Anonymous 11/27/14 (Thu) 06:08:29 e94175 No. 1116 [Open thread]
Question If pokemon were real, How would someone initiate a romantic relationship with a creature that, while sapient, cannot verbally communicate in any way? It just doesnt seem possible
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Anonymous 07/29/16 (Fri) 22:58:48 e94175 No. 1546
Smart enough pokemon can nod or shake their heads to at least answer yes or no.
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Anonymous 03/27/17 (Mon) 00:11:59 713d8a No. 1585
Catch an attractive Pokemon.
Breed Pokemon with Ditto.
Release parent.
Hatch Egg.
Groom Pokemon to think sex with you is normal.
Repeat until you have a harem.
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Anonymous 12/31/17 (Sun) 10:09:23 f79467 No. 1590
You’d do it the same way people have sex with animals, of course
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Jaser 01/03/18 (Wed) 20:12:55 b628b5 No. 1592
Supposedly once a dog, horse, or dolphin knows it can get sexual satisfaction from a human they will seek it out, from what I've heard. But the OP specifically mentioned a romantic relationship. Pokemon are certainly smarter than animals and would pick up on your body language and respond with their own body language, just like a real relationship could. I'm sure there's plenty of fanfics with good examples...
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Anonymous 05/17/19 (Fri) 00:58:22 3a1dd9 No. 1654
Whip your cock out and give it the bedroom eyes
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