/f1/ - Formula One

xma mda

Nurburgring 24hr about to start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHO-LpY3Qqc

>>48570

RLM engrish

http://direct.sharp-stream.com/radioshow.mp3

>>48572

ILU anon

all the onbroads

http://www.24h-rennen.de/live-streams/

>>48572

>not wanting to enjoy the nazi commentary

Can't deal with the arr archt?

>>48577

i just want to hear paul get all assblasted about undercuts and f1

adac 24h logo in charge of only being on there once

>Radio Le Mans is way ahead of the stream

>pause audio

>wait for them to finish the GP circuit and enter the nordschleife

>commentator makes a huge deal about them entering the nordschleife for the first time

>unpause audio

>perfectly synced

Commentators are so predictable

>>48570

Mana is also periscoping on occasion.

Also speaking English as well.

>>48583

>old

he's like 40s

japanese live to over 200 years like sea turtles

is that fucking cockhole with the fox tail attached to his car here

>Someone already ded in the first TT practise

Well that was fucking quick.

>>48586

More like that took a while, it is the TT after all.

>>48587

it's for the classic races tho not the main

/blog/

>be me

>fucking cold

>wearing socks around the house all day to keep feet warm

>socks rub on my feet hair

>really fucking painful after a while

>only solution is to shave my feet, or not wear socks

>have cold feet

>be a foot shaving weirdo

pick one

>>48589

I have that same issue.

I just end up with cold feet

> ding dong fight

Debating whether to keep watching or leave RLM on and just see how long I can last on rf2 in a slower class car on the nurburgring

>>48592

Just started raining

>gonna git gud

hahaha all those guys leaving the track in the same corner

>>48594

My fucking internet died right when that happened. Fucking passed.

>phoneposting

>Red Flag

BOOOOOOOO

orange flag

>>48595

nice RB ID

also red flag

>hail

HAHAHHA

It's funny because you see the pitlane being completely dry and when it cuts to cars on track it's the fucking apocalypse

that car going in backwards

>>48570

>>48572

You do know there's an English stream on YouTube, right?

>missing all this

FML

>>48603

I have to leave and will probably miss further memeing. I feel you.

>>48602

this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zspyrZ07Ok

So, they just park the cars when it's red flagged? No going back to the pits? That's kinda odd

>>48606

The Nordschleife a bit long you know

>RLM complaining about not getting free beer

are we going to hear about this for the next 23 hours like when somebody didn't show up with donuts

this looks like that road in iraq war one

>>48605

Yee.

That does look fun getting out and having a chat

Should I go play games and come back in an hour?

>I'm back

>>48617

switch streams if you missed that >>48605

>>48602

>>48618

Thanks, missed that.

>race delayed 6pm

>3:46pm CET

FUCK

https://livetiming.tracktime.info/nurburgring#screen-results

Live timing screens for stats autists.

this onion belt story going on for the past 18 minutes

>come back

>race delayed

Well I guess going out to buy beer and chocolate was a good call after all

dem high tech broom truck tho

No penalty for Magnessun for red flag

>have a bunch of work to do on the front of the house

>paranoid schiz neighbor across the street is moving out because he is convinced some strain of super mold from the burned out house is taking over the neighborhood

i'm not going out there and dealing with that ali g looking motherfucker again out there with his camera taking macro pictures of lichen trash and discolorations on the sidewalk

>>48634

You really are the worst

>7:20

sheeesh

>>48635

Not really the worst, but safe to say his mistress didn't unlock him for too long and that starts to show.

>>48636

Ye, I'm just going to make dindins.

not even anything going on on track @ indy or some halfwheel to pass the time

did they already show ted's qualy notebook

Mana is back at the hotel watching the TV

kvyat's floor failed deflection

>>48644

SABOTAGE

MAX RUINED HIS FLOOR AFTER HE CRASHED

they are regressing into churchill paraphrases

>>48644

so pit lane start for both TR?

>>48647

it's just dany fiat, he thinks he broke their trick floor cheating device on a kerb

>>48647

max from pitlane changine shassC

>>48649

Cheeky america encoding its messages

What is the thing RLM were talking about in America?

>>48651

http://www.motorsport.com/pwc/news/drivers-hurt-in-huge-bentley-and-aston-martin-sportscar-crash-741426/

>>48652

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>tfw ate way too many crackers

I think I might have killed my kidneys and am about to have a heart attack

are the french known for forming new lines or something?

>>48655

I don't know, I don't get the joke either mate.

>>48655

I'm guessing a joke about striking

I only heard half of it

>>48644

>No action taken

BASED FIA

>>48658

>Based FIA

Jesus did I actually just say that?

there is something with french toll stations where if you have something called a Liber-T pass (srsly) you don't have to stop and get your own lane while all the normal payers have to queue

maybe they were talking about that

>The "Liber-T" charging sensor is available in the UK, but Sanef, the French motorway operators' company, charges higher rates for users applying via its English language website than for applications from its French website - which can only be used by people having a bank account in France.

le haha

>>48652

wew

confirmed dead

>>48660

Here in the south it's called Télépéage and you may use dedicated lanes where you can pass without stopping (at about 30 kph), all while giving a smug look to the plebs sitting in line.

>>48661

And this system, which also works on several motorways (all those controlled by Vinci Autoroutes) is significantly less expensive and apparently work if you have a SEPA bank account, which you have if you are in a relevant european country so it's much less of a buttfuck.

>3rd formation lap

24 hours of formation laps

>>48664

each one 20 minutes so already doing well

GREEN

>>48669

Someone trying to hide their name with a joke name.

>Mercedes driving

Oh…great…hindhaugh is here….

Guess I'll watch the champions league final

>>48675

i hope madrid wins

>>48676

Oh you.

>>48677

have they done the part where they walk out with lolis yet?

were there any cute ones or were they all special ed retard children

>>48678

It's 1-0 to Real at half time.

So yeah, the loli part is gone.

ted qnb

>>48680

Well it is 1-1 in the match.

Ramos for Real in the 15th minute and Carrasco for Atletico in the 79th.

Extra time, here we go.

Also RIP.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-36404621

>>48686

And Real Madrid win 5-3 on penalties.

So many crying Spanish girls.

>>48684

>Ted complaining about no bump things on the stairs making them dangerous

>"it's the only time I'm in favor of some health and safety stuff"

Yet he supports the Halo….

>see thing under mail slot

>it's a slip for a package

>hit post office tracking and enter #

>We attempted to deliver your item at [not long ago] on [today] in [my town] and a notice was left because an authorized recipient was not available. You may arrange redelivery by…

NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T

I've been literally right here since FP3. I can see out the front fucking window. fucking lazy shit ran up and threw the card through my slot and then fucked off, goddamn gov't employee faggot

also

>Available for Pick-up After

>Date: [today] Time: 1700

that would be after the post office is closed until after the weekend

what an asshole

oh well does anybody know how many bongs until dawn at nurburgring? gonna sleep through the dark driving

lime rock bentley dude potato'd

>>48690

I had the same thing happen a while ago.

It was the case for my new PC build, which was the last part I needed. Since it was a Friday, and I wanted to play a beta weekend for a game, I camped out in the lounge room all day so I wouldn't have to wait until Monday to pick it up.

I sat there from 7am, in 35 fucking degree temperature, instead of the air con in my room, until about 3pm when my housemate got home and told me he'd keep watch.

Not 15 minutes later, he knocks on my door and tells me he saw the Australia Post van pull up one house down, and the postie sneak up to the letterbox and drop off the card.

Since I had been sitting in hot as fuck weather all day I was already in a bad mood, and I wasn't about to take this shit.

So me and my housemate jumped in the car, and went down to the parcel distribution center. We got there and demanded the person in charge. I told him my story, and the cunt shrugs his shoulder and tells us: "It's not us, it's a contractor"

>FYI: AusPost screws van couriers by hiring them as contractors instead of employees

That was it for me. Talking time was over, and yelling time began.

"I don't give a fuck if they're a contractor, I paid money to Australia Post for my parcel to be delivered, they drive and Australia Post van, the fucking card they left says Australia Post. I want my fucking parcel."

Guy backs down, and goes out the back and looks for my parcel.

Five minutes later he returns with my parcel.

Then unbelievably, the piece of shit then makes the contractor excuse AGAIN.

I tell him to get fucked, grab my box, and yell back that it's no wonder the postie was an unprofessional - he takes after his boss.

Got home, built my PC, and enjoyed my beta.

And then, to make things even better, my housemate who worked at a transport company, told the story to his boss.

It turned out, his boss was due to have lunch with the state manager for AusPost in a few days.

During their lunch his boss told the state manager the story to give him shit about it, and apparently the parcel center boss got fucking raped over it by the state manager.

>>48695

>head injury

Should have worn a helmet :^)

>>48694

i wish just once somebody would tell ted to fuck off

he always pulls the same move where he pretends at first that he isn't going to bother them and is going to move on but then just keeps standing there and ropes them into some pointless shit

>>48701

>be me

>be bored

>make a post on Plebbit explaining to them that wider grippier tyres will shorten braking distances and reduce overtaking

>get downboated

Feels > laws of physics

>>48704

I don't even like them that much visually either.

Maybe if the rear wing was a single central support it would show off the width more.

>>48704

They really have no fucking clue about technical things there.

It's like when the whole 20 inch tyre thing came up a year ago.

Redditors upvoted the shit out of posts claiming that:

>larger wheels = bigger brake discs = shorter shopping distances

They can already lock the brakes up at 200mph, how does the caliper having more leverage on the hub help in anyway?

Let them lock them up at 300mph?

>>48705

>I don't even like them that much visually either.

pleb

>>48705

>Maybe if the rear wing was a single central support it would show off the width more.

Going by the height, that's still a 2016 spec wing on the promo car.

The 2017 rear wing will be lower and wider.

>but still have ugly full height endplates

>>48704

I'd would level the playing field for bad chassis manufacturers.

Like, these tires would be fine if there weren't all these other million regulations.

>>48707

It's not bad or worse than the current tyres it just doesn't seem to add much visually.

Maybe if the diameter and sidewall was greater or the front wheels were smaller it would be better.

I just feel the difference between the front and rear isn't big enough.

Or maybe it's just on the crappy Pirelli show car. Black on black doesn't really show the tyres well.

>>48708

I meant "It" not "I'd"

>>48712

Ah. Fair point.

I still think you're mad and that they look great.

>the Halo, and the trying way too hard angled wings and endplates will ruin it though

>>48710

Those tires really accentuates that ass

At least they won't look like tiny little skateboard wheels in profile anymore

That Opera singer sounding (car entering) pit notification at the Nurburgring is so fucking annoying.

>>48713

I think it is actually just the car.

All black with yellow text is horrible with tyres with yellow text sidewall. Even if it would be like Renault it should be the opposite.

>>48714 is right that it accentuates the ass but it's just too dark and in shadow.

Put it on the Ferrari with the orange paint and it will almost certainly look a lot better.

>>48716

>Put it on the Ferrari with the orange paint

Pls anon, no harassment.

CRASH

>dat Audi blowing past the ambulance at full speed

Just parked the car

Debating sacrificing 4-5 hours of this just to be competent for the rest of the action today

>>48740

Yeah, I'm going to be taking a nap to attempt to stay up and watch the Indy500

>>48741

Yeah see you in a few hours I hope

What I hate about all those endurance races is that I always miss the night bit.

Also right now it's raining like hell.

>>48747

>What I hate about all those endurance races is that I always miss the night bit.

casual

>>48748

p-pls no bully I'm too weak to stay awake 36 hours straight

>half duct tape

>half BMW

>>48750

Pretty sure that's factory.

>tfw BMW has become shit

>>48751

When they bought Mini they hired the english dudes in charge of build quality

http://www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/id/15803670/red-bull-toro-rosso-secure-renault-engine-deals-2018

RB doing a 180

>>48753

no one logged in for 2 months or so so I claimed it. I don't intend to change anything so no need to worry.

>>48755

So you stole the board form Berger?

>>48756

does he want it back? I just didn't want this place to fall in bad hands

>>48758

No idea. Just surprised at this turn of events.

I always assume Berger is active but untripped, because he's always previously replied if I summon him.

>>48759

well, you can post on here and forget to log in. happens to the best of us

DRIFTING DOWN THE STRAIGHT

[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES]

>>48761

>tfw no webm of sideways Porsche

Man I love waking up to racing

PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

>based master of excitement

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/124551/maldonado-talking-to-teams-about-2017-return

>>48765

I do like him

>>48766

He actually is a pretty nice guy, but plebs need pantomime villains to hate.

>like Rosberg now, and Vettel previously

>>48767

It is ridiculous how people stopped hating on Seb just because he became a Ferrari driver.

I knew the whole Tifosi thing but I never thought it was that bad or widespread.

Maybe when Hanna escapes and tells her story it will change…….

>m8 we've all locked up our wife for a number of years and forced her to breed. Seb has done nothing wrong. You are just a Lewis fan.

>>48768

>It is ridiculous how people stopped hating on Seb just because he became a Ferrari driver.

Yep. It really shows how shallow the fans are when it comes to who they support, and who they hate.

>and that's coming from a Seb fanboy

Red flags at Monaco for the support races.

Unless it drops we probably won't be getting much of a race.

>>48770

>tfw only 3 safety cars in my Badger

>>48772

>tfw completely missed my badger.

I'm hoping for something so insane that the highest points anyone gets is like 30

STREAMS

6000kbps:

5bbb12790e8114f3686108d8654881cfabe836aa

3000kbps:

a954bf330421aaa7ba64ba79e9028e77209d7a9f

1200kbps:

b170307d3435f4b6d9b84e962a83b7ab8cc19d33

>>48776

cucked :^)

I had to delete my post in embarrassment :(

>>48777

>>48775

But now seriously, thanks AusBro!

>>48779

No probs m80

>>48775

What about VLC stream?

Wanna set up muh Mac Mini that I got for free and hook it to the TV. Acestream is obviously one platform only.

>>48781

http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/ should have it, quality won't be anywhere near the Ace though.

And apparently you can set up Acestream on Mac somehow.

>>48782

>>48781

Yeah you definitely can set up ACE on a mac using WINE and it basically runs as fast as if it was native. Hold up Dutchie let me dig up a link with instructions

>>48784

ACE doesn't seem to work for me >>48775

>>48785

>>48781

https://www.reddit.com/r/ACEstream/comments/3jxw6f/acestream_30_osx_guide/

(sory for plebbit link)

>>48785

NEVERMIND, it works. However I would still like a VLC.

>>48786

Idk, I don't wanna have to deal with the problems that using wine will 100% give.

Why the fuck do Channel 4 not have a fucking live feed of fucking Monaco of all races?

BASED JOHNNY

>interviewing Lewis

>tells Lewis he's been a "grumpy boy for the last few days"

>Lewis says he hasn't

>Lewis is visibly annoyed

>Johnny says "now you're being a grumpy boy with me"

I can't wait to webm the fuck out of that.

>>48789

Because it would cost them in the bidding process.

Silverstone, Abu Dhabi and Montreal are the most important picks and what they chose in the first round.

Sky then pick something like Australia, Monaco and probably one of the latter races.

After that it's pick one after the other with nether broadcaster allowed to air 3 races in a row exclusivly.

Bianchi gets better every year…

>>48792

That seems pointlessly competitive and fucked up.

I dunno. I just miss all-races BBC coverage.

>Max

SABOTAGE

So it works on my Mac right now with the following VLC stream:

http://178.62.110.18/hls/live.m3u8

http://178.62.110.79/hls/live.m3u8

henno pleb bitrate stream if anyone cares

>>48796

>or you could, you know, drain the water out of the tank and replace it later

>lay on wet grass in 2c temperature and try to to pull the line off the bottom of the pump, in the dark

or

>spend 4 seconds tipping in a cup of alcohol

Not really a hard choice.

>>48799

>press button for 20 seconds and skeet over your filthy windshield until it empties

>Max interview

And minimise

>>48800

Then I'd have a gallon of ice on my windscreen, and I have to go out for /snacks/ later

>>48802

oh i forgot gravity works the other way in australia and keeps water up there forever

>>48802

Denatured alcohol works better and is cheaper FYI.

Find it at a hardware store, etc.

>>48803

At least you can admit when you're wrong :^)

>>48804

Noted.

I FEEL THE NEED

THE NEEEED FOR SPEEEED

>buckle missing off the front of Brundle's visor

PLEB

non-henno russian HD is back

078e5de99a310e68f8a86b53d811a4ed43c62a42

>>48808

Why U mad though?

>stop doing things I don't like

>>48810

THE FUCK

>>48812

german is still down tho unfortunately

aces should also be up in interlaced czech on sport 1 or sport 2 and in gayspanish on setanta but not yet

>>48814

sport 2 cz

2cf97774d9d6fdfcc4584569b7dd48c041484eba

>monaco gp isn't big enough for sport 1

>everyone is going around the track for formation on the tires they have lots of spares of

shocking ted

setanta is

a3d6475c17fc2c7789cc45f802a9018764f0352c

if sky italy comes back it will be

a93721542264263a1e5c9c11a029d29ea54ab28e

and if sky germany comes back it will be

ba74250de12fe7d4f6422f63b11122db0d74e3bc

>>48810

>non-henno russian HD

BTW, because this confused people if you can call mexicans people :^) in the past, this is a SkyF1 English stream.

We call it Russian because it comes from a Russian ace stream site,

they should give vettel a grid dude again just to annoy him

Do they print the grid girl boards overnight?

Or do they just have every number with flag variant?

Is there an Indonesian 1st place one?

>grid walk starts

>russians start fucking up

it's beslan school massacre all over

who?

>singer-songwriter

oh, douchebag

>tfw twitter is now auto translating from Japanese and causing everything to read weirdly

>which team are you with?

next to the red bull guys wearing a red bull jacket

>i'm with haas

>>48820

Driver numbers, not position

>>48820

I'd say printing them each time, it's not very hard. This, or they have the base flag board and paste a cut layer of black vinyl on top.

>grabbing drink

was that flavio i heard

>>48825

Ahh that makes sense

>>48829

pretty funny, ireland

That was a sillier grid walk than usual.

Wow Kimi, nice autism.

Sorry but I can't like Kimi anymore, he's like one of the best drivers ever but he is so lazy and he's just plain rude.

>>48832

Shutup dutchfag

>>48833

Do NOT bully.

>>48835

Let's be honest.

That isn't really surprising.

>>48834

Shutup dutchfag.

THAT FUCKING HENNO INTRO OMFG

WORTH A MILLION QEQS

EVEN UNIRONICALLY USES NICO HIT ME

OM FUCKING G

>safety car start

Weak cunts

MAYLANDER ON POLE FOR MONACO

WHO /SC/ HYPE

>>48840

Considering your ID is literally shit, I guess butt cancer.

But yeah it's over the top. For a shit pirate stream. Holy fuck

>Wet Monaco

Oh, so nothing will happen.

>Inb4 Lewis hits Nico and Verstappen puts his red bull in the back of a Sauber

GREASIER THAN A CHIP BUTTY WITH A FRIED MARS BAR CHASER

STUNNING SKY COMMENTARY

>>48844

>Lewis demoted to Manor

>>48846

>Implying it won't be Nico

>>48845

scot detected

This looks safe…

How does Henno have 100 fps?

Doesn't Sky only boradcast in 1080i50?

He's just fucking with us.

wow the excitement

>>48852

It is the Jewel in the Crown™.

>>48851

Sky is only 720 iirc

No idea about frame rate

>>48851

If it's at 50 Hz and interlaced, doesn't that mean you have 100 fps?

Or 50i as in 25 FPS

>>48853

Can't wait for the first retard to crash under the safety car

bretty thrilling

>Kvijat too slow to follow the sc

>this should be Max

The thrill of whether or not Kvyat will get fucked even more

Poor Danii…..

They started behind the SC because they couldn't deal with starting a race without a Mercedes first

The FIA really needs to get Pirelli to make wet weather tyres so they can race in the rain…

inb4 they allow Kvyat to unlap himself and this takes a miilion more years

>based Kvyat saving my Badger first DNF prediction

>>48863

they even arranged an expensive test with sprinklers

>it did nothing

>drivers are bored and spam the radio

>>48854

Sky has always been 1080i. When you download the old races, from this season, on kat you get "1080p50" which is really just the 1080i sessions..

>>48855

It's 1080i at 50 fps. So 50i.

Lap 8 in I imagine

Why do they even have wet tires when they aren't allowed to race on them?

THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED

thank you bianchi

>>48872

This was already like this before Bianchi

>>48863

They're just scared some idiot might crash his car and be ded

>>48867

Maybe they're told to say that to make for some nice radio moments, perhaps to show the delta between what the drivers think and what is actually happening for some political reason or whatever

About fucking time

It begins.

>sc will come back after 1 round

inb4 magnussen into the wall

and on the first lap, inters

what a shock

the amount of people who just went

>palmer

>>48878

Fuck you.

>palmer

top fucking qeq

So can we get rid of this circuit ?

>take a gamble on inters

>teammate fucks up already

>>48849

>First to retire

>Jolyon Palmer

BADGER SAVED

>>48884

but muh history

>Palmer

>>48888

ayyy

>>48884

There's a chance of that happening.

Also tactical broom action

>>48888

Yeah, well neither is Jessica :^)

>>48874

Isn't the Superlicense supposed to trim out the total idiots in the first place?

>>48888

(witnessed)

>>48889

Yeah this race is history.

>Inb4 Vettel gains under VSC.

>>48894

Yeah but there's bound to have someone forgetting the cars have torque and crashing like a dick

Which race was it where cars just kept crashing at the first corner bringing out repeated VSC?

based rosberg holding out hammy

>BUTTON PURPLE

>Sauber

>Fastest lap

GIMI NO

>GIMI

rogro noooo

>kimi

>Kimi

JUST STOP

DEM SPARKS

>GIMI

>finland loses again

NOTHING IS SOLVE

EXCITING SPARK ACTION

front wheel isn't even spinning

mad baguette

DAMMIT KIMI

>sky literally asking for team orders

:^)

>mfw Nico is happy with 2nd place, and just wants to piss off Hamilton all afternoon

>rain intesifies

intermediates btfo

Rolled 98 (1d100)

dubs = = ham gets around then crashes

>>48917

It's utterly glorious isn't it

>>48917

I can only hope. Only way to make this race not suck

Is it the stream being choppy or their replays?

>>48917

also making sure ricciardo wins and hamilton's winless streak continues

>>48922

Looked like the replay sucking

sainz said he *didn't* grow up watching his dad rallying

because they didn't show it on tv

Rosberg was even to slow for the Hulk.

https://twitter.com/RenaultSportF1/status/736895848697712640

>lotus/renault twitter guy still cannot let go of kimi memes

Rosberg why?

SHIT

The racing at the Nurburgring is in the final hour.

>>48929

>>48930

what happened

>>48932

Let him through going up the hill.

>>48932

Rossberg had to let Hamilton pass, because he was too slow.

>Massa train

>>48935

>>48936

k thanks

>race is so boring i haven't even been listening to it

and after that into the trash it goes