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 No.3104

>is zoomfag

>want to apply for a job/deposit bottles in bottle depot because i have nothing better to do

>say fuck it, put two garbage bags on the side of my bike and go

>bottle depot is ~5 miles from where i live

>keep going, the bag rips on the top where im hanging it on the bike's handlebar

>leave the bags there, go back home, grab a trash bag, and double-bag the ripped bag

>finally make it after 2 hours of slowly rolling to not make the bags rip fully

>the fucking place is closed

>who closes a store on canada day

>it's raining very heavily, i'm fucking soaking wet

>dump the bags on the road, go home

>my eyes are extremely bloodshot, almost red

>already had 2 cigs to try to calm down

i just wanted a job and to turn in my fucking bottles, the cunts

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 No.3115

>>3104

Donate blood (unless you have aids)

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 No.3132

File: 3b3949660016292⋯.jpg (151.51 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, hefty_garbage_bags_00e8357….jpg)

>>3104

should've used hefty you doublefaggot

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 No.3134

>>3104

And as with all jobs, getting up early as the recycling center opens is probably the best course of action

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 No.3143

Hahaha fucking Canadians.

Have a glass of milk out of your milk bags.

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 No.3170

>>3104

hope you at least hid those bags somewhere so you can find your treasure stash tomorrow. also 5 miles on a bike literally takes 10 minutes. how did it take you two hours?

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 No.3322

File: 6fbfe07a1dd2907⋯.png (545.47 KB, 600x623, 600:623, 125172453245trref45342.png)

>mum gets home

>i already flipped the fuck out, forgot to mention my bike's breaks fucking snapped on the trip home

>so i tossed my mum's 7 pairs of shoes down the hallway in sheer fucking SEETHING

>mum gets home, she's flipping out on me

>i'm on the bed, trying to fucking chill out in my underwear

>she keeps going even though i asked her to stop and just let me recollect myself

>reminder this is the same woman that - literally a few hours ago - got mad at me because i was trying to calm my ass down because I felt really fucking pissed

>the camel's back breaks

>i take my knife, fucking flip the thing out and start yelling

>realize that i could get arrested for this shit

>grab my shit, slap on osme clothes, fucking dip

>mom is seething over the fact I took the knife with me

>i walk like 7 miles down one road south, then turn my ass around after 30 minutes of walking because I realize even if I tried I couldn't get a job because "durr corona"

>turn left, go back towards the bottle depot, pick up the bottles

>carry those fuckers another 5 goddamn miles back home

>finally get home, mom and sis were looking for me

i just want to say that I know that my mom is at the very least emotionally dependent on me, I left just to let her cool down because I know I can get away with pretty much anything

>go back home

>mom takes my phone away

>literally just take it back because fuck you

>she does nothing

feels good

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 No.3324

>>3322

sorry about the misfortune op :(

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