b419dd No.674961 [Last50 Posts]
What makes a great ration? And why are MREs so shit?
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b02ecb No.674965
>>674961
>What makes a great ration
longevity and coffee instant.
>And why are MREs so shit?
80s era experimentation that never got fazed out
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bab364 No.674966
>>674961
Variety makes a good ration. Seven-ten menu items don't fucking cut it. Because they just do.
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33ed51 No.674967
>>674961
Salted MRE crackers, spicy MRE cheese spread, jam, Coffee instant type 1, early 90s orange drink base, lucky strikes, vacuum sealed packaging/cans with a nice hiss
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daa056 No.674968
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3858f6 No.674970
>>674968
Green flavour is the best one tbh
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2e834d No.674974
>tfw you can eat 150-year-old hardtack from the American Civil War and 100 year British beef from the Boer War but a Chinese MRE is too much
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bc7864 No.674975
>>674961
long shelf life
coffee
hot chocolate powder
chocolate
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6deadc No.674976
>>674967
>Coffee instant type 1
Pleb.
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6dbc44 No.674977
Any pointers for homemade rations?
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3858f6 No.674979
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>>674974
>chinks declare war on US
>all their troops die of malnutrition and food poisoning from the gutter oil
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65be27 No.674986
>>674979
China is overpopulated so I am not surprised if they do not give a shit about the chink lives.
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514b13 No.674990
>what makes a great ration?
Hot pockets, FRH, and gummy vitamins.
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74bb1d No.674993
So far from what i've seen.
Slav, French, and Italian MREs always seem to be the top tier ones.
Nip ones are great too, if you love rice on top of rice. :^)
Most others are pretty good to alright.
US MREs are pretty shit since it's preservatives shaped into food with bits of "food" added. Something you'd only eat if you really had nothing else. Had a little experiment for myself to use whatever I had in my kitchen to make MREs taste good. The best I could get them to is "it's alright".
Chink MREs are weapons you drop on a starving enemy to weaken their morale further.
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b2c4a7 No.674996
>ate about 20 different Polish canned military foods, including the one that Steve had
>the best single portion meals were spaghetti a la bolognese (cost is about 1.2 dollars for 300gr dish), goulash (2 bucks, slightly less food, but tastes absolutely amazing) and beans a la breton (1.3 dollars, incredible flavor).
>some of them were bland as shit, none were bad, however
>also ate hueg 850g cans of soups and entrees
Judging from what I ate, good MRE dish is made by:
o Kielbasa
o Beans
o Sauerkraut
o Tomato sauce
o Big chunks of meat, no mechanically separated meat (pink goo)
o No dark meat chicken (doesn't taste good)
o Soupy consistence, so you can add rice / buckwheat / panzerwaffles for more calories and taste
o Panzerwaffles in general, especially SU-2 (bought 13.5 kilos of them for about eighty bucks with delivery)
o Something bearable to wash it down with (I used kisiel, coffee, tea, anything instant would work, just make sure it's not Nescafe / Lipton / other normie shit)
o Candy bars. Specifically, cereal bars, nut bars, fruit bars, jelly bars. Something sweet and chewy, bonus points for fibrosity
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8f4453 No.674997
>>674996
Sounds pretty top tier.
One thing I'd add for either dessert or for breakfast would be a small can of condensed milk and some biscuits.
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7821cc No.675000
>>674993
>French MREs always seem to be the top tier ones.
Picking up and sucking feral snails might not be bad but I am personally not a fan of escargot.
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ac435e No.675034
A good ration is just a bunch of civilian calorie-dense canned and long-life goods; if it includes cigarettes it is absolute top tier
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b390bc No.675036
>>675034
>A good ration is just a bunch of civilian calorie-dense canned and long-life goods
Greek rations are peak performance then
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d1fb63 No.675060
>>675034
>if it includes cigarettes it is absolute top tier
>giving away your fellow operators postion away
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7821cc No.675062
>>675036
But can our bodies truly utilize the energy output of isotope decay?
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d14107 No.675063
>>675036
>Not just using vitamin-fortified loukoumi as eternal rations
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7821cc No.675065
>>675063
Uncle of mine actually patented something extremely like that as anti-scurvy rations but apparently it was way too edible for infantry standards.
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b390bc No.675066
>>675062
>that fucking filename
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0b0c8d No.675070
>>675060
>smoking gives away position
>alcohol dulls the senses
>shooting guns also leaves a smell
>lighting a fire leaves both smoke and physical remains
sorry but I don't want to be robot who only lives straight edge so he can be "peak oper9er reddy"
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d33e37 No.675071
>>675066
translate it weebs
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b390bc No.675073
>>675071
>Soldiers of the Hellenic Supply Battalion secure the necessary raw materials for the soup kitchen; Chungcheong Province - South Korea 1956 colorized
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0f84f4 No.675074
>>675070
>not smoking and drinking means being a robot
a peak burger has been achieved
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5e608b No.675075
>>675074
No one is forcing you to smoke, that doesn't mean it shouldn't be in rations, because a lot of people do and there is no reason to distribute them separate. If you don't want to smoke just give the fags to a friend for a chocolate bar.
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0e11f0 No.675077
>>675075
>there is no reason to distribute them separate
I imagine they'd impart their smell to the food.
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5cc4cc No.675088
>>675070
>>675074
meth in MREs when?
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74bb1d No.675090
>>675088
We bringing back pervitin?
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182ed7 No.675115
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>>674974
just saw this bloke for the first time yesterday. must have an iron gut.
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182ed7 No.675116
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>>674979
or the recycled mcdonalds
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65be27 No.675117
>>675090
How good is pervitin?
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182ed7 No.675118
>>674990
any type of gum, drink powder (Tang), salt, wet wipes, and some of the sauces like hot sauce increase my morale. its the little things that help you feel more human
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182ed7 No.675119
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4dfa03 No.675122
>>674961
Well, it has to have an active man's either partial or daily value of protein, carbs, vitamins, minerals, fats, salts, electrolytes, last several years, be satisfying yet not too filling, able to be prepared with little to no equipment/intelligence, and perhaps most importantly, it has to taste good. From what I've experienced. Rich (Western) countries with small militaries make the best rations as they are more likely to have the wherewithal to make life a bit less miserable for the soldiers
One thing I've always kind of wondered is why militaries dont make more use of organ meats. They are loaded with nutrients and can be made to taste very good
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4dfa03 No.675123
>>675116
>>674979
fuuuuuck
So this is what our ant-people future looks like? No thanks
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f568ab No.675130
>>675122
Organ meats are high in fat, and thus are much harder to preserve. Also your average 1st-worlder normalfag is averse to eating, say cow heart or chicken gizzards or sheep lung instead of being excited at the nutritious and tasty morsel in front of them.
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2e1e78 No.675152
>>674968
>>674967
>>674974
>>674976
>>674996
>>675115
Sup /k/, I'm here to ruin your day. Steve1989 is a racemixer, so solly. E-celebs will always let you down.
https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=RzawYACLfjY
<7:43
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3d634b No.675157
>>675152
Up to interpretation, most likely was not wife material which is why he says blast from the past.
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3858f6 No.675168
>>675152
I think his parents were stationed in Japan and he used to live there, probably was a legitimate cook/babysitter or something from the way he worded it, if it was a gf he probably would've just said.
If not, then Jesus Christ, a SEA nigger is the lowest of the low
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31090f No.675169
>>675152
>E-celebs will always let you down.
True, but.
>having faith in them in the first place
tbh
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31090f No.675171
>>675070
Would like some smoke signals with them MRE freedom fries? :^)
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2e1e78 No.675191
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>>675157
<Leave my wife and her son alone! She only fucked niggers in the past, they weren't husband material! She chose ME to raise little Tyrone!
We don't want you back.
>>675168
Japan and Laos are 2,000 miles apart. The Japanese don't even like Chinese or Koreans coming to Japan, you think they're going to allow SEA niggers?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laotian_diaspora
Japan isn't in the top 10 list of countries with Laotian immigrants, which means there are fewer than 1,374 Laotians in all of Japan. The chances of him having a Laotian house staff while in Japan are near zero.
<if it was a gf he probably would've just said.
>I used to have a Lao girl who'd cook for me.
This is a pretty unambiguous statement to anyone not looking for excuses. He basically did, you just don't want it to be true.
Here's his video on an Israeli ration.
>5:18
<Or if you wanted to, do like a leftover shabbat stew and throw everything into a pan.
>7:29
<I love halvah… This is the best halvah! If I buy halvah at the grocery store
I do not suspect Steve of being a crypto, but knowing what we know about kikes, can you ever see yourself saying anything even remotely positive about them, or wanting to have even a passing knowledge of kike cuisine? Unfortunately it sounds like Steve is personally friendly with jews. He has an autistic interest in a subject that also holds great appeal to Streloks, but aside from that he is a typical white guy who wants to believe everyone can be friends. He's memeable and likable, but don't hold out hope of him being secretly redpilled; he's burned the rice and likes being invited for shabbat stew. E-celebs will always let you down.
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3c4229 No.675193
>>675191
Dunning-Kruger mixed with wishful thinking. I expect you to be a neet.
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c2addc No.675195
>>675191
<I love halvah… This is the best halvah! If I buy halvah at the grocery store
Most of the Balkans and the Middle-East have halva in their cuisine, or at least know what it is and have their own version.
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bab364 No.675199
>>675191
>tfw know of all cuisine
>tfw it will bite me in the ass one day
there is an ivan the remover patch in his shelf of collection btw.
>>675195
All slavs eat Halva, sunflower seed based ones are probably the best of the bunch.
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a1c8ff No.675201
>>675195
>>675199
Slavs adopted bits of jewish cuisine centuries ago. Stuff like bagels, braided bread, bread and cakes with poppy seeds, sweet bread with molasses and raisins, sesame seed candies, lots of sweets in general. In Poland and Ukraine at least half of traditional Christmas dishes are of jewish origins, like cabbage rolls and carp. And halva being originally made of sesame seeds was probably invented by mudshits and entered south/east Europe during mudshit invasion or was picked up by Russians when they expanded into Caucasus and durkastans.
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d7afe8 No.675203
>>674961
MealKitSupply has a pretty decent offering. Just picked up a few cases. I also had a 2 year old hamburger from a genuine leaf army imp a little while ago and it was pretty good. Wish they weren't so fucking hard to find though.
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2d24ec No.675226
>>675152
Laos is low ever for SEA this chick married a Laotian and people were joking that he's going to take their kids to school on an elephant.
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b2c4a7 No.675233
Not giving (you)s to the retard, he doesn't deserve it.
Halva is omnipresent, and likely is a sandnigger dish, not kike.
Steve tries to avoid drama and be maximum neutral, and so far he had been not a single negative comment on NSDAP "ration", just pure excitement
If you are autistic, you can be friends with girls. Specifically, you may be around them, having little to no options of avoiding them, and they develop interest in you, so you try to be nice about it because you may not want to see a girl you have dismissed recently for the next couple of time Yes, a chance they may have fugged or tried some relationship, but frankly no one is born a natsoc, especially in millennial US.
And of course, even if he is a ricecooker, who the fuck cares I know, some people do he's just a fucking mre memeguy.
That's like expecting JonTranny to be a natsoc after his stupid interview with soygoy
This text has definitely been spoiled, I can smell some really rancid oils in there, just look at that rust and bacteria, definitely filled with botulism. Let me take a bite real quick…
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fa2df9 No.675245
>>675152
Why would I be surprised that the US Mongrel, product of generations of racemixing, has zero problems of racemixing?
No even trying to meme here, but I simply expect US Americans to be racemixers since you have no standards for race.
So you can't ruin Steve1989, from the beginning he was to me like the Spanish Street dog my mothers once adopted that thing also ate everything without dying.
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bab364 No.675253
>>675233
Aren't most yid dishes stolen from other people they've parasited off of?
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17f06d No.675287
>why are MREs so shit
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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74bb1d No.675288
>>675287
But they are shit.
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3c4229 No.675290
>>675287
>Meals Resistant to Exit
>shit
I agree, they're not shit :^)
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503be5 No.675848
>>674968
Chinese MRE's, at least as of 2009, were fucking awful. And probably had a higher lead content than Flint, Michigan.
https://www.chinasmack.com/what-do-chinese-soldiers-eat-on-the-battlefield
>Chinese soldiers find issued rations so bland and awful, they refuse to eat them during exercises and bring lunches from home
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/1820207/chinese-soldiers-boring-tasteless-food-rations-come
>Chinese soldiers, people who literally eat bugs, rats, cats, dogs, gutter oil, century eggs, bird nests made of vomit, and other disgusting shit, refuse to eat their issued rations
https://www.scmp.com/news/world/article/1820273/food-fight-how-chinese-militarys-rations-stack-against-worlds
How do you fuck up an MRE that badly? Even country captain chicken wasn't THAT awful.
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503be5 No.675850
North Korean rations:
>female Norks so malnourished, they stopped menstruating
https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/north-korean-female-soldier-reveals-malnutrition-that-stopped-her-periods-rape-culture-1648893
>Norks have been rationing food for decades; soldiers, who get fed the most, only get 900 grams of food a day, mostly rice
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Korea/GA15Dg01.html
>Nork sodiers barely surviving on 2 potatoes a day
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3567528/north-korea-soldiers-starving-kim-jong-un-nuclear-weapon-spending-swiss-cheese/
>Nork soldiers so malnourished, they're reducing combat loads because they don't have the strength to carry all their gear
https://www.rfa.org/english/news/korea/lightens-01142015154111.html/
It doesn't seem North Korea even HAS a portable field ration; you might get some rice/potatoes/cabbage from the mess and that's it. Norks are expected to forage for themselves. They might have a stockpile of canned food from China they can issue in the event of a war, but Norks are going to be starving in no time once an actual war breaks out.
You could probably get the entire army to surrender by air dropping McDonald's on them, then moving in while they're all in a food coma.
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5b7974 No.675863
>>675253
yes, and their "original food" unironically looks like vomit/diarrhea
Tel Aviv smells like filth, t. attended a medical symposium there.
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86d184 No.675895
>>674961
Big fan of whale blubber personally
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19f47b No.675896
>>675895
We can eat Whale blubber? That’s interesting.
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8cd244 No.675928
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>>675850
>rice
>a bad thing
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f9ecad No.675930
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d14107 No.675931
>>675850
>female Norks so malnourished, they stopped menstruating
They can send them to my bedroom, I'll feed them all the protein they need.
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19f47b No.675932
>>675931
>kike pretending to be German.
Please get lost you stupid kike.
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edc4b7 No.675963
>>675850
>he believes propaganda outlets.
stop airdropping Colorado potato beetles to ruin crops production in Warsaw Pact countries.
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c9f368 No.675964
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b535bc No.675965
>>675963
To find out whether those are lies or not we need to simply look at the similar countries with legit info. I know for sure soviet army food was so bad it originated a few memes like "polar bear's meat" (pieces of lard instead of the actual meat) and "bromine for erectile disfunction" (soldiers were so protein malnutritioned they believed in a myth about special bromine drugs making their penises faint). North Korea has way higher population density, is more isolated and poorer that ussr.
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7821cc No.675967
>>675963
>not liking tiger ladybirds
Do you have a soul?
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3feb1c No.675970
MREs are shit because many of them seem like side dishes combined into a meal. Most of the euro MREs or 24-hour rats seem to contain more actual food. Don't know if burger soldiers could stomach pilot bread and pate though.
Also they are heavy as fuck and quite large for what they contain, probably due to the cardboard boxes. I'd like to see 3 MREs next to a Russian IRP for size.
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405902 No.675981
>675171
Deep fried potatoes keep poorly and don't taste good either. meanwhile smokes are enjoyable and relaxing. And unlike what you seem to think, tobacco smoke isn't going to give away anyone's position, because hopefully your enemies will be no closer than several hundred yards at the closest. This isn't James Bond Mission Impossibru sneaking behind enemy lines.
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53c0e8 No.675989
>>675130
Oh we eat it plenty, we just don't know all the burger chains make ground beef from it and mix it into their burgers.
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bab364 No.676001
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ffc885 No.676114
>>675245
You're not wrong. We, as a nation, have no racial identity. The closest we ever got to one was the Confederate States, and they've since been brainwashed and drowned in opioids and alcohol.
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503be5 No.676139
>>675965
Chinese rations are shit, and they have more farmland and a much bigger economy. North Korea is poor, cars are almost nonexistent, they're under sanctions and trade embargoes from most of the planet, few resources besides coal, and they've suffered multiple famines the last thirty years. Malnutrition is such a chronic issue that the average North Korean is significantly shorter than the average South Korean, an average of 3 inches shorter.
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6ac621 No.676182
>>676139
>>676139
pls post the original, I will not tolerate capitalist worst Korea propaganda posting on /k/
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d45e94 No.676183
>>676139
The sork and the nork both look far more badass than the burger purely because of the uniforms.
Maybe the sunglasses too.
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6ac621 No.676184
>>676183
Its old, we have much better stuff now.
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d45e94 No.676187
>>676184
Multicam isn't much better.
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6ac621 No.676188
>>676187
I disagree, but both of us are allowed to have bad taste and be wrong
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6bf45b No.676242
>>676241
Let us know how that works out for you when you're dying from malnutrition caused by solely eating instant noodles and ketchup
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7ba6f9 No.676248
>>676241
>not combining ramen with selfhunted ground meat
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74bb1d No.676260
>>676248
I am both slightly disgusted and somewhat intrigued by that.
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243ffd No.676355
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8c64a3 No.676364
>>676355
Hearty laugh, may have also cured my posible bronchitis.
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edc4b7 No.676400
>>676355
>>676139
Nice, everyone knows better than to trust capitalist propaganda.
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9803e9 No.676417
>>675930
if only you knew some of the flags I've gotten over the years
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8c556d No.676515
>>675896
You can buy whale bacon in most large supermarkets here; I'm definitely not a big fan of the bacon, but I do like deep fried whale meat.
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ac59ef No.676528
>>676417
>4th pic unknown
Thats Moldova. I didn't know Antarctica has its own flag, I thought that frozen wasteland is split among a few great powers with nothing on it except a few research stations.
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2b007f No.676574
>>676528
Antarctica is its own global region, own number code as well as internet suffix.
Too remote to do anything, anything major causes costs to explode.
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93a066 No.676616
I joined the thread for MRE discussion and interesting survival food ideas. All I got was autism and e celeb worshiping. Just fucking stop it.
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76e0ed No.676627
>>676616
It's your fault for expecting anything good from /k/ in the first place.
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83975a No.676629
>>676528
this was back on halfchan, hovering over it would just list it as unknown for some reason, probably a bug. If a thread was moved from a board without flags to a board with them, all the initial posts would be given an unknown flag.
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80ab8c No.676662
>>675191
>knowing cuisine makes you a jew
I went to a jewish community center when I was like 4 because it was a preschool program.
I am now a national socialist. Does knowing my enemy make me a jew? Fucking look at yourself anon.
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131628 No.677023
>>676662
You reminded me of the deaf girl who are very anti Semitic.
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0846b5 No.677103
I refuse to fight any more wars until they offer Gluten-Free Rations >:^)
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daa056 No.677120
>>677103
Are you going to sue the government for giving you bread?
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0846b5 No.677123
>>677120
Only if they don't pay for my SRS and HRT! I'm only joking of course. I just wonder how a Gluten-Free ration could be done and if it might be healthier and tastier than a normal ration. I suppose it would just be a lot of this stuff and dinty moore stew or something.
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d14107 No.677137
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>>677123
>Gluten-Free ration
Substitute wheat bread with rice bread.
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82894d No.677138
>>677123
>if it might be healthier and tastier
With the exception of the miniscule number of defective mutants who are unable to properly digest gluten, there are no health benefits to a gluten-free diet.
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0846b5 No.677139
>>677137
Rice bread is ok. I'd rather just eat only meat, fish, and vegetables though.
>>677138
From one mutant to another, you shouldn't think of it as "lactose-intolerance" as much as an auto-immune disorder in which the body will attack gluten protein as though it were an invader to the gut.
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29083c No.677140
>>677139
>pic
Something tells me Marcus wouldn't have any issue digesting gluten.
Some days, I wish I were a First Generation Super Mutant, but the whole sterility thing is kind of a deal-breaker.
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82b603 No.677143
>>677139
I really fucking hated the "hurrr durrr mutant freaks are merely misunderstood and not perversions of nature and inherent enemies of humanity worthy only of quick death" aspect of Fallout2, especially trying to present Marcus as sympathetic despite being a blatant apologist of the Master's retarded ideology that even the Master himself acknowledged as completely retarded to the point of committing sudoku.
Fallout1 was also bullshit on this aspect with Ghouls but at least they tried to present the ugly rotten freaks as sympathetic from the start.
Not having a viable Enclave-lite option for the game to try cleanse the lands from the deformed monsters was a travesty.
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29083c No.677145
>>677143
Yeah, but, every person in the wasteland is mutated to a degree from exposure to airborne FEV and radiation. So unless you're being a hypocrite, then supporting the Enclave 100% is the choice for you.
But they got spanked by the Chosen One. Might as well embrace your green brothers then.
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68be21 No.677256
>>677123
You can get the Japanese rice served with rice.
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08602d No.677384
Freeze dried foods win by shelve life and weight, but are more expensive. They tend to be issued to mountaineering forces, because of this.
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d7afe8 No.677461
Oh does anyone have that mre video where there was a half smoked cigarette and a biscuit/cracker with a chunk missing from it?
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f6f70e No.677536
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>>677461
You mean the video about best koreas ration?
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f65c0c No.677556
>>677536
I wanted it to be true so badly, but then, norks probably wouldn't have any mres past some minimal stuff like crackers, and I suppose their food would be cooked on spot. No need to go far.
I liked the part where all packs were heat-sealed below the ziplock level. Reminds me of that Steve's video where he had a liferaft emergency ration, and spent about 5-7 minutes of the video just opening that stuff.
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2e1e78 No.677561
>>676662
>I went to a jewish community center when I was like 4 because it was a preschool program.
>I am now a national socialist. Does knowing my enemy make me a jew? Fucking look at yourself anon.
I specifically said I don't suspect Steve of being a crypto. But do you think he's a National Socialist? I just want people to not have any illusions about their precious precious e-celebs so that they don't get discouraged at a critical time when they find out they're not what they hoped they were.
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06484e No.677630
>>674961
>What makes a great ration?
Low price, high nutrition+calorie, shelf stable
>why are MREs so shit?
Too much sugar
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91e77d No.678005
>>674986
africa is doing fine though, with $60+ billion a year in aid (taxpayers money from a few civilised countries), they can afford to eat whatever they like.
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0d7fbe No.678187
>>675034
you know you will get punished for smoking son ?
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f06650 No.678269
>>678005
If they stop giving the aids to them then they will die from lack of aids and start infected with prions instead.
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2f6d73 No.678296
>>674979
Boiled oil is too hot to have any diseases in it and most toxins can be precipitated out. Only danger is that when oil burns it produces cancer agents, which would have to be filtered through cotton batting and active charcoal.
Otherwise its safe.
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5cc4cc No.678425
>>678296
what if you take activated charcoal after eating chinese?
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2f6d73 No.678519
>>678425
You would get constipation
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72c66a No.678745
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6f90a0 No.678884
>>674961
>What makes a great ration?
nutrition + shelf life. Flavor enhancement is important, but being alive is more important. If you're worried about flavor just buy a couple gallons of soy sauce and hot sauce.
>And why are MREs so shit?
Because every modern military is filled with faggots that won't stop complaining about the food and R&D wants to justify it's paycheck. So rather than looking for the best all purpose meal for nutrition and longevity, everyone's only looking for new flavors.
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307b1c No.678885
>>678296
>just eat gutter oil gweilo, it safe, me make many big profit if you buy
Fuck off, zipperhead.
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2f6d73 No.678918
>>678885
What do you think happens in the west with thrown away cooking oil? Cant dump it in a river or landfill, cant burn it if its miscellated with water…. Theres only refining it and reusing it.
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6f90a0 No.679053
>>678918
>Cant dump it in a river or landfill
You can't dump in the river period, but you can dump used cooking oil in the landfill so long as you handle it properly.
>There's only refining it and reusing it.
Yeah, as biodiesel or some other non-food product. Don't be fucking retarded. You cucks up north may fry your corn in gutter oil, but burger-land has higher standards than you. And that's saying something.
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307b1c No.679061
>>678918
>What do you think happens in the west with thrown away cooking oil?
We turn it into biodiesel you soulless gook, or throw it in landfill. And even if it was repackaged and sold (it's not), there's a difference between eating repackaged used oil and picking lumps of congealed fat mixed with shit and piss out of raw sewage and eating it.
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579486 No.679063
>>678745
Is that Minnesota Fair food? It looks like it might be disgusting enough to meet the threshold.
On second thought, this is nowhere near as bad as a deep friend stick of butter on a stick. Yes, that was a real thing. There are about as many thin Minnesotans as there are sober Wisconsinites.
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6f90a0 No.679068
>>679063
???
I don't see the big deal, if you've had french fries then that's basically the same thing, except the way they cut the potato is different.
It's just a spiral cut potato on a stick with what looks like Lawry salt, they're all over the place.
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579486 No.679082
>>679068
At the Minnesota Fair just about every food imaginable can be found deep fried and skewered. Deep fried bacon on a stick is good, deep fried candy bars and deep fried sticks of frozen butter on a stick are just excessive, and deep fried cabbage is not very palatable imo.
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5e6840 No.679091
>>679063
>>679082
oh man, don't ever go to beijing if a spiral cut fried potato makes you gag.
ever seen fried seahorse on a stick? how about scorpion on a stick? or an entire starfish?
potatoes are made to be deep fried. and fair food is delicious. nothing you really want to eat all the time, but you can't say you've lived if you've never had a meat parfait.
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74bb1d No.679092
>>679091
>meat parfait
I am both sickened and curious.
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5b41f6 No.679522
>>675073
yay korea, Korean skirmishers best TW:S:MI unit
>>674961
could an anon make a ration pack out of 1 mackerel pack, one smoked oyster pack, one sardine pack, plus off the shelf long term crackers (what brand, country of origen?) and it seems cheese spread as well?
would you need vegetables for long term or just keep vitamins? also fiber? instant coffee seems agreed upon, negative on tobacco?
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5b41f6 No.679524
>>678745
sage for double post, couldn't you just plant potatoes?
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f42b64 No.681402
>>679068
The anon was talking about deep fried butter on a stick, which is a real thing. It is pancake batter around butter on a skewer, which melts into the fried pancake batter.
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86a83d No.681433
Crayons, Elmer's glue (none of that knockoff shit), jalapeno cheese spread, meth, booze, and a gold star sticker that says "Good Job!"
Perfect for any muhren.
Seriously though. Instant coffee, tea, hardtack or shelf-stable bread, dried chili blocks similar to how the old US settlers out west used to do (or pemmican), some sort of shelf-stable sweetbread for dessert, a couple snacks (dried fruit, nuts, jerky), some caffiene pills/gum/candy, and a multivitamin-laced protein bar. Add a water filter, spoon, water/weather proof matches, hot sauce, extra spices, moist towelettes, smokes, and a esbit stove in an accessory packet.
How does this sound for a ration?
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812f22 No.681444
>>675130
>Organ meats are high in fat, and thus are much harder to preserve.
Wait, shouldn’t that be a good thing? Since you could just store them in a freezer and it’ll probably last as long as bacon would. Then again i’m guessing the reason why people doesn’t eat innards is (probably) because of your reasoning and the fact that regular beef cuts gives out more meat per cow than innards would.
>>678296
>Boiled oil is too hot to have any diseases in it and most toxins can be precipitated out
<implying the chinks will care about treating it
You dumb leaf-munching cunt, if this is some sort of retarded devil’s advocate then you must either be chink apologist or too naive when it comes to the chinks.
>>681402
Why would you deep fry a stick of butter? Such a waste
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646326 No.681453
>>678187
>a female ss officer will never put out my cigarette on my ass for smoking on the job
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f65c0c No.681466
>>681444
Nice trips.
Butter bars are covered in frying batter apparently that promptly makes itself into a roll filled with sweet melted butter. Which kinda makes me want to try it, tbqnwy.
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1b95f7 No.681469
>>675088
already been done.
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780c87 No.681518
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f65c0c No.681578
>>681518
She's both small and a southeast asian, you goddamn hue pedo.
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f94775 No.681695
>>675075
This shit. My father got issued smokes and he trade that shit. When I was in there were no smokes. But you better believe I loaned my ration card for some fucking hoggie bait.
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50f4db No.681995
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5de454 No.682000
Oh I got one.
Replace rations with more ammo. Then encourage your soldiers to eat whatever's in the field or just eat the enemy.
I call it the spergook special. :^)
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4ee76d No.682004
>>675848
>country captain chicken
Sounds like an off-brand KFC competitor
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85a6e7 No.682018
>>674961
The best ration comes from a mess hall and not a plastic sack. Feed your troops freshly cooked food whenever possible, never rely on MREs to keep a soldier happy, healthy, and effective in combat. I’d have to say the best MRE would consist mostly of meat and easily digestible sugars with a vitamin supplement on the side. This keeps soldiers happy and energized. If I had to outline it, it would look something like this:
Breakfast:
Chicken and potato in white sauce
Oatmeal with dehydrated fruit
Chocolate hazelnut spread
Blackberry Jam
Flat, dense shortbread cookies
Instant coffee
Whey protein shake
Cream
Sugar
Salt and Pepper
Tabasco
Vitamins
Book of matches
Soft pack cigarettes
Lunch:
Pork and Rice
2x varied meat spread cans
Rye crackers
Chocolate bar
Shelf stable skittles (or anything of the sort.)
Instant coffee
Electrolyte and Carbohydrate beverage powder
Cream
Sugar
Salt and Pepper
Tabasco
Dinner:
Beef and veggie stew
Teriyaki Jerky
Shelf stable bread
Shelf stable pound cake with nuts
Tea
Instant Coffee
Cream
Sugar
Salt and Pepper
Tabasco
Overall, lots of protein and creatine, carbs, with some fiber thrown in to keep things regular. Still though, get your soldiers a cooked meal as much as you can.
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9d990d No.682023
>>674961
Watching Steve's videos, the one thing that strikes me about so many rations is that they're filled with essentially snack food without any sort of substantial meal portion to it. Two cans of pate, some crackers, bouillon cubes and some flavored beverage powder isn't enough of a meal for an office worker, let alone some guy out sweating his ass off in the field. I also often see an oddly large amount of candy in modern rations, which I can only assume is there to boast the on-paper calorie count. If I were to make a individual meal ration I'd prioritize a genuinely filling ~800 cal main, with only maybe one packet of crackers, one beverage packet and a couple sauce packets or something.
On a related note, in survival rations it's always just a bunch of hard candies that you're supposed to suck on. I'm sure there's a bunch of official bullshit reasons for why, but I can't help but think that a survival ration should literally just be a brick of pemmican rather than fucking candy.
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f29fa4 No.682036
>>676515
Japan just officially resumed fishing whales commercially and normalfags over here are losing their minds and screech autistically. However, I hear whale meat is absolutely delicious. Can you work it into a ration and will it have higher energy density than, say, pork?
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e62811 No.682042
>>682023
it might not look like much but these crackers are highly compressed. they are very filling. otherwise i agree
also holy fuck even gook cats have slant eyes
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e62811 No.682123
>>675152
technically speaking its not race mixing untill they produce offspring. by just fucking a monkey you are not fucking up humanitys genepool
>>675201
or picked up by our armies during moldavian campaigns. that is also an option. remember, they stole everything they liked during the campaigns, to the point where fashion wasnt dictated by france but by who we are fighting now
>>676528
moldova is a paradise
wine cheaper then water
WHORES CHEAPER THEN WINE
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256550 No.682125
>>682023
It's not meant to be a full meal to be eaten all the time. Rations are meant to be something to keep you going for when you can't get to the mess hall or have a field kitchen to cook real food.
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4805ce No.682132
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>>682023
I think most rations do that deliberately, the idea being that with lots of little portions you can just pack up the rest and go if your mealtime gets interrupted. They also generally favor finger-foods that you can eat on the march.
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4d8ff0 No.682149
>>682123
>moldova is a paradise
Cheap wine and whores doesn't make a paradise. Unless you are degenerate, that is.
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e6fde3 No.682169
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4ee76d No.682224
>>682023
Dont feed your soldiers "boring food" out in the field. ts not nutritious butt hat's not what people care about in hot weather afghanistan.
But there should be a dfac serving a proper meal when soldiers come back to fob.
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69d0b1 No.683166
that feel when our new mre tastes like ass
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67c8e8 No.683175
>>683166
How do you know how ass tastes like?
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e62811 No.683178
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69d0b1 No.683186
>>683175
because i know how the food at our barracks canteen tastes like
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8ddc27 No.683192
>>683186
But how do you get the frame of comparison, nigger?
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2464ad No.683215
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c94eff No.683921
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>>674977
>>597936
Also, embed related.
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5e02ff No.683926
>ration thread devolves into gachi
A magical place
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f15cc2 No.684659
>>682018
Bruv tobasco is trash tier hot sauce
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e719c3 No.685107
>>674961
>What makes a great ration?
past the obvious of being nonperishable or at least mostly so,
>nutritious and actually healthy
>satisfying without being heavy
>lightweight
>easy to prepare and eat without utensils other than those provided in the pack itself
>And why are MREs so shit?
americans cant cook for shit. just look at chicago ""pizza"" and cincinati "chili". american """""food""""" is practically inedible even fresh, you expect american MREs to be any better? lmao
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e719c3 No.685109
>>682023
it's because people in the field are expected to snack rather than sit down for a meal, and the candy is to just pack calories in cheaply.
modern rations often do have a proper main but it's a smaller portion than you'd get at a restaurant. the idea is that all the snacks get stuffed into your pockets and you eat them whenever, but the proper main is for when you really are just in transit or sitting about doing nothing else
>one beverage packet and a couple sauce packets or something.
even a proper modern canadian IMP has two packets of "sports drink" it's recommended to save it as dessert since its basically flavored sugar and some coffee and some instant milk or cream. meals are pre-garnished with things like plum sauce or soy sauce or what-have-you that's generally a bad idea to stuff in your pockets. stuff like peanut butter and jam and packets of salt and pepper are always available.
>>682123
>moldova is a paradise
>wine cheaper then water
>WHORES CHEAPER THEN WINE
You forgot that the whores are usually less aged than the wine
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0af5a3 No.685125
>>685107
Yeah, because Canadian food is so great…
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008267 No.685153
>>685125
What's wrong with wet french fries buried in cheese curd? What's wrong with a turkey sandwitch dipped in gravy to create a soggy mass around the meat? What's wrong with deep frying fish tongues? What's wrong with blended pork meats mixed with garlic spread? What's wrong with putting random vegetables in a burlap sack and boiling it? What's wrong with soaking hard bread overnight in water and serving it with salt cod and cubes of pig fat? What's wrong with filling a pie crust with lard and calling it a day? What's wrong with leaving fish out in the sun to rot and layering it with pork and beef it in a classic pie? What's wrong with covering beef with sugar and turning it into a deep fried candy? What's wrong with grinding up a lobster and mixing it with 1:1 ratio mayonnaise by weight, then injecting it into a hot dog bun to make a meat eclair? What's wrong with boiling bologna sausage and calling it soup?
The only good canadian food items are maple syrup, smoked salmon and nanaimo bars
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e719c3 No.685160
>>685153
> What's wrong with putting random vegetables in a burlap sack and boiling it? What's wrong with soaking hard bread overnight in water and serving it with salt cod and cubes of pig fat? What's wrong with filling a pie crust with lard and calling it a day? What's wrong with leaving fish out in the sun to rot and layering it with pork and beef it in a classic pie? What's wrong with covering beef with sugar and turning it into a deep fried candy?
i have never heard of any of these things. they are certainly not IMP options. you're reaching hard m8. don't go broke paying for that shitposting vpn of yours too
>What's wrong with grinding up a lobster and mixing it with 1:1 ratio mayonnaise by weight, then injecting it into a hot dog bun to make a meat eclair?
this is called a "po boy" and is a louisiana thing iirc
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008267 No.685164
>>685160
The first is JD, it's a type of dinner, second is fish and brewis etc. All are real Canadian foods don't get butthurt.
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6764aa No.685171
>>685160
>this is called a "po boy" and is a louisiana thing iirc
Not quite. A po boy is just a fried shrimp sandwich for the most common form. But any type of fried seafood would do.
Also, while we're on the topic of Canadian dishes, I tried poutine recently. It's ok, but I don't really see the hype to it.
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4c7afe No.685193
>>685160
A po boy is just shrimp, clams, or a fish fillet that have been fried and put on a bun with mayo, lettuce, and maybe tomatoes, there's no grinding or injecting involved.
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008267 No.685196
>>685171
It's like our version of nachos, it's a sports food for hockey and gets sold in and around arenas.
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2f4b1d No.685208
>>685160
All I know is canadian food sounds repulsive.
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7ad66a No.685256
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>/leftypol/ try to do a food review channel
>Recreates a WW1 stew Recipe
>Bitch about it tasting bland compared to modern can soups
>Fat British poo
>Wears Spencer gifts clothing featuring communists historical figures like Che Guevara and Castro in his late 30s
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2f4b1d No.685258
>>685256
The watermark is just icing on the cake man.
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6764aa No.685263
>>685256
wew what a fag. Also,
>canned soup
If the stew tastes a bit bland, just use salt. I'm sure soldiers had salt in their rations.
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453c12 No.685285
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5eaf99 No.685347
>>685171
poutine is peasant food. its made of cheap stuff, and is high energy and filling.
before the rest of the west caught onto it, it was more of a snack bar food, like hot dogs or, uh, any other topped fries dish.
in fact, we have chili fries as a staple too, but it's "frites sauce" and is only necessarily a tomato sauce, but not always a tomato chili sauce
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0af5a3 No.685350
Curry rice should be in non Nipponese rations.
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ef5eaf No.685371
>>685350
Curry rice and beans & rice w/sauce should be in every country's rations. They're both ridiculously dirt cheap to produce, provide a decent set of macros, and just cooking a tiny amount of meat scraps into them can make them 100x more appetizing from the sauces absorbing the meat flavor, even if it adds very little actual protein. Add some lentils and green peppers to the curry, and you're on your way to better quality food than half those soldiers probably eat at home.
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0a689b No.685374
Whats the best vegetarian ration?
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07009d No.685379
>>685374
The veggie omelet MRE they give (or used to give, I've been out for a long time they might have replaced it) US troops always came with the best snacks.
The omelet itself is garbage though.
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2f4b1d No.685380
>>685379
Do they even still make the veggie omelet? I used to use that one as punishment food.
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008267 No.685385
>>685374
The kind that thinks its better than you for destroying more of the environment.
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654fb3 No.685409
>>681453
wouldn't it be crazy if she stripped you naked and had you tied up as punishment. haha.
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33ed51 No.685417
>>685374
Ive heard the best one is cheese tortellini. the vegetation ones are in most cases, the safest bet to be honest
>>685379
The mad man actually said it was "nice" if the hotsauce and seasonings were added to it. But again we are talking about someone who also called the four fingers of death "nice." No matter, it gives me shivers thinking about how bad country capt, chicken was if even he said it was awful.
>>685380
It was replaced by the maple syrup sausage patty.
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6a19a7 No.687638
>>674968
That's not pork buddy.
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6a19a7 No.687639
>>676417
You got a fucking post from swaziland? That's hilarious dude. Must have been a pajeet, they're the only ones with tech there.
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fe6ee8 No.688060
>>675850
>North Korean female soldier reveals malnutrition that stopped her periods and rape culture
>Nork malnutrition stopped rape culture
Based Korea.
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