US homeland security secretary was robbed in a restaurant lmao Anonymous 04/22/25 (Tue) 23:43:38 84fabf No. 13606309
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/homeland-security-secretary-kristi-noems-bag-was-stolen-3000-cash-rcna202166
WASHINGTON — Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's bag — including $3,000 in cash — was stolen while she was out dining with family on Sunday night, a DHS spokesperson confirmed to NBC News on Monday.
Noem was at Capital Burger, a restaurant in downtown Washington, according to two people familiar with the theft.
When asked why Noem had so much cash in her purse, DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin responded: “Her entire family was in town including her children and grandchildren — she was using the withdrawal to treat her family to dinner, activities, and Easter gifts.” At approximately 7:55 p.m. ET, a man wearing an N-95 mask walked into the restaurant and up a few stairs to where Noem was eating dinner, the two people said. He sat near Noem's table and scooted his chair close to hers before carefully taking his foot and sliding her purse toward him, according to surveillance footage viewed by law enforcement, the sources said, adding that within minutes the man picked up Noem's purse and placed it under his jacket, walked out of the restaurant and down the street.
It’s unclear whether Noem was specifically targeted. Investigators are looking into whether the man knew the purse belonged to a Cabinet secretary.
In addition to the cash, Noem’s bag also included her DHS personal identity verification card that provides access to secure agency buildings, as well as credit cards, blank checks, her passport, driver’s license and a set of keys, the sources familiar with the theft said.
At least two on-duty plainclothes members of the U.S. Secret Service were seated at the restaurant's bar, in between where Noem was seated and the front doors, according to a source who witnessed the meal and said that the restaurant wasn’t very busy at the time.
It’s unclear if any additional agents were seated near Noem's table, which was upstairs, far from the front entrance.
A restaurant manager on duty Monday told NBC News that footage was controlled by Darden Restaurants and directed media questions there. The corporate office for Darden Restaurants, which owns Capital Burger, did not respond to requests for comment.
During the White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday, NBC News asked Noem about her purse being stolen, but she said she couldn't provide a comment or details.
"I don't think I can comment on it yet," she said. "It's not resolved yet."
Noem said the U.S. Secret Service was aware of the theft but said she hadn't spoken to agency personnel yet about what happened.
Asked for comment, a Secret Service spokesperson referred NBC News to DHS.
Noem has been an outspoken member of President Donald Trump's Cabinet, pushing his hard-line policies of deporting undocumented immigrants and fortifying the U.S.-Mexico border to slow illegal migration.
Before joining the administration, Noem was the governor of South Dakota and a member of the House.
lol
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 00:18:15 c17386 No. 13606408
>A restaurant manager on duty Monday told NBC News that footage was controlled by Darden Restaurants
>Darden
This is as clownish as the last administration
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 00:19:07 c17386 No. 13606411
But clowny in a chud way, not a troon way.
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 00:21:40 fc0455 No. 13606417
Why the hell was she carrying $3k in cash with her anyways?
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 00:39:45 9ccae3 No. 13606447
>>13606417
Cause cash is better than credit?
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 00:53:06 1b5874 No. 13606466
is it farfetched to assume, in a multiverse filled with endless time lines that there is a very similar timeline to our own where the Secretary of homeland security works at a brothel getting raw dogged and sucking chad cocks for $200 an hour
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 00:56:11 8f2324 No. 13606470
>>13606309
I bet whoever stole that purse absolutely freaked the fuck out once he saw what was inside it lmao
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 00:56:45 50c794 No. 13606473
>>13606309
I'll bet it was one of the Wetbacks she isn't deporting. Or maybe a Muslim "migrant".
Niggers are mostly too dumb to pull sly shit like that. Niggers pretty much know they are clocked as Coon by everyone all the time.
This sounds more Mexi-Gypsy.
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 00:57:52 e9d1b8 No. 13606475
>>13606309
>At least two on-duty plainclothes members of the U.S. Secret Service were seated at the restaurant's bar, in between where Noem was seated and the front doors
sloppy job mossad, this is such a setup
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 01:00:39 4a830f No. 13606482
>>13606417
Probably she had only $300 but it mysteriously x10 after robbery.
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Desu 04/23/25 (Wed) 02:26:23 3017ae No. 13606739
>>13606309
I guess her bag was about as secure as Hunters Laptop.
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 04:08:50 aedb16 No. 13606976
>>13606466
What makes you think shes not getting rawdogged here?
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 06:02:36 000000 No. 13607225
>>13606309
she looks Mexican
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 06:44:50 000000 No. 13607310
>>13606309
>downtown Washington
Plagued by niggers from the southeast side.
>N-95 mask
I've only seen niggers wear that these days, along with the occasional spaz.
>At least two on-duty plainclothes members of the U.S. Secret Service were seated at the restaurant's bar, in between where Noem was seated and the front doors, according to a source who witnessed the meal and said that the restaurant wasn’t very busy at the time. It’s unclear if any additional agents were seated near Noem's table, which was upstairs, far from the front entrance.
wtf?
>A restaurant manager on duty Monday told NBC News that footage was controlled by Darden Restaurants and directed media questions there. The corporate office for Darden Restaurants, which owns Capital Burger, did not respond to requests for comment.
If it was anyone but a nigger or redneck, they likely would've released the footage by now on every major news outlet like they did in the CEO case.
>transit authorities won't release footage of criminals because it would make people racist
ironic
makes you wonder if they even know what the real problems are
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 10:45:23 7c7d62 No. 13607665
>>13606417
Is she a rapper?
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 10:49:33 cd3182 No. 13607673
>>13607665
NOEM SAYIN, BOYYEEE?!
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 14:43:27 000000 No. 13608268
>>13606309
Burgled. Robbery is face to face.
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 15:01:38 00759e No. 13608327
>>13606417
It, literally, says why in the OP.
> “Her entire family was in town including her children and grandchildren — she was using the withdrawal to treat her family to dinner, activities, and Easter gifts.”
You fucking retards.
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 15:30:45 cd3182 No. 13608430
>>13608327
True, feeding three generations and secret service agents AND tipping could easily be $3000. Darden restaurants are notoriously expensive and upscale places, and tipping practices usually require a 50% gratuity.
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 15:52:37 00759e No. 13608518
>>13608430
>dinner, activities, and Easter gifts
>dinner
>activities
>and Easter gifts
Am I in a bad dream? Is reading comprehension a thing? Holy fuck.
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 15:53:39 fb264d No. 13608522
>>13606309
Maybe she should get on the horse and start deporting all niggers.
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 15:56:15 4d9343 No. 13608530
>>13608522 checked and keked
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Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 16:28:31 1b0bfe No. 13608634
>>13606482
>Probably she had only $300 but it mysteriously x10 after robbery.
all secrets that she now has access to which mysteriously will end in is not real was in that bag…she is totaly not jewish asset
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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 06:47:11 000000 No. 13614532
>>13606470
If it was a nigger they wouldn't have understood or cared. If anything they'll brag about it in lock up and everyone will have a nice wholesome laugh.
>dis nigga dun robbed duh unda secrateary
>yo nigga you got the entire homeland on you now
I assure you the entire penitentiary will be enlivened with much gaiety.
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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 10:52:05 9af21b No. 13614878
Wait this is a weird story…
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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 11:52:57 99cd90 No. 13614976
>>13606309
Why was the purse free? Why didn't she at least have the chair leg in the loop?
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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 11:58:23 380cfd No. 13614984
>>13606417
Because 3k isn't a lot of money.
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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 13:40:55 8c10b8 No. 13615238
>>13606309
LMAO
even with their guns they're still useless lazy cunts.
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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 14:59:45 ead3d2 No. 13615494
>>13606309
get ready bros
training material
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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 20:01:45 92bdd5 No. 13616370
>>13606417
3k is chump change to rich people. It's only 30 100 dollar bills. It was probably her petty cash for coke.
>>13614984
This anon gets it.
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Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 03:40:01 e66a2e No. 13617088
>>13608518
He's saying he doesn't believe the story you retarded sperg
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