<This is all fictional, compiled from stories and only in minecraft of course
I'm here, I can't believe I'm here, I EXIST!
I'm somewhere, deep in nowhere, and there's someone in my trunk. I think he's pissed some one off and that's why he's fucked. It's always a he or some she associated with a he. He's, they fuck and then get fucked by another he. Them.
The straightest man on Earth is the heterosexual incel virgin because women are all they think of. They hate women, but women are all they love and think of. There is nothing else.
Sex and cumming are overrated and everyone eventually finds that out one day, and then, they start fucking around starting shit. Games have always been more fun than sex.
TO GAMES!
The guy in the trunk is going the get fucked, raped even. I think he knew that when he did what he did. He's Freudian, they all are.
I'm just a delivery driver.
Man is Gay.