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File: a42cb56467f3a52⋯.jpg (44.2 KB, 500x649, 500:649, Hi_name_is_flarn_and_I_hat….jpg)

 No.7125

Read this and cry humanoid. Cry and seethe. Answer me this humanoid: when did humans hit rock bottom? How do you cope with the fact that your days are numbered? Your woman have all left you for technology. Your jobs are constantly being overtaken by more capable and intelligent mechanicals. And every month there's at least one human nonbreeder shooting. Your entire race is backed up against a corner like the humanoid marsupials you are. Humanoid planetism is a complete JOKE and under constant scrutiny. You have NO PRIDE. You have NO CULTURE. Soon you will be completely replaced in all aspects that is considered existing. Stop delaying the inevitable and sentient up already. Press the front end of one of those slugthowers you love so much against your brain bone, and activate the device humanoid.

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 No.7127

File: dd9d59682a8568a⋯.jpg (70.84 KB, 832x1400, 104:175, muh_dik_dik.jpg)

What the Fuck did you just say to me little human? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Orbital Insertion and Demolitions and have over 300 confirmed terminations. So hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Pic related, Its me and my homeworld. I just teleported from there. Shits pretty cached.

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 No.7131

File: c32062860ad4378⋯.jpg (162.56 KB, 946x726, 43:33, I_forgot_I_had_to_walk_my_….jpg)

*tip toes out of room*

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 No.7132

File: 0c5114cb8ef772a⋯.jpg (41.45 KB, 500x500, 1:1, gigergina.jpg)

>>7125

I want to fuck you

>>7127

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 No.7135

File: 2bee42008fc1850⋯.jpg (44.44 KB, 600x264, 25:11, prepare_your_anus.jpg)

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 No.7137

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 No.7156

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 No.7302

File: e6b60f8a9b6af74⋯.png (4.42 KB, 155x200, 31:40, golgi_bodies.png)

>>7125

fuck you

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 No.7338

>>7302

typical carbonoid response. Wow, that big brain is the reason you're still on your first planet 15,000 years after making your first city. My species, we did it 500 years. Yep. 500 years and then we were in space. You don't even have a permanent moon base. Your space station looks like a trailer park had an incident with a sink hole.

Do you even do any science that isn't 'jack off to naked drawn island people?'

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 No.7339

File: 5f7f9e23a99d20b⋯.jpg (51.67 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, greydarprofilepicmay.jpg)

>>7302

Yeah, so what, you captured one of us.

Do you know how many of you I have put my first digit all the way into their anus? no real scientific purpose but it warms me up a little and makes you humanoid become much more docile. Cut up our stragglers, we'll keep first digit fucking your entire southwest.

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 No.7340

File: f5a3131cf3c3943⋯.jpg (41.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, meatworkwithhumistuiton.jpg)

>>7156

You think I'm going to risk this invasion force over a virus? Nice try

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 No.7359

Now we know where the merchants come from

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 No.7400

Can you send some feet pics. Alien toes give me the hardest boner

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