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 No.324232

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORSE GANGSTER POLICE STATE,

USING ALL OF THE DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS. IN 2010 E.E.A. GANGSTER ROYAL GUARD POLICE BEAT ME BLOODILY, DRAGGED ME IN CHAINS from FRIENDSHIP EXPRESS STATION. SINCE THEN I HIDE in FORCED JOBLESS POVERTY, ISOLATED ALONE in this LOW DEADLY ZIGGERTOWN OLD HOUSE.

THE BRAZEN, DEADLY GANGSTER GUARDS AND ZIGGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS SPRAY ME WITH POISON MAGICAL GAS from TRAIN EXHAUSTS AND EVEN THE SUPER SPEEDY CIDER SQUEEZY 6000, DEADLY ASSAULTS. EVEN IN MY YARD, WITH KNIVES, EVEN BRICKS and STONES, EVEN DEADLY TOUCH MAGIC, or MAGIC SHOCK “FLASH LITE” EVEN REMOTE MAGICALLY CONTROLLED AROUND CORNERS TRAJECTION of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS, or EVEN BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS” TO SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH A “SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, EVEN WITH TRAINED PARROTING PUPPET ASSASSINS, IN MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON FOR WRITING THESE UNFORGIVABLE, TRUTHFUL LETTERS.

UNTIL MY “UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, I, TWILIGHT SPARKLE, ELEMENT OF MAGIC, 29 MAPLE AVENUE, PONYVILLE, EQ. I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD DEADLY WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GODDESS EQUALISM WITH WALL to WALL DEADLY GANGSTER PROTECTION, LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME, THE ROYAL GUARD AND JUDGES, the DEADLY SNEAK PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTERS USING ALL THE GANGSTER DEADLY FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS.

THESE HANGMAN ROPE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTERS, THE JUDGES AND THE GUARD POLICE trick-trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and murder the ponies to keep them TERRORIZED IN GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVERY for the EQUALIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT and CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. THE SECRET WORK of ALL ROYAL GUARD POLICE in ORDER to MAINTAIN A EQUALIST CLOSED SOCIETY.

The same world-wide mad deadly EQUALIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GODDESS that CONTROLS YOU AS A TERRORIZED GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVE, PARROTING PUPPET.

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 No.324234

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YOU ARE A TERRORIZED MEMBER

of the “MASTER RACE”, WORLD-WIDE FOUR BILLION EYE-SIGHT BIG SCREEN CAMERA GUINEA PIG EQUALIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GODDESS “MASTER RACE.” YOUR LIVING THINKING MAD, DEADLY WORLD-WIDE EQUALIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GODDESS SECRET OVER-ALL PLAN: WORLD-WIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to EXPLORE AND CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. With the ENDLESS “STAIRWAY TO THE STARS.” Namely the PONY MADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS with NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. LOOK UP AND SEE THE GANGSTER COMPUTER GODDESS CONCOCTED NEW FAKE STARRY SKY. THE WORLD-WIDE COMPLETELY CONTROLLED DEADLY DEGENERATIVE CLIMATE AND ATMOSPHERE. THROUGH THE NEW WORLD ROUND TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, WHICH the WORLD-WIDE EQUALIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATES THROUGH COUNTLESS EXACTLY POSITIONED SATELLITES, THE NEW FAKE, PHONY STARS IN THE SYNTHETIC “SKY”.

FOR AGES BEFORE FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS, EQUOIDIC ZIGGERS, INTERBREEDABLE WITH MINOTAURS HAD NO ALPHABET, NOT EVEN NUMERALS.

SLAVERY CONSPIRACY OVER 9,000 YEARS AGO, IDEAL TINY BRAIN EQUOIDIC ZIGGER GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT FILM GANGSTER SPY CAMERAS. C. GODDESS “NEW WORLD ORDER” DEGENERATION with “GIFTED” with ALL GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS ZIGGER DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET OR ZIGGER BRAIN PROGRAMMED AUTOMATON DEADLY MINOTAUR FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES, DEGENERATIVE DISEASE TO ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY, OVER-ALL PLAN through “ONE WORLD EQUALISM” (top secret code word), meaning WORLD-WIDE ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS AND HOPELESS SIMPLE LANGUAGE MONGREL MIXED EQUOIDIC ZIGGERS.

Worldwide SYSTEMATIC INSTANT-PLASTIC SURGERY BUTCHERY MURDER, “FAKE AGING”, SO ALL PONIES ARE DEAD OR USELESS BY AGE 70. DONE AT NITE TO YOU AS A FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE. PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER SLAVE, NOW, EVEN YOU KNOW I AM A MENACE to your world-wide mad deadly EQUALIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GODDESS, THEREFORE, I MUST GO TO EXTERMINATION. BEFORE I AM EXTERMINATED BY THIS GANGSTER, COMPUTER GODDESS CONCOCTED AND CONTROLLED WORSE MONGREL ORGANIZED CRIME MURDER INCORPORATED GANGSTER EQUALIST GOVERNMENT, I HAND YOU THE SECRETS TO SAVE THE ENTIRE EQUINE RACE, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

DONATE MONEY OR EVEN A MANUAL TYPEWRITER TO ME,

FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.

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 No.324235

you forgot to use "stupid educated brain" somewhere in there.

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 No.324236

sweaty squad XD

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 No.324237

>>324235

Sage is not a downvote function.

>>324236

What?

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 No.324238

NNRU!

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 No.324244

>>324232

>play boy

Shit, play colt.

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 No.324245

>>324238

What is NNRU?

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 No.324246

>>324232

I don't know what this is but I like it

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 No.324248

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>324246

Thanks, I was hoping it would blossom into something else. In another thread, an anon discovered that /mlp/ bans "roleplay", so, even though I considered doing it on /mlp/ instead, I decided not to. Had the year been 2015, no doubt the thread here would have turned into something.

It's a parody of one of the infamous rants by schizophrenic Francis E. Dec Esq..

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 No.324249

File: e3f8887970934b8⋯.jpg (39.14 KB, 434x461, 434:461, completely_insane.jpg)

>>324248

*Note that the voice is not his. You can read more about him here:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/FrancisEDec

https://subgenius.fandom.com/wiki/Francis_E._Dec

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/the_rants_of_francis_e_dec

His rants:

http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/rants.htm

Supposedly, the radio-readings caused the government to censor radio akin to TV censoring, but I don't remember where I read that.

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 No.324252

based and redpilled

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