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File: 278b2c093856cb2⋯.mp4 (2.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Pd3IHGMilQsvwPOs.mp4)

 No.56952

no pro, only amatuer or homemade .

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 No.56954

File: 9e49ac53185c820⋯.mp4 (1.35 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JHhfUmiRJQvnt_xw.mp4)

>>56952

same titz

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 No.57196

>>56952

>>56954

Those tits are disgusting

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 No.57204

File: 6f70a26eede741a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.23 MB, 1728x2304, 3:4, 30d40605b98fc8dad8d7efc26d….jpg)

>>57196

You're moms' tits are nicer, true.

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 No.57269

File: 4ffb3e266769909⋯.jpeg (88.97 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 4ffb3e2667699098c1f213720….jpeg)

File: 952b51475227d20⋯.jpg (99.12 KB, 1334x751, 1334:751, 952b51475227d204c9b87fc326….jpg)

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 No.57271

>>57269

wait, wait, wait, those are deep fakes right?

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 No.57275

File: b939ab77c53defe⋯.jpg (72.76 KB, 605x807, 605:807, 76a38847241d8d10833f7644f4….jpg)

amateur you say? :^)

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 No.57278

There is indeed something off about those tits. And the way she stands and turns her head. That jacket she's wearing. It's all fucking disgusting. Women have no idea what is attractive

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 No.57287

how do I get nipples like that

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 No.57317

boobiez

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 No.57355

lololol

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 No.57430

>>56952

Anyone ever seen a non-white exhibitionist?

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 No.57431

>>57430

This matches the observed behavioral pattern. The post is marked as OP. Therefore, this thread was started by KSSFHWTR.

Hi, Shit-for-Hands! Welcome back!

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 No.57452

File: 2a94fca7ee1dbc2⋯.webm (7.89 MB, 757x432, 757:432, redbow.webm)

>>56952

sloppy tits in public?

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 No.57470

File: 9760c4ef575b8e6⋯.jpg (1.72 MB, 1920x2450, 192:245, Edited_20210601_101843.jpg)

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 No.57480

File: b758f8ce985f547⋯.jpg (192.06 KB, 1443x1120, 1443:1120, femme_nue_en_public_septem….jpg)

hue

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 No.57483

File: e07b2e748b08b32⋯.jpg (105.99 KB, 703x900, 703:900, 261_1000.jpg)

>>57480

same binch

looks like mardi gras

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 No.57486

>>57483

>Unexcited face

>Uses sex to control men

>Genetically engineered bitchmk2000

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 No.57509

>>57486

kssfhwtr (i can do this for YEARS)

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 No.57510

>>57486

>>57509

Oops, forgot to write my name. It's in red letters at the top. My signature is pre-installed as a software feature for my convenience. The admins *really* like me.

They even gave me a special button for your name! It is so hilarious. Watch. I have a special "kssfhwtr" button. They are always doing stuff like this: Of course, you wouldn't know anything about that.

*press* kssfhwtr *press* kssfhwtr *press* kssfhwtr

It's only a couple of lines of code. It is nothing for them to do this. They tie these special "cool people" features to our IP addresses.

There's one guy who has a button to turn somebody else's picture negative. Another has a button to flip other people's pictures upside-down.

It is so funny! Us cool people get all the nice things!

Did the admins give you a name button, after I gave you your name? Did the admins give you a "kssfhwtr" button? Did the admins give you a "gem" button? Of course not.

You do come pre-installed with a "cover hands with own shit" button, tho. I pressed that button, remember? Want me to press it again? Actually no, you would probably enjoy it.

*feces*

*commie goosebumps*

kssfhwtr

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 No.57543

Where did the cute girl go

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 No.57544

>>57543

hi dere kkgjgrler. u r only 1 posting right now. y u talk 2 urself

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 No.57545

>>57544

I'm not given the option faggot

I've been isolated online because terrorists redirected my DNS and connected me to some shitty A.I. ran by the military because "my ideas are dangerous".

Like "I don't like faggots"

And "I figured out math"

And classics like "kill the communists"

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 No.57546

>>57545

lol nerd. u hear of talking 2 ppl irl? u have mouth 4 that

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 No.57547

>>57546

Nah, commies only use their mouths for eating lol.

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 No.57548

>>57546

I'd love talking to people in real life but it usually just consists of sound bytes from the facking tv and a description of the actions people they know or memories of the facking movies they watch.

I can pretty much predict every thing that comes out of their mouth and for the most part all I have to say is a few key words to hear the same.inane rambling out of every person.

"Hey so a lot of shooting since Biden got in office, eh"?

Bam only goes two directions. If I let them talk it's the same inane banter and common courtesy.

If it's not that it's the same common description of every common experience their kids are having or the same fucking problems the rest of 10 million people are having in their relationships.

Blah blah blah someone's cheating on me blah blah niggers this niggers that

It's fucking boring. I can literally run through every experience and conversation possible in my fucking head in an instance and every time someone opens their fucking mouth it drains my fucking soul.

You know what I want? A random powerful woman to attack me and try to force a blow job on me while someone robs a store.

That's interesting.

Talk to you fucking drone NPCs? No thanks.

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 No.57549

>>57548

Seriously you spend 20 years reading everyone's opinions and every religion available in the west while listening to the radio and watching TV and scrolling the computer while playing videogames all at the same time for 20 years and you realize everyone's extremely predictable and an absolute drain to talk to.

Yea go outside and talk to some.

Great advice anon.

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 No.57550

Hey if we're going outside were going to play "NPC soundbyte bingo".

I'm going to say a magic catch phrase and we're going to see what predictable response they're going to have.

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 No.57552

File: 1ae6fa708325ebd⋯.jpg (718.89 KB, 1439x1447, 1439:1447, Polish_20210601_200350460.jpg)

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 No.57553

File: 1237547221acbac⋯.gif (132.08 KB, 220x132, 5:3, tenor_13_.gif)

You know what's weird is that I think this about all these NPCs and I still have this weird sick prevision to save them.

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 No.57554

File: f386f96902b7305⋯.jpg (10.18 MB, 1920x4759, 1920:4759, Edited_20210601_105748.jpg)

I even try to save them and they're like desperate lemmings trying to kill themselves and ignore every solution to their problems.

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 No.57585

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 No.57596

>>57585

This is a non-sequitur like everything else you write, Shit-for-Hands. Exit board. Do internet things elsewhere.

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 No.57624

File: b7ece02d1ecd11d⋯.webm (11.96 MB, 776x432, 97:54, hourglass.webm)

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 No.57708

>>57624

The new roastie tinder fuckfinder

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 No.57709

File: 1c6d459df224e7b⋯.jpg (282.48 KB, 1028x638, 514:319, 20210518_192353.jpg)

Titty witty

Here

Watch

https://youtu.be/qj7KHh28Fhc

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 No.57710

Tittty Witty

Witty Titty

Here

Watch

⤵️

https://youtu.be/qj7KHh28Fhc

⤴️

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 No.57712

File: e8a79ad666a2067⋯.gif (1.61 MB, 300x300, 1:1, curvy_college_girl.gif)

File: 2ec19556ba35945⋯.gif (1.96 MB, 360x219, 120:73, curvy_college_girl_1.gif)

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 No.57714

>>57710

You had better not be Rickrolling me, Q.

You know the "n" key has been broken on my keyboard this whole time? I have to use ctrl-v. Annoying.

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 No.57715

>>57710

>>57714

Christ, I do NOT want to watch this. Oh my FUCKING God.

Well, it's probably not time-critical. I will watch it FUCKING later!

Jesus fucking God, I cannot deal with this shit right now.

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 No.57746

>>56952

>autistically slaps tit downward for minimum jiggle

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 No.57765

File: ca5fae63d9a7e8a⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 495.52 KB, 500x276, 125:69, 1451723929641_0.gif)

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 No.57780

File: 1819d8bf677d132⋯.png (812.34 KB, 671x819, 671:819, president_ishygddt_598b9fe….png)

>>57712

Whores

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