/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

>Species: Varies/Unsure

>List of people / series / political ideologies in the no list, along with demeaning text in some form.

I don't see how "post preference, 1-2 sentences" is a red flag. It's a honest statement. If you don't like that, it's a preference. If someone had that listed, who the fuck would be surprised they only post a small amount of prose?

>Whoever has been spamming these stupid fucking threads that may as well be stuffed into the bitching thread

>>138456

This. I'm set on Fluent because Advanced makes me look like a snob.

>Stretched or squished icons or no/small pictures in gallery

>When someone doesn't fill out kinks, and just puts a custom kink on their profile that says 'ask'

As a general rule of thumb if they're talking mad shit about somebody behind their back it's safe to avoid them.

>>138491

The grammar competence option may as well not exist, nobody uses it properly anyway.

A list of red flags is, ironically, a damn big red flag. (Not here; this a forum, not a profile.)

Any complaining, any petty bullshit; all red flags.

Premature defensiveness is another big one. This is when you see someone claim to have or not have some character or behavioral trait when that sort of character trait is the fucking default in the first place, like I don’t like drama, or I’m not a pretentious person. This is a gigantic, flashing neon sign that the opposite of what is claimed is true, and I’ve found very few exceptions.

Narcissism is the worst, and the biggest thing I watch out for; a lot of the best potential players are among the absolute worst actual players—anybody who’s listing their views or bookmarks (even and especially obliquely, like oh, I have so many bookmarks, I sometimes get lost in the messages …), anybody who mentions how damn good they are, etc. But, just as much as that, anyone who seems like they have really hot ideas. I guess I deal with this enough I get a sort of eye for it, but it’s very important; you have to discern between people who want your play and people who want your attention. Generally being ready to drop absolutely anyone at the drop of a hat for any reason puts you in a much better position to avoid this shit.

Pretentiousness in general is the worst, but it’s hard to avoid on profiles because you’ve got all the vagueness of a public performance with none of the benefit of an audience to tell you whether you’re getting it right, so I try to leave a little leeway on this one.

I mean it. I really try.

Grammar competence, weirdly, means basically nothing to me (unless it’s less than fluent; honesty, while admirable, doesn’t make up for incompetence). Lots of morons list themselves as advanced or very advanced; lots of competent writers just say "fluent."

I admit, though, I’ve only seen a few people describe themselves as "doctoral," and of them, all but one lived up to the claim. The trouble is, they take pretentiousness to a remarkable new level; we’re talking about a guy who uses the archaic present perfect tense in a totally non-ironic way (the old style used in, most famously, "now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds"). I mean, as someone who understands the shit, it’s kind of cool the way these nuts can twist words into elaborate shapes, but you kinda have to throw up in your mouth at it, too.

Anything on their no list that'd give a "Yeah well I didn't want to play with you anyway!" vibe: "People who don't respond" or "People who block without reason" etc.

I'm weary around high viewcounts, how could you not have gotten generally bored or otherwise developed some unsavoury traits in that time? Especially if they have a high Views:Time existed ratio.

Not really a red flag but more of a pet peeve, having the custom kinks: "Fave: I really like these" "Yes: I also like these" "Maybe: Ask me if you want to do them I might be interested" and "No: I do not like these things at all." It's just no unnecessary, you've just given a definition of those four words you fool.

>>138504

>tfw used to do this so much

I thank the friend who told me to just shut the fuck up and be nice.

>>138510

>only images are generic anime OC

A question but, what distinguishes a generic anime OC from a non generic one? What would you do instead, get some western comic style images for variety?

>no custom kinks

I do this on a couple characters because I know I have a habit of making my custom kinks just "Types of people my character could interact with" and it becomes a glorified tl:dr for people who wouldn't be bothered to read my profile or lack imagination.

>>138512

>Any complaining, any petty bullshit; all red flags

This is exactly what I'm most apprehensive amount when searching out people. Those who's lists are full of these truly don't seem to have any self awareness. It's bothersome.

Almost every time they have 'no preference' set for post length, it means 1-2 sentences, if that.

Even the profiles with endless walls of text. It's like they got all their writing done up front and expect you to match that instead of what they give you.

Pretty much any time they feel the need to make some OOC cunty comment on their profile about shitters PMing them. How dumb do you have to be to think that this will stop any of the utmost shitters from hitting you up? The people who would actually read the profile are going to be turned off by it, too.

Hell I could be a perfect match with someone and go find someone else rather than even risk it if a profile comes off as bitchy. Funny thing is the GOOD roleplayers have options when it comes to partners and won't just take any old thing so the majority will just skip your fucking profile over.

>>138510

*mmmmms!*

>no post length listed

>3D images

>zero image consistency (30+ pics of random women)

>incomplete images ("big dick shemale" with zero cock imagery)

>weebish sounding names and images

I've been burned by ignoring the post length. Burnt often. Others are just what I'll generally avoid. To each their own, I've just had more and better experiences with john q everyman and, ugh "western" sounding types then folk who look and read like they where ripped from anime

https://www.f-list.net/c/Yukia

this profile is every red flag ever

>>138544

>Hyena

Why are all of these fucks so awful?

>>138545

IDK. $20 says they're the type to bitch about "omg you didn't read my profile" despite ie being a litteral 2+ hour read of inane bullshit about how I AM A GREAT ROLEPLAY

>>138544

Holy actual fuck.

>>138545

hyenas are the niggers of the furry world

>>138544

>First of all, what do I have to offer as roleplayer

>1. Over ten years of in-depth over various RP-sites, storytellers and writting!

>Over ten years

>writting!

Okay, not a good sign.

>a, Post raging from semi-para(4-7)

I really don't want to bother checking through it all, but you'd think the autism would include proofreading.

>>138554

I know right? Like, I don't mind typos and shit, even in profiles, everyone does it… But if you're gonna hype yourself up like that, come the fuck ON,

>>138491

I have mine set to advanced

I am a notorious grammar nazi. I wish I could care less

When they make themselves out as being hard to please. These are usually the sorts who are in a bad mood and want someone to magically alleviate it for them by giving them everything they want, without offering anything themselves.

Especially common with white bread generic 'lewd' sorts who want to be swept off their feet.

I've had bad experience with people that have

>5-6 figure pageviews more often with milestones posted

>over a dozen friends of wildly varying quality

>more than one page of guestbook posts while begging for more

>profile play with a master/mistress listed

>profile play with slaves listed moreso when they've deleted without them noticing

>personally handrawn picturesonly 50% chance of being terrible unless combined with any of the above

>>138569

>tfw set to partner's preference

I-I'm not a shitter I swear! But I actually try to give what I get if not a bit more. Gimme two lines and I'll reply with 2-3 lines back. Gimme three paragraphs and I'll see if I can squeeze a fourth one out.

>Has any type of OOC or meta on their profile

instant avoid

People that act uppity in chat or only respond to certain people in chat. While I understand that people are not entitled with a response, it's a bit skeevy to be downright rude to people that want to talk with you. Jeeze.

>text emotes

>not good/passable shit like :3 or :^)

>I'm talking shit like >////<, ^.=.^, ^____^

>>138578

I never trust post length preference anymore, man.

There have been plenty of people who put semi-paragraph down and these fuckers barely write a sentence. Then there are ones putting down 2-4 sentences and they write fucking multi para. What the shit. At least that one's a happy surprise, though.

>>138583

Hah, I had someone spring that on me one time, after like fucking 30 minutes of silence. God damn, I thought they just lost interest. I'd already gotten into another RP by the time they said anything.

>long profiles

>>138578

>I honestly don't care, I can write anything from a short para to a romanetto in response

Me too. Sometimes I wanna deep elaborate yiff. Sometimes I just want to suck the penis.

I have a few that are

>on profile

>inconsistency, example: bisexual but no x gender

>no info tab

>just a giant ass image and nothing more

>relatively stupid high requirements like 'build ups are a must…'

>using the same custom kink on all tabs, ethier ic or ooc

>perma anything and showing the victims of said thing

>on chat

>'I have a lot of years of experience…'

>heavy ooc after everything set up

>begging/forcing for more rp when a sesion is comple in character

>asking for twitter/skyle/steam/discord in the first time

>looking status is the same advertising message

>Extremely long profile that would probably take half a fucking hour to read through and has ten different drop downs

>Bisexual or bi female preference with males in the maybe or no

>>138604

>Bisexual or bi female preference with males in the maybe or no

So what is it supposed to be for someone who likes females but also, say, cuntboys? Pansexual? Because that would be even less accurate.

Given the short amount of options for orientation maybe you people can stop being faggots about it.

>>138607

Pansexuality is literally bisexuality 2.0

Although it'd be wonderful if the coders put down the genders that belonged in a sexuality. Like Straight(Men or Women) depending on your gender obvs, Bisexuality (Men and Women), Pansexuality (Herms,Cuntboys,Men and Women).

But sadly suggestions is closed. 8^)

>>138609

But why would anyone bother coding something as stupid as that, when you can just take 2 seconds to see whether your gender is one they're in to using the kinks list? Or even use the fucking search option to include males in the yes/faves.

>>138513

>A question but, what distinguishes a generic anime OC from a non generic one? What would you do instead, get some western comic style images for variety?

Amateur self-drawn art, a lack of consistency among images (completely different characters to represent a single one), "anime schoolboy" plucked off of Google image search, poorly-edited well-known character

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>>138646

I should put this onto one of my profiles that has no furries preference just to see what happens. Most likely a bunch of them sperging the fuck out.

>>138662

Why are furries such sperglords?

>>138662

Make a profile that says you are a total fan of furries, like maximum yiffcock slurping aaand then refuse every single comer with "ewwww you're an animal!"

>>138672

I make sure to never list characters on the sidebar for this exact reason.

>>138672

The worst part is that they're never "normal" furry profiles (if you can even have such a thing), no, they're always hyperfuta vore scatfag characters.

>>138450

I'm trying to think of how to make this not completely retarded.

People who are always online even when they're away. People who whine about never finding roleplay and then are incredibly picky and act like cunts.

>>138562

https://www.f-list.net/c/Fucksleeve

You just described this cunt perfectly. She had to delete her original character (Yoko)

because everyone was so sick of her shit

Pokemon Special Edition

>Legendaries

>Eeveelutions

>Protagonists

>Dark Types

>Starter Pokemon

>Pikachus

>Character profile created years ago

>A few lines written

>"Work in Progress"

>>141258

Oh I've seen this one and her alts around.

Her profiles and ads always rubbed me the wrong way and I could never figure out why.

>>138553

I thought that was equines.

>>138562

That's me sometimes. I'm hoping someone can magically give me an idea I like to lift me from my shitty mood.

I just end up being a cunt to them. Whoops.

>>141258

I’ve seen a few of her profiles around. She’s in the narrow, yet disturbingly large category of genuinely skilled players who are nevertheless too insufferable for anyone to bother with. I spoke with her on one of her stealth characters for a while, the ones that don’t have all the freaky shit listed and are ostensibly for more-than-just-smut type RP; it wasn’t until I started investigating some little inconsistencies in her behavior that I realized it was her. She’d be likable enough, if she got some therapy to keep her ass from bouncing off the walls all the time.

And stopped lying so much, or learned to lie better. I don’t mind being lied to, everybody does it, but it unsettles me to think people think I’d fall for such bad lies.

The profiles aren’t designed to attract RP; they’re designed to attract attention. And for some perverse reason, the players who behave this way are often some of the best around. She’s not as good as me, but she’s good. As the erotic appeal of a player’s writing and characters increases, the probability of the player suffering from narcissism or histrionicism or what-the-fuck-ever approaches 1.

>>141357

>Genuinely skilled

>Yoko

Are you trying to be a joke?

>Some are the best around

Alright yeah this is a joke. Have you read Yoko's logs? Have you seen how she RPs? Its just.. Devoid of eroticism.

>>141358

Fai, what you consider eroticism is what everybody else considers a bucket of thesauric vomit.

>>141358

No, I haven’t, but that describes 99% of logs I’ve read by anyone. Maybe she plays better with better players? I dunno. I rarely bother putting full effort in if I’m indulging someone who doesn’t write very well, but I tend to do much better when I’m with someone who can challenge me.

>>141358

Post em

>>138562

>Azhraha

>Tomiko Yuushii

>Qista

>A million other pinks that think they are hot shit

>>141370

Having spoken to both Azhraha and Qista on numerous occasions, i can say they're shit. Most of the girls who talk in main chats tend to be like that.

A lot of my red flags have already been said here, this is something that's not really a 'flag' but I still hate it.

It's one thing to make your profile nothing but an inline, all of us get lazy but could just as well be good writers. But for the love of god, don't make your inline GIGANTIC. 2000x2000 is absolutely massive, and honestly, even half of that is approaching too big.

If I have to scroll 8 seconds through a glorified image tab just to reach your custom kinks (just to likely see you don't have any), I'm probably just going to close out the profile right there.

>>141618

Meant to say "Female, gay, cock vore". I was thinking of something else.

>references to some chatroom on profile

>"memes" in favourite custom kinks

>mostly just hangs around in unrelated rooms

>spouts neo-ebonics and spams memey eicons

>>141618

What do you consider to be an extremely long kink list that isn't full of customs?

>>141618

>Child profiles for anything other than shota/ss/child involved stuff/etc

Shotas are the most autism magnet fam.

>Nasal vore

thaaats a new one.

>>141618

>>Black males

Well, that would depend on whether you're into RP miscegenation or or not.

>Any female using Highschool DxD pictures, even if it's just an original character using references

>Any female using Fairy Tail references

>No List is empty

>Favourites list has some entries

>Custom kink in favourites: "I'm into absolutely anything, just ask"

Chances are, they aren't.

>>141742

Oh, and on top of this:

>Any one who plays Taimanin Asagi canon characters

Usually shitters. I can never find a good Asagi.

>huge profile

Pretentious.

>tiny profile, not well-developed or visually appealing

Lazy.

>no avatar

Indifferent to results.

>no kinks

Indifferent to results.

>all kinks filled

Too much time on hands and/or insane.

>no customs

No ideas, expects partner to do all the work.

>loads of customs

Pretentious, demanding.

>reams of hot, but generic pics

Attention-seeker.

>bbc

Neurotic white boy with suppressed, aversive racism.

>bwc

Neurotic black boy with suppressed, aversive racism.

>bac

Over 0.1% and it’s probably rape.

>use of emoticons (^^, ;), etc.)

Underage. Report and avoid.

>use of official, icon-style emoticons

Likely underage; possibly just barely of age but immature.

>bitch breaker

Raging narcissist projects ego onto character; lacks eroticism and attempts to substitute with brutality.

>monstrous character list sidebar

Attention whore with no focus.

>nothing but an inline

Possibly clever, but lazy.

>highly popular canon character (Tifa, Samus, etc.)

Wants attention without work and RP without effort.

>intense hatred of male characters

Likely male, suffers from sexual insecurity. Not to be confused with just not liking men.

>issues warnings on profile

Insane. Probably projecting.

>whines on profile

Insane; extremely petty.

>public friends list with tons of entries

Attention whore, cares little for quality of play.

>claims to be male OOC

Probably truthful, but worrisome; gender of player should not matter. May be a lie if character is male, gay, and devoted to yaoi-style scenes.

>claims to female OOC

May or may not be lying; definitely seeking attention or approval (most real females do this once, see what kind of barrel-bottom-dwelling slime it draws, and never do it again).

>profile complete(ish); views grossly disproportionate (high) to profile age

Attention whore. Likely never RPs.

>profile complete(ish); profile views grossly disproportionate (low) to profile age

Shy, rarely approaches others, may be insecure. Note: some players of this category are very skillful, and merely selective. Casual conversation should expose the difference.

>shemale, no attention paid to mindset of woman with dick, no personality beyond "gimme pussy"

Gave up playing males to finally get some action.

>straight male, profile pictures of porn, no real personality or backstory

The reason men never get any action.

>female or male, bi—female preference

Only plays with females, possibly shemales/herms.

>shemale or herm, bi—female preference

Only plays with females. Artifact of ambiguous orientation system.

>male, bisexual

Generally prefers females; may play with the right type of male.

>male, bi—male preference

Gay, but wants to be different.

>female, shemales/herms only

Wants the dick but sexually insecure about men.

>male, shemales/herms only

Whiny, overly submissive, entitled.

I could go on all day, but this should get you through most bullshit.

>>141745

they're always only into shemales which is such a shame becuase that series is like the epitome of sleazy-sex stuff which I love. Only Shindou-l/emergence come close.

Fatalpulse tends to be a lot more grim.

>>141751

Not only that, but they're extremely picky and bitchy even with shemales.

>>141754

Ingrid is great. Asagi is my absolute favourite though. Rinko as well.

>>141750

Do more.

>>141753

>>141754

>>141757

>ywn do a longterm scene with OC Taimanins/Taimanin expies or the originals

>ywn get to recreate ingrid's scene from Ep 2 where she's raped for days on end until her belly bloats

>ywn do all the bizarre, cuhrazy kinky shit they do in a surprisingly decent setting

God, why are they always so shit, I just want to do a decent episodic scene with one of them but they act like such entitled cunts, fuck. Like fuck, I'm not picky, I like most of the girls and some of the villains are actually decent/interesting to play as and not generic but no, it's just they want shemales or orc dick and they're pissy and whiny as fuck.

>>141763

this is probably the one fandom i've ever seen where there's more doms into it than subs.

THERE ARE 5000 NARUTO FAGS AND I CAN'T GET 1 TAIMANIN SCENE. shit is fucked.

>>141762

Anon, I don't even want to rape Ingrid. I'd rather breed her and romance her because that's all I'm an absolute sucker for. That said, I have done a scene with an Ingrid but she's always horribly busy.

>>141766

Romance + Kinky shit is always good. Also very rare.

>>141769

I can do it, but I'll lose interest because I'm playing the character that I want to fuck.

>>141769

Speaking of more canon red flags

Farah, Osira and Opala.

>>141771

pleb

>>141772

Absolutely fucking correct. And this comes from someone who really wants to breed Farah as well.

People who use Excellia for their Minotaurs.

>>141769

I would anon but 1. I prefer playing asexual/monstrous/male characters and 2. I'm more of a dom. Having to sub makes me physically ill. I'd still do it for a long term scene but if it was just a typefuck? bleh

Also, you couldn't be more right about Kuroinu. All those Origa Discordia/Dark Elf queen rip offs being complete shitters is pain.

>>141766

Yeah, I get that. The series just has so many fun options though that I'm fucking torn when it comes to that. Pure kink or story, romance and more? I mean, after reading about the setting, it's actually something I'd want to do, like a better Ninja Gaiden.

>>141781

That makes sense. I can understand the feeling.

>Tfw have a good idea with a Discordia and we plot things out

>Never replies to me after

>They said it all sounded hot too

None of my ideas actually really happen in their canon settings simply due to the nature of my character. That said, I wouldn't mind doing it. I tend to kind of split doing the kink and romance stuff myself.

Not sure if this applies, but League characters. I've never really RPed with them, but there's so many. Ahri especially.

If I see the following in their customs or anywhere in the profile they are instantly dismissed

>quality>quantity

>>141813

Everything LoL is shit. Ahris, Sonas, whatever.

>>141767

>you will never be Asagi's househusband and help her unwind after a long day by cooking dinner, giving her a footrub, and flipping a coin for who gets to tie up who tonight.

>>141832

>you will never purify her with your cock to the point where she's only a slut for you, but resists every other villanous approach

>>141832

>>141834

wow, you two are some pack of assholes. All that hard work to break and remodel her into a human fucktoy pigbitch and you just waste it.

>>141836

But I want her to be MY human fucktoy pigbitch.

And also my loving wife.

>>141822

why?

>>141836

>Waste it

>He doesn't enjoy romance

Into the trash it goes.

>>141838

Iunno man, asagi has proven herself to be a low-tier waifu after that shit she pulled in TA3

>>141843

Other waifus to romance fam. Those girls have had some work put in to them and you're flushing it down the toilet.

>>141750

>All kinks filled

I have a profile to copy/paste every basic kink onto all of my characters. So I guess I am kind of insane.

>Nothing but an inline is possibly clever but lazy

You got me there

>>141855

I assume he's talking about profiles that have literally all the system kinks under Fave/Yes/Maybe/No, regardless of how irrelevant or redundant they are. Instead of, say, picking only the ones you really care about.

>>141841

It means you're trying to excuse away mediocrity

>>141855

I have such a profile but I keep it separate. Regular profiles have a clear and concise kinklist and a link to the full selection in case anybody needs it. It also serves as kink compare tool.

>>141873

This.

The people who straight up go, "I don't want to spend fifteen + minutes writing a post" get my respect far more than these people.

>>141618

>Child profiles for anything other than shota/ss/child involved stuff/etc

Shotas are like the third worst thing in all of ERP besides Hyper Furries ad Bitch Breakers. Especially the kind that are like 14 or 15 and try to insist that they're actually shotas and not femboys.

>character created months/years ago

>"Work in progress"

Nope.

>people who have the fucking audacity to complain about the size of ads and RP posts on a typefucking website.

>>141966

>making posts too large for my 30 WPM

smfh anon, how ableist are you

>>141969

>Using mods to make nude models from Fallout 3/NV/4 look better

>I still vomit whenever I see someone try to use them

The engines used for Fallout games were not meant for titties. They look bad. It's on the same level of cringe as a huge majority of SFM porn.

>>141984

But SFM can at least do good graphics. It has actual shaders and shit. It's all about the models, and they aren't very good most of the time.

>People who use IRL images.

>They never read your profile.

>They never care about any of your kinks.

>They never read your ads.

>They never have any ideas to build off of.

>They never end up being decent at writing.

>>141618

>Calling the entire gastrointestinal tract a belly

Isn't it, more or less? You have the stomach to define a specific organ or region of the midsection.

>>141988

"it has shaders" does not equal "poserkiddies know how to use them"

>>141984

engines

>>141988

>graphics

>shaders

Engines largely don't interfere with quality, "graphics" is a meaningless term, and shaders are more complicated than you think and mean more than lighting.

This is an argument between two people who have no idea what they're talking about and it's giving me a headache.

It doesn't matter what you use as long as you know what you're doing. That's why a majority of SFM videos are creepy puppetshows.

>>141750

>huge profile

Time to delete every single character I've ever made.

>mostly blank profile

>..except for one little blurb about how they're angry about people judging them for not writing a profile.

>No customs at all

>Not even ones with no description

>every single kink on the list is in the Yes column so they turn up on every search

>Hyenas

>Sets themselves to Looking

>Status "Away. Send messages and lewds."

>Has something like "If I'm not interested in you or busy I'll just ignore/not respond" on their profile.

>Widowmaker (Overwatch) profiles.

>"Come to me with an idea if you approach", which just suggests they don't want to discuss an idea, nor even think of one. They want you to do all the thinking.

>>142169

>"Come to me with an idea if you approach"

H-Hello miss. Would you like to rp tonight?

>>141750

what about straight females?

>>142169

>>"Come to me with an idea if you approach", which just suggests they don't want to discuss an idea, nor even think of one. They want you to do all the thinking.

If someone approaches me then I assume they read through my profile and they have an idea. Why do they think they're entitled to me being the one coming up with the ideas when they were the ones who approached me?

There's nothing more bothersome than being approached and then being told "so what do you want to do?" Well, shit, I dunno, you fucking messaged me first. You tell me.

>>142169

>Sets themselves to Looking

>Status "Away. Send messages and lewds."

I've seen a variety of profiles that are online 24/7, often set to looking, but also set with a message saying that they are busy or idle or away. Why even open f-list for that shit?

>Has something like "If I'm not interested in you or busy I'll just ignore/not respond" on their profile.

That shit is just rude, but I get it. There's a few thousand morons on f-list that aren't worth dignifying with a response

>"Come to me with an idea if you approach", which just suggests they don't want to discuss an idea, nor even think of one. They want you to do all the thinking.

Now this.. is something I can actually condone. I've been approached too many times by people who ask, "So what do you like :)" as if I'm not on a website where all of my carefully chosen and specially notated and described kinks are on display. Even if the idea they show up with is just "hey, I read your profile/ad/status and I'd like to do something like that!" it shows that they care enough to read and not just look at your pictures.

>>142169

>

>>"Come to me with an idea if you approach", which just suggests they don't want to discuss an idea, nor even think of one. They want you to do all the thinking

No you lil whiner, that means to bring something to the table when you approach.

>>142184

What's wrong with that?

>>142169

>approaching someone without an idea

I cannot stand being approached by someone without an idea in mind, as do most people who are worth a shit. Sounds like you're part of the problem to me.

>>142169

Really. All these shitters asking what do I want to do. Hell, you're the one who contacted me, read my kinks and tell me what you like. And don't you ever say "Everything ;)" because you'll be catching this block.

It's not like I'm making you do all the thinking, just bring enough of an idea so that I can add more to it, tell you if I'd rather do something else or if it just doesn't interest me. It doesn't have to be a whole paragraph, just a couple of lines explaining why you're approaching me and what you'd like to do.

>>142499

The thing is, it's hard to get a feel for a person. I'd rather have them say what they'd be interested in and then we can start trading. If someone provides me with what they'd be into, then i'm more comfortable telling them what I've got.

>>142191

I have the last two plainly stated on my profile due to how burned out I get. It comes off as really rude but it's just quicker to get through. But it doesn't stop most of them.

>*ping*

>"Hey :)"

>ignore

>"Are you going to answer me?"

>"No need to be rude. I just want to come up with an idea with you."

>"I see. You're a bitch."

>this keeps going until I finally respond saying I'm not interested

>they keep but ask what I don't like and how they can change that for me

>>142169

>Come to me with an idea if you approach

>Red flag

Fucking bait but I'm biting down hard. If you don't have this, you get "HI" "Hi." "^^" and that's the fucking end of it. I mean yeah, it'll dissuade a few people, but I'm okay with that. That's generally the first thing I ask if somebody comes my way OoC (which is definitely the pref): "What brought you to me?"

If the tard says "EVERYTHING ABOUT U BB" or something to that equivalent, I'll toss em' to the curb. Otherwise, it's a question kinda' open enough to get some legitimate answers. Then we get down to brass tacks and ball-smacking good-times.

>>142500

Ah I blew some of my steam in that post, but I guess it depends on who you're approaching too. In my profiles I always state the kind of stuff I want and the kind of characters I'm looking for in the customs. If someone reads them, they'll get an idea of what I'd like to play with them. And those who give me an idea on those lines get the green light from the get-go most of the time or we start discussing more details.

So I'm assuming that people approaching me already got an idea from reading at least the custom kinks and skimmed through the descriptions. If they didn't get any, I assume it's just someone who messages everyone in chat to see who lets them fuck em.

In general, it might seem demanding, but I do the same thing when I approach others and send them my idea withing the first message so they can either tell me if it's interesting or I should keep moving.

>Points out that they're a woman.

>Being a woman.

>Even giving any hints of being a woman.

Fuck these people.

>>142020

You're forgetting.

>They're almost all modern day

My issue being modern day is often a little unimaginative and a bit vanilla for me.

>post preference, 1-2 sentences

I-I'm sorry. I didn't know that was such a big deal.

>>142517

> If you don't have this, you get "HI" "Hi." "^^"

Tbh, you still get those no matter what you say on the profile.

And in most cases of people that actually CAN have an idea, they'll give it quickly even without spelled out demands.

So the custom is kinda neutral in effect, I feel.

>"What brought you to me?"

>"EVERYTHING ABOUT U BB"

Oh lawdy.

Yeaah, curb that shit immediately.

>>142987

But anal is literally shit tier.

>>143013

I guess it's not even so much the act itself but the stupid dom/sub context that goes behind it, as if you can't dom with a dick up your ass, not that I even give a damn about that dynamic to begin with. Fuccbois need to read the Kamasutra or something, self-introspection, that sorta dealio.

>>143035

Same. I only let people know the truth if I have either known them for a while or if it is easy to shake them off.

>>143035

Have you deleted any canons recently?

>>143202

I only play obscure videogame canons from RS/Titanfall/LoL don't believe I've deleted any recently.

>>143207

Usually it's shitters like Tack Beckett that are just looking for IRL pics and shit but are too uggo IRL, or they're looking for someone to be their actual GF (same reason I don't RP romance because it 99% turns in to "w-wanna be real gf uguuuuuuu")

>…unless these people are the kind that can't play a game (especially RPGs) unless the character in it is an extension of themselves.

Also true-ish. I think most characters I create and play or canons I choose to play are in relation to myself somewhat - something I think most can relate with - but the creepiest players are clearly the ones where it's just a flat out self insert. Not "I play this character because canonically they're a Uni Student like me!" but "MY OC IS IN UNI AND IS A VIRGIN AND IS SHY AND LIKES VIDEOGAMES JUST LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>143208

>canons from RS

R… Runescape?

>>143210

yes

>>143213

Nice, which ones?

Juna a best

>>143219

Don't really want to link my profiles in this pretense sorry.

>>143221

Totally understandable.

>>143221

No problem! You had nothing to apologize for tbh.

>Character changed their avatar/images to them getting vored or killed by another character

>>143261

>they're into profile play

Fixed that for you.

>>143265

Self inserting is bottom of the barrel garbage. It's just too easy to aggrandize yourself into this perfect creation without flaws, or flaws you always manage to make work in your favor. It's much easier to avoid that trap if you're thinking outside your character. You can still delve into encounters you never otherwise would without a self insert.

Okay, let's say that you play this canon character, and you FINALLY see this character you really like and always wanted to play with, but their profile leaves a lot to be desired.

Do you still ignore it or give a shot anyway?

>>143312

By that point you might as well create a character from the ground up. It's cute that you're trying with it, but self inserts are still lazy and more often times than not, boring. Out of all the things to write about, you're going to write a character that's literally you in a fictional realm. Like, really?

>>143325

Test the waters, anon. Try to strike up a short conversation with them while alluding to wanting RP. If they seem like a shitter, bail.

>>143312

There is literally everything wrong with self-inserting

Custom kink overload.

https://www.f-list.net/c/a%20high%20school%20slut/

>>143440

>Be in 2017

>durr hurrrr bae means poop in danish

I didn't know those people were still around.

>>143443

You know, I'd read all those custom kinks.

If a casual roll through of the mouse didn't reveal that the majority of them aren't even longer than a line.

Fuck off with that bullshit you fuckin' plebs. Reeeeeeeee. WHATS EVEN THE POINT OF HAVING CUSTOM KINKS IF YOU DON'T TAILOR THEM IN ANY MANNER TO YOUR CHARACTER.

R

EEEEEEE

E

E

E

E

E

EUFKCING

AUTISM

>does not like shotas or at least does not like a kindly shota boy character

and one or more of the following:

>in an /ss/ room

>younger partners or ageplay or cubs/young characters in their kink list at any place besides no

>multiple pictures of shotacon action going on

or the basic version of this

>No: males

>Preference: Bisexual/Pansexual

>pictures of straight sex in image folder

>in a room for mostly straight things

I can nae stand the cockteases on this shitty site, I just want someone who's good at writing.

>>141370

>Headmistress heather will not stop posting her shitty 3DCG on the fucking channels I inhabit with her

>she has always been cunty to me whenever I approached before I knew she was just a cunt

>everyone licks her boots because she's got huge tits and might just let you sit on her lap once

I just want her to leave all the channels I am in, I don't like seeing her ever.

>status: away (sleeping, feel free fuck me in my sleep <3)

the irrefutable sign of either a lazy shitter or an egomaniac

>noncon-to-con

If you see this on a blue, STAY AWAY. It's a like a air raid siren signaling a host of personality disorders

>thinks of himself as a "nice guy"

>harbors sadistic and egoistic fantasies but feels incredibly guilty about them

>has developed a host of complexes because of this guilt

>doesn't have the balls to go full noncon

>doesn't have the strength of character to avoid noncon altogether

>tends to pussyfoot around a lot in conversation when he wants something

>becomes passive aggressive at the drop of a hat

>repulsive, contemptible personality

>narcissistic, always concerned about how others see him

>easily angers over trivial nonsense

Profile play is also a big one, but others already caught that.

>>143312

>Nothing's wrong with it by default.

As a matter of fact, there is. Self-inserting always leads to terribly uncreative writing. Always.

If you can't pause for a moment to ask yourself "What would X do in this situation?" then you're just going to reach for the nearest cliche in hopes of getting your rocks off faster.

It's a huge red flag, and your angry post only serves to further prove that people who like it are better of being avoided.

>>143474

Stop making me agree with Fai. Customs are useless if they're only a few sentences.

>>143529

This seems like a retarded assumption to paint, seeing as "non-con to con" is a fairly popular kink.

>>143529

I play a pink and I play with lots of blues with this kink because it's one of my faves.

I have not found any of these to be remotely typical of noncon-to-con blues

>>143529

What the fuck did I just read. This is the most retarded shit I've ever seen, and that is a pretty high bar to top considering where we're fucking at.

>>143529

or maybe

just maybe

they want to RP raping someone so hard they like it?

It's a really good kink and i mostly RP it because I've had it done on me

>>143529

Nice guys don't get pussy anyway according to the Internet.

>has a second-life account

95% of them are autists and/or underage.

>>143774

Speaking of furry things

>Odd hybrids/species.

When you see people with a bat-whale character, or a platypus character (and because of that they have either no images or really poor hand-drawn ones taken with a phone in bad lighting), you know you just have to walk away.

>>143779

"Original" species also seem to count, but mostly if it's a furry or scaly "original" species.

>>143779

>>143781

You know what I want to see?

A furry that takes a platypus and the feels the need to add more shit

>>143782

*and then

Annnd now after taking a search to it, there are only wholly pure platupi plus one joke vampirewerewolfrabbitwolfcatunicornhumanplatypus.

>"it's my birthday" status

>Profile has "I" but in common

This usually isn't bad by itself but

>It's done multiple times

>>144496

> "I" but in common

What does that mean?

>>144500

Didn't phrase it properly but it's like:

"i'm a slut. i like doing nasty things'

>>144551

Oh, lowercase?

Funnily enough I too had struggled with the upper-casing the I in the middle of the sentence when I just started going around the english-speaking web. It felt kind of self-aggrandising to constantly put emphasis on it. Got used to it eventually, ofcourse.

>>143005

Live a little.

If their ad looks like an infomercial that seems like it could be read by Billy Mays, they're probably shit.

If their profile looks like a McDonald's menu, they're probably shit.

If they stop the scene to rant about their personal life, they're probably shit and you missed a lot of red flags to get that far.

>If their ad looks like an infomercial that seems like it could be read by Billy Mays, they're probably shit.

I would totally want to see an ad that reads like a Billy Mays infomercial.

>>144691

You could post this as an ad and you'd get tons of responses. Guaranteed or your money back.

>>144691

Get the name and do it. If you don't I will.

>>144732

Stop being cute Emma.

>>144732

Don't stop being cute, Emma.

>>144733

>>144734

Self-loathing isn't that cute, guys

>>144735

Cuteness is unintentional, and it is earned.

You are the cute, Emma.

>validating negative behavior by calling it cute

You people need to stop.

>>144738

And you need to fuck off.

>>144738

>not knowing it's actually an obscure kind of bullying

You're cute as well anon.

>>144739

You first buddy.

>>144740

Is there anything which is not cute?

>>144741

You.

>>144742

No, you.

>>144743

No thank you.

>>144745

Smother me long enough till I suffocate please and thank you

>>141772

Theres that one player that plays all three and honestly ive never seen her talk to anyone

>>144763

Which one? Is it the straight one that honestly just seems boring even if you do talk to her.

The blowjob queen that idk just kinda felt mechanical at the wheel.

The ones around weight gain.

Which reminds me, anybody ever play with the person who all their profiles are

Lewd (insert canon name here.)

>>141618

>Having the character actually be them from RL

I actually ran into one person who did this (and even used super photogenic pics of herself as refs) yet wasn't awful. Cute girl, OK writer, fun to talk to.

We ended up not being too compatible, ultimately, but it certainly helped me expect the better of people.

>>144768

Its Queen Opala of Egypt

so yeah

probably boring

>>144768

>see blowjob queen

>briefly think i'm being bullied

Damn

>>144859

To be fair, you can be an unbearable shitter too.

>>144859

>send a message

>no response

>start with something another day

>no reply

>just say hello another day

>fucking nothing

I know pinks are busy but god damn at least turn me down.

>>144909

they aren't busy

they're just ignoring you.

>>141358

This is funny coming from you.

>>144914

I don't know what I can possibly do to prevent that shit.

>>144920

You can't. That's what.

I ignore cold PMs on the regular. It's not for one particular hard deal-breaker reason but from some combination of them.

A) "Hi."

B) They're of a gender that's in my No list. Approaches from these people, by experience, never end well unless they're asking some platonic out-of-character question.

C) I see nothing in their profile that would make them interested in me, or that would make them think I'd be interested in them.

D) The more typing, spelling, and grammar mistakes I see on the profile, the more likely I am to play dead.

E) I've rejected them before, perhaps even multiple times. At some point I just give up and stop responding altogether.

>>144921

Speaking of the autism that is acting like you're above another human being to the point that you don't even respond with a simple "no," here's a red flag

>don't approach me asking for RP

>don't say hello

>don't come to me IC

How the fuck is anyone supposed to approach anyone at all? Everyone has their own rules when it comes to approaches, and while I understand that most people may not be the best at writing, and while I like to take time and build up a great writing piece with another person, despite that I usually give something like a hello or tell them outright I'm interested in something. The replies I usually get are so fucking cold and aloof that I feel like I'm talking to a mega cunt who has better things to do than talk to people or someone who's way too busy to be coming on to the chat with a looking status.

>>144928

>wanting to avoid potential shitters who don't value meaningful roleplay is autism

get out

>How the fuck is anyone supposed to approach anyone at all?

>The replies I usually get are so fucking cold and aloof

Don't approach them, then, you idiot.

Nobody's putting a gun to your head and giving you a shitty and angry list of requirements.

Let them starve themselves of roleplay and see how long they last rather than stomping your feet at their requirements. If they're an asshole in their profile, they're an asshole in conversation.

>>144929

>Don't approach them, then, you idiot.

How am I supposed to know when sometimes that's just a completely hidden thing about them? Of course I stray from the ones who put it on their profiles but there are some people who don't even give a warning for that shit.

>>144930

>a completely hidden thing

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here.

Are you not reading their entire profile, or are you saying there are oxymoronic invisible red flags?

>>144931

I read everyone's profile through and through, down to their kinks, and sometimes even then they have a hidden specification that they don't like being approached in some specific way.

>>144928

>How the fuck is anyone supposed to approach anyone at all?

Make them approach you.

No Idunno how, it just fucking happens to me. Femboy with not worn out art probably plays a big role.

>>144931

>or are you saying there are oxymoronic invisible red flags?

He is saying that people have red-flag-REACTIONS that they don't put on the profile.

I.e. "Hi." - if it's on the profile then it's a visible reaction, if it's not mentioned but they ghost anybody who does it, that's the stealth reaction that he is bitchin about.

>>144934

>get people to approach you

yeah I'll get right on that.

>>144935

Yeah this I guess.

>>142469

I know right? Why do people do this so fucking much? I've had like 4 people casually break into my character's home since I've read this post. I guess they've been playing too many RPGs or something.

>disconnects every single time the RP gets good

>Those fucking furry emoticons anywhere on the profile

Biggest red flag

>uses /me

>>145427

>Autistically argues about /me for weeks on end

>>145427

The spiciest /erp/ meme

>>145500

>He hasn't seen the thread

There's another thread of a guy arguing that /me is a cancer.

>>145507

/me is cancer though. I've literally met like 2 people who are good and who use /me and even then they say they do it out of habit more than because they want to. It's just obnoxious.

Most people who do it are fai tier blockposters or people who don't understand that you can start a sentence with things other than your character's name.

>Announcing that you're a Guy In Real Life (usually abbreviated as G. I. R. L.) on your profile.

>>145568

>>145507

>>145427

I use it because everyone else does. Small concession. I'm not too bothered by it. If my partner doesn't use it then I'm glad not to use it myself.

>>145568

>>145427

Check this CRAZY NEW TRICK out: "/me | [words]"

>>146158

That's just unsightly.

You have cursive tags, use em.

>>146162

That's the thing about /me faggots. They don't bother to use any other tag. They're just generic shitters with a different brand, too lazy to learn proper formatting. Everyone I've talked to on here has a dumb holier-than-thou complex that'd make fai blush.

Samus Aran players

>>146152

conversely, when you're in the middle of a scene and they start OOC dirtytalking in a way that implies they assume you're a girl

>>146241

this is actually hot

>t. shitter

>>146241

i wish people would do that to me

Lol by so many of these qualifications my profile is covered in red flags, but I'm actually one of the better players on F-List. Don't judge a book by it's cover, hmmmm?

>>146313

If you think you are such hot shit then, by all means, post your profile.

>>146328

>egotistic cunt even when anonymous

You already know it's shit.

Unless he's baiting, which I find unlikely.

>>146313

>Lol

leave

>>146158

>throwing away your ability to use italics

Pleb tier typefucking

>Approaches.

>Doesn't have an idea.

>Doesn't know what they want.

There is no greater red flag.

>>146356

And then their character has all the personality of a mannequin.

Despite that someone who actually makes a mannequin character will probably gave it a lot more character than one of these trash-tier noobs.

>no or tiny "no" and "maybe" lists

>"I have no limits"

Usually means "I have a long list of limits, but they scare people away so I won't list them"

>Thirty or more pictures

>They're all just a bunch of tangentially related anime girls

>"Which one do you want me to use as a reference picture?"

Bitch I don't give a fuck. Just pick one and move on.

>>143488

you sound salty. If somebody's in a shota-oriented room and doesn't like shota, sure that's odd (not that I'd approach somebody who didn't post an ad relevant to my character). But for the others…

>ageplay =/= shota. Lolis are a thing too, and there are age ranges

>I'd have to see the exact image, but you'd be surprised how ambiguous a lot of shota images can be depending on how you look at them

>Who knows, maybe THEY want to be the shota

>you can be bi/pan in a straight room. Maybe you're just in the mood for the opposite gender

bi/pan no males is a common complaint though

>>146569

>No av

>pictures are all generic fucking stock art of guys in businesswear

>has been on F-list for 4+ years

>profile last updated 4+ years ago

I'm going to call this like evil window dressing, or evil hold the consequences.

>Play a villainous character.

>Hey how about your character captures mine and converts them to your side? (Fallen hero type shit.)

Alright. Via what methods?

>I dunno, that's up to you!

Torture? Rape? Blackmail? Brainwashing?

>Not really into those, just convince them.

With fucking what? My elevator speech?

>I dunno. Just not into the above.

Like I realize there are usually other red flags to trip but like, you want me to convert your character to the side of evil with nothing but my nat20 speech check because you shot down all other options and won't present your own? It's worse than not knowing what they want because they do know what they want. Just what they want is completely fucking stupid.

Like I'm supposed to just go down into the dungeon and have some goddamn tea between their capture and their conversion to the evil side without doing anything else? Fuck off. At least most people actually into like bad ends don't have this issue. But I'm getting real tired of this if bad end isn't a custom kink and people are throwing this shit around as a pitch.

>>148263

>Like I'm supposed to just go down into the dungeon and have some goddamn tea between their capture and their conversion to the evil side without doing anything else?

Yes, exactly. That sounds fucking hilarious, and as good an establishing plot for a porn there needs be. Not exactly bad end material, but what is?

hypocrisy at its finest

https://www.f-list.net/c/Small%20Pecker%20Boy

>oh dont message me if your obsessed with good profile.

>why did he message you

captcha FekRPx

>>148263

Some people with the captive fetish are really into being won over really slowly with soft power. I kind of am, but I also like my captive characters to be beaten and raped and otherwise miserable. I can't understand why someone would want to be kidnapped by a villain unless they were also going to be violated violently.

But! Beating the shit out of your captive might make them behave themselves, but it's not going to be as likely to really truly get their heart on your side. You can win their body easily but actually converting someone to your side requires you to convert their hearts too. If your character can't make a compelling argument for their villainous views, they're not a great villain.

>>148455

148263 Here. Thing is, this isn't a person with a captive fetish. (I forgot about this thread but whatever.) This be a vanilla person who sees 'villain' has a bad boy crush or dream, and wants to roleplay that.

I've done stuff that >>148275 has pointed out except for the last one, which I will shamelessly say I'll probably use later.

So it's less hey I can't convince people of a villains merit. But rather it's. "I want sex, (But no rape.) to be converted to the side of your character as like a lieutenant or something. But here's all this red tape that is hindering point A to point B."

If I believed they were capable of a fully story driven RP, then fuck it. I'm game. The green text was also pretty verbatim the responses I got. You can't say 'whatever you want' and then go 'no not this or this or this.' You would be more upfront that conversation or subtlety was the desired method. But they couldn't even manage to convey that, just making it a guessing game. So ultimately only a marginal improvement compared to not knowing what you want, but still bad.

>Character's name isn't the name they want you to call them

>Character has no name listed in their profile

Bitch, give me something to work with.

>>148472

>This be a vanilla person who sees 'villain' has a bad boy crush or dream, and wants to roleplay that.

Wow fuck that noise. You can't really do any kind of conversion story without like, actual story. Sorry you ended up with a shitty partner there

>>148478

>make almost all your profile names after the character's title

>the shitters still call your character their title rather than their name

Easy to spot who didn't read the profile.

>3D models

Literally the least arousing type of profile picture you could have

Bethesda OC: red flag or no? your fallout or elder scrolls spun into proper characters

for bonus points: vidya protagonist OC's. Shepards and the like

>50-75% of their profile is in subtext and they want 7-10 paragraph roleplay/a bazillion "lines"

Either they're playing on an Apple IIE and can see everything just fine or they're being annoying on purpose.

>>149267

>Vidya OCs with screenshots

They mean well, but usually aren't too great. I've given a few of them a try but they're the type to bring up their OOC life whenever something happens on their end.

>>149271

Haven't seen Forsworn, seen many burly nords.

>>149272

Well that's because they're angry little brentons cavorting In the hills slaughtering goats and pulling the hearts from their warriors to make undead monsters. But a little cannibal girl, all hair and wry limbs. Chipped teeth filed down to points and blood under her nails.. this could work

>>138544

What's with the abuse of color? It's hideous

>>149885

Just like wordvomit, the more effort you put into a profile the more popular you'll be.

>>141745

Just go off into Annerose (Which is hot as absolute fuck given Lilith-Soft)

The Taimanin series is just full of shitters who only give a fuck about dicks bigger than a person's arm and not much brain attached to it.

>>153828

As soon as I see it, I close the tab.

If I have to scroll down or open a collapsible before I find it, I add them to my ignore list.

>>153828

>>153829

You two sound like mighty fun.

>>153831

It's true though, most of the time people who pay out art have something or another wrong with either themselves, or the way they RP, and the few that aren't like that just don't put up the Art Owner sticker. It's a 100% sign that you're not a chill person.

>>153831

Just speaking from experience. It's either a shitty attitude or a mediocre experience. I say 95% because not all of them are like that, but the vast majority are.

>>153831

It's unfortunately true

Not because the person paid for art or made it themself, but because they are weirdly defensive of it. If they make it themselves they should just watermark it or maybe leave a little note somewhere in an OOC section of the page like "I'm mostly around on weekends to play and I drew the art" or something not obnoxious like that. And if they didn't make the art themself, then they don't own the art unless they also bought the rights to the art, and most artists who do commissions don't sell the rights to the art.

tl;dr, the problem isn't that they have their own art, the problem is that they felt the need to use a big huge banner to show off

>>153829

>>153831

>replying to the retarded namefaggot

>>153836

>implying that the namefaggot will simply go away

>>153843

>implying that matters at all

All that matters is that people don't waste their time with the namefaggot's inane shit. I've seen that cunt's posts. None of them have ever been notable in anyway. Just the dullest, most inane response to everything that doesn't add anything at all.

>>153861

Anyone who has 2+ paragraphs worth of text in their fucking custom kinks is worth pointing out as red flag trash.

>>153862

>2+ paragraphs worth of text

Am I misunderstanding? The character limit for kinks is just barely over a thousand.

>>153861

Another miserable, irrelevant anon

>>153835

Mildly playing Devil's Advocate here. But like, if you've seen some of the weird or retarded shit people do with faceclaims that aren't as mainstream, wouldn't you want at least some control over it? Like if the only person to use your art is literally wanting to eat shit and be a goddess of shit, or it's some turbo autist doing autist things. So yeah, I can see why that might get some panties in a bunch.

However, you're wrong on the last bit. By commissioning they do have most of the rights to the art. They have all the rights for private use. The only rights that have to usually be negotiated separately are if you are going to use it commercially. If not then they are fucking doing it wrong.

Plus like, I'd be very surprised if anybody ever asked an art owner if they could use it first. It's certainly easier to ask forgiveness than permission, yeah, but I can see how that might piss them off.

>>153862

You talking two para in one kink, or total?

>>153845

You are both faggots, but namefags are always worse.

>>153895

>I forget what a hive of shit /erp/ is sometimes,

Coming from the same autist that defends people having bi prefs and then rejecting males and/or females? Rich.

>>153898

I apologize. Do you not recall that I was defending that in regards to shemale/herms? You know. Sexs that literally don't exist without the person deciding which side of the gender (((spectrum))) they fit upon as either a male or female?

And if they were to be gay they would only fuck other herms?

And if they were to be straight they would literally fuck nothing?

Or are you just a fucking retard?

I think it's the last one. Nah, I know it's the last one.

>>153899

>Sexes* that literally don't exist without the person deciding which side of the gender (((spectrum))) they fit upon as either a male or female?

But f-list literally gives you an explanation to what herms/shemales and cuntboys are. Herms are females with a penis and a vagina. A shemale is a female with a penis. A cuntboy is simply a man with a vagina.

Gay herms would fuck women. Straight herms would fuck things that aren't women. This really isn't hard to understand. You must be a special brand of retard to defend this.

>>153900

>A cuntboy is a male with a vagina

So what, does that include a womb or not?

And, what does that differentiate a cuntboy from just an ugly woman?

>>153903

If shemales could have a prostate and be able to actually ejaculate why not?

I'm pretty sure ugly women don't identify themselves as masculine and call themselves male pronouns. Try again please.

>Playing the character as if it's yourself

>Having the character actually be them from RL

Is there anything actually wrong with this?

I see this as a few red flags but honestly, I can play myself better than any fictional character.

>>153911

I… don't follow. Is people complaining about self-inserts the red flag, or the self-inserts itself the red flag?

What's wrong with it. Is if you are playing yourself. Then the RP feels like a glory /power trip because oh Annon-kun your dick is soooo big. I love you soooo much….. I gushed so haaaaard.

Which leads to. 'ey BB wanna meet up IRL? Want sum fuck? Wanna be my GF?' So it feels like a recipe for disaster. Not to mention most people IRL are boring. Myself included, we come to RP fantasy land to get away from that. So like. Yes?

I'm not saying people don't do this anyways. But at least be subtle about it. I think it's a given that any OC is at least reflective of the player behind it to some extent. But it's also probably idealized or 'tweaked' to overcome any weaknesses or whatever to make it less obvious.

>>153927

Thesauric vomit of adjectives is fais entire pedestal.

And as always he takes a sensible point, such as "get some descriptive customs", and runs it down to shit.

>>153927

>Front loading the profile with customs

>The majority of my profiles have been sizable chunk larger and more indepth than basically everything posted in the profile thread

I mean, sure kiddo. If you wanna be retarded be my guest. But the people who act like kinks are A. Bad to have, and B. Unimportant need to be culled.

>>153927

You actually think that typing out a thousand characters for a kink is some grand showcase. You must be awful.

>>153943

>>153949

>>153941

Not him, but could any of you post a kink description that's over 1000 words or around that? As a newbie I find it a little hard to believe you could have that much to say for a single custom.

>>153950

1000 words? No. Although it would be easy and would only require 10 kinks. Its 1000 characters. (1024 I believe at capacity.)

>>153950

Well you see, instead of simply describing the kink, many people do miniature, in-character bits related to how they would react to it, or otherwise providing a drawn out example.

And then they wonder why people either don't approach them or blow their load five minutes into the scene.

>>153952

You mean get praise for them and get lots of play because it shows you can even make somethibg mundane like sweat erotic and interesting?

Sit down pleb.

just use fstatus to search up everyone you're interested in. people have a habit of exposing how retarded they are through their statuses for some reason, which saves you a lot of trouble. if you see constant updates related to shit like complaining about getting poofed/blocked, literally begging for rp, bitching about IRL stuff, etc, then turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>153950

I think it's 1000 symbols, not words.

I have some kinks getting above 700 by describing various permutations in sultry tone that seem to work well enough. But in wordcount that's still just 120 or so.

Here's an example

>Flaccid play

>Sometimes, it takes some time to wake up - or perhaps the cock is going to just stay that way. Maybe it’s just the exhaustion, after having gone a few rounds already… But it is no reason for an eager cocksucker to stop trying to wrangle more out of it! After all, it’s still sensitive, maybe even moreso, and eager lips can keep sucking the balls dry through the floppy and bendy meaty straw~ In other circumstances, the erection may be blocked off entirely - a little drug from mad science chemistry to keep it down and pliable for the evening. (Or perhaps impotence is even a long-lasting problem, either innate or inflicted. Transgirl rendered down by hormone treatment, a magically/madsciencey acquired dick on a girl not working right, or a boy’s dick shut down by regime of chemicals or maybe even prostate popping and castration.)

JOI.

Especially when they're looking for it on a wholly unsuitable character.

>>154808

It's not like there's anything wrong with that, I always ask before I post in someone else's guestbook and they follow suit. Just avoid those people who have 50 guestbook entries and they're all shitposting from a private room.

>>154807

>>154808

If I see a profile with tons of views and work but no guestbook entries, I assume that they're either frigid out of character, or they're flaky and never finish anything.

>>141618

>Retardation as a kink somehow

Looks like someone is mad about my profile. Not the first time though.

>>154807

>Big Cirno

Had the displeasure of having this obnoxious attention seeking cunt in a discord I was in.