Free cat videos are a distraction from your obligations as a pet owner.
Cat videos exploit kittens.
Cat video addicts are just resentful they cannot control the real cats in their lives the way they want.
4/5 furries say they did not know they identified as furries until after they were exposed to cat videos.
Cat videos rewire your brain into a false sense of satisfaction that only real pet adoption can provide. As a result cat homelessness rates have increased.
Cat videos can't:
>kiss you
>love you
>tuck you in
>bring you mice
>grow old with you
Cat videos flood your brain with dopamine, and downregulates your dopamine receptors, causing depression, lack of motivation, and erectile dysfunction, and lack of testosterone.
