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 No.216621 [View All]

So why do people use unrealistic dick sizes a majority of the time? I get that big dicks are attractive but then I see 15-20+ inch dicks on a lot of characters, and here I am thinking "Man, 8 inches is big enough, why double it?"

Is it just the lack of real life experience? Is if sexual fantasy overpowering the suspension of belief? Or do a lot of people who genuinely finds comically huge dicks that attractive? A combination of the three?

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 No.220058

>>216621

Some people have zero experience and it shows. The most glaring ones are those females (or what I assume are females behind the character) playing futas and showing they have no fucking clue about how a dick works. No, you can't shove your balls inside another person's ass, To a lesser extent, males playing female characters often show they have no clue about pussy anatomy besides 'hurr durr there's a hole'. If your partner writes as if he had no clitoris or labia, that's a red herring.

There are also kinks that are attractive in a fantasy setting but lose their appeal IRL. For me that's rimming.

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 No.220070

>>219597

No one gives a shit about realism. Stop self-inserting.

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 No.220074

>>220070

Stacking 20x multiplier in your fantasy won't make your micro peen any bigger.

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 No.220076

>>220074

Playing only realism scenes doesn't count as losing your virginity.

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 No.220079

>>220070

Anon, did you actually read my post? I directly talk about playing with 1.5ft long cocks and up.

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 No.220082

>>220070

>No one gives a shit about consistency. Stop self-inserting.

FTFY.

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 No.220096

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>>220076

There is a difference between realism and internal consistency. The former implies that something is grounded in what is possible and what is known, while the latter implies that something is, well, consistent and only changes if there is a given reason. It is realistic to have cock sizes top out after maybe 14 inches. It is consistent to have a character's cock remain the same size the whole RP, or within a variance for erections if there's out-of-sex scenes.

It is realistic to have larger sizes be painful or uncomfortable, potentially even lethal.

It is consistent to have larger sizes do the same thing every time, whether it is the above or something cartoonish (impaling a character from one end to the other non-fatally).

One does not need to be realistic, no, but being consistent helps enhance your writing and lends it an air of believability even while HugeDick McThunderCock ,manages to actually please a 40-foot-tall dragon thanks to his potion of Incredibly Specific Enlargement.

For the record, and on topic, I prefer to play characters who can shape-change, and thus are 'adjustable'. This allows me to both please a size queen, or perhaps surprise one with a sudden expansion mid-insertion. I'll never understand simply balooning your size up to comical numbers, but if someone can play it consistently and pleasingly, then I don't see any reason not to.

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 No.220117

>>220096

>There is a difference between realism and internal consistency.

I expect the characters I'm playing with to get killed if they are impaled by something half their height. The reason why most people think hyper shit is shit, is because it doesn't conform to our expectations regarding the bodies we're working with, and some really can't shake that off. Telling me I'm boring, and equating the preference for this kind of physical consistency with only wanting roleplays revolving around realism and plausibility within the realms of our world, is fallacious as fuck.

Truth is, it isn't plausible for most of us to conquer a technologically retarded tribe in the 16th century, and proceed to rape all their women, but this has nothing to do with keeping our view of the human body somewhat intact.

Get real, retard.

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 No.220119

>>220117

>I expect the characters I'm playing with to get killed if they are impaled by something half their height. The reason why most people think hyper shit is shit, is because it doesn't conform to our expectations regarding the bodies we're working with, and some really can't shake that off.

What if the 'body' is an anime girl who is constantly getting hit upside the head with a giant mallet and yet suffers no brain damage? Wouldn't that imply her biology is different/sturdier?

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 No.220127

>>220119

>What if the 'body' is an anime girl who is constantly getting hit upside the head with a giant mallet and yet suffers no brain damage?

That's dumb for exactly the same reason, and I'd never play that.

Regardless, you've missed the point; I'm not saying it's not ok to give different rules to the bodies involved, I'm saying it's dumb to dismiss people who prefer human bodies to behave like human bodies as people who only like to roleplay things which are realistic or plausible in real life, like this faggot seems to believe: >>219254.

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 No.220129

>>220127

Understood.

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 No.220309

I dunno about everyone else but I just like the thought of literally pinning/smothering a smaller partner under a half ton of dick alone. (What's the point of having a 4 foot cock if you don't do that kinda stuff anyway?)

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 No.220597

>>218078

I mean, overall, Gideon art is still generally considered pretty hideous.

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 No.220875

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>>220309

>grouchy and tired all the time from hauling junk around

>genuinely surprised and flattered when someone finds their unwieldy, grotesque genitals attractive

g o o d

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 No.220897

>>220058

> 'hurr durr there's a hole'.

You just described 90% of cuntboy posters. I wouldn't have it any other way. Vaginas are really gross.

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 No.220904

>>220897

tfw you play cuntboys and constantly have them flicking the bean

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 No.220908

>>220904

If you don't get 90% of you pleasure from inside your hole you're gross.

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 No.221001

>>220897

> I wouldn't have it any other way. Vaginas are really gross.

If you don't like them why do you play with havers of them at all?

>>220904

Not sure if that's a good tfw or bad tfw.

My cboy mostly gets his bean lovingly smooched because everybody wants to eat him out all the time.

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 No.221019

>>221001

>If you don't like them why do you play with havers of them at all?

Because they're less gross than cocks.

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 No.221023

>>221019

So, what are you going on the site for then? Trying to have something kinky without genitals coming into direct view? Genuinely curious, I love hearing all the different perspectives on RP and kinks.

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 No.221032

>>221023

Because fake, virtual sex is a lot cleaner than real sex which grosses me out.

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 No.221086

>>220117

>the reason why most people think hyper is shit

Lmao nice confirmation bias

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 No.221088

>>221032

Huh, okay. Quite a dilemma you've got yourself into.

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 No.221092

>>217454

hot damn, got any more of this? or a source for it?

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 No.221094

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 No.221097

It's people putting aside the logistics of it to get what they want; oversized hole-bustin' cartoonish bulge-making body wreckers. Much akin to action movies where the hero can get hit in the head 20 times by a bat and only get knocked out instead of dead or rendered retarded.

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 No.221100

>>221094

I will say he's got quite the range of artistic ability, even if I can't make heads nor tails of the moonrunes

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 No.224500

>>219587

Does anyone know if this is reasonable? It doesn't sound wrong but on f-list 8 inches is basically the average, right?

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 No.224514

>>221100

Just tell me if you ever wanna have a go with one of his characters. Early ones are okaish too.

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 No.224515

>>224500

Depends on the character

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 No.224517

>>224515

I'm just talking about the average human girl.

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 No.224527

>>224517

the average for a human girl on f-list is like 15 inches

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 No.224530

>>224527

I meant the size limits, not the average. But you right.

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 No.224727

>>220875

>nervous, afraid, or just plain resigned that you will never have another person who understands your quite-literal burden

>the surprise and relief when your partner pulls down his / her / eir underwear and a great big cock twice the size of yours flops out

hyper is my lifeblood

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 No.224946

>>224727

>>220875

post yer profiles

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 No.225305

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>>224946

>>224727

https://www.f-list.net/c/yoghurt

>8 foot tall baked potato deals with big dick (and no bf) problems

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 No.225380

You know this makes me want to do a submissive monster profile where massive dicked bullish angry unthinking beasts get used as living dildos, fucktoys, livestock and snuffbait for some smug bitches.

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 No.225810

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This is my Genetically modified anthro-horse boyfriend

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 No.226118

>>224527

That's the girth, right?

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 No.226355

>>220058

> No, you can't shove your balls inside another person's ass

I can literally remember about 10 porn vids showing just that and that is by far not the worst I've seen

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 No.226460

>>224946

Sure, why not. Resident autist here.

https://www.f-list.net/c/lillian%20ashton

>>225305

Also hi, we should RP more.

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 No.226522

>>216621

The numbers are completely irreverent to anything but the most severe of number-based autists.

The exact size will never be referenced in a good RP, and it boils down to "Big dicks are hot, so what if I could have a dick that's really fucking big"

Along with this the people who prefer huge dicks are usually a lot less anal and weird about size specifics than people who want normal ones.

Realism fags are usually arrogant and enjoy sticking their noses in business that's not theirs. Expect them to see that your dick size is set too big and have them get mad at you for not immediately appealing to their interests.

Expect them to insult your kinks because they're not their own, and to generally make really shitty assertions about things they don't like about the community they're in, that have little relevance to anything besides their own echo chamber of friends mindlessly agree to their bitching.

Such things as saying:

"I don't use Customs because they're toxic"

"All futas are just men that can't get play as a male"

"I don't write profiles because nobody reads them."

If you say any of these things, and also are a realism fag, you most likely wont care what this post has to say and will retain your zealous belief that people must adhere to anatomical logic while on a website where people pretend to have sex.

To that, you must realize that people don't set these boundaries so high because they don't know how big a dick really is, or because they're mega virgins on the internet.

They make their imaginary people have imaginary huge cocks because they want them to, and they think it's hot.

It doesn't matter if you don't like it, or claim it annoys you that people don't have realistic consistency while Role Playing, because you have the choice to not play with those people, and you should express your right of choice by not getting yourself into situations that's going to lead you to saying "Hey, I don't think you know how dicks work" because somehow I doubt you or your partner are going to like having that conversation.

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 No.226531

>>226522

>Along with this the people who prefer huge dicks are usually a lot less anal and weird about size specifics than people who want normal ones.

In my experiences it's the opposite. I had to completely break it off with one guy because he completely lost interest in an RP if both character's dicks weren't at minimum 16 inches. He also hated odd numbers so I couldn't talk him down to 15, or 13, it had to be 16, sometimes he'd do 17, but even then that was a compromise. He always wanted bigger.

This is of course in contrast with another guy who RPs with a two footer who is more than happy to scale down to 7 or 8 inches if an RPer prefers realistic sizes. But really, I'm just saying autism is on both sides.

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 No.235007

>>220058

My favorite is when the tongue actually enters the vagina. Everyone who does this is a virgin.

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 No.235536

>>219547

Because for a lot of people it's easier to seethe privately or block someone than to say "Hey, I am enjoying this but dicks above X inches is not really my jam. Would be okay if you scale it down?"

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 No.236100

>>235007

But how else am I going to scoop out all the cum with my mouth?

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 No.236138

>>220058

>The most glaring ones are those females (or what I assume are females behind the character) playing futas and showing they have no fucking clue about how a dick works. No, you can't shove your balls inside another person's ass, To a lesser extent, males playing female characters often show they have no clue about pussy anatomy besides 'hurr durr there's a hole'. If your partner writes as if he had no clitoris or labia, that's a red herring.

What other clues are there to a partner playing the other gender?

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 No.236598

>>235007

…uh. Lmfao no. Your post screams of virgin projecting and trying to act like you know better when you don't. Tongue-fucking while eating out is absolutely a thing you mongoloid.

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 No.236730

>>236598

even if you're technically correct, please never do this. keep your tongue on the clit and use for your fingers if you want to get inside.

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 No.236812

>>236730

chiming in to say I totally agree, men sticking their tongues in vaginas is fucking dumb

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