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 No.59430[Last 50 Posts]

I predict Kamala will suddenly go to the border but I'm not certain. probably some action after the trump visit. What are your bets (besides the methbot)

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 No.59431

>>59430

I heard they're building the new sections of border wall out of VIALS....

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 No.59432

>>59430

lol as if there's anyone who ever comes in this empty board other than you....

and the occasional visit by VIALBOT

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 No.59433

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उपचार प्रक्रिया शुरू होने दें

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 No.59435

you should consider bottling your repugnant biofilm in a series of vials, and selling it to perfectly healthy people.

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 No.59436

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there are a LOT of healthy people who desire incurable infections

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 No.59437

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 No.59438

File: 6d8b2f48ff97830⋯.jpg (218.66 KB, 1400x1103, 1400:1103, 100_percent_methed.jpg)

Meth gives people a hair trigger

Hair Trigger: 1. easily activated or set off; put into operation by the slightest impulse.

>>59431

>>59432

>>59433

>>59435

>>59436

>>59437

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 No.59439

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 No.59440

Methamphetamine, or meth, is a powerful and addictive stimulant drug.

As of 2015, around 6 percent of the American population (aged 12 and older) had tried it at least once, the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) reports. Found as a white powder or in glass-like form called crystal meth, meth is generally smoked, injected, swallowed, or snorted.

As a stimulant, meth increases activity in certain areas of the brain, and functions of the central nervous system are heightened as a result. For example, heart rate, body temperature, respiration, and blood pressure all rise under the influence of meth. Energy, attention, focus, pleasure, and excitement are enhanced as well, as chemical messengers in the brain, such as dopamine, are increased by the interaction of meth. Elevated levels of dopamine cause the intense “high” that is associated with meth, and the desire to recreate this feeling makes the drug extremely addictive.

When someone is taking meth, they are alert and energized, and can stay awake for long periods of time. When meth wears off, however, a significant “crash” generally occurs, leaving individuals feeling fatigued, lethargic, hungry, depressed, and anxious. As a result, meth is commonly taken in a binge pattern, often called a “run,” where small amounts of meth are taken every few hours for a couple days to prolong the high. This pattern of abuse can more quickly lead to drug dependence and addiction.

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 No.59441

>>59438

RE : hair trigger

sure it does, Videogame Genius....

sure it does

How many vials of video games have you played since last night?

Because you've been awake for hours and hours and hours.. you never slept last night...

So I'm imagining you must have done several vials of video games

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 No.59442

>>59441

SAMSHA National Helpline

1-800-662-4357

US Substance Abuse and Mental Health Administration

https://findtreatment.gov/

findtreatment.gov

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 No.59443

>>59440

Really?.. that's interesting information

Sounds like you could use some....

Maybe you could lose some weight...

And make some friends...

he'll, you might even find a girl

but BATHE first....

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 No.59444

>>59442

I'm going to give you the phone nber to a meth dealer....

He sells it in VIALS

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 No.59445

see, nobody likes STICKY PEOPLE.....

people who's greasy ratty hair STICKS to their skin

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 No.59446

that's why BATHING IS FUNDEMENTAL

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 No.59447

HOW TO BECOME UN-STICKY :

BATHE

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 No.59448

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 No.59449

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 No.59450

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 No.59451

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It's not as hard as you may think to wash an El Camino...

It all begins by STANDING UP

and finding some SOAP & WATER

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 No.59452

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 No.59453

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 No.59454

I realize the "bathing instructions" are complicated

so you don't have to worry about lighting candles

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 No.59455

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Here is an alternative to bathing....

This one might interest you because it's not technically "bathing"

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 No.59456

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It's much more realistic to assume you're not going to risk it by taking a bath all by yourself...

So you might want to show this video to your mother

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 No.59457

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Tell your mother either she learns how to give a bed bath, or she has to continue smelling you from down the hallway

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 No.59458

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 No.59459

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It's important to remember that nothing good will happen UNTIL YOUWANTTO BE CLEAN...

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 No.59460

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 No.59461

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 No.59462

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I realize that over the years, your mother has convinced you that "it's not your fault".

she was lying

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 No.59463

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The behavior of not bathing is a very common behavioral disorder in children...

It's not an actual psychiatric disorder...

It's nothing more than a behavioral disorder

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 No.59464

It begins as a behavioral disorder...

A passive aggressive way of lashing out at one's mother, unable to fully Express the pain of a missing father figure, wanting to punish the mother...

Then the mother placates the child, only further reinforcing the behavior and rewarding it.

And the next thing you know, the child has grown up, and the behavioral pattern has cemented into the fabric of his existence

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 No.59465

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 No.59466

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 No.59467

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I'd say "who knows? Maybe one of these years, you'll accidentally cross paths with a female who doesn't bathe either, and the two of you will live happily ever after"....

But that would be insincere...

That's never going to happen... You'll never find a woman who doesn't insist on cleanliness

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 No.59468

(other than your mother, of course)

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 No.59469

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 No.59470

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Your mother simply wasn't smart enough to know how to deal with you and put you in your spot.. she was worried about hurting your feelings, so she kept enabling you and making excuses for you.. now decades later she has no idea where to begin, because she dug this hole for herself a long time ago....

All she had to do was give you up for adoption

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 No.59471

All she had to do was stop worrying about hurting your feelings, and BEGIN GOING OUT OF HER WAY TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS....

Because your little hurt feelings have no value whatsoever...

But she was so weak, that she allowed your behavioral disorders to control her life...

And here you are decades later, all grown up in the bedroom at the end of the hallway....

Still holding her life hostage...

With your intentional behaviors....

She taught you how weak she was

And that made you think You were somehow strong

Being stronger than her is NOT a measurement of strength

any more than a VIAL is....

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 No.59472

Anybody who walks in the house and enters the hallway can smell which direction your room is

And there you sit.....

Continuing to hold her life hostage

With your fake mental disorders

She actually thinks you have psychiatric disorders

Because she's stupid

She doesn't realize it's just BEHAVIOR

And the behavior continues

Never bathing

Staying awake for days on end

With your sticky sebum stink skin

And your nasty greasy hair stuck to your scalp

Wearing the same clothes

Sitting in front of your stupid computer

You behave this way because it's easy

Because you're lazy and weak

And this is your "easy way out"

Pretending like you are mentally ill

Just a lazy mooch

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 No.59473

THIS is your version of sloth

the "waaahh I never asked to be born" poutface sissy

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 No.59474

Just a lazy fucking mooch....

Not stupid by any means

But not particularly intelligent either

Completely inexperienced and naive

About real life

Because you've spent your life

Isolating in that stinky room

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 No.59475

True intelligence is gained through life experience

Which means you are in a major deficit

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 No.59476

Your mother needs to call the police....

And simply tell the officers she wants you escorted off the property....

Take your stupid computer with you...

And your stinky chair...

She can have people come in and throw away all of the rest of your things, decolonize your bedroom of bacteria, rip the carpets out and paint the walls, and make it inhabitable again...

A simple restraining order will do the trick

So if you try to come back on the property

You'll promptly be arrested

And if you try to call her on the phone

You will promptly be arrested

And if you try writing her a letter

You'll promptly be arrested

And if you try contacting her through another person

you will promptly be arrested

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 No.59477

Trust Me.............

she's already given a lot of thought what she'd like to do with your bedroom once she gets rid of you

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 No.59478

TRUST ME...................

I can absolutely guarantee your mother has given a lot of thought to your bedroom..

She's got a few different ideas what she'd like to do with your room....

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 No.59479

AND THERE YOU SIT

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 No.59480

UNBATHED......

FILTHY... FUCKING FILTHY.....

the smell of sour sebum and dead skin cells....

The walls have become permeated with your stale sour stench

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 No.59481

AND THERE YOU SIT............

accomplishing /random/ spam

you're a very impressive man

You've got a fascinating life story.

You've gotten many lifetimes worth of amazing experiences, which explains why you're so smart

and ANOTHER /RANDOM/ THREAD IS CREATED

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 No.59482

The fully grown adult now with such little real life experience, that he actually has to Google symptomology of different drug use.

Literally clueless

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 No.59483

pathetic

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 No.59484

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>>59430

remind you of someone?

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 No.59485

Notice the greasy hair stuck to the skin?

if you don't have ANY respect for yourself

then nobody else will respect you, either

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 No.59486

>>59430

lol @yourpolitical perspectives

hahaha that's a hoot

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 No.59579

I expect the world to keep on spinning and sinning with no real effort towards a back peddle to a better time in America. Progress is inevitable and so Is my death. I just hope the latter comes sooner

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 No.59622

good thing you weren't triggered.

I live rent free in your head days after posting.

sucks to be you meth bot

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 No.59806

did you get arrested again?

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 No.59863

>>59430

Trump on the border, trump on the border

Trump restores order, Joe is a L hoarder

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 No.59891

>>59430

Vice President Kamala Harris is heading to the U.S.-Mexico border this week, amid an unrelenting chorus of criticism from Republicans over her failure to visit there.

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 No.59892

>>59891

dang, even out of office trump is still helping americans

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 No.59951

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trump is a better boss to kamala than joe biden.

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 No.60024

even out of office Trump has what Biden lacks, critical thinking skills.

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 No.60039

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 No.60040

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kinda sad when anons on 8kun are better political anal-lysts than the majority of corporate media.

CCP bribes can't stop american citizens from discussing the truth.

First female vp worst vp ever.

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 No.60048

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when they said I should go to the border I laughed

well nobodys laughing now

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 No.60098

4 days until Trump kicks the dem/msam talking points into the trash.

5 days until msm/dem starts a new spin. Carville must be spinning in his coffin every night

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 No.60102

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Que Mala

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 No.60735

Trump has more influence over current admin than Biden does. ouch.

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