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f130f6 No.13596260 [Last50 Posts]

There's a really cute chick working at a fast food drive thru that I got to frequently. How do I go about asking her out on a date without making it weird? How do I know if she's interested in me or not? What's the worst that can happen if I crash or burn?

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6fe381 No.13596444

>>13596260

You will have to ask her or someone else will. Don't worry if it is weird. What matters id results not the opinion of somd tart.

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cc366c No.13596460

It's really not hard to say "Hey, wanna hang out some time?"

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067dff No.13596509

>>13596260

tell her that hitler was right.

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800e0d No.13596720

File: bda50a193b62e80⋯.png (2.73 KB,1024x576,16:9,876439478659.png)

>>13596260

The worst thing you could do, you already did… you posted your animal relations here, in an irrelevant section.

And so, I wish you luck with your girl.

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5a9fd5 No.13596738

>>13596260

Fuck how should I know?

Just make eye contact, walk up to her with confidence and give her a firm handshake. Then tell her that gyat be bussin or what ever you kids say these days. It'll all work out i'm sure, kiddo

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3d5574 No.13596746

>>13596260

“Anything else op?”

I’ll take you togo

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223d7c No.13596749

>>13596260

3 hours have passed and no one has posted this chick's cock? See this is exactly the problem.

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be3403 No.13596776

File: 91d4dea82f43525⋯.jpg (38.54 KB,720x720,1:1,1742695697281906.jpg)

>>13596260

>How do I go about asking her out on a date without making it weird? How do I know if she's interested in me or not?

literally just ask if she wants to grab a drink sometime. It's either a yes or a no. If it's a no, don't take it personel and just move on. Don't make a big deal out of it. Bee yourself and find someone who is genuinely interested in you. Not try to mold yourself into something you're not just to get a bussy.

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000000 No.13596853

>>13596260

Don't rush it, be comfortable with yourself when you approach her.

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5d50fb No.13596858

>>13596746

Flawless.

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e5ae2d No.13596869

>>13596738

>give her a firm handshake

This is very strange to hear. How did it end up like this? I mean pretty much nobody ever shake hands with a woman anywhere outside of the West.

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e5ae2d No.13596878

>>13596509

She is a girl. Shouldn't he be more tactful and start with a soft implication that he did nothing wrong first?

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27764c No.13596955

File: 58ed63e45c6a64a⋯.png (318.07 KB,742x710,371:355,limp_pepe.png)

Just do it bro, the worst it can happen is that she says "no". And then you'll now and be free.

Good luck fren!

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27764c No.13596959

>>13596955

and the you'll know*

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cad8bf No.13598712

>>13596260

post your faggoty shit somewhere else

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7b38bc No.13599275

File: c5fe54113641be7⋯.jpg (523.87 KB,2160x1216,135:76,75457875567889.jpg)

>>13596955

>worst is no

>OMG FUCK YOU UGLY INCEL FREAK OMG IM LITERALLY CALLING THE POLICE MY BOYFRIEND IS BIG AND HE PLAYS FOOTBALL AND HES COMING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

>HEY IM HER BOYFRIEND *PUNCH* *SLAM*

>EVERYONE SITTING AT RESTAURANT LAUGHING IN BACKROUND LIKE HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LITTLE WEAK ASS VIRGIN ON THE GROUND HES CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

>HEY ITS THE POLICE! ITS THAT INCEL WE HEARD ATTEMPTED RAPE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

>YOU GONNA BE LOCKED UP FOR A LONG TIME FREAK GET IN THE CAR

>Can I please speak with my lawyer?

>HEY ITS YOUR LAWYER YOU HAVE NO MONEY INCEL FREAK! I WONT DEFEND YOU HAHAHA! FUCKER

>HEY ITS YOUR BOSS CALLING YOU

>I HEARD YOU GONNA BE LOCKED UP FOR RAPE SO YOUR FIRED SCUMBAG!

>HEY ITS TYRONE FUCK U LOOKIN AT YT BOI WHY YOU SHAKIN?

>ENJOY THIS BBC LIL BITCH WE GON SPREAD YOU REAL WIDE AFTER WE SAW DEM PAPERS YOU A RAPIST

>HEY ITS YOUR PARENTS COMING TO VISIT YOU

>WE ARE DISOWNING YOU RAPIST FUCK THE PARENTS OF THE GIRL SAID YOUR A FUCKING WEIRDO

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7cdfd7 No.13599322

>>13596260

Just ask her out, there's no reason to waste time on dumb little games.

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1a2dba No.13599369

Walk up to her, and before she can react, ask her "does this tube sock smell like ether?" And, bam, off you go with your new catch. It's how i met your old lady.

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0abc1a No.13599382

File: f58ec1a726e7008⋯.png (64.59 KB,246x240,41:40,f58ec1a726e7008345393f4aa0….png)

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0abc1a No.13599385

File: c80988134b2eae0⋯.jpg (691.07 KB,800x1132,200:283,c80988134b2eae0e284d56f985….jpg)

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635447 No.13599386

>>13599275

Said like a true person who doesnt talk to women in real life

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0abc1a No.13599392

File: 54215604e91298c⋯.png (22.41 KB,986x995,986:995,1743667480632575.png)

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5bacf6 No.13599413

>>13596260

Go up to the drive thru window with your willy out. When she notices, you say

>well you're always feeding me, I thought I'd return the favour

Then pop your eyebrows up and down while licking your lips.

Works everytim

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c6759f No.13599417

>>13596260

Do It or Don’t – You’ll Regret it Either Way.

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b6ac50 No.13599470

>>13596260

next time you order, you look in the bag, then look back at her and you say "hey, you forgot something", and she says "what?"

you say "you forgot to give me your number".

she will probably giggle and if she doesn't like you she will just say she has a boyfriend to let you down easy, or if she likes you she will give you her number. its literally that easy. I did this by the way and got a girls number. But I am a chad so your mileage may vary. But there is no point in overthinking it. The longer you wait to make a move the more the chance you will fuck it up.

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bb0f4b No.13599490

File: 5d5b56b2fa5f041⋯.jpg (25.46 KB,284x326,142:163,1707861364626913.jpg)

>>13596260

shoot her with a tranquilizer gun, throw her inside the van, and then splash water on her to wake her up at the hide out

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c65d81 No.13599495

File: f1a648fb091bbf3⋯.gif (228.95 KB,220x220,1:1,1743509926917540.gif)

>>13596260

CHRISTOS ANESTI

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bd89ff No.13599503

>>13596260

Thats a man

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bd89ff No.13599510

>>13596260

also, girls have cooties or something

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0ee661 No.13599652

>>13596260

Let me talk to her for you anon

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067dff No.13599665

>>13596260

that's a dude

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f9b819 No.13599803

File: 06f5167ad44e4d9⋯.jpg (116.61 KB,800x600,4:3,1741995164641991.jpg)

Just give her your number fatass

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41bda4 No.13599854

>>13596260

>1pbtid

>irrelevant tranny thread pic

>whining about women

And people say they miss 4chan, it's already here

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55d066 No.13599915

Drive through with your dick out and see what she says

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c68aea No.13599993

>>13596260

>Intimidated

>by a fast food worker no less

You won’t breed. Taking women seriously is bad enough, but a fucking drive thru clerk gives you anxiety? Gen z really is a group of massive faggot pussies.

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2ce64d No.13599999

>>13596260

Understand that women by nature is designed to make your life hell. Her soul was made by the devil. This while reality is womenly prison for real gods souls (men) to be tormented.

Now when you realized this it is super easy to approach her and even treat her like a dangerous pest.

This will turn her on and you will indeed have your life fucked up.

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9107e7 No.13600008

>>13599999

Wild 9’s!

Tell her you need to breed her to save the white race, op

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635447 No.13600024

>>13599999

Checked and women pilled

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94f6f5 No.13600035

>1pbtid

>not political

Why are all you faggots replying to this thread? Do you not see you're the reason cuckchan was a shit hole? This place is already turning into a fucking cesspool.

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94f6f5 No.13600037

also sage

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f130f6 No.13600261

>>13599803

how did you know I was fat?

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c127d0 No.13600295

>>13600035

Yeah but now that 4chan is down, I no longer care about the 1pbtid because I now realize that the board is a big organized shitfest. It was fine exactly the way it was.

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9129af No.13600409

>>13596260

Just get good at manipulating people. The goyim are begging to be manipulated. Look at christcopers. Look at Qanon, flat earth, nigger worshippers, etc

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27764c No.13600728

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a9289f No.13606357

File: b27fa20c5150844⋯.jpg (53.55 KB,1080x1072,135:134,1743212778775946.jpg)

>>13596260

yeah just be straight and ask her if she has a man. if no, then offer her something - dinner/date etc it's really all about what you want to do. if you don't know what to do, then you should figure that out. do you just want a number? do you just wanna chat?

if you're trying to FUCK then you probably shouldn't take her out to dinner because the external isn't lining up with the internal, and this will be reflected. furthermore, you need to get the oneitis out of your brain, this is an iteration of 'needy you' that needs to die

>REMEMBER YOU:

do not need anyone else

you are content to be alone

you have your own goals and priorities going on

if you don't you're going to continue to spiral, and unless she's severely damaged, she's just gonna swerve you. yes external game, like money, resources, looks, muscles, etc. do matter but they're not the end all be all. it's mostly about how you make her feel at the end of the day. if she is not smiley and happy and chipper to see you, you should work on establishing rapport, if she's not warm, you don't have to go any further.

if you're gonna go in there shooting up blind alleys, you should just shoot fast because there are a ton of women out there and you do not have all the time in the world. high energy is not even worrying about someone else asking her out because you're already the king. you're already better, and she's already attracted to you. it's easier if you assume these things. keep in mind, if she has a shred of dignity, she COULD still swerve you out of integrity for her man if she has one and then it didn't matter what you do/have at all.

Also, keep in mind women think they're overworked and tired (they don't know shit about tired) so most of the time they're pretty exasperated. The mindset that works best for me is when I am casual and i just walk up have a chat, and leave cuz I don't expect/need anything from her. Just by virtue of you walking up and initiating conversation you have already validated her existence. You're gonna fuck it up, but you have to do it anyway, and contemplating the current quandaries of the dating scene are only useful if you want an excuse to do absolutely nothing except bitch.

What I would do if I were you is just go up to some chick who isn't even your type, and if you don't have a type, you should figure that the fuck out and quick (standards/personality/looks) and then try to ask one of them out. Build up to that shit. That chick isn't going anywhere. You'll feel a marked difference cuz you warmed up, and who knows maybe the girl you normally would have passed up actually does something for you. Attraction isn't JUST looks.

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a9289f No.13606372

File: d92cdc66990a02a⋯.png (37.36 KB,661x670,661:670,ClipboardImage.png)

>>13599275

you typed all that shit out

look at it again and tell me you're satisfied with your life

who the fuck wants to be in a relationship with whoever typed this horseshit

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7cbfb8 No.13606458

>>13606372

its pretty funny comedy tho peak chan response greentexting capslock and all

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59b77f No.13606492

File: 806627f0eb5405e⋯.jpeg (212.99 KB,816x816,1:1,IMG_7321.jpeg)

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000000 No.13606498

>>13596260

Whose son is this?

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5a2932 No.13606508

File: 9f1209b78a74bf5⋯.png (780.76 KB,640x1138,320:569,1604087815762.png)

>>13596260

ayo what dat mouf do?

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84a8e5 No.13606521

>>13596260

It's her job to appear kind, nice and servient.

Guys fall for this all the time.

Waitresses schmooze you up because they want tips, not because they want to suck your dick.

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1c5e57 No.13606683

>>13596260

This is /pol/ you retard and this is not political so I have to sage your thread while still not knowing if that works here

That being said, if you have a reason to talk to her it will happen. Don’t just cold talk to her. That freaks girls out. They know they’re cute. They know you want to talk to them. It’s all about vibe. If you are naturally in a situation where the two of you chum it up, show her you are a peaceful, somewhat predictable, keyword SAFE, person. But seemingly contradictory, surprise her just a tad, not in a way that exudes danger but that there are undiscovered layers. And most of all make her laugh, and don’t take yourself too seriously. Life is a big joke, make sure she knows you know it is.

Don’t think about it too much.

Saging your gay blog post tho. No offense faggot

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86bb29 No.13606687

>>13606683

How is this not political?

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1c5e57 No.13606696

>>13606687

Asking for advice on how to do something normal is not political.

Discussion on how we got here is definitely sociopolitical - the relationships between men and women, men and their world, women and their world, etc. But that’s not what the thread is doing in OP’s post.

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9f28ed No.13606716

>>13596260

What makes it weird is your own self-doubt. She instantly senses it, and fills in the blanks. If you have something do doubt, then maybe you're second-guessing your criminal intent towards her. Literally just shut the fuck up and do it, without a sliver of doubt in your heart. Hurr durr conferdens and so on, but no really, this is the mechanism. They sense your doubts and fill in the blanks with the worst possible interpretation, because they evolved this way.

Just go like "hey, cute cashier, can I have your number?", and for the love of God, don't stalk her, if she says "no".

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c1383e No.13607470

>>13596738

lmfao

>>13596869

new fag…..he was making a joke about how boomers always say to get a job just walk in and give them a firm handshake

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afeb46 No.13607503

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45b97d No.13607521

>>13596260

You show off your cock in front of the drive through window when she is servicing you. If she is happy with the length and girth, she will ask for your phone number; if she is not impressed, she will proceed to ask what would you like from the menu.

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75d4a1 No.13608149

File: 36e10cb5e290107⋯.png (278.53 KB,960x547,960:547,173293328923.png)

>>13596260

Take this fucking normalfaggot shit to plebbit.

They can probably tell you how to acquire a used-up hole there.

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cbfeb3 No.13608237

>>13608149

i dont think a civilization can even recover from this shit, its so fucking over niggers

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