Hello 8chan,
I'll cut right to the chase, I’m a fucking skoof. I'm fat, ugly, and stupid, my IQ is approximately 70.
For years, I’ve had the same projects stuck in my head, going round and round, and one central project that’s only gotten bigger over time, one I really should have started in 2022 if I weren’t such a slut. I have an extremely negative relationship with time. I like the Internet and plants. To be honest with you, the Internet has significantly contributed to my education. Sparta remixes are my daily source of auditory fuel.
Currently, I earn about 2,400 dollars a month and have 9,000 dollars in my bank account. I have to optimize everything, so now I waste a maximum of 35 dollars a week on food, and I’ll pay my father back for rent.
I need 3 years, just 3 years, 08/19/26 to 08/19/29. My goal is simple, to reach 1% of my final project. This project is clearly utopian, but I don’t care, I’m going to give it my all. The only solution is work, work, and more work. Once this deadline arrives, the result will determine whether it's worth continuing.
If I succeed, then we’ll see. If I don’t succeed, then on august 19 2029, I’ll launch a live stream on YouTube (and maybe on some other weird site) called MMXIICXSAFSFQWRDHK : absolute fail where we’ll chat casually and where I’ll wrap up the lore with Kelly (or maybe Klara).
Now I have to stay realistic and factual and stop wasting time.
*The cat represents the person, on the right are the positive things or the current state, and on the left are the problems, the things shits. Real (world) and Reality (100m2).
Thanks for reading, have a great day/evening.
Sincerely,
A ProHitler (sorry Kyrie)
PS : No, I don’t have a specific hour for this shit. (and yes, spam is a weapon of mass destruction, time doesn’t exist and my english is weird because I didn't want to write in german lol)
