT TO THIS PONT:
O V E R T H I N K I N G
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No.76231
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No.76232
here's my BEST advice (and I'm an expert)
SHUT THE FUCK UP
dumb it down
SHUT UP
ESPECIALLY AROUND WOMEN
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No.76233
and don't take this personally
because IF YOU DO
that's just more overthinking
stop it
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No.76234
I'm not attacking you
IM TEACHING YOU
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No.76235
STOP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING!!!
ITS UNATTRACTIVE
ITS DEPRESSING
BE FUN
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No.76236
nobody wants to hang out with
MR. NEUROTIC OVERANALYSIS
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No.76237
not men
not women
not young
not old
it's not fun
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No.76238
just stop it
stop being uptight
laugh at yourself
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No.76239
NEXT : YOU CANT EAT A PIZZA ONLINE
some things must be done it person
like meeting humans
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No.76240
GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR COMPUTER
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No.76241
GET OFF TINDER
APPS = FAILURE
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No.76242
number one :
when I was 18, I got hired as a stripclub DJ
I had that job for almost 10 years
I used to put white in my hair at my temples, making it appear in a nightclub that I was going gray
you seriously need to relax
AND DONT MENTION YOUR MOTHER ANYMORE
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No.76243
get the fuck out of whatever you're in
if you live with mommy MOVE OUT
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No.76244
there's no reason to mention mom
uess she's obviously a majority of uour life
so it's time to stop tht
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No.76245
damn.....
the drugs are kicking in
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No.76246
dammit now I can't keep my eyes open
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No.76247
>>76226
youre a good kid
your mother knows that
you've done that
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No.76248
You're a good kid
BUT A SHITTY ADULT
time to show mommy that you're finally a man
by cutting yourself off from her
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No.76249
GROW UP
BE SOMEWHAT DANGEROUS
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No.76250
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No.76251
women like confident men WHO LISTEN
not talk
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No.76252
but obviouslyFEARis not working
so stop it
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No.76253
best advice :
IMAGINE YOU JUST GOT A CALL
TOLD THAT YOUR MOTHER HAD DIED
fast forward 10 years... now imagine
you've lost EVERYTHING
that's the primal you
there's the tiger
use that aura
tiger
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No.76254
stop being a sheltered
stop being insecure
stop thinking
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No.76255
you can get anything you want
BUT NOT BY WAITING
STATE YOUR INTENTION
TELL HER EXACY WHAT YOU INTEND
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No.76256
go get em tiger
YOULL NEVER FIND ANYTHING REAL ON A STUPID APP
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No.76257
YOU MUST BE AT THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME
( and that's never going to be sitting in front of your computer )
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No.76258
may I suggest VOLUNTEERING
AT A NO-KILL ANIMAL SHELTER
girls love animals
women love guys who love animals
if you don't love animals, fuck off
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No.76259
Q: have you ever RAISED A PET?
IF NOT, YOURE SHIT OUTTA LUCK
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No.76260
if You're not an animal person
YOURE A SHITTY HUMAN BEING
AND WOMEN WILL AVOID YOU
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No.76261
if you're not an animal person
YOUD BE A HORRIBLE FATHER
YOUD BE A WORTHLESS BOYFRIEND
and you'll end up sucking dick instead
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No.76262
because women judge men
by how we treat THE WEAK
THE VULNERABLE
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No.76263
women don't want fake macho toughness
nor do they want weak and soft
they want FATHERS.......
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No.76264
but more than anything
ALL HUMANS GRAVITATE TO SELF CONFIDENCE
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No.76265
if you're going to dig a WELL OF DESPAIR
over gray hair
nobody wants you there
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No.76266
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No.76267
WELL, WELL, WELL, SMARTGUY
It looks like you've by this time already wasted 50% of your time on this planetthinking yourself into a lonely tomorrow
I guess you don't feel so smart anymore?
Stop overthinking everything, dumbass
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No.76268
UN-condition yourself
KILL THE IMAGEBOARD GUY INSIDE OF YOU
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No.76269
imageboard culture = fear and self induced failure
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No.76270
REPROGRAM YOURSELF
by disconnecting from this bullshit cyberfagshow imageboard world
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No.76271
become a MAN
by killing the little boy
You're already 17 years too late
do it now
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No.76272
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No.76273
NO MORE ANIME
NO MORE VIDEOGAMES
MAN UP, SOLDIER
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No.76274
Cease and Desist ANY further childish pansy bullshit
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No.76275
if a woman wants a child
she'll find a man to give her one of her own
No woman is out there looking for your mother's little boy
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No.76276
God damn the drugs are REALLY kicking my ass tonight
I'm gonna go fuck my wife now
oh yeah I almost forgot NEVER WATCH ANOTHER SUPERHERO MOVIE !!!
DONOTWATCH ANY MORE SUPERHERO FAGMOVIES
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No.76277
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No.76278
ACT LIKE A CAT
women love cats
cats are stealthy
sexy
sleek
fast
and cats DO NOT NEED YOU
they CHOOSE you
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