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 No.317375

If Friendship is Magic was made during a time when smoking in a kids show was acceptable, which characters do you think would smoke?

Post smoking ponies by the way.

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 No.317379

File: 7b6c6d4af0157d5⋯.jpg (496.65 KB, 966x748, 483:374, 985585__safe_edit_edited s….jpg)

I think Granny Smith would be an aggressive chain smoker, often lashing out against her grand kids when she didn't get her pack each day. The townsfolk would always ask, "How in Celestia's name is that mare still fucking alive?".

This is the closest thing I have that is to smoking.

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 No.317383

File: 4db9593d282fe29⋯.png (275.19 KB, 1280x752, 80:47, cmc cutie mark crusaders c….png)

>>317379

>episode where the CMC learn that smoking is dangerous

>spend the entire episode trying to convince Granny to stop, or she might get sick

>goofy antics abound as they fail again and again, a few gags with Granny having cartons hidden all over the farm

>end with wholesome message as Granny Smith begins to slowly wean herself off nicotine

>end credits starts playing…

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 No.317384

File: 0135a438c528452⋯.webm (1.3 MB, 1280x626, 640:313, [Trailer] The Mare Who On….webm)

I could picture Rarity doing it

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 No.317385

File: 5d5b6688b07d433⋯.jpg (56.07 KB, 698x800, 349:400, twilight - Fucking nigger ….jpg)

Rarara would definitely smoke, all of canterlot would smoke, the stuck up ponies and all. Luna would drink hard liquor

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 No.317672

File: 2f4a7d4c466c7c7⋯.png (173.83 KB, 482x676, 241:338, 1407109060137.png)

>>317385

>>317384

This.

There is literally nothing wrong with smoking in moderation, btw.

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 No.317680

File: 0383d9b8492ea0a⋯.png (159.41 KB, 343x507, 343:507, s2e12png.png)

>>317379

Granny Smith would smoke a corncob pipe. It would be illegal not to.

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 No.317712

File: e6c9c7681463c11⋯.png (44.96 KB, 162x202, 81:101, end result of habitual smo….png)

>>317672

>nothing wrong with smoking "in moderation", you guise

t. addict

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 No.317772

File: c74af6c84803987⋯.png (3.75 MB, 3159x3762, 351:418, 504431__safe_artist-colon-….png)

Applejack smoking Mareboro would be pretty obvious, considering Malboro's cowboy image.

Funny fact: Lucky Luke used to always smoke in the comics, so now that it's been censored his lips are just permanently puckered for no reason.

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 No.317773

File: 508292110819378⋯.gif (836.09 KB, 544x600, 68:75, 324798__safe_artist-colon-….gif)

Some headcanon about smoking: We've always seen bubbles coming from ponies pipes, so presumably that's how Equestrian pipes are supposed to work. Derpy has bubbles for her cutiemark, so presumably Derpy is so derped all the time because she's always stoned.

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 No.317787

File: 3fd30043b83ca3c⋯.png (204.63 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1404516781477.png)

>>317712

Never said I smoked in moderation. Squiggletail would, because she's not completely miserable and desperately seeking anything to just stop being so fucking angry for five minutes.

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 No.317797

File: 2c588d9e8b8d03d⋯.png (153.1 KB, 1024x1050, 512:525, 1523852648406.png)

>>317787

"Smoking in moderation" is an oxymoron. Pumping your lungs full of cancer-inducing smoke is always extreme, no matter how seldom you do it.

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 No.317811

File: 638ae9aa58f06b1⋯.png (694.31 KB, 2181x2008, 2181:2008, 765613__suggestive_artist-….png)

>>317797

>being a cuck

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 No.317813

File: 198a2872c9e1a41⋯.png (39.32 KB, 157x167, 157:167, 1471793394115.png)

>>317811

>having no argument

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 No.317859

>>317797

You want to live forever? I don't.

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 No.317861

>>317859

>Being a mortalitycuck

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 No.317872

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>>317859

If you want to die that badly, just stop being a coward and go and give a glock a blowjob. actually, you have a better chance of succeeding if you put the gun to your temple so the bullet hits both halves of your brain. You have a surprisingly high chance to survive if you shoot through your mouth as the bullet is most likely to only hit one half of the brain and with prompt enough medical aid you can survive that

As a suicide option smoking is just retarded. It costs a fortune, takes decades and the last years of your life will be misery and suffering incarnate.

In lieu of such a pointlessly self destructive habit how about we turn this into a filly appreciation thread? I mean, who wouldn't appreciate a plot like pic related? Fact is, a cute little filly is far better for you in the long run than smoking.

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 No.317873

File: 7ce3b5b7234e04e⋯.png (105.19 KB, 1147x880, 1147:880, sweetiesketch.png)

>>317872

>Fact is, a cute little filly is far better for you in the long run than smoking.

Because getting sent to jail and being raped by ziggers is fantastic for your health.

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 No.317874

File: 3c7cddb029e8467⋯.jpeg (30.48 KB, 469x299, 469:299, brain map.jpeg)

>>317872

>actually, you have a better chance of succeeding if you put the gun to your temple so the bullet hits both halves of your brain

Wrong. Underneath your under your temples is the frontal lobe, and you can easily survive if that gets damaged. The reason why so many people survive when shooting themselves from the mouth is actually because they aim too high and hit the frontal lobe. The same problem exists when shooting the temple. The best way to do it is to stick the gun under your chin and aim for the brain stem.

t. lurks /suicide/ occasionally

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 No.317876

>>317874

It's a moot point because the only proper way to commit suicide is on a drug binge in a poor country full of cheap whores.

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 No.317877

>>317873

Only if you get caught.

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 No.317909

File: 3fbce84c8831375⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.76 MB, 990x557, 990:557, sweaty_butt_jej.gif)

>>317873

Damn, that pony is just the right age. There is not enough good filly pr0n.

Also I hope you enjoy the filename wordplay :^)

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 No.317958

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>>317873

The equestrian AOC is very low I'll have you know.

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 No.319239

>>317876

World's most underated anon

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 No.319240

>>317958

Wow I had to go through all five of your images before I found a good one

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 No.319254

>>319240

If you were thirsty for cum, all you had to do was ask.

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 No.319255

File: 21565bb52e28b9f⋯.png (593.39 KB, 748x722, 374:361, arise.png)

>>317958

>the cummy foal cunny closeup

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 No.319509

>>317375

Doesn't federal law in the US waay back since the 60s 70s prohibit sellind and portraying minors smoking. I can't recall a single cartoon that had smoking except really old stuff like Mickey, Popeye, and Tom and Jerry

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 No.319528

>>319509

I'm pretty sure that law only covers advertisement and maybe sponsorships.

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 No.324768

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 No.324770

Rainbow would be a chainsmoker hands down. And Pinkie would probably be selling packs to all the others. Fluttershy would be the only one to not smoke.

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