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 No.11328

gys help, i can't take a shit it's too large and hard to come out. i tried putting some cream and a pain killer and it didn't work. i can either make it rape through my ass hole or keep it inside until i explode. no seriously somebody say somthing useful i am living hell

ps: gay google didnt help

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 No.11337

use an old toothbrush, the handle bit not the bristle bit, and poke around in there and soften the turd up a bit

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 No.11345

Put vaseline on your finger then stick it in your pooper and try to break up the shit manually. Bonus points if you film it

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 No.11346

eat more beans

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>>11328

summon satan. that always work for me

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