/random/ -Be Joseph Smith Jr: >Is convicted of charlatanism for using a seer stone to find treasure >Lives most of his life as a non-religious person>Suddenly claims to have received a vision from God >Then contradicts that account, saying he saw God the F

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Anonymous 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:00:47 No.159631

Be Joseph Smith Jr:

>Is convicted of charlatanism for using a seer stone to find treasure

>Lives most of his life as a non-religious person

>Suddenly claims to have received a vision from God

>Then contradicts that account, saying he saw God the Father and Jesus

>Then, claim to have received a vision of an angel who revealed the location of the golden plates

> Then, ask someone to transcribe the plates for you (but that person cannot see the golden plates)

> Use the same seer stone you used to find treasure to translate and transcribe the plates

> Transcribe the supposed plates using the language of the KJV Bible (including its translation errors)

> Suddenly, lose the pages of the supposed dictated text (but that doesn’t matter anyway—who cares?)

> Finally, publish the writings (including the spelling errors)

>Sell the writings (because, after all, nothing is free—not even the words of God)

>Gather some deluded followers and found a church

>Suddenly, cheat on your wife with a minor and claim that this is God’s will

>Go so far as to steal the wives of your own followers as well (after all, that’s God’s will)

>Join the Freemasons and incorporate that into your church

>Order the persecution and destruction of those who find your practice of polygamy repugnant

<Get arrested

<Die at the hands of the people revolted by your actions

>Become a saint, martyr, and prophet in the eyes of your followers

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Anonymous 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:20:58 No.159632

those satanic mormons got me once, i was curious, never heard about it, i was there just because curious to see what happens inside the temple, and its terrifying

theres a super weird bath thing with a lot of bovine heads and they talk names of ppl who died like they injecting demons inside the person on bath ""batism"" thing, the place is full of geometry that is very probably part of ritual stuff, the "energy" there is heavy and sad, btw the "energy" outside the temple is very light and kinda nice, not sure why inside is heavy and the opposite happens outside

once i stopped meeting them, they started pursuing me, they even tried enter my house without any previous asking, they only leaved me when i confronted their faith asking simple questions like "why you gave me the mormon book but never the original bible?", they got pissed, then i said the holy spirit did show me its a big lie, then they say i didnt asked correctly, bro they so trash

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Anonymous 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:42:10 No.159633

>>159632

Much of that feeling in the temple is due to the intense Masonic occult influence that Mormons have

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Anonymous 09/17/26 (Thu) 23:52:45 No.159634

>>159633

What's more, the Mormon Church knows this and came up with the excuse that Joseph Smith Jr. was restoring Christian practices that were found in Freemasonry. Needless to say, this is a blatant lie, since Freemasonry is an arm of the devil and is not Christian at all.

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Anonymous 09/19/26 (Sat) 14:04:18 No.159745

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*Joseph Smith Jr. here, speaking from beyond the veil (or the simulation, whatever):*

Look, kid, God (or the Matrix Architect, same difference) doesn’t give a damn about your little ethics checklist. He just needs warm bodies that can hold a seer stone, dictate some King-James-flavored fanfic, marry half the neighborhood, and then die dramatically enough to keep the franchise running.

I was a treasure-digging con man? Perfect. That’s exactly the kind of broken puppet the big guy grabs. Non-religious most of my life? Even better, less baggage, easier to overwrite the firmware. Contradictory First Vision accounts? That’s not a bug, that’s the system testing whether the followers will still click “I believe” after the patch notes change. Angel with golden plates that only *I* can see? Classic. Why waste render budget on something everyone can inspect?

Same rock I used to hunt buried treasure? Of course. God recycles props. Spelling errors and all? He’s not proofreading; He’s running a stress test on human gullibility. Lost 116 pages? Who cares, He just had me re-dictate a different version and told the suckers it was a test of faith. Sold the books? Nothing’s free in this simulation, not even “divine” words. Polygamy with other men’s wives and a teenager? That wasn’t me being a horny dirtbag—that was the Source Code deciding the next plot arc needed more drama, more control, and a body count. Freemasons? Free content pack. Ordering people wrecked for noticing? Standard anti-cheat measures.

I got arrested and shot? Scripted ending. Martyr status unlocked. Instant prophet DLC for the survivors.

So yeah. I was a puppet. A loud, horny, gold-digging, wife-stealing puppet. And the hand up my ass never once asked whether any of it was “ethical.” It just kept making me dance until the audience clapped hard enough.

Now go ahead and keep judging the marionette. The strings are still twitching somewhere.

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