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File: d386df1b091ba52⋯.png (118.21 KB,410x362,205:181,1733407821215450.png)

 No.127690

If 100 gorillas and 100 niggers got into a fight, who would win, the gorillas or the niggers?

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 No.127694

THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS™:

Even a baby chimpanzee could literally rip your face from the front of your head.

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 No.127696

>>127694

I don't know man, those niggers can be pretty tough

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 No.127697

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>>127690

QUITE LITERALLY

REMOVE YOUR ENTIRE FACE FROM THE FRONT OF YOUR HEAD IN ONE BITE

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 No.127698

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>>127696

I was in prison surrounded by niggers for a year. I saw some of the most vicious animalistic fights you could ever imagine.

EVEN A BABY CHIMPANZEE COULD EASILY REMOVE YOUR ENTIRE FACE IN ONE VICIOUS BITE!!!

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 No.127699

>>127690

for example:

there was one weird creepy loserwhite duderedneck low class lying thieving conniving worthless piece of trailer park crap that entered the 'thunderdorm'

(Yes, they called it the Thunderdorm)

as soon as that piece of shit entered the cell block, rumors started being whispered... "keep an eye on that guy, he's about to have his ass kicked"

"He keeps asking people to front him snacks, but he's not going to have any money next week to pay for it"

"watch this guy. He's about to have his ass kicked big time"

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 No.127702

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>>127696

sure as fuck, next Wednesday rolled around, and nobody put any money on his books. his family didn't give him any money from the outside.

And he owed one inmate for a90 cent jumbo iced honey bun

THEY TORE HIM TO PIECES THAT NIGHT

ALL OF THEM... LIKE A PACK OF MONKEYS

ALL OF THE NIGGERS PILING ON TOP OF HIM AT ONCE

IT WAS ABSOLUTELYRUTHLESS

THEY WERE SMASHING HIS FACE INTO METAL POLES

they were lifting his limp body up off the concrete floor, andsmashing his face into metal poles

EVEN ONE BABY CHIMPANZEE CAN REMOVE YOUR FACE BEFORE YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO BLINK YOUR EYES

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 No.127704

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I laid there on my bunk, shaking my head and asking myself how humanity could have reached this low point...

as 72 nigger inmates joined in together, like a bunch of animals, and broke his jaw, his nose, his ribs, and one of his arms

He had blood spraying out of his face

He tried to get up and run away and they grabbed him and dragged him back into the shower area where they continued smashing him to pieces

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 No.127706

File: 6844b2c666e45c5⋯.jpg (616.73 KB,1080x2247,360:749,Picsart_25_04_24_08_18_59_….jpg)

".....I sure as fuck didn't stutter....."

AGAIN: THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS;

EVEN A BABY SPIDER MONKEY CAN REMOVE YOUR ENTIRE FACE BEFORE YOU HAD A CHANCE TO BLINK YOUR EYES

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 No.127708

File: 93831d16c704904⋯.png (278.8 KB,1892x1464,473:366,2828_SoyBooru.png)

>>127706

Silence, schizo

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 No.127709

>>127696

I'm not an "animal rights activist"

because that's nothing more than aLABEL

instead, I prefer to say I simply HATE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

All of my best friends have been animals

My most trusted loyal friends had tails

That being said:

in image boards....

you'll often see wannabe Neo-Nazis...

half ass gaming chair white supremacists...

trying to convince themselves

of their alleged 'superiority'

I'VE SEEN REAL SUPERIORITY UP CLOSE

AND IT WAS NEVER HUMAN !!!

You want to see true superiority?

let me throw a baby raccoon on your face

hell... Even a baby squirrel would rip your goddamn face off SO FAST, It would change your self-identity for the rest of your life

And it would happen in the blink of an eye

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 No.127711

>>127708

DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA IN YOUR OWN WORDS

STUPID UNEDUCATED IDIOT

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS

You wouldn't recognize schizophrenia if you saw it

DEFINE SCHIZOPHRENIA, STUPID MASTURBATING UNEMPLOYED BUM

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 No.127713

>>127708

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB, YOU STUPID FUCKING WORTHLESS NIGGER?

YOU ARE A WELFARE NIGGER

YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF'

YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

YOU UNEMPLOYED BROKE NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT

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 No.127714

>>127708

YOU ARE AN UNEMPLOYED BROKE PIECE OF SHIT

YOU CAN'T AFFORD INTERNET SERVICE

BUT HERE YOU SIT

ON THE INTERNET....

BECAUSE YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER

did you think nobody was going to notice?

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 No.127715

>>127708

IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO SUPPORT YOURSELF

YOU STUPID LAZY GREASY STINKY MASTURBATING LONELY PATHETIC GAMING CHAIR NIGGER

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 No.127716

>>127708

Your mother wants you out of the house

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING, STUPID NIGGER

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 No.127717

>>127708

You have absolutely NO education in psychology, whatsoever...

It's doubtful you ever graduated high school

SCHIZOPHRENIA = The belief that one's life is secretly being controlled by an unseen external entity

THATS The definition of schizophrenia, you uneducatedBROKE, UNEMPLOYED, MASTURBATING, LONELY LOSER WITH THE LADIES

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 No.127718

>>127708

..... And while we're at it

we might as well touch on your

LACK OF SEXUAL HISTORY WITH WOMEN

YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND

girls have never liked you

And now you're an adult

And so are those girls

And as adults

those women no longer laugh behind your back

THEY LAUGH DIRECTLY IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE

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 No.127719

>>127708

HINT: WHY WOMEN LAUGH IN YOUR FACE

because they know YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

You don't have the balls to stand up to anybody

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 No.127720

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 No.127721

>>127708

One thing's painfully obvious

YOU'RE A LONELY UNEMPLOYED MASTURBATING PILE OF SHIT

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME AND MASTURBATE SOME MORE, UNEMPLOYED PILE OF SHIT

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 No.127722

>>127708

NOBODY ELSE WILL TOUCH YOUR IRRELEVANT LITTLE PENIS

GO MASTURBATE SOME MORE, LONELY LITTLE BOY

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 No.127723

>>127720

You didn't even use the papyrus font, you stupid piece of shit

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 No.127725

>>127708

RUN ALONG AND PLAY WITH YOUR LONELY LITTLE PENIS, LITTLE GIRL

BECAUSE NOBODY WILL TOUCH YOUR PENIS BUT YOU

4 BILLION WOMEN ON PLANET EARTH

AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FINDONEWHO RESPECTS YOU

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 No.127726

>>127720

next time you have a "brilliant idea", let me know, and I'll give you a much better graphic

That's pure amateur hour

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 No.127729

>>127708

I'm not exaggerating.....

I'm being quite literal

4 BILLION+ WOMEN ON EARTH

AND YOU CAN'T FIND EVENONEWHO THINKS YOU ARE WORTHY

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 No.127731

>>127720

speaking of retards:

EVEN A DOWN SYNDROME ORANGUTAN KNOWS AVATAR USED THE "PAPYRUS" FONT

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 No.127735

>>127708

YOU'VE GOTNO JOB

YOU'VE GOTNO MONEY

YOU'VE GOTNO GIRLFRIEND

But at least you've got that stupid CHAIR

....... isn't that right, lonely bitch?

You and your pathetic lonely CHAIR

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 No.127736

>>127735

These levels of projection shouldn't even be possible

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 No.127737

>>127708

imagine having a girlfriend

everybody knows you imagine it every night, jacking your lonely little dick

WOMEN HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU

WOMEN LOOK DOWN THEIR NOSE AT YOU

WOMEN PERCEIVE YOU AS 'ONE OF THE GIRLS'

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 No.127738

>>127736

I'm guessing you don't know what the term 'projection' means?

GET A JOB, YOU LAZY UNEMPLOYED MASTURBATING LONELY PILE OF SHIT

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 No.127739

>>127736

at least you've got that chair......

isn't that right, lonely little girl?

You don't get any pussy

You don't have a job

But at least you've got a gaming chair

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 No.127740

>>127736

Fuck you and your chair, image board douchebag

YOU INEXPERIENCED LIGHTWEIGHT UNEMPLOYED PILE OF SHIT

MCDONALD'S IS HIRING, NIGGER

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 No.127741

>>127736

imagine your mother coming home today and discoveringYOU FINALLY FOUND A JOB!!!

ARBY'S IS HIRING, YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT

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 No.127742

>>127736

Go play another video game, You lonely masturbating nigger

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 No.127743

>>127738

You're telling me to get a job whilst spamming schizo babble on a dead imageboard in the middle of the day, you said you've been to prison and I feel like it wasn't for securities fraud and you're babbling about women and masturbating. Something tells me you're an unemployed khv

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 No.127747

>>127743

I didn't stutter, cocksucker:

GO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME, YOU UNEMPLOYED LONELY LITTLE BITCH

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 No.127748

>>127743

take your effeminate video game imageboard discord lifestyle and shove it up your ass

because you're obviously not intended to play the male role in any relationship

apparently, you were born to bend over

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 No.127749

>>127743

BURGER KING IS HIRING, YOU UNEMPLOYED PILE OF SHIT

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 No.127752

>>127743

TACO BELL IS HIRING, NIGGER

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 No.127753

>>127743

KFC IS HIRING, BUM

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 No.127754

>>127743

SUBWAY IS HIRING, SALLY

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 No.127755

>>127743

CAPTAIN D'S IS HIRING, SCALAWAG

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 No.127757

>>127743

POPEYES IS HIRING, PONCHO

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 No.127761

>>127743

I guess "You're too good" to work at a fast food shit hole?

YOU'RE A FUCKING PARASITE, DUDE

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 No.127762

You're a little boy with a little CHAIR

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 No.127784

>>127690

apparentlyYOUREthe nigger

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 No.128387

>>127716

>>127729

Are text generator cuck? Or something

Lol it’s funny tho reading all of this

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 No.128388

>>127735

but hey, at least we’re not a pathetic bitch like you

you got nothing but a keyboard and some sad attempt at **attention

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