/f1/ - Formula One

Bernie with the bants again.

http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10634075/bernie-ecclestone-says-f1-is-too-safe-and-should-introduce-walls-at-corners

>"What Fernando had in Australia … you wouldn't think he was going to walk away," said Ecclestone.

>"What we ought to do immediately that happens is have big sheets all the way around, bring the ambulance in … and take him away. He's gone to the hospital and later on you announce that, thank God, he's out. A bit of showbiz. People like that."

>>61074

>build walls

I'm gonna keep saying it, we need Donald-senpai to make F1 great again

>>61077

Dieselgate has fucked them quite badly.

Formula E is getting a fuck load of manufacturers.

Also apparently the ACO-FIA Concorde style agreement only works if there is apparently 3 LMP1 manufacturers.

Someone is going to be selling those R18's off real quick

sky f1 report for usgp: https://vimeo.com/189063529

onbroads for usgp: https://vimeo.com/189028761

drivers press conf for mexico: https://vimeo.com/189180290

>>61079

yep http://www.dailysportscar.com/2016/10/06/rebellion-switches-to-lmp2-for-2017.html

>>61088

As far as I'm aware it should be fine.

Enjoy London.

>>61090

Thanks, I'm getting quietly /hype/ cos I haven't been since I was a young lad in the 90's (not that I can remember anything useful). Remembered a couple days ago that the UK drinking age isn't as puritanical as Murrika, but sadly my youngest sibling is still 6 months short. They can't vote in the meme election either so double whammy there.

>>61091

Younger sibling is under 16?

>>61092

Drinking age is 18 m8, 16 is just for sex.

>>61093

No you can drink alcohol at 16 if it is bought by an adult to have with a meal

>>61094

Yes

>>61093

Yep

>>61092

Asking all the important questions I see, anon :^)

>>61095

but can you have sex with a 14yo if it's with a meal

>>61097

That depends on how rich you are and how well you know the establishment.

Also depends on if you are in Rotherham or not.

>>61098

what if you tirelessly and singlehandedly build a state of the art childrens spinal cord injury center

>>61099

You get them hand delivered to your thrown bed and despite it being obvious as fuck to anyone you will never be questioned.

Best of all when you die your face and any show you have ever been part of will never be re-broadcasted.

>tfw most people in this video are either dead, a pedophile or both

>>61102

You are really not missing anything

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1m2n3_peter-kay-is-this-the-way-to-amaril_music

For Children in Need before you even ask so Jimmy being in it is even funnier.

>>61105

the bar seems like a good idea

>Mercedes has announced that it, along with fellow DTM manufacturers, will scale back to a six-car line-up from 2017 onwards.

>[this] now means the DTM grid is set to shrink from 24 entries to 18.

yet another series going to shit

>>61108

It's to encourage another manufacturer to join but let's be honest, it can't go to shit when it was never good in the first place.

>>61110

confirmed for no risky click on the spoilered OP image

>tfw too lazy to uncuck Ace and it sounds like the 24/7 russian SkySportsF1 is kill anyways

looks like I'm watching the world feed with NBC online lads

>no commercials

>also no commentary

watching in authentic spanlish (movistar+)

801e033c9c01e8deec32b1e431a1e9c6749aa5c4

ZERO ALCOHOL AT THE WHEEL

hopto is showing it btw at top of the bong

do you think the reason chico's money didn't want to go to reno next year is to wait until they get better or wait for gimi to retire

>tfw stuck at work still.

Might catch FP2 if I'm lucky.

>>61117

who knows, for sure it will be easier when Steve Gut goes to F-e

can tell what firstberg is sane because he keeps sane the same thing every interview

>>61119

i think steve will probably go to gt sportscars

>>61121

true, maybe he can emulate Koba-san

>get fired by Monisha

>do some sportscars

>quit to race in a meem team

>wind up doing domestic racing

tho in the grand scheme super formula is bretty gud, idk what mexico has going for it single seater wise

old news (sept 1) but nico has custom snapbacks now (albeit for charity). no wonder he has managed to emulate lewisha and become firstberg

http://shop.vivaconagua.org/VCA-Specials/Viva-con-Agua-x-Nico-Rosberg-Snapback-Cap::15.html

>>61122

to be fair jobs still does LMP1

>>61125

*koba

>>61125

>>61126

good catch, ty

>>61122

>check their formula 3

>it died and became formula renault and latam challenge and panam gp

>panam gp has results for 2016

>check official http://www.panamgp.com/

>it's a moonrune didn't pay the bills page

i would do one of those mfw but bad taste with mexico

>paul dir esta on sky commentary

i might keep it on in 2nd player but the first time they say something about track limits i'm out

>10 secs into world feed

>FOM has already found a braces qt with a nico cap

based

wow perez struggling into that car with a halo fitted is so assuring

>them ferrari brake ducts

also fisi spotting

pussycage meme will not die even tho it's not coming in

what are they playing at

will sky call it 'the wave' instead of 'the mexican wave' for this weekend

will sky call it 'the wave' instead of 'the mexican wave' for this weekend

>airbus ruins it for everyone

what a surprise

thank you socialism

>rossi

going through the paces for no reason

>that one set of used mediums on ricky's graphic

RIGGED

was that guy explaining 'righty tighty, lefty loosey' to Franz Tost?

is that moisture or dust

>>61143

maybe dust, tho mexico city has a lot of smog right? not india buddh circuit-tier thankfully

>magnussen+halo 1.1s faster than palmer

someone put him out of his misery

>just wasted 10 minutes looking for webm of mexican girl in white shorts

>realize it lost in drive crash because i don't back up that particular shitpost folder

it's posted here somewhere but not sure what i'd search term for

>>61144

it's human ashes

mercs taking a warm-up lap I see

>no grip confirmed

sauber quality

███

>is the car OK?

nice situational awareness

when sauber took the old strategist from haas, did they also take their old front wing construction guy?

someone get the sweeper pickup truck

leaf blowers

the mexicans national costume

>Mexicans with leafblowers

ebin

how much do you think massa's dad spends on prostitutes in a typical month?

Noice track evolution tho

williams-farceinjun battle hotting up

>>61162

maybe it's in the sense of throw him in the laundry

>little kids at the track don't need hearing protection anymore

Warms the cockles of my heart

>>61165

but what about the leaf blowers

when did manor racing team tell fom to grafx brand them as MRT

>jen's son begrudging the marshals a good view

Did Mercedes really set the top time on mediums or was that a glitch

>>61171

mediums

>>61172

we're fugged D:

>>61173

Is this your first FP1 or something, the times in FP1 never mean shit.

>>61174

there's a difference between relative times of teammates, midfield etc. and the front-runners being two full tire steps faster than everyone else.

also that wasn't a 107% serious post, since you can't tell

>>61175

>there's a difference between relative times of teammates, midfield etc

Guess Verstappen is a dogshit driver then.

Made it back for FP2.

Made it back for FP2.

>finish catching up with new Red Dwarfs

>czech streams

>halfwheel2 fp2 is on

>are they going to make it for f1

oh, it's not live

i'm too slepy for this shite

herbert breaking the mclaren drs

>tfw meeting starting in 5 min

i would have formula on in the background but our suburban cable is notoriously fickle

I don't like them for using it but the chain will never get old

>>61182

how can you understand whats going on without mark hughes pointers

>>61185

I have Chandok to help me.

haas electrocution death incoming

who will they get to do understeer radio when but is gone

>1 ferrari podium in the last 9 races (Seb in Italy)

ouch

>numaticos superblando

Are….are they sandbagging?

>JEV in a haas

oh plz

>Watching C4 and seeing the disabled maltesers ads

I'm guessing they don't have these ads over in America. Actually do you even get maltesers?

>>61194

Forgot to link ad

stadium section btfo by brundle

what took him so lonk

>>61194

no we have Whoppers

unless you count specialty imports which shouldn't really

perez showing well for the home crowd with that p15

SHUT UP NICO

Alonso bullying Vettel

>windows 10 laptop slows down as it downloads/prepares a cumulative upgrade in the background

>only works properly again after you run the update

they do this on purpose

harry spotting

enbecee doing a bretty intredsting segment on Red Bull + AT&T's relationship for telemetry

>400 Gb of data back and forth each weekend

>300ms transit time to Milton Keynes HQ

>the ferrari flexes more than most cars

have you not been watching the onbroads of the red bull all season paul

>>61206

now they're doing a luchadores skit with their pit reporter who isn't buxton

>because will thinks he's too cool to get in the ring

they've showed probably 1/4 of FP2 so far between these segments and commercials but at least you can say there's stuff you wouldn't catch on Sky

>>61208

sky teased their johhny herbery in the ring

>Kwiat staring intently at broken down toro rosso

yep, it's smoking

hulk p6 on blando

>>61209

I'd watch that

>along with the 3/4 of FP I'm missing

>>61212

his opponents when straight for his rebuilt leg

>cuckchan is now filled with malicious afs

Top work Hiro

>>61220

*ads

Stupid phone

>“Frank was taken ill at the Monza race,” said O’Driscoll during Friday’s FIA press conference at the Mexican Grand Prix.

>“He’s had a tough time in hospital. He’s contracted pneumonia, he is making a recovery, a slow steady recovery. We hope to see him back at Grove very soon.

frank confirmed dead by xmas

srsly

>>61223

Frank or Murray first?

>>61224

murray is just in unspecified poor health right? pneumonia is more dyingness soony so frank

>setting up little bro's PC

>hit power button

>CPU fan spins but nothing else happens

>minor panic

>somehow I went full retard and didn't plug in the motherboard power

>>61227

Don't get my hopes up, anon

>>61228

Long as the thermal paste is on top of the CPU and not below it the criticality of a failure is pretty low imo

>>61229

Yeah it is fine. I just wasn't expecting it not to post and I thought I fucked something up.

Updating and installing drivers now

meanwhile sky trying to pretend ferrari is going well based on fp1-2

oh thank Gog i turned on the english in time for mark hughes

thank You Jesus

>>61233

i wonder how much sanitizer they use on the inside of that thing every day

seb the casual

hulk using big words

>hey steve, could you get on the horn and slag off the front tires? we want to make romain sound not so pre-madonna

Engine B, please kill yourself

Sorry I couldn't be here computer install took longer

>Losing 3-0 to Exeter at home

Thank god I had the computer to do instead

crofty just read a twat telling him to stop reading out twats

the absomadluteman

ted with the mentally destroying domination theory

shut up ted

looks like Q1 will be traffic jam

>>61245

Wonder what to pick for prediction

Could easily see Ferrari manage to fuck up massively and get a car knocked out in Q1 due to poor traffic or run timing

>turn on kicking ball and go to kitchen

>making jamaica ice cream because need to refreeze the bowl in time for a race batch

>assembling machine

goal

>oh well palace sucks, back to ice cream

>get stuff out of fridge

goal

>the fuck oh well, let me get just get thi

goal

>okay now missed three im gonna shitpost about this

>let me just typ

goal

>fffffffffffffffffffffuuuu

>>61249

do predictions count penal for blocking

>A Mercedes team member was robbed at gunpoint in Mexico City ahead of this weekend's Mexican Grand Prix.

>"Wallets and watches were taken but there were no physical injuries," a Mercedes team spokesperson said.

>no physical injuries

you had ONE JERB mexico

>Palmer chassis broken not doing quali

lel

>harvey norman ad

HUPE

somebody stick a mic in front of jpm so he can tell everyone how much modern f1 sucks

>>61135

nope

Rosberg please go fast.

>reading this much into Q1 times

sky plz

lal if fiat makes it through in the pits

lol, Gut

way to choke + ruin gro's lap

wehrlein brings the karma

So did haas give up all developments of this year's car to focus on next year's, or what?

EXECUTE VETTEL FOR BEING IN LORD HAMILTONS WAY

>HAM gets blocked.

>Still goes faster than ROS.

WTF are you doing Rosberg?

Hamilton will lose the championship this race.

>>61271

we can hope

Mystico Rosberg pls go faster.

Now we hope that Rosberg's just been saving his engine and has a qualifying mode he hasn't used.

Thank fuck.

8CHAN STILL BROKE?

>>61276

FUCKING FINALLY

I MISSED ALL OF FUCKING QUALI TO THE CAPTCHA BULLSHIT

Superformula on lap 3

Shitty stream

http://www.vipleague.is/motorsports/429698/1/super-formula-final-race-1-suzuka-circuit-live-stream-online.html

>13 riders down in the first five laps

>>61278

>8chan

>Powered by Honda again

>straya is getting roasted into oblivion on cuckchan

painful to watch tbh

>Haas handing out offers to replace Steve Gut at his home race

Guess that's what happens when you spin and ruin based Romain's lap

2288 came back up

>>61288

who?

we're going to have to listen to this "weesha robbed by unreliability" "can't be beaten in a straight fight" meme for years arent we

>weesha unreliability

>weesha starts

>weesha good for f1 with his negroblicity

>weesha greatest ever

i tuned in to see the rest of the zanardi interview. did i already miss it or did they bump it for more weeshafellating

>>61291

I don't see how chocosenna fans can get more insufferable at this point.

So how do you think Hulk is going to not get on the podium this time?

>gro to back with new floor

>>61294

crash @ nigel cucktalda curve

oo bets on if they ask zanardi about ham

>>61293

Well if Rosberg's engine goes pop…

>NBC anal ysing Bob Bradley and Chelsea divegrass

At least I have tacos

>0.6 over race distance

SABOTAGE

>this sky box lets you record 4 programs and watch a 5th

>[shows him watching footy]

never mind that during the simultaneous matches they live report the scores in the others

it's a sky sports 1 simulcast again btw

#shutupcrofty

that old reb dull livery looks strange now

tbf it had gotten really hideous with all the purple and stripes

manor should have a film crew on the grid, shouldn't they? re >>61267

DRS zone is apparently longer.

>how's lady helen?

>she's in the hospital

awkward

he had to settle for an eric's life partner's son interview

Tell me about the Mexicans, why do they wear the masks?

how did they get the mighty mexican navy to show up to this? what a coup

>This anthem

it's the zieg without the heil

top kek, the red part of the flag

>literally 2 chips worth of fresh guac left

>only have bad trader joes guac in fridge

I timed this poorly

that one douchebag in the middle of the orange messing up the flag

>>61316

I think they got the ends the wrong way round so it is twisted in the middle

>>61317

should have hired some mexicans to do it

==YHPE++

>the guy in the cubs shirt

Verstappen crashes into Hamilton in the first corner

>all these flashy FOM graphics

wew Hulkenberg

>pascal

Fingerboi's got a puncture

>lewisha has to give back 20 places

>Hamilton just going flying through the chicane

Haven't seen the real SC in a while.

Why were Mercedes out in the pitlane?

>>61328

It's sot safe enough

when in mexico, mow the grass

>rosberg should give the place back

>hamilton did nothing wrong by going straight over the chikane

fucking sky

>>61333

C4 is doing the exact opposite and saying Hamilton should probably give the place back

>>61333

>straight over the chikane

You see, it was the chikane that passed straight under him, he did nothing wrong.

>Rosberg under investigation

fuck off

Brundle is such a fucking coal burner.

>the gearbox is fail

t. Sainz

>Ricciardo against Sauber and Haas

stewardcucks

Hulk on for another brilliant 4th place finish

Thank you stewards for not being utterly retarded

>no mention of weesha

i could have sworn sky had been talking about track limits again

i mean, i could have missed it if they talked about it

so apparently the key to success for a modern event is fans who can completely entertain themselves

>>61344

Nothing alcohol can't fix

You need to push now Nico, PUSH.

Also lol at Massa taking no shit from Vettel.

>Ferrari not able to pass a Williams on ded tyres

>>61346

Let Hamilton's suspension snap with his flat spot

Vettel get fucked, Massa knows he hasn't got the pace that's why he's pushing you into Bottas.

run him off the road sebastian

Why McLaren pays his salary I don't know, they could get the same results with any of the midfielders.

>her

>>61351

honda wanted a big name, honda got a big name

kek, all that traffic the Williams are causing today.

>>61353

Also got a big mouth

>>61353

Big name trashes Honda.

>>61355

>>61356

wonder if they massage the translation into japanese

>>61357

Just imagining a frustrated translator having to lie repeatedly

these onbroads of max watching the wing flex from high over the running order grafx to almost off the screen

>>61358

moonspeak has a lot of subtle ways to play with that stuff. like when nixon got screwed thinking he'd been promised some shit

>There are still about 50 laps left

Might need to get some JAV's to make it through this.

mexican drivers sucking at their home

Perez failing hard

>Perez

even the british have to translate kilometerics per decaperiod

How long can Max push this hard, isn't this ruining his car and tires for the later laps?

>FOM assuming vettel might win the race

>>61368

depends if he's here to finish 4th

Nico you have 40 laps to make up 4 seconds, just fucking push you lazy prick.

>Vettel doesn't pit

the madman

>>61370

>I'm not here to finish on 4th place

>Vettel going rogue

uh oh

>>61374

>finishes first with 70+ lap old soft tyres

>gets disqualified for not changing tyres

not even 50%

I really want a streaker to run through the stadium section mid race just for the fun of it.

>So bored we are now on to WAGs of ex-F1 drivers

>Sauber on 11 and 12

Manor getting nervous right now.

>all those checo casuals that showed up to watch him trundling around down in 10th

>>61358

>>61357

>>61360

>After pondering deeply the general trends of the car and the actual conditions obtaining in race today, Alonso has decided to effect a settlement of the present engine situation by resorting to an extraordinary measure. Despite the best that has been done by everyone – the car situation has developed not necessarily to his advantage.

australopithecus in the hospitality area checking her phone messages

>>61382

gj

did they fix sainz gearbox

blue flag parade incomming

>random death loli

grosjean brake problems

the button understeer of the future

>Verstappen

cheeky button taking advantage of calrose's fear of toast

Jesus Max

>Perez still behind Massa

EZ

just one engine blowup away from sky's ratings plummeting through the floor for the last races

if seb and max take each other out, hulk will p

4

>inb4 ferrari pits vettel after he overtakes verstappen

toto with his shotato

Go Seb, you're not racing for the 4th place.

kek Hulk

hulk loses again

VETTEL

Penalty for Gimi incoming.

what, Max did a shortcut

>Hulk

Vettel:

>** * **

>after the race

why

I love angry Vettel

that Vettel sandwich

smarmy punk answer on podium interview incoming from max

nice work from vettel there

Fucking goldenboys.

why did they stop kimi btw?

HONESTLY

HERE IS A MESSAGE TO CHARLIE

>after the race

Rosberg now just needs to win and will get the title

HOLY SHIT VETTEL

now please start a fight after getting out of the cars

Good on Vettel, Whiting has literally stopped giving a shit and is biased as fuck.

somebody get a hold of villeneuve so he can trot out the old 'put them into a wall' gem

>because he was so badass putting people into walls left and right

Remove toothpaste

Vettel got a 5 second penalty

PODIUM FIGHT

>>61424

Sorry misread tweet

Vet got penalty

>>61426

wanna try again?

GET FUCKED VERSHITTEN

>>61427

Nah I think I failed enough

>Fuck Charlie

priceless

>Maxs face after he saw it on the monitor

priceless

>C4 in ad break while Vettel jumps podium

looks like a scene from that gay gangs musical

>replacement podium driver

>Nico wearing P1 hat

lel

he needs that helmet back for the weighin

>>61434

#CAPGATE CONTINUES

>Lewis boos

YES

they should make them get the trophies out of a pinata

>Viva Mexico

>Boooooo

kek

>ta-cos

>que tal Mexico

>[Cheering]

top kek