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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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7bed31 No.458801

The NSA, deals in civilian espionage, dealing with police corruption, as a civilian's rights countermeasure to federal, state, municipal, local, and hamlet police forces.

Funded by Philip J. Morris, with the ACLU as a corporate front, they are an armed tactical administration, requiring high grades since kindergarten (an IQ test as a bully beating, taking down a conduct disorder then registering above a 150, marked "135" in school records, taken age 6), poor gymnasium scores, lessons for swim, no junior varsity or varsity athletics, and a highschool job with at least 20 hours a week for the school year, 20 to 40 hours during the summer or winter optional.

Begun by John F. Kennedy, in 1961, they deal with security of school records, college records, college campuses, campus police security, cyber privacy, home privacy, and a prohibition against wire tapping, automatically considered a foreign agency of intruder, a state treason enemy; handled with any jurisprudence, as a terrorist, the definition under NSA rules, regardless of your organization, ranks, or rights, even under Patriot Act standards, limitations on police; the NSA is civilian, not cop. The Patriot Act, is our creation.

SIGINT, requires Jewish (not Abrahamic), Arab (Ismaeli Bruce), or O'Neill (live, not Jewish), blood, a single set; they deal in router and browser architecture. HUMINT, requires Jewish Arab blood. They deal in courier services, and records retrieval, for transfer to film or FBI/ATF/DEA forces. OP-INT, requires Arab O'Neill blood. They deal in live combat functions, requiring a college undergraduate's to own a firearm; otherwise, it all goes, just for fun. Cyber Command, maintains the Air National Guard, the combat security force, codenamed "UMB", for Ultra Marine Biotics. They deal with United States and foreign military threats, particularly the USMC and MI-6. They are authorized to use gun ship helicopters, strike force fighter bombers, and assault rifles, when hunting armed units, or civilian journalist units hiding "assassins", those reporting on sitting politicians, Congress and Cabinet or Presidency, working with the Secret Service currency and accessory conspiracy units, Secret Service being the famous "Lensman" of Hard Candy fame.

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7bed31 No.458802

How to Raise a Mercenary Agent (Tom Cruise's "Cocktail"):

You'll need a wide receiver theory (mother who knows secretary work), the Spinoza school set (child prodigy premature police sergeant), an information courier parent pair (father, varsity football, nothing above, mother, stalked by female sheriff's deputy, framed by sister for tricking informations police officer), and a quarterback contact reel (state police state department local services).

The child, will then use the mother's secretariat theory (a genetic invention, famous with a figure for siding with NATO's combined forces tradition in some house of logic), to use information drops, when signalled by the quarterback, the federal embassy system; outside of that, it will be a rogue agent, attempting a simple agency set, on a "placement", a private sector seat set through a prediliction of father refused at collegiate level (with a set of three specialties of failed undergraduate, each one aligning with espionage private forces).

I use a cheat set of Theseus chess with the "crown", the enemy rook, as diagonal to my "hat", my services officer, through "financial assets", pawns, as a "bishop", a bank, with each information drop, as a wage worker increase of system sending a registered spouse, a comintern Arab. The figure, is Baldwin IV, on MI-6 secretary hospital logic, campus mental health services as the dossier information dump; aligned to purge file, through FBI service, upon mission complete. The father's set, is vampire purifier, royal academy lawyer vs. casino cheats, "schiessers", on a janus, an ides of january.

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7bed31 No.458803

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Fentanyl:

Fentanyl, is a chemical composite, tightly controlled by corrections staff on death row watches; if an inmate, performs sexual assault, on another inmate, both of them on death row, the assailant (always the penetrator of the other inmate), will have fentanyl inserted into their lethal injection; a death in utter agony.

Traded for in back alley abortions, by the Fraternal Order of the Police, through United States State Police operatives, since 1991, the chemical is used as retaliations on those invoking laws of court, attorney, or compliance through reform of government mandates non-existent through legislature, phrased as a name and a law, a "lawman's act", pertaining to a use of force against a political act or politician found disagreeable with the union rights of a police officer to commit a criminal act against a civilian.

However, through the recruitment of MI-6 communist university circles, the Japanese range Yakuza (the Self-Defense Forces), Sony Pictures, an Irish Republican Army mercenary, and several Catholic Carabinieri (military priests), the problem has now entered a mathematical convex called a "dubble", the recreation of the Holocaust of those exposed to chemical weapons holding police envoy badge during the Weimar (conversion to a code of logic unable to resist act of law, then placing self into own collapse and exile into statehood outside of preferred biome).

Only possible by a politician outside "liebenstraum" usage, called "Cenality" under modern psychiatric code; impossible for Adolf Hitler, however erected through Reynard Heydrich, through giving Adolf Hitler an aversion to ketchup hot dogs (staining his brown uniform when wiping, Adolf Hitler a status monetary legacy fixation, so he'd wipe on his shirt at the stomach, any condiment), then placing an act of logic through Klaus Doenitz in treaty (the American Tabernacle's formation, the US Army War College, through Meccan reserves of tactica out of the Jacksonian code's alteration to fit Iranian logic), then a movement into the Gestapo free press, Heinz Heydrich, Reynard's little brother; the fixation on ketchup hot dogs, hence the print of the "Batman" title, a spy's moniker, however impossible to follow for a spy (hence a past tactica of strategy would be used for deployment, if a culinary chef, a Marine out of the Barbary tradition).

Hence, we find the State Police Colonel's board, poisoning their own undercover sheriff's assets, with Fentanyl, then performing arrests of state police undercovers having done so, before the expulsion of political marshalls with Homeland Security's medical panels, hospital security, the restraint wards operated by the United States Mossad; collapsed, with the downfall of James "Whitey" Bulger. The Mossad, are now interned, not civilians with athletics training, "Mad Pride".

For funding and finance, Adult Swim, Toonami, DC Comics, South Park Studios, and Sony Pictures, have been accessed, with video games performing the basin theory for the FBI (Arkham series), NSA (Assassin's Creed series), and the Redcoat Juris Canadian RCMP (Super Mario Odyssey), collapsing the Church of Satan (Ciudad National Intelligence) with the downfall of Marilyn Manson (featured as Mario, in Super Mario Odyssey) through the culprit homophobia of children emulating the United States Naval Dictum Act (Thomas Jefferson changing, "yesdee", the Hebrew code term for a sailor or ensign, to "gay", a homosexual in the children's logic, a child following them).

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7bed31 No.458804

James Bulger worked for Argentinian intelligence, out of the priesthood.

Juan Peron, man.

I had him investigated by the Hopkinton Fire Department, then run down by a heart transplant request due to cherry glaze oven ham, before his trial was complicated by the Cuban embargo dropping and judges quitting Marlboros by kissing the cigars, then beaten to death in prison for being a priest with a pistol hand (the bent thumb as a child, the cop), before his syndicate flipped upside down with the Mossad (retired spies) and Mad Pride (athletes in industry) switching places (the hospital and prison, are now placed appropriately).

I used an intelligence system called "Tiger Krav", invented by my father in the 1960s, for 30K in money at the time (to Israel). You circle a guy, into a corner, in jail, in the public room, by giving two blows, then a side, and you step into the side, over and over, varying the side to strip a disarm phrase (a counter), until he's Winnie the Pooh (a child who gives a pet, honey).

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