/nothingness/ - The Void

the first location I would like to give a tour of is the plutonian shore because I find it very similar to my homeland it has a lot of green written about it

it is a place of graveyards and lighthouses and cottages, of dark shores and rocky coast caves, and the very first thing anyone notices about it is the ever present mist.

I believe this mist is the progenitor of our very own board tan and it has a lewd effect on all it covers, which is why so much green ends up taking place here

there are at LEAST 2 female ghosts here, a tall japanese lady who I believe kidnaps little boys and some small girl who likes to hang out on the shore, god I feel such heartache when I see her

as you can see its not uncommon to get sea horrors coming out of that, the water is mostly normal saltwater but there is a bit of an unidentified inky black substance to it

the population density of inhabitants, sapient or otherwise, would be considered pretty sparse for the surface, but its not really out of the ordinary here, they all like their space

as for geography this actually physically connects, as in you can walk to these places a great deep wood in one direction and a vast empty ocean in the other.

why do I seperate this into 3 places? fuck you thats why, im the mapmaker and I feel like it.

eta on that map homie

this area I am not nearly as familiar with, and cant give you the nitty gritty, it has no name of course but I like to call it sigil

since almost everything in the void is impossibly far away, anything seeking a sort of "big city" or large gathering has no reason not to go to the same one, and you can find just about anything and anyone (including death herself) there, if you can stomach the place

there is a bustling market, the crowd scared me off but I saw a tempting sale for hell dolls in the forum

geographically speaking you could divide it into 3 main areas which I call the burning town, the towers, and the decay

the burning town is a sort of hellish nightmare city, you will find all manner of monstrosity making some sort of living, probably trying to prey on you, there are huge towers of bone and vast swathes of flame, I would avoid it altogether

the towers, anything and everything is there, there is a subway system of a sort but I stayed away, I hear talk of an undercity down there

its honestly terrifying and the senses of mortal man cant really take it all in at all, and thats just the stuff in normal 3 dimensional space, although there is a nice diner deviled ham sandwhich was okay, saw a nekkid girl order a 1776, which is apparently tea in saltwater with active fireworks in it

I cant stand the things filling the streets, these blurry indistinct vaguely humanoid phantoms, they resemble TV static a bit and there are droves of them milling about with no purpose whatsoever, constantly mumbling nothing of meaning to no one, every once in a while you might hear something that seems almost coherent, but this is merely a coincidence or a part of their maddening effect

lastly there is this huge sprawl of urban decay with abandoned warehouses, collapsing builings, smashed windows with grass on the floor ect, place is a little creepy but it is more comfortable to me, my lantern attracted some strange moth lady who I didnt want to talk to, but it occurs to me after the fact that her story must be stupendously miserable, for a moth, a creature seeking light to end up in the void of all places… its not my business and I dont know her ciPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>392

You got a problem with ponies?

>>395

Yes. I do.

They don't exist

>>396

Y-you didn't have to hurt me like that

>>397

Welcome to The Void

I discovered what "vacation time" means.

As of yesterday, and today, I was paid while I enjoyed my day off.

I want more vacation days

lol nigga you're late to the party. It's all for shits and giggles man. On the surface it seems that we're all about shit memes

But comb through the other threads, you'll find plenty of Anons dropping some wisdom gems.

We embody everything and nothing, meaning we can nig and put on our philosophical/esoteric/occult hats whenever.

We'll help you appreciate the "Now" and then dab on yo ass

Inspire you to reach into your subconsious mind to deal with your shit then get hella denegerate about Mist-Chan

Chillout, go to the comfy thread to unbunch those sissy panties

>>1111

these are… ADVANCED NUMBERS!

quads proclaimeth, let there be lewdan nigger memes for another age

>>1111

Goddamn, / / has been on fire lately

I'll stay a while and look around.

>>1136

>>1136

Who's that one-eyed qt

using the official screencap feature for shits and giggles

They're the only boned creatures I can tolerate tbh.

Its Boneless or nothing, otherwise

>>791

GET THE FUCK ON

This is some funny shit. Glad to see this shit get such national buzz. As if burgers could embarrass themselves anymore

Take me to The Void pls

You know, I had read some articles about this shit, only skimming and having slight laughs about this shit.

But as I sit here and drink this rum and coke, I grow more apathetic to the human race as I watch these vids.

When I see shit like this, I can hardly blame anyone that wants to check out of society.

where can I get one of these? there is something I need to look for in the man eating bog and it should help right? any of you have experience with them?

>>696

>>697

mmm, let's get them in the void girl general