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File: 6017a18c1bd733d⋯.jpg (40.36 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1667872405334.jpg)

 No.73534 [Last 50 Posts]

To the reddit spacing faggot who shits up threads about his alleged "wife"

>pics or she isn't real

i know you dont have any tbh. you carry on like a child with an inferiority complex its pathetic fam, tbqhwy though, i havent wewd at any posts that hard in a long time!

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 No.73536

File: 05f6d77bc2d6352⋯.jpg (220.06 KB, 1403x1080, 1403:1080, Picsart_22_11_26_15_50_59_….jpg)

uhhhh....... hmmm....

dammit!!!

It looks like you got me! Damn it! I never even contemplated the possibility somebody might ask for proof

God damn it! You're too smart to be fooled by an amateur like me..

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 No.73537

File: aea53d9f0191053⋯.jpg (204.22 KB, 1403x1080, 1403:1080, Picsart_22_11_26_15_42_04_….jpg)

By the way, I like that phrase..

" pics or it didn't happen "

That's kind of catchy. You should consider using that more often. I think that has the potential to become very popular

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 No.73538

File: 686a6eec19785fd⋯.jpg (212.54 KB, 1445x1080, 289:216, Picsart_22_11_26_15_29_42_….jpg)

Wow! You're not going to believe this! I just found a photograph of me being kissed by a woman

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 No.73539

File: 35bd3fbeb44052d⋯.jpg (124.34 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, wendy_neptune_201712102244….jpg)

THIS woman.........

Come to think of it, I recognize her

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 No.73540

File: 5b7700b885ef3c4⋯.jpg (201.78 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, US_.jpg)

I recognize her because that's my wife of 10 years....

Wendy

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 No.73541

File: 7ff896e411bafb0⋯.jpg (180.18 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1661951256472.jpg)

Not to be confused with my Swedish wife, to whom I was married for 16 years....

as in : ACTUALLY SWEDISH

Based on the spelling of her last name, it was actually impossible to say, because the consonants didn't make any sense

Those silly swedes

nope..... Wendy's not Swedish

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 No.73542

File: 6d0f3ec7cfae19e⋯.jpg (22.16 KB, 427x468, 427:468, ANJI_LICKS_SMALL.JPG)

here's the Swedish one on the left

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 No.73543

File: e04cb1d2241abf0⋯.jpg (104.5 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, 22338858_121563788598266_2….jpg)

here's Wendy....

she was a lipstick lesbian for 11 years until she met me...

100% true

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 No.73544

File: bac8124013c7ab4⋯.jpg (285.45 KB, 1440x720, 2:1, Screenshot_2022_07_29_12_2….jpg)

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 No.73545

File: 972d9162456c155⋯.jpg (319.37 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20180511_172930.jpg)

File: bc97e1f0919bcac⋯.jpg (49.55 KB, 810x1080, 3:4, PicsArt_12_27_07_48_54_152….jpg)

File: 5bdca35f74feb47⋯.png (903.7 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Screenshot_2016_08_07_21_3….png)

File: ed33584e62a57e5⋯.jpg (119.42 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, mistletoe_belt_buckle.jpg)

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 No.73546

File: 69873fd0a0b749c⋯.png (616.25 KB, 1158x665, 1158:665, PicsArt_12_12_12_19_07.png)

now its YOUR TURN, little man

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 No.73547

File: 40b46ca5231765c⋯.jpg (2.1 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, so_can_you_dude.jpg)

File: 227223d1980cbf9⋯.jpg (15.78 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 08_09_07_0238.jpg)

File: afa4d7296c20e91⋯.jpg (371.25 KB, 1944x2592, 3:4, IMG_20171117_112711.jpg)

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 No.73548

File: a4fbf366c59470c⋯.jpg (60.66 KB, 452x640, 113:160, ASHLEY_NEPTUNE_20181021144….jpg)

File: ae934c5499ade4e⋯.jpg (360.52 KB, 1695x2048, 1695:2048, IMG_20180925_231037.jpg)

File: d3aaaa572bc0de9⋯.png (363.08 KB, 592x448, 37:28, 1515297160050.png)

File: 18ed0437bb5274c⋯.png (576.48 KB, 714x710, 357:355, PicsArt_11_29_12_201808211….png)

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 No.73549

File: e5b36c499ed12b4⋯.jpg (550.09 KB, 1534x2048, 767:1024, Picsart_22_10_27_10_23_22_….jpg)

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 No.73550

File: d345a5081c6cc57⋯.png (2.18 MB, 991x1775, 991:1775, Picsart_22_10_13_13_49_18_….png)

File: ecb02eae3d584ff⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1387x1960, 1387:1960, Picsart_22_10_14_01_19_23_….png)

File: c776d027b90136c⋯.jpg (79.01 KB, 640x388, 160:97, Picsart_22_10_15_16_05_05_….jpg)

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 No.73551

File: 84c71f71f934d79⋯.jpg (356.66 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1661951033575.jpg)

File: cd2ef2762ab4679⋯.jpg (269.57 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1661951222557.jpg)

File: 94e87413281d0de⋯.jpg (388.54 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1661951377805.jpg)

File: b6de0761a282d66⋯.jpg (302.95 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1661951118409.jpg)

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 No.73552

File: b86621f77112f00⋯.jpg (370.61 KB, 2560x1280, 2:1, Picsart_22_09_15_17_08_56_….jpg)

File: 32902e784182b24⋯.jpg (305.35 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1661951080258.jpg)

File: 47d1dc33b7176d5⋯.jpg (210.29 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1661951153458.jpg)

File: 8764cd69d28d680⋯.jpg (127.94 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 1661893013291.jpg)

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 No.73553

File: 6c72b3f4cfbc07a⋯.jpg (257.9 KB, 720x1440, 1:2, Screenshot_2022_08_06_01_4….jpg)

here's Wendy's cat....

he's named SEXY....

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 No.73554

okay......

time to show me pics of your mother

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 No.73555

File: 3a8c97c1431e989⋯.jpg (264.94 KB, 720x1440, 1:2, Screenshot_2022_07_29_12_2….jpg)

I SAID SHOW ME YOUR MOTHER, BITCHBOY

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 No.73556

File: 35261bac630906e⋯.png (1.69 MB, 2160x1080, 2:1, Screenshot_2019_07_16_03_1….png)

me and Sarah......

long story.....

my wife brings other women to bed with us

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 No.73557

File: ee8445ee4062a11⋯.jpg (106.46 KB, 960x660, 16:11, PicsArt_07_08_10_19_38.jpg)

what did mommy make for

Thanksgiving, little guy?

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 No.73558

File: a323b8266cb41c7⋯.png (696.21 KB, 903x1204, 3:4, 1657193379589.png)

what videogame are you playing this weekend?

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 No.73559

File: 16993ebc3f6e3d1⋯.jpg (716.54 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_20220625_145743.jpg)

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 No.73560

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recently, I was recording my fingers snapping, hands clapping, and tapping on the table with a ballpoint pen...

to make drums out of it...

and sequence a song on my phone...

(I was going to make a remix of I AM EVERYDAY PEOPLE by Sly & the family stone)

but Wendy was talking, and my phone captured her saying "wow! that would be the perfect solution"

(I have no idea wtf she was talking about)

so I used her words in my song....

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 No.73561

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Wendy's like a rainbow

she comes in colors

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 No.73562

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 No.73563

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 No.73564

WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHICH VIDEOGAME YOURE DATING, LITTLE GUY?

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 No.73565

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hint: my wife has fucked WAY MORE hot chicks than you ever will

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 No.73566

File: b15f17c0d20f471⋯.gif (857.87 KB, 300x400, 3:4, 13_1_3.gif)

my pitbull, Zeus... .

actually listening to ZZ TOP on headphones....

(I am very careful not to turn it up too loud for him)

Zeus LOVES ZZ TOP

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 No.73567

I realize it says DUBSTEP

but it was ZZ TOP

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 No.73568

File: 1977552ea080a44⋯.jpg (40.64 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 14_1.jpg)

Kaitlyn was a 19 year old I was fucking after I got out of prison....

she was AMAZING.....

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 No.73569

File: e35280af2970dd9⋯.jpg (522.74 KB, 1014x819, 26:21, 14_5.jpg)

File: c8957fb3cb7910b⋯.jpg (427.65 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 14_1.jpg)

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 No.73570

File: 34656490b205259⋯.jpg (1.92 MB, 3111x2132, 3111:2132, 13_1.jpg)

and this is one of my clients girlfriends from years ago....

I fucked her for 3 days....

nonstop........

3 days......

drugs.....

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 No.73571

File: b4733a276fe64bb⋯.jpg (125.49 KB, 549x390, 183:130, 13_1_1.jpg)

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 No.73572

File: 0d77ca595e60834⋯.jpg (231.58 KB, 600x450, 4:3, ANJI_DRUNK.jpg)

File: 1d2dc3d99af1723⋯.jpg (158.22 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, ANJINEPTUNE_1.jpg)

File: 27d0e0c482e3732⋯.jpg (284.38 KB, 600x450, 4:3, jndrivestowork.jpg)

File: 87422b60e7a47af⋯.jpg (18.99 KB, 400x300, 4:3, ANJI_IN_FIREMANS_OUTFIT.jpg)

here's the Swede....

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 No.73573

File: 5f47df23fe57dc7⋯.jpg (33.02 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 045362dd_7069_472d_a27c_30….jpg)

Kaitlyn was perfect...

everything about her was like a dream

her age, her personality, her daddy issues, her antisocial tendencies, her physique.... her butthole...

yep.... her butthole....

I taught her... and she LOVED it....

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 No.73574

File: f5bb65616c1be9d⋯.jpg (93.62 KB, 549x390, 183:130, f050443d_a2d9_4175_819d_f1….jpg)

this will sound odd, but...

the only creepy thing about Kaitlyn wasshe started asking me to marry her almost immediately

and ask me again... and mention it in passing, then write 'Kaitlyn Neptune' over and over and over in my notebooks.

19, and jot as fuck.... loyal as hell....

devoted..... sincere....

but too quick... MARRY?...

so yeah, I have never gone more than 4 or 5 days tops between girlfriends, and I had just been released from prison, and Kaitlyn was the first chick to approach me.... I was 30 years older than her...

and I was NOT ready to do the marriage thing

so I ended up convincing her to start fucking other girls at a badass Underground Rave Club....

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 No.73575

File: 2ae653d3272cd27⋯.jpg (526.47 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, PicsArt_12_29_09_36_36.jpg)

>>73534

by the way

how long have you been following the trendy imageboard WANNABE NEO NAZI trendy trend?

you're a natural, huh?

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 No.73576

File: ea83c255fcef377⋯.jpg (462.67 KB, 1620x1080, 3:2, PicsArt_11_29_12_23_28.jpg)

you like cats?......

me, too....

who doesn't, right?

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 No.73577

File: 6a4a4063187a554⋯.jpg (322.45 KB, 1395x1080, 31:24, PicsArt_11_29_12_08_04.jpg)

cats are mesmerizing......

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 No.73578

File: 160ea1561f376f8⋯.jpg (363.34 KB, 1693x1080, 1693:1080, PicsArt_12_11_06_21_24.jpg)

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 No.73579

File: 6a3d300bb11e402⋯.jpg (139.35 KB, 1024x625, 1024:625, PicsArt_11_28_08_24_23.jpg)

there was a German Chick named KIRSTEN who also loved cats....

and her cat ran away.....

and I'm the man

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 No.73580

File: 388bef1b61f7fcf⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_26_17_13_34_….png)

...I'm the man who HAD AN IDEA!!

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 No.73581

File: e25c0d623cdc917⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_26_17_25_38_….png)

it's my world famous technique of finding cats who might not be accustomed to the street life, mainly indoor cats who went outside, may be a bit timid, and kinda gets lost on the other side of the neighborhood

I had Kirsten record her voice calling the cat in her special 'cat voice'...

and I drove around the neighborhood, slowly, playing the recording real loud on the stereo...

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 No.73582

File: bf0fe70d8f043b0⋯.jpg (447.54 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, Picsart_22_11_26_17_01_08_….jpg)

Kirsten is an EXTREEEEEMELY talented artist from Frankfurt Germany...

Schroeder heard the recording, and came running out from under a house about a mile away

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 No.73583

File: 2faebddff7d833f⋯.jpg (93.37 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Picsart_22_11_26_16_58_56_….jpg)

Kirsten is one of THE best artists I've ever seen

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 No.73584

File: 550b146c2c12493⋯.jpg (86.47 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Picsart_22_11_26_16_59_38_….jpg)

yep...... I found her cat Schroeder within 30 minutes

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 No.73585

File: 7d7b11e26f00024⋯.jpg (91.09 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Picsart_22_11_26_17_00_28_….jpg)

I broke up with Kaitlyn, and started exclusively fucking the German chick

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 No.73586

File: 7fd3f12e9b684b0⋯.jpg (189.27 KB, 720x1440, 1:2, Picsart_22_11_12_03_11_51_….jpg)

cats are magic

real magic

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 No.73587

File: 3babf6c3b986363⋯.jpg (343.62 KB, 1080x1620, 2:3, Picsart_22_09_23_13_39_20_….jpg)

so is Elvis

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 No.73588

File: 34fc0e5781cdf57⋯.jpg (68.09 KB, 610x747, 610:747, Picsart_22_11_26_17_47_30_….jpg)

File: 74368cef3619e2f⋯.jpg (64.12 KB, 722x736, 361:368, Picsart_22_11_26_17_46_39_….jpg)

yeah, this was at a Rave Club in Atlanta

my Swedish wife and I were approached by a random blonde chick who was rolling on ecstacy

she wanted to fuck my wife

so Anji fucked her right in front of all the ravers

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 No.73589

File: d592cfa4c289bd8⋯.jpg (31.43 KB, 364x500, 91:125, Picsart_22_11_26_17_44_37_….jpg)

File: c7fdc4caa5fa1f4⋯.jpg (277.83 KB, 831x1142, 831:1142, Picsart_22_11_26_17_50_03_….jpg)

File: 713dc3dd31bc803⋯.jpg (187.6 KB, 800x800, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_26_17_44_08_….jpg)

File: b3cee66b8499cf3⋯.jpg (42.09 KB, 457x400, 457:400, Picsart_22_11_26_17_41_17_….jpg)

I did ZZ TOPs Logos and album covers and press conferences and tour stage designs and picked out the women for their videos and did production design on their videos

that was back before I was your age

now I'm retired

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 No.73590

File: 3e89e880cd30fcd⋯.png (945.83 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Picsart_22_11_26_18_02_00_….png)

i realize ZZ TOP wasnt part of your generations collective psyche. ..

you guys like SCREAMO

and pretending that you like Japanese culture

weirdos

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 No.73592

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

by the way......

you want to get the girl?

PLAY THIS FOR HER

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 No.73593

File: 3b34761cd85d70c⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1080x2177, 1080:2177, Screenshot_20221126_184352….png)

when I was a kid, I was shy as fuck

I tried to fit in

to no avail

I wasn't like the other humans

they knew it

and I knew it

then, when I was 12 years old I got paid $3,600 to illustrate a magazine cover....

and it hit me :

FUCK NO, IM NOT LIKE THEM !!

I'd rather die than be mediocre

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 No.73594

File: 67170b5f040f667⋯.jpg (213.02 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_26_20_49_05_….jpg)

I realized my destiny was to clear my own path....

I realized I was going to succeed bybeing as weird as I wanted to be

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 No.73595

File: b446122f33cc071⋯.jpg (228.78 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_26_21_17_51_….jpg)

I decided at age 12 that FUCK YOU.....

F U C K Y O U

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 No.73596

File: ad2559bb8b999c9⋯.png (1.69 MB, 1280x1277, 1280:1277, Picsart_22_11_26_20_45_15_….png)

believe it or not, when I was only FIFTEEN, I was hired as a doorman at one of Atlantas most legendary nightclubs....

yep....... fifteen

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 No.73597

File: 43efca68cedaf2b⋯.jpg (877.97 KB, 2080x3142, 1040:1571, Picsart_22_11_26_22_20_49_….jpg)

I have ALWAYS looked older than I was, and when I was 14, I had become a regular at the Buckhead Nightclub...

so the owner had no idea how old or young i was when he asked me if I wanted to work there ..

"why not?... I might as well be drinking for free"

I was carding and turning away people who were older than me....

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 No.73598

File: 53edf659f4a01a6⋯.png (1.54 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_26_21_49_30_….png)

a couple days after I turned 16, I met JOY....

Joy was a drop-dead gorgeous brilliant 36 year old registered nurse at Piedmont Hospital....

she was walking out of the bar, about to go home, when she saw me working the door...

she grabbed my arm, dragged me to her car, took me home and sexually assaulted me for hours...

Joy and I lived as Husband and Wife for 4 years....

good times

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 No.73599

>>73534

the fuck are you talking about, just kidding. happy holidays.

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 No.73603

File: 8c9cced5ee5ecaa⋯.jpg (363.7 KB, 1620x1080, 3:2, Picsart_22_11_27_01_17_33_….jpg)

then, when I was 18 years old, I was offered a job as STRIPCLUB DJ

a job I was particularly skilled at

I deejayed at Atlantas best Strip Clubs for 10 years....

ten years....

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 No.73604

File: 20cd31140d1dcc9⋯.png (1.7 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_27_02_35_47_….png)

this was back in the good old days, before the gentrification.... the money was amazing...

I had a $1,600 MINIMUM PER NIGHT

GUARANTEED

if for some reason, it was a slow night and I only made $1,200 in tips, the bar would pay me the other $400

Meaning I never left with anything less than $1,600 cash.... tax free

and that was on a SLOW night !!

normally, I'd make much more than the $1,600 minimum...

and I was 18.... living I'm a monogamous relationship to Joy...

so for 2 years, I was juggling strippers all night but not cheating on umy girlfriend

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 No.73605

but when I was 20, Joy and I broke up

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 No.73606

File: b54da32afd149ae⋯.png (1.62 MB, 1536x1536, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_27_02_27_09_….png)

>>73534

all of the stripclub customers would ask me :

"WHOS FUCKING ALL THESE STRIPPERS?"

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 No.73607

File: 2dc6cd5ac4b4bc9⋯.png (952.39 KB, 1536x1536, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_27_02_59_35_….png)

>>73534

you guessed it, Big Guy

they ALL fuck the DJ

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 No.73608

File: 669125fae165591⋯.png (1.55 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_27_03_28_51_….png)

>>73534

are you good at math?

think about this.... .

do you have any idea how much pussy you can get in One Day ?...

A LOT.....

imagine an entire week....

bouncing from stripper to stripper

often times more than one at a time

now..... imagine 3,650 nights

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 No.73609

File: afd47ad9258f7c2⋯.png (1.31 MB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_11_27_03_09_44_….png)

>>73534

you seem like a smart guy....

do you like guessing games?

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 No.73610

File: f3c8cb6188592e3⋯.png (66.07 KB, 348x161, 348:161, 700_11_27_2022.png)

>>73534

well.....

there were well over 700 whose names I asked beforehand....

most likely 730ish.... maybe 740

but then there were honestly several dozen whose name was never even mentioned...

it was the 80s.....

you wouldn't understand

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 No.73611

File: fe1696a47f02f85⋯.jpg (60.39 KB, 480x640, 3:4, Picsart_22_11_26_22_35_36_….jpg)

File: 36dfa24a7367506⋯.png (903.71 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, Picsart_22_11_26_22_36_11_….png)

SO..... "PICS OR SHE ISN'T REAL", HUH?

how's your little thread working out?

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 No.73612

File: c7a45b6846f5cfe⋯.jpg (305.09 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, Picsart_22_11_27_04_03_41_….jpg)

yeah, trust me little guy......

Wendy is real

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 No.73613

File: 86ce8843a2c60df⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Picsart_22_11_27_03_52_22_….png)

and I've got LOTS of pics

and videos

like when Wendy and I fucked this blonde college girl we met while getting coffee at McDonald's...

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 No.73614

File: 8cda525285f56c6⋯.jpg (237.12 KB, 2048x1228, 512:307, Picsart_22_11_27_04_10_09_….jpg)

tons of pics....

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 No.73615

File: fd9f5891cb21c3e⋯.jpg (55.46 KB, 480x640, 3:4, Picsart_22_11_27_04_10_42_….jpg)

pics of my current wife.....

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 No.73616

File: de6db7dea34d380⋯.jpg (41.02 KB, 375x471, 125:157, Picsart_22_11_27_04_09_04_….jpg)

pics of me and Aaron Paul

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 No.73618

File: ba46f13b1808aad⋯.jpg (76.68 KB, 550x687, 550:687, Picsart_22_11_27_03_52_00_….jpg)

pics of me at 16 years old, looking 30ish

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 No.73619

File: 2301891358787d3⋯.jpg (424.85 KB, 1227x1635, 409:545, Picsart_22_11_27_03_50_27_….jpg)

pics of the current, older me....

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 No.73620

File: 5435666106ceabf⋯.jpg (141.23 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Picsart_22_11_27_03_51_32_….jpg)

pics of me fucking Wendy in the asshole...

lots and lots of anal videos...

we do homemade porn and upload it online

Wendy LOVES anal

all women do

but she gives THE MOST AMAZING DEEPTHROAT, too...

you can find videos of me raping her throat on all the major porn sites

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 No.73621

so, big shot fuckface....

you wanted verification pics.....

my entire life has revolved around

MY NEED FOR YOUR APPROVAL

and today is no different

I hope I did not disappoint

if YOU did not think I was married, I could never find happiness again

NOW.... TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA, SIR

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 No.73638

File: 87c6684b220312c⋯.png (101.13 KB, 500x378, 250:189, demonic_screeching.png)

>>73619

>The bot is programmed to pretend to be a balding meth head with AIDS

No wonder he fits in so well.

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 No.73658

File: cd9cc5719e47463⋯.jpg (90.02 KB, 560x700, 4:5, d7579a69abca990d357ce640a9….jpg)

The amount of butthurt ITT is incredible! I knew I recognized your reddit spaced, hotheaded, nonsensical posts. nothings changed since your faggotry on /b2/ It's Johnny Neptune, the methead head, pedophile, niggerfaggot! What's up you sick fuck? Finally get out of prison for raping children again, then found your way to /b/ after you hit the pipe huh? Wew what a loser :D :D :D

t. OP

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 No.73681

>>73638

>>73658

I'm curious exactly how many times you've seen a vagina in real life since the last time that you THINK you saw me someplace else?

I'm guessing it's fair to say the answer is ZERO?

There's a very logical reason why you never get any pussy...

Women have never liked you. Have the girls never liked you in school, and although there was one or two teachers who foolishly saw something worthwhile in you, they were women, and all of them realized they would never be interested in a you when you finally grew up, at least not in a sexual or romantic sense.

Some people simply aren't born to be heterosexual

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 No.73682

>>73638

What's hilarious is your assertion that I fit in here...

That shows how little you understand human beings, or reality in general...

I am the antithesis of your image board chat room culture...

I would kill myself if I ever fit into your little pathetic group of sexually failed sheltered Sissy boys

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 No.73683

>>73658

So in other words, you are so out of touch that you actually thinkLIVING A FULL, REWARDING LIFE, HAVING A CAREER AS A CREATIVE DIRECTOR AT WARNER BROTHERS, AND FUCKING ALMOST 800 WOMEN = "BUTTHURT"???

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 No.73684

>>73658

I agree with you about the amount of "butthurt" in this thread...

YOURS

Because you are an adult male, but the average 11 year old boy is a regular Don Juan compared to you.

You have absolutely no romantic experience with women whatsoever.

Women literally laugh directly in your face, because you simply aren't worth waiting for your back to be turned...

You can feign a Cavalier attitude all you'd like, but everybody realizes the truth about you :

YOU ARE A LONELY, ISOLATED, UNACCOMPLISHED, SEXUALLY INEXPERIENCED, OVERLOOKED, INCONSEQUENTIAL VIDEOGAME-PLAYING CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL

And as you are already so painfully aware, nobody on planet Earth has ever requested your approval on any topic whatsoever.

By the way, when are you going to finally lighten the load for your mother and go find your own goddamn apartment somewhere?

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 No.73686

File: ddda3c880d68c5a⋯.jpg (249.58 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Picsart_22_11_30_15_24_37_….jpg)

>>73658

AGAIN, LONELY VIDEOGAME SISSY:

4 BILLION WOMEN ON EARTH

YET NOT EVEN ONE WILL FUCK YOU

Apparently, you're the only person on this planet who shares your high opinion of yourself..

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 No.73688

File: efef95efec2b470⋯.jpg (221.02 KB, 1281x2270, 1281:2270, Picsart_22_11_30_15_39_30_….jpg)

>>73658

Maybe if you had your own apartment, and you didn't spend your afternoon's masturbating in your mother's living room while she was at work, she would have never discovered your little sex toy?

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 No.73689

File: 428b785fca7ae5f⋯.jpg (202.06 KB, 1080x1390, 108:139, Picsart_22_11_30_15_55_13_….jpg)

okay, so you don't have a lot to work with....

but who cares, right?

at least you've still got your little CHATROOM CULTURE, right?

and NO, chatroom culture has no value whatsoever.... none

in fact, chatroom culture is both a PRODUCT of your sexual inadequacies, and the CAUSE of these same laughable failures...

but since you have two feet in this failure, and absolutely no experience in functionality, you remain blissfully ignorant of how PATHETIC your existence is...

that's why you seem to think your opinions matter

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 No.73692

File: 0fa4fd35b134da6⋯.jpg (113.72 KB, 640x481, 640:481, 5996084140206620114.jpg)

>>73658

THE SETUP :

a powerless, lonely, sexually failed misfit creates a thread that suggests a "redditor" has no wife, and confidently asserts that only photographs could prove the fictitious "wife" exists

THE PUNCHLINE :

after having his ass handed to him by Neptune, a married man who has never gone to reddit, the powerless, lonely, sexually failed misfit finally realizes he has been bitchslapped by Neptune in the past.

I couldn't help but notice that you are avoiding the topic of my wife "existing"

This entire thread was created because you were so confident that I was a "videogame playing chatroom culture sissy", just like you...

you are SO out of touch, that you don't realize there's an entire world outside of your little sexually failed sissy boy chatroom culture "imaginary society"

So it never even crossed your mind that there might be a human being on planet Earth who has seen a vagina in real life before.

you're SO INEXPERIENCED, that you foolishly assumed your embarrassing lack of real life experience or sexual prowess somehow represents "the average adult male"...

So you took your big stupid clumsy foot and inserted it directly into your big stupid inexperienced mouth...

And you painted your stupid little video game playing ass into a corner...

"PICS OR SHE DOESN'T EXIST"

Not only did I provide the requested photographs, but I took the luxury of explaining my sexual conquests didn't suddenly begin when I met my current wife...

nope... that would have been easy to simply address your idiotic assertion that I "don't have a wife"...

That would have taught you a valuable lesson, but a much more valuable lesson could be learned by the fact that I was a doorman at a nightclub when I was only 15 years old, and that's how I met my beautiful 36-year-old registered nurse girlfriend of 4 years, before I started fucking hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of beautiful women and teenage girls, then married a beautiful Swedish woman, and became ZZ Top's art director at Warner Bros records, all of this before I was 25 years old...

Not only did you discover you were sadly mistaken about me not having a wife, but you are also a laughable life failure, who has still never accomplished a goddamn thing in your entire existence..

Unless you consider "continually being wrong about everything in an empty chatroom" a life accomplishment.

I embarrassed the fuck out of you AGAIN...

Just like I did in the past

I made a fucking fool out of you in front of your imaginary friends

I demonstrated how you've got nothing but the same embarrassing downloaded internet memes used by every other failed internet chat room culture video game sissy on planet Earth...

I demonstrated that you have no photographs from your real life to present your arguments and opinions...

I demonstrated that you are incapable of uploading an image of yourself standing in the same room with a female...

I demonstrated that you represent the most embarrassing miniscule subset of humanity: the adult white male who masturbates himself to sleep due to a lack of sexual prowess or self-confidence, and attempts to mask his lack of life accomplishments behind a wall of erroneous accusations of other people's lack of real life experience...

If this had been a fist fight you challenged me to, right now your mother would be standing at your grave, secretly smiling inside, realizing she was no longer obligated to continue wiping your lazy little ass...

I quite literally kicked you in the crotch so hard, that you finally realized there were testicles up inside you after all.. they just simply never descended

So instead of showing a modicum of self-awareness and admitting the obvious ( surprise! I provided the requested photographic evidence of my wife's existence ) you thought by simply not mentioning it, nobody would realize what a fool you are?

And of course you're too scared to mention the fact that I also put you in your place regarding your lack of other life accomplishments..

You don't have the balls required to Simply admit I accomplished more by the time I was 12 years old then you've ever accomplished in your entire shitty life...

So instead, you thought a good distraction technique would be suggesting I'm on drugs?

really??,

but... let's imagine for one minute that your assertion about drugs is correct

Q: wouldn't this suggest that doing drugs is a proven effective technique to get girls?

How could you possibly assert that drugs are a bad thing, when obviously you are also suggesting doing drugs = becoming a married man with a long history of life accomplishments?

Perhaps you should consider finding a good methamphetamine connection?

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 No.73693

File: 5efd76d3d570d4b⋯.png (879.11 KB, 1080x1570, 108:157, Picsart_22_11_30_17_31_18_….png)

>>73534

You made so many mistakes in this thread, I really don't know where to begin...

Perhaps I should start with theonething you actually got right?

you are 100% correct !!!

NOTHING HAS CHANGED

All those years, and you haven't made any progress whatsoever...

Almost 6 years, and you STILL haven't found a girlfriend....

You're still mooching off your mother..

You still masturbate yourself to sleep every night, after hours of pathetic video games

You still have no social skills, and remain laughably incapable of sitting in to any subset of society whatsoever...

At least you got one thing right

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 No.73694

File: 0f35255122b0557⋯.png (696.42 KB, 1570x1080, 157:108, Picsart_22_11_30_17_43_48_….png)

But you sure EMBARRASSED ME with your mastery of basic English grammar, didn't you?

Who cares if the word METH contains an H.... right?

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 No.73695

File: 515d8d0be119bc7⋯.png (528.6 KB, 1570x1080, 157:108, Picsart_22_11_30_17_40_17_….png)

Everybody knows there's only one thing more humiliating than being a METHEAD

and that's being a METHEAD HEAD

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 No.73696

File: e14180b43caf302⋯.png (521.45 KB, 1080x1120, 27:28, Picsart_22_11_30_17_59_43_….png)

you knew it, didn't you?.....

sure you did

so you INTENTIONALLY created this stupid thread, specifically so you could demonstrate your lack of an emotional & sexual companion?

Wasn't that a little bit superfluous at this Pont?

it's not like there was anybody out there who thought girls liked you.

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 No.73703

>>73658

please explain something for me.....

exactly what is "hotheaded" about me correctly pointing out the fact thatyou never get any pussy?

why on earth would I be "angry" about YOUR idiotic inability to figure out how to get a girlfriend?

That doesn't even make any sense

I think it's hilarious!!!....

Your epic life failure is one of the funniest things I've seen in years

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 No.73704

>>73658

I'm guessing you try to convince yourself that women are angry about your sexual failure as well?....

I'm sure you find yourself continually needing reassurance that the rest of the world is fuming over your inability to find a woman willing to climb into bed with you

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 No.73705

>>73658

RE: NONSENSICAL

Of course you're going to suggest anything I say is nonsense...

Especially when I'm talking about my wife giving me deepthroat whenever I ask for it, and that that exact same moment you are guaranteed to be playing a video game or masturbating to an anime cartoon...

What's so nonsensical about the truth?

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 No.73706

>>73658

Your fantasies about other people being angry over your sexual incompetence are simply your way of pretending "something about you actually matters"

You have to fabricate intricate fantasies about other people realizing you exist

If you mattered at all, even vaguely.. you would have a woman sucking your tiny little white trash dick

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 No.73707

>>73658

You requested photographic proof of my wife's existence

I just fucked you in the ass... HARD

How did that feel, little boy?

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 No.73708

>>73658

RE : YOUR EXISTENCE

Curiously enough, I had no idea you existed until you created this ridiculous self-flagulatory thread, literally begging me to make a fool out of you

Just like women worldwide, I had no idea you existed. You have no purpose whatsoever...

You didn't become a lonely little isolated sexually failed immature unsophisticated inexperienced video game Sissy and chat room culture life failure by "mattering"....

BUT NOW THAT I DO REALIZE YOU EXIST :

Now I'm looking back on the past few weeks.. past few months.. past several years...

And I'm thinking about all the pussy I've gotten during that time...

All of the amazing blowjobs and deepthroat and anal sex with my wife

The five different younger women my wife brought into bed with us over the past several years...

I'm thinking about all of the holidays..

every year... the 4th of July... Thanksgiving.. Christmas... All of the New Years Eve celebrations...

kissing my wife... holding her closely, and feeling the warm embrace of another human being who loves me very much...

All of the thousands of little intimate moments, glances into each other's eyes, private inside jokes and soft laughter as all these memories are recalled through my mind...

the sex has been AMAZING....

But it's much more than just physical release

The most important part is the emotional companionship, having someone who literally invested their entire life into mine...

Someone who's got my back no matter what, who will stand up for me and sacrifice for me, the same way I would do for her...

The world can be a very cold lonely painful place, but having a best friend who wakes up next to me every morning makes me feel safe and relaxed and confident...

And it's not just me

Since the beginning of time , normal people have been finding companionship with each other...

Normal men learn how to interact with females at a young age, and when we are in our teens, we have already learned how to attract and keep a female emotional and sexual companion in our lives...

And as this frightening world continues to orbit around the sun, we are all enjoying the ride because we've got our best friend ready to ride for life, right at our side...

and then there's YOU

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 No.73709

>>73658

notYOU, right Stud?....

Unlike everybody else, you have been incapable of learning how to attract a woman.

You can't even find a platonic casual friendship with a female who wants to come over and hang out with you...

You simply don't know how to act to attract a female...

There's something dysfunctional about you, and it goes a lot deeper than your inability to convince a woman to have sex with you...

You are one of those awkward Factory Rejects, simply not good enough...

Christmas is right around the corner, once again

And just like every year, you're going to be enduring the agony of another Christmas alone...

sure, you have your mom around, so there will be other people around you

Your mother watching you spend another Christmas all alone...

The failed little man that women don't like...

Her son, the life failure...

She was hoping for grandchildren one day, but that wish faded a long time ago, when she finally realized you simply don't have what it takes...

because your mother is a woman

And although she sees you as her son, your failure makes it impossible for her to not also see you as A MAN...

Not much of a man

Every woman on earth knows you don't have what it takes, and your mother is no different...

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 No.73710

>>73658

Since I was 16 years old, and I brought my live-in girlfriend Joy over to my parent's house for the holidays, there hasn't been a year when I didn't have a wife or a girlfriend at my side visiting my parents for the holidays...

My mother and father have always LOVED the women in my life (at least the ones they knew about, that I brought with me for Thanksgiving and Christmas)

Year after year after year after year after year, my father has always been very proud of me when it comes to his son's ability to attract highly intelligent sophisticated beautiful women...

And with each Christmas dinner, my mother has fallen in love with my wives and long-term girlfriends... and they would fall in love with my mother because Mom is a genius, and I only date extremely intelligent women...

I'm guessing your father's never really been particularly proud of you but in this department?

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 No.73711

>>73658

We've already discussed how your mother sees You Through The Eyes of a WOMAN, and how just like all women, she doesn't see you as very much of a man...

But that's completely different than a father's Pride, or lack thereof

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 No.73712

>>73658

I wish I could tell you how many times my father has met one of my girlfriends or wives for the first time, and after being introduced and engaging in brief conversation, dad would look over at me and give me a subtle wink of the eye or nod of the head in silent approval of the female in my life...

Because fathers are MEN

and as a man, your father knows a beautiful woman when he sees one.. and my father has always been very proud of his son..

Christmas is coming once again

AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE ALL ALONE FOR CHRISTMAS

Your father gets to see his sons inability to function on the most basic adult level

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 No.73713

File: 9f9b2ecf0b761c8⋯.jpg (261.77 KB, 3840x2160, 16:9, AndroVid_6609.jpg)

>>73658

by the way, finding a mate is not exclusive to humans

It's the most basic functionality of any living thing

It's not like you are an amoeba.. you are a living being, a sentient creature... and as such, like all living things in nature, your most basic primal function is attracting a mate...

It's the most natural Elemental ability, and any creature incapable of accomplishing this basic function is considered a dysfunctional anomaly

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 No.73716

File: f471b85d69d0b81⋯.png (781.65 KB, 898x608, 449:304, Screenshot_20221201_104934….png)

>>73658

In life, we have to learn to walk, one step at a time

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 No.73717

File: 831cdbe42bb0d55⋯.jpg (113.73 KB, 1621x1080, 1621:1080, Picsart_22_12_01_11_39_15_….jpg)

>>73658

And of course, each and every one of us fell down.. it's part of life

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 No.73718

File: 2b66651057bb705⋯.png (682.67 KB, 953x607, 953:607, Screenshot_20221201_111052….png)

>>73658

But we don't let it DEFINE our lives.....

We get back up on our feet again

And we move forward

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 No.73719

File: 19e2721595ebf26⋯.jpg (124.93 KB, 1621x1080, 1621:1080, Picsart_22_12_01_11_34_50_….jpg)

.....but not YOU, huh?

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 No.73720

File: def200bbc36ce91⋯.jpg (105.94 KB, 1359x1080, 151:120, Picsart_22_12_01_12_00_38_….jpg)

>>73658

poor little misunderstood dysfunctional sissyboy.....

right?

Little baby boopsie is afraid of rejection

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 No.73721

File: 0ae748e628c57e6⋯.jpg (52.76 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Picsart_22_12_01_11_31_07_….jpg)

Poor frightened little baby Bootsy and his overwhelming fear of failure...

He simply didn't have What it Took to conquer his fears and get back on his feet so he could continue making progress

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 No.73722

File: 53af54ac3b9c808⋯.png (621.59 KB, 973x684, 973:684, Screenshot_20221201_104853….png)

>>73658

And as the years rolled by, he continued manipulating his mother through his passive aggressive technique of failure and capitalizing on his own fears.

By using this bitchboy technique, he managed to figure out how to avoid all responsibility and shrug off any expectations....

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 No.73723

File: abf2ab252cc332a⋯.jpg (104.08 KB, 1621x1080, 1621:1080, Picsart_22_12_01_11_47_25_….jpg)

>>73658

And because little baby boopsy had no experience out there in the real world, he foolishly assumed he could manipulate the rest of the human race with his proprietary technique of self-pity and endless excuse making

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 No.73724

File: ded3fac35ec50f3⋯.jpg (110.51 KB, 1621x1080, 1621:1080, Picsart_22_12_01_11_40_11_….jpg)

But we are not his mommy

And we don't care about his little problems and excuses

That's his problem, not ours

We don't have time for his shortcomings, because we are all busy moving forward with our lives, having sex with girlfriends, marrying our wives, having children....

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 No.73725

File: dcb9e1356da1bd2⋯.jpg (125.95 KB, 1621x1080, 1621:1080, Picsart_22_12_01_11_49_35_….jpg)

>>73658

its very obvious why you don't have a woman in your life...

You are overwhelmed by your fear of rejection...

You are so certain that you will fail, that you refuse to even TRY....

you FAIL due to your FEAR OF FAILURE

You very well may be one of the most pathetic sniveling little cowards I've ever seen in my life

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 No.73726

File: 9857d4632559128⋯.jpg (260.35 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_12_01_13_11_49_….jpg)

>>73658

LOL @ YOU NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND ON CHRISTMAS

HAHAHAHA!!!

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 No.73727

File: ec0d222bf02fcf4⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1078x609, 154:87, Screenshot_20221201_131430….png)

Happy holidays, little boy!

What video games is your mommy going to buy for you this year?

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 No.73728

File: 897b90a0c7a77c7⋯.png (737.54 KB, 1379x1080, 1379:1080, Picsart_22_12_01_13_30_22_….png)

>>73658

by the way................

My wife just made an interesting point :

She says the way you try to pretend as if "married men are the angry nonsensical losers" indicates that you think you are fooling the world.

My wife says obviously you are unaware people can see right through you...

especially women

She says you don't realize women already know much more than you might think

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 No.73729

File: 85dd24d5ad1e4fa⋯.png (1.23 MB, 1379x1080, 1379:1080, Picsart_22_12_01_13_33_26_….png)

>>73658

My wife saysALL women know the REAL reason why men are afraid of rejection.

It's because you think your penis is too small, that women will secretly laugh behind your back because they've seen bigger penises on squirrels

and she says your fear is well founded, because if you're aware of the problem, obviously you've got a tiny little dick

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 No.73730

File: 99f49d2417296a2⋯.png (1.14 MB, 978x1359, 326:453, Screenshot_20221201_134621….png)

>>73658

..... but at least you've got your little video games, isn't that right ?....

Little baby boopsy might not be able to satisfy a woman, but at least he still has the video games

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 No.73731

You are not a little boy anymore.. life is not a sissy boy video game.. pretending to be an experienced condescending adult in empty chat rooms is not the main function of an adult male...

You've never had any pussy in your life

At this point, you are unlikely to ever procreate. You don't even know how to introduce yourself to a woman without looking like a pathetic little child

You are the complete opposite of a man

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 No.73732

File: 99c59df90d20fd5⋯.png (280.08 KB, 968x581, 968:581, Screenshot_20221201_135123….png)

>>73658

So you're never going to be much of a man..

Big deal, right?

So why don't you go ahead and embrace the fact that you are more of a woman than a man?

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 No.73737

You are soft in the middle, and soft at both ends.. you are pliable and weak

Malleable, like a piece of soft candy..

You are my little circus peanut

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 No.73738

File: 1fc73be9987b3f0⋯.png (639.99 KB, 866x939, 866:939, Screenshot_20221201_162130….png)

Your entire generation is effeminate

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 No.73739

File: ef6b28f516e1cc7⋯.png (495.43 KB, 966x627, 322:209, Screenshot_20221201_162313….png)

Something happened along the way.. something unexplained and genetic in nature..

Something that caused all of you to be born less masculine than the generation before you.. you have lower sperm counts, smaller penises, and you're all sedentary little children who play video games instead of athletic adults who empty their testicles into women

Your entire generation seems to have a creepy lack of sexual attraction towards females...

You even went so far as to fabricate an entire movement called MGTOW, desperately trying to make it seem "normal" and "masculine" to NOT be attracted to girls...

Well it's not normal, and it's not masculine.. it's not a believable angle, so don't even waste your time..

You're "going your own way", all right...

and "your way" is a one way street into eventual open homosexuality, because as a human being, you are eventually going to require sex in your life, and since you have no experience with women whatsoever, you'll end up with another man...

Obviously, the reason you don't have a girlfriend is because you're more interested in the company of other males, even if it's in a chatroom like this one online...

Obviously all of your energy is put into conversations with other men

(other similarly failed social and sexual outcasts like yourself)

You don't have any experience with women, and it's highly unlikely you're going to start anytime soon

nope.... it won't be a woman you have sex with when you eventually reach the point of sexual desperation where your true nature comes out...

After all these years sharing your companionship with other men online, there's basically a 0% chance you're going to achieve companionship from a female...

When you finally have sex, it's going to be in your asshole, and not the other way around

you are my soft effeminate little circus peanut !!!!

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 No.73740

File: 02f6155aa58753e⋯.png (349.72 KB, 1120x1080, 28:27, Picsart_22_12_01_16_59_33_….png)

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 No.73741

You're my little bitch

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 No.73757

>>73534

I see you've met Johnny. how did you enjoy sucking his dick?

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 No.73775

>>73534

ANOTHER ENTIRE LONELY EMPTY WEEKEND WITH NO PUSSY, HUH?

AWWWWWW

poor little baby boopsie!!!

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 No.73777

>>73534

EVERY painful weekend... ALONE

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 No.73778

>>73534

every fucking friday....

everybody else is getting their dicks sucked......

and tomorrow morning, me and all the other men will be waking up next to the women who found us worthy..

but not you, right Boopsie Boy?

and just like EVERY Saturday night, tomorrow evening, I'll be emptying my nuts into my wife's butthole....

and YOU'LL be playing videogames

you Rascal, you

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 No.73779

File: 589924f32507887⋯.jpg (301.74 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Picsart_22_12_02_20_59_48_….jpg)

File: 0ea3a3d1c2f214d⋯.jpg (216.4 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Picsart_22_12_02_20_58_29_….jpg)

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 No.73780

File: afb5d0bcb4faf0a⋯.jpg (258.48 KB, 1080x1800, 3:5, Picsart_22_12_02_21_02_08_….jpg)

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 No.73781

File: 06c5727790176dc⋯.jpg (263.22 KB, 1080x1800, 3:5, Picsart_22_12_02_21_03_34_….jpg)

>>73534

im sitting here next to my wife, and we're each goofing off on our phones, listening to music....

we ate a good dinner....

delicious!!

cats are up on the sofa with us...

life is good

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 No.73782

File: b4041b43383fbf6⋯.jpg (283.6 KB, 1080x1800, 3:5, Picsart_22_12_02_21_06_54_….jpg)

and later, I'm gonna roll a joint

and we are gonna take off our clothes

and we will do what adults do

ON FRIDAY NIGHTS

so........

tell me, bitch.......

which videogame?

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 No.73783

File: 5a8f22087ad19df⋯.jpg (209.89 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_12_02_22_07_08_….jpg)

>>73534

A G A I N , F A G G O L A :

WHAT VIDEOGAME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN PUSSY?

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 No.73784

File: c29887268dd93fa⋯.jpg (271.24 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_12_02_22_09_33_….jpg)

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 No.73785

File: 7676bcc9a4c86c9⋯.jpg (235.71 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_12_02_22_11_03_….jpg)

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 No.73786

File: 1c2b9992e4792af⋯.jpg (250.06 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_12_02_22_17_48_….jpg)

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 No.73787

File: ae1c08a7a8a1af6⋯.jpg (248.15 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_12_02_22_35_59_….jpg)

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 No.73788

File: bb6db8ab46db519⋯.jpg (217.52 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_12_02_22_37_35_….jpg)

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 No.73789

File: 07a914e13a9e4a4⋯.jpg (182.47 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_12_02_22_40_31_….jpg)

HINT: although you think you're managing to stay silent, trust me,your mother can tell when you're jacking off

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 No.73790

File: f3524c841e4624e⋯.jpg (275.66 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_22_12_02_22_47_30_….jpg)

douchebucket

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 No.73791

if somebody wants to water-ski badly enough.... they WILL find a way to water-ski

if somebody REALLY wants to eat honeydew melon, they WILL 9find some honeydew melon and they'll eat it...

AND

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN

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 No.73792

>>73534

if you wanted pussy.....

you would have already figured out how to get it

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 No.73804

>>73534

it's Saturday morning....

and you still don't have a girl

how'd the videogames &

masturbation work out ?

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 No.73851

>>73682

>I would kill myself if I ever fit into your little pathetic group of sexually failed sheltered Sissy boys

You should kill yourself then because the only thing that sets you apart from any other user here is the number of assmad posts you make every day. Maybe if you get off of your computer for a little while your wife will let you watch her have sex with her boyfriend. Or have you been relegated to the cuck shed for the weekend?

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 No.74239

the state of /b/

>R: 148 / I: 141 / P: 2

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 No.74854

How did anons going back and forth about having a wife and progressing screenshots somehow wound up ending in anons finding nsfw content? Seriously every thread I visit can spiral into porn unexpectedly. Maybe I’d start a conversation about World Cup guesses then sometime down the line, someone would have porn of a couple of people they see among the audience. https://aposta10.com/dicas-palpites-prognostico-campeonatos/futebol/copa-do-mundo-2022

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 No.74855

I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s actually what happens. The internet is a weird place and no other site could possibly be weirder than 4chan and 8kun where everybody can go unfiltered.

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 No.74856

I see no point in socialising. Why do you find the need to engage me in a small talk just because we’re neighbours and happen to see each other within 5 foot proximity? Why does a coworker need to wave at me when we meet in public and expect me to respond? Why am I expected to interact when all I want to do is go to my room, go out to get something I need, and come back and enjoy isolation?

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