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File: 4083ff5411c0433⋯.jpg (26.71 KB, 720x460, 36:23, 1289a354b9830b99056c18d8d1….jpg)

 No.52261

There was a guy who used to post here called "Advisor", never heard of him again since 8chan, he was the most beautiful person I have ever seen but simply disappeared, I have no pictures of him anymore and WebArchive isnt showing them, he had blue eyes and dark long hair. I've been searching for him since 2016 but never found any information about his whereabouts, now I see that he only exists in my memories now.

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 No.52266

>>52261

lol @ you being SUCH A CREEPY LITTLE FAGGOT

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 No.52267

>>52261

Dude, if you were my son, I'd break your jaw, tell the police you assaulted me, made terroristic threats to shoot your mother, and have you thrown in jail without bond.

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 No.52268

so..............

you saw a photograph of ANOTHER MAN....

and you've been fantasizing about him for SIX YEARS

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 No.52269

you pathetic fucking loser

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 No.52270

>>52268

At least he has someone.

That isn't a pillow.

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 No.52274

>>52261

Ive missed you, too anon

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 No.52276

>>52270

sure he does.... hahahahaha !!

that's why he's been obsessed

F O R S I X F U C K I N G Y E A R S

with some random nobody on

A D E A D I M A G E B O A R D

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 No.52277

File: 242446ca0b86cbf⋯.jpg (101.62 KB, 640x480, 4:3, klonoa18.jpg)

>>52268

almost everybody who use image board are gay

it's society of only male . no matter how much they talk about woman . but actually they are gay

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 No.52278

>>52261

I have been saving myself for you, too

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 No.52279

>>52277

S P E A K F O R Y O U R S E L F

I'm married..... TO A WOMAN

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 No.52280

>>52277

hint: VIDEOGAMES ARE WHAT MADE YOU A SISSY

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 No.52281

File: dda82e2f0269baf⋯.jpg (82.31 KB, 1200x675, 16:9, space_dandy6.jpg)

>>52279

>>52280

>I'm married..... TO A WOMAN

Yeah sure *Shrug*

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 No.52282

>>52277

>>52281

I'mALSOnot a videogame punk

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 No.52283

I'm a fully grown, old as fuckMAN

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 No.52284

I've N-E-V-E-R TOUCHED a fucking videogame in my life

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 No.52285

I'veALSON-E-V-E-R met a guy who plays videogames who gets pussy

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 No.52286

>>52261

listen, lonely girl

STOP

PLAYING

VIDEOGAMES

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 No.52287

>>52261

your ENTIRE generation is socially and sexually dysfunctional

because of videogames, anime, and imageboards

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 No.52288

File: 22ea97feb75ef5f⋯.jpg (99.24 KB, 717x602, 717:602, PicsArt_05_04_09_49_22.jpg)

>>52281

this is my wife

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 No.52289

>>52261

YOUare the only thing standing between yourself and happiness

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 No.52290

>>52261

it's actually OKAY if you're gay......

because that's NOT what's creepy............

what's creepy is the SIX YEARS

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 No.52291

it wouldn't matter if you were straight or gay

BEING STAGNANT FOR SIX YEARS

LONGING FOR ONE PERSON

YOU'VE NEVER MET BEFORE

stop being anabnormie

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 No.52292

File: 246f2fecee2e08a⋯.jpg (67.36 KB, 480x640, 3:4, US.jpg)

In the past six years, my wife and I have been through an eternity of life experiences

we've had highs and lows and more soaring highs

we've fucked other chicks together

we've been backstage to big concerts

we've rescued DOZENS of stray injured animals

six years is aLONG TIME

it's almost 1/10th of your life

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 No.52293

Let me give youTHE EXTERNAL PERSPECTIVEyou seem to lack......

imagine being a woman....

or imagine being a man.....

and meeting YOU

and being slightly interested / curious about YOU

and looking a little closer

and learning

that YOU have sat in your computer chair

playing videogames

watching anime

surfing imageboards

FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS

longing foronerandom stranger

who you've never even met before

just a photograph........................

okay, so tell me.........

egg zack lee WHAT about that

sounds like a good "match"?

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 No.52294

Look, I'm heterosexual.......

so let me put it THIS way :

if I met THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL on earth, and I found out that she behaved that way, I'd never invest my life into hers

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 No.52296

>>52261

BECAUSE :

>>52277 is completely wrong.

just because you're alone

DOES NOT MEAN YOURE PREDESTINED

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 No.52297

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS :

B E C O M E F U N C T I O N A L

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 No.52302

>>52261

look, guy...........

you're a good kid

you are a SHITTY fucking adult

but a good KID

GROW UP

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 No.52308

black people b like

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