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File: 8239ee8296a17a4⋯.png (184.83 KB,365x365,1:1,sk1426890959432.png)

 No.449152 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

The last banner thread bugged out, possibly due to being more than three years old, so I made a new one.

Rules:

• Your image has to be 300x100 and under 500 KB.

• It should have "/lewd/" somewhere on it.

• Obviously, not every submission will be added.

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 No.453737

join

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File: ba5cc57281e3ccd⋯.jpg (383.48 KB,1173x1200,391:400,guard.jpg)

 No.434310 [Open thread]

1) No lewd images of any person under 18, even if that person is you.

2) Posting porn/lewds of anyone's waifu is a bannable offence (in theory).

3) No spamming.

4) No hateful bullying.

5) No ban evasion.

6) No doxxing.

7) No posting someone else's pics, chat logs or similar without their consent.

8) Just generally try not to do stuff that might drive people away from the board (which includes advertising for other boards).

Addendum:

• If you've reported something bad and it takes too long for you to see any reaction, let me know. I don't get notifications about these things.

• NSFW stuff is perfectly fine, as long as it doesn't break any rules.

• Gore isn't technically against the rules, but it might get deleted if it's particularly bad. Putting gore under a spoiler and giving a warning is the polite thing to do.

• Namefagging is encouraged, though not required.

• Kircheis is the best galactic hero, closely followed by Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong).

• Kagami a cute.

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File: 082d7c11f6a9b90⋯.jpeg (38.79 KB,500x500,1:1,IMG_2041.jpeg)

 No.453739 [Open thread]

This stupid oogle has been testing me. Absolute gross pig bitch, fake teeth sun fried whore that needs to be humbled. 512) 317-9925

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File: 997346f2a4a5024⋯.png (82.98 KB,720x648,10:9,chrome_screenshot_11_Nov_2….png)

 No.453721 [Open thread]

Doxbin.org Users pick this up ASAP,

Omar 9573103085text/call me

Incase you want FREE childporn text me for offers,

Also I'm a illegalArms merchant & Former Mexican Prisoner in Chihuahua, Mexico for Multiple felonies,

Omar hemet,CA or 9519436244 or 9097312177 or 9513103085 or come to perris,California, clark street, 18019 address for Face to face to deals

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File: 4680ec91766d425⋯.jpg (42.3 KB,564x752,3:4,a708ce886bfc0e24e0dcd3cc08….jpg)

 No.453341 [Open thread]

How do I login to see the pictures?

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 No.453347

File: 77d8021a5e4d30e⋯.jpg (100.94 KB,531x531,1:1,sk1426890959880.jpg)

Hi there! I'm afraid that's not the issue; the issue is that 8kun's servers suck ass. The images you can see are the only ones left, the other ones have been lost in some sort of server whoopsie.

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 No.453436

Idk :)

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 No.453602

File: f901b100a4dbd96⋯.jpeg (9.22 KB,187x269,187:269,download_1.jpeg)

>>453347

Help

I'm sorry, bros, I masturbsted to picrel

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 No.453650

>>453602

anon, are you an ant?

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 No.453716

e

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File: 6266e23fd59bec9⋯.jpg (90.95 KB,612x783,68:87,_tenryuu_kantai_collection….jpg)

 No.453261 [Open thread]

Where did this refuge of horndogs and villiany end up moving to?

I checked the usual suspects of end, zzz, and smug and no luck. Did you fellas end up running off to discord or something?

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 No.453619

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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 No.453668

will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known

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 No.453675

gg

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 No.453680

join

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 No.453712

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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 No.453692 [Open thread]

i donno if I am thicc or just big boned?

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 No.453694

>>453692

Thicker than a snicker and I’m in love.

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 No.453705

>>453692

That really you? That is like 10/10.

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 No.453706

>>453692

Please tell me you like doggy. That would feel the best.

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File: 1b026f19144df3b⋯.jpg (120.45 KB,1000x1500,2:3,46cm9in_3D_Realistic_Femal….jpg)

 No.453704 [Open thread]

I'm trying to get a hands-free nut and work out thru practicing humping, but I don't wanna get a whole ass torso thing to hide in a closet when I have family over (frequent).

Is there some kinda contraption I can use/rig to work with regular fleshlights or something? I tried using the rolled up blanket technique, but it's not firm enough and it's awkward to hold up while standing/kneeling

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File: a4c78be6a4e1a35⋯.jpg (281.29 KB,1078x1347,1078:1347,Screenshot_20241017_161229….jpg)

 No.453701 [Open thread]

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File: 37e17c30abd469d⋯.png (Spoiler Image,27.74 KB,182x216,91:108,CLV_M2_us_us_Altered_Beast….png)

 No.453699 [Open thread]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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File: 8fca3a2c1163226⋯.png (946.44 KB,684x1232,171:308,Screenshot_2024_10_10_at_8….png)

 No.453691 [Open thread]

disc0rd. g g /dFU7p8kF

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File: 5636940486e16fa⋯.mp4 (60.92 KB,320x320,1:1,VID_20241006_WA0017.mp4)

 No.453681 [Open thread]

Join Join us for me I think I see 🙈 I want you look at the way I see it is a little bit and see what I got from the right choice by getting that for me and I can see it now but I think it's also the best

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File: f972c5d3e95e62f⋯.png (393 B,765x401,765:401,IMG_1826.png)

 No.453676 [Open thread]

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File: fdbe9ab52a0fda6⋯.png (302.37 KB,720x510,24:17,chrome_screenshot_23_Aug_2….png)

 No.453653 [Open thread]

IFWD 4TH SPECIAL

https://tommyvercitti666.podbean.com/

1st [Rest in Piss] / YouTube CEO (Susan wojicicki) croaks

2nd [why are niggers so violent]

3rd [UK 🇬🇧 neighbor beats man over pokemon cards]

4th [your daughter brings home a black man, how do you react??]

5th [will women dominate tech]

6th [Americans leaving poop stains on chairs at events/theaters]

7th [I lift to kill trannies]

8th [Chink Nigger]

9th [going Law Enforcement]

10th Diversity Hire Tyrone Rant 0:00

(LANDAN from Tiktok) "PROTECTOR OF WOMEN FROM INCEL RAPISTS 2:47

•How Can i have Revenge on Women & make them pay for there injustices against Incels 5:06

8:10 [Redshit/Reddit Terrifies me]

[Why arent you living in a Storage Unit]

11:12

13:50 [California Approves Reparations]

[KFC🍗 Robbery in Augusta] 17:52

21:40 [when are car prices gonna start falling??]

24:10 [ ➕ size hooter waitresses being hired, spark debate]

27:00 Military Section/ [worst place you toured at/stayed at]

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 No.453657

Why does all Jewtube ads that interrupt my videos have Black People Zooming their Fat Gorilla 🦍 Fucking Wide Face up close the Camera??

What's that all about??

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File: 784626d74cf41a9⋯.jpg (83.62 KB,437x537,437:537,sk1426890959929.jpg)

 No.452874 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]

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 No.453708

File: c9a6612429d865e⋯.jpg (1.02 MB,1000x1500,2:3,8331d4a2d70ba11097a57bbaa0….jpg)

>>453702

How's Skandi-tan?

I still wish you'd share your Steam or Discord with me.

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 No.453714

File: 597de7e499b11d3⋯.jpg (134.55 KB,400x400,1:1,sk1426890960278.jpg)

>>453708

Well, I'm doing pretty good by my standards! Having a kid was a pretty huge change, unsurprisingly, but the stress is more than worth it.

Yeeeeah, sorry, I'm too insane for IM. If it's any consolation, I've not used Steam chat or Discord since my ex-domme and I broke up, essentially.

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 No.453715

File: 0305c8b6e9c7c1e⋯.png (227.24 KB,480x360,4:3,1722574926357924.png)

>>453714

Ibisher gladdertims yeeims deeny nottoeable leavim fer guddoes matoeable absoluerly soim

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 No.453729

>>453715

Talk normal.

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 No.453730

File: 9ca8331ec231fdb⋯.png (142.35 KB,500x500,1:1,chrimontent.png)

>>453729

merrim chrimbboes matoeable absoluerly soim

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