0a05ed No.9946
My roommate invited me to an orgy and told me to bring condoms. When I arrived, they were already having sex and I was the only the only one that didn't have a partner. They laughed and told me that I had two - my left hand and my right hand.
When I asked them about the condoms, they laughed even harder and told me they were for me to make sure my icky sperm doesn't spurt all over the place while I watched them. Besides, they wouldn't fit the guys that they were having sex with anyway
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