>be me
>2008
>discover obscure imageboard called mcai
>everyone posting cursed anime girls and broken jpeg artifacts
>say "hello"
>23 replies in 4 seconds
>"fed"
>"bot"
>"generated response"
>it's 2008
>chatgpt won't exist for another lifetime
>post timestamp as proof
>they call the timestamp AI-generated
>one anon uploads my house in Garry's Mod
>another mails me a pipe bomb made of png compression artifacts
>explode into 14 identical copies of myself
>all of them get banned for ban evasion
>mods promote the microwave jpeg to administrator
>server starts speaking in hexadecimal
>every captcha is just my face crying
>someone says "skill issue"
>thread archived by the Library of Congress
>Obama personally logs in and replies "lmao"
>wake up
>microwave still humming
>never trust mcai again
