> Wake up

> It was only a dream

> Still haven't grown fur; why do I feel this way?

> Step onto these two ugly, bald legs

> It's so unnatural to stand on my hind legs like this but it'd hurt after a while if I walked on all-fours

> Hear the mailbox open

> My DNA results are here!

> 102% human with a 2% margin of error

> I can't believe it

> If I'm not part pony, why do I feel this way?

> Look in the mirror

> I can almost see my true self begging to be let out

> Look out the window

> Some lucky pony's getting ridden without a care in the world

> This fills me with furious envy