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File: 5fd2f52bc6d44a1⋯.jpg (225.83 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, Female_Smegma.jpg)

 No.47080

female smegma

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 No.47149

>>47080

The 11 year old boy stumbles into 8kun

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 No.47150

tell us the last 5 women you fucked....

Just their first names... Their last names aren't important...

And no need to include the past 30 women... No need to even include the past 20 women or 10 women...

Just tell us the first names of the last 5 women you had sex with

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 No.47151

I've been married for 7 years, but my wife also likes pussy, so I can easily name the most recent five women I've had sex with....

And they've all happened within the past 7 years.

of course.........

I realize you're not married, so you should be able to name the most recent five women you've had sex with, and they should have all happened in the past four or five months...

So go ahead and tell us their first names

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 No.47152

>>47080

hint: her vagina is horrible... Not the smegma, but her vagina in general... That's the vagina of a fat girl... That's the vagina I would never end up seeing, because she's fat, and I don't fuck fat pigs.

Of course you didn't take that photograph

Because you've never had a vagina in your face before

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 No.47155

btw, the guy's fingers are the truly contaminated, pathogen-riddled germ-infested culprits in this stupid photo

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 No.47157

>>47152

let me guess, you love arbys

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 No.47663

>>47152

each to their own, i happen to think this is quite a pretty vagina of all the ones i've seen personally and elsewhere

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 No.47887

File: 727299451e4a33a⋯.jpg (24.41 KB, 409x545, 409:545, DSC08423.jpg)

>>47080

When I was a teenager, there was this bar/rock club on a small mountain where all the young people from the surrounding villages and small towns would go (not US, so you were allowed to go there and drink at 16, and of course we went there a little younger than that as well).

One night, I was there hanging out, when a friend came over, pointed to a girl on the dance floor and told me he just fucked her in the restrooms, which was really surprising. I knew some people did that, but he, while handsome, was pretty shy and definitely not a womanizer. So, a little later, when she was standing at the bar, I went over and bought her a drink, just blatantly telling her it is for fucking my shy friend. She was a little embarassed, but also kinda excited and just intense somehow. We talked a bit, and I ended up asking her if she even has an orgasm when doing a quicky on the toilet. She said she had never done this before, just split up with her first boyfriend the day before and wanted to have fun, and no, she didn't cum, but it was still fun and exciting.

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 No.47888

>>47887

Long story short, I asked her if I could help her with that, we also ended up in a bathroom stall, I licked her pussy till she came (they used a condom when fucking, otherwise I wouldn't have), she sucked my dick, we went back out to the party.

Back then I was 16, she was 15. In the following years, we sometimes randomly saw each other at a club or bar, few times a year. Every time we would say hello, do a little small talk, then just go our seperate ways, and party with our friends. And every time, at some point during the night, she would suddenly come to me, say something like "Come on, let's go!" and we would go to the bathroom or outside and have sex. Sometimes we fucked, but most of the times we just orally pleasured each other. Her cunt often was a little sweaty from dancing and partying, but I actually liked that (only with her though).

When I was 21, I didn't party or go out that much anymore, and when I met her at a bar, I hadn't seen her in about a year. She was really happy to see me, we talked quite a bit, in the end she came home with me (first time she did that), we fucked and she stayed for breakfast. After that, we were fuckbuddies 16:10 12.03.2021for about 2 years, she would hang out at my place on the weekends, usually thursday or friday till sunday evening or monday morning, we had lots of sex, watched series, played games etc. We still had a lot of oral sex, more than fucking.

Those were nice and lazy weekends, and she usually wouldn't shower or change clothes at my place, just when she arrived back home.

continued...

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 No.47889

>>47888

Now, normally, a cunt that hasn't been washed in 3 or 4 days doesn't smell very good, and I don't wanna say hers wasn't stinky. It was, but in a good way. It wasn't off-putting to me, it made me crazy horny, and she didn't seem to mind. The only thing she didn't do when she was stinky was licking her slime of my fingers, which she enthusiastically did when she was more or less fresh downstairs. Sometimes, when I kissed her after making her cum with my tongue, and she could smell her stink on my face, she would sniff at my face in a way I knew she was sniffing it on purpose, then look to the side or turn her head to the side and smile a little embarassed. Probably because she knew I thought that was adorable and I would shower her with kisses and cuddle her like crazy because of it.

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 No.47890

>>47889

After about 2 years she moved away to go to university, so we ended out little relationship, on good terms of course. We kept in contact, but it got less and less. That was about 10 years ago. We still sporadically talk, usually on her and my birthdays, christmas etc.

I am 34 now, I have a partner and a little kid. I love my girl, and I am very happy with my family. But I still think a lot about the great times I had with that little slut, and I miss them, very much. No pussy has ever smelled so good again, or good at all, after not being cleaned for several days.

I have never told anybody this story as explicitly as now, and I'm not even sure why I do it know. Just to get it off my chest I guess, because I can't get it out of my head.

Pic semi related, it's not her, but looks very much like her.

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