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The alimony of one man is a tragedy. The alimony of fifty thousand is a statistic.

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 No.9261

File: 8076c264802fcf3⋯.jpg (54.11 KB,419x368,419:368,1465239081109.jpg)

>>9260

>Gondola hat

>the legs can be used as a scarf

>gondola observes the world as you walk around

fund it

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 No.9262

>>9261

Send the idea to Brendan, then he can start a gondola product line and make tons of money to pay off his alimony

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 No.10429

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 No.10431

>>9262

>inb4 /just/ fulfills the mission of unfucking Brendan's shit with gondola hats

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 No.10445

File: 7931492a7b544e3⋯.jpg (60.84 KB,737x601,737:601,7931492a7b544e3b8a24ae29aa….jpg)

Another said: 'Johnny Depp appears to have taken ALL the drugs.'

Others chimed in: 'Is Johnny Depp drunk? Or stoned? Or ill?' and 'Johnny Depp is either high, drunk or both.'

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 No.12873

>>9203

Why isn't this a banner?

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 No.13675

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Dice rollRolled 64, 80, 42, 52, 78 = 316 (5d100)

J U S T

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 No.13677

>>13675

I don't trust any man who wears more than 3 accessories (hat, watch, glasses).

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 No.13857

Owwwwwwwwchhhheh

https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/features/johnny-depp-lawsuit-marriage-w521671

It's like reading an interview with the arch fedora swordmaster. I can't. It's too JUST.

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 No.13858

>>6025

Brendan is like Job, God (in this case Kek) is testing him. He was taken to his lowest point, only for him to be raised back up. That was his purpose, to give us someone to pity, only to admire as he rises again.

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 No.13883

>>9203

this needs to be a banner

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 No.13890

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Dice rollRolled 58, 41, 4, 36, 23 = 162 (5d100)

>>13857

Fucking WEW lad!

Is his shit fucked more than Brendan's?

Is it possible?

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 No.13891

He probably got with that bisexual chick hoping for some threesome action, but he ended up being the one getting fucked lol

JUST

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 No.13895

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File: a53ffc0c3a1d5a1⋯.png (33.37 KB,1024x1024,1:1,just.png)

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He looks like he has aids lmao

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 No.13896

File: 259c79c8ece9260⋯.png (169.02 KB,398x370,199:185,smuglevels.png)

"I kept trying to figure out what I'd done to deserve this. I'd tried being kind to everyone, helping everyone, being truthful to everyone." He pauses for a moment. "The truth is most important to me. And all this still happened."

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 No.13897

Dice rollRolled 77, 75, 89, 39, 45 = 325 (5d100)

I'm going to have to post this to /pol/ phWEWLAD >>13857

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 No.13898

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File: 6d0e3b3b2eaf71c⋯.jpeg (62.78 KB,750x774,125:129,9bf0af09ee76d91a654a98df6….jpeg)

>>>/pol/11779171

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 No.13899

>>6010

I’d take a knee for her after she rids herself of that thing.

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 No.13915

File: c6824faf0d86877⋯.mp4 (5.02 MB,480x360,4:3,Jerry Reed - She Got the G….mp4)

>>6010

The alimony curse strikes again!

I bet she's friends with Afton as well.

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 No.14015

File: 074bd63e3dd49b9⋯.jpg (172.18 KB,631x874,631:874,34D799BB00000578-3621443-S….jpg)

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Dice rollRolled 72, 23, 87, 41, 87 = 310 (5d100)

Johnny Depp’s Legal Woes Just Keep Getting Worse

In a new complaint, location manager Gregg Brooks says that Depp punched him twice in the ribs before saying he’d give him “$100,000 to punch me in the face right now.”

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/07/johnny-depp-lawsuit-gregg-brooks-punching

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 No.14016

File: fe871e868e226ac⋯.jpg (38.61 KB,630x315,2:1,http_//i.huffpost.com/gen/….jpg)

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Dice rollRolled 95, 21, 99, 70, 67 = 352 (5d100)

>>13915

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 No.14102

File: 6e211486d742aef⋯.jpg (75.99 KB,960x1318,480:659,NINTCHDBPICT000422080185.jpg)

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'I THOUGHT IT WAS FLU' Make-up artist given £5k by Johnny Depp after losing toes to meningitis and sepsis

Doctors gave her a 10 per cent chance of survival and she was placed on life support when she developed deadly septicaemia and septic shock

A MAKE-UP artist lost her toes after the flu turned out to be deadly meningitis and sepsis.

>Billie Watkins was working with Johnny Depp on the new Fantastic Beasts film when she became ill with flu-like symptoms.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6842866/johnny-depp-makeup-artist-loses-toes-from-meningitis-sepsis/

Did Johnny give her the meng?

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 No.14111

>>13675

>>13890

>>13895

>>13898

>>14015

>FUGLY

Well at least he's self aware

kek

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 No.14114

File: cbf345e86ddf37f⋯.jpg (50.45 KB,435x326,435:326,absolutely disgusting bill….jpg)

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 No.15073

File: 7c8fc37b3679be0⋯.gif (2.77 MB,300x280,15:14,Funny-Dog-Eating-Popcorn-V….gif)

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 No.15075

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 No.15076

File: fc2c4c7eb9ba760⋯.png (505.4 KB,1440x2880,1:2,Screenshot_2018-10-29-11-5….png)

Dice rollRolled 15, 69, 48, 1, 96 = 229 (5d100)

HAHAHAHA THE BITCH DESERVED IT NOW JOHNNY IS ALL MINE

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 No.15079

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>>15073

>>15075

>Johnny Debt tries to invest his remaining JUSTbux into cryptocurrency

Crash in 3…2…

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 No.15083

>be mega rich Hollywood pussyman

>get mega pussy

>you can have every pussy you want

>make skit insulting Emperor

>get justed beyond all recognition

>your drunken self is booted from playing Jack Sparrow anymore

JUST FUCK EVERYTHING

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 No.15329

Sounds like he needs to change his name to johnny deppendant ex-wife

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 No.15349

File: c393912516cb82b⋯.jpg (44.9 KB,650x507,50:39,johnnydepp5.jpg)

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 No.15623

More like

Johnny Deppression

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 No.16218

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 No.16220

>>15623

More like

Johny Debt

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 No.16288

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 No.19259

Johnny Depp is accusing Amber Heard of beginning a romantic relationship with Tesla founder Elon Musk “no later than one month after” she and Depp married in 2015.

The claims come from the 55-year-old’s defamation lawsuit against Heard, 32, in which he is seeking $50 million in damages after the Aquaman actress wrote an op-ed characterizing herself as a domestic abuse victim.

In the lawsuit obtained by PEOPLE, Depp claims Heard received “late night” visits from billionaire businessman Musk at the L.A. penthouse Depp and Heard shared while Depp was out of the country. Depp goes on to claim Musk was granted access to his home the same night Heard “presented her battered face to the public.” His lawsuit alleges Heard’s domestic violence allegations against Depp were false and “an elaborate hoax.”

Heard’s attorney, Eric M. George said in a statement, “This frivolous action is just the latest of Johnny Depp’s repeated efforts to silence Amber Heard.”

“She will not be silenced. Mr. Depp’s actions prove he is unable to accept the truth of his ongoing abusive behavior,” the statement continued. “But while he appears hell-bent on achieving self destruction [sic], we will prevail in defeating this groundless lawsuit and ending the continued vile harassment of my client by Mr. Depp and his legal team.”

Reps for Musk did not immediately return PEOPLE’s request for comment.

Depp and Heard met on the set of 2011’s The Rum Diary and were married from Feb. 2015 to May 2016.

The actress filed for a domestic violence restraining order against Depp in May 2016 after she accused him of abusing her. Depp denied the claims, and the former couple settled their divorce out of court in August 2016 for $7 million, which she donated to charity. Both actors signed NDAs barring them from discussing their relationship publicly.

Heard and Musk were first linked together in 2016. The two first broke up in August 2017 due to their busy schedules but rekindled their romance in January 2018 only to split for a second time a month later.

Musk stepped down as chairman of Tesla in October 2018 after charges were brought against him by the Securities and Exchange Commission, according to CNN. While he remains CEO of the carmaking company, Musk was fined $20 million.

https://people.com/movies/johnny-depp-claims-amber-heard-relationship-elon-musk-one-month-after-marriage/

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 No.19261

>>19259

>Depp claims Heard received “late night” visits from billionaire businessman Musk at the L.A.

JUST CUCK MY SHIT UP

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 No.19270

File: 7480769202d06a9⋯.jpg (93.52 KB,600x879,200:293,DIKES.jpg)

>>19259

Musk should banish this succubus into the sun.

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 No.19272

>>19270

How come musk hasn't been justed yet? He seems like the prime victim of the alimony succubi with all the shekels hes got.

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 No.19275

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>>19272

I was about to ask the same thing!

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 No.19276

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 No.19283

>>19276

>the justed tries to just the juster

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 No.19285

>>19272

He got a hair transplant, thus becoming immune to physical as well as metaphorical JUSTing.

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 No.19286

File: 6c9a8f3418a8f49⋯.jpg (58.35 KB,660x660,1:1,22-amber-heard-johnny-depp….jpg)

>>19283

>A movie I was attached to recast my role. I had just shot a two-year campaign as the face of a global fashion brand, and the company dropped me. Questions arose as to whether I would be able to keep my role of Mera in the movies Justice League and Aquaman.”

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 No.19289

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>>19272

>Married 3 times

Smart enough to sign a prenup maybe, also the first one ended before he was as big as he is now. His first child died of SIDS if that counts for anything. Also the rest of his 5 children were all conceived by invitro-fertilization, first a pair of twins and ten triplets., I guess you can make something of not being able to do the job? I don't know.

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 No.19293

>>19286

>JUSTice league

Meme magic?

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 No.19477

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 No.20087

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 No.20088

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 No.20089

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