1. The virus exists.
2. It was created in a lab in china using stolen virus samples from Canada and a grant for “gain of functionality” research from the King Nigger administration.
3. It was accidentally released before weaponization because chinks are incapable of maintaining white standards of quality assurance and security.
4. 99.5% of people will not contract it or get any symptoms whatsoever.
5. 95% of people who get it will not die from it.
6. Even the highest risk age group only has a 5% death rate.
7. All tests are PURPOSELY worthless due to their cycle threshold being too high; this was done to inflate “case” numbers to justify global totalitarianism.
8. We have plenty of chinkflu threads already; you didn’t need a new one for your QTDDTOT.