How James Bond Films Work:
James Bond 007, is an action figure.
He is not a spy.
Anything Bond does, in the films, games, comics, or novels, is not what a spy does.
Blofeld, thinks that's what a spy does.
Then, the villain, of your series, takes the Bond action figure, and puts it in the cat's mouth, the suitor for Blofeld, the politician, and Blofeld's head explodes.
Barry Nelson: Klansman.
Sean Connery: Vatican.
David Niven: Lutheran.
George Lazenby: Scientology.
Roger Moore: Greek Orthodoxy.
Dalton: Episcopalian.
Pierce Brosnan: Russian Orthodoxy.
Daniel Craig: Shi'ite Mosque.
Five Suicides:
Edwin Dale: Schools of North Boston are insured by tenure, the North End concept of a guaranteed job being impossible to leave, even if departed; double pay, therefore influence over curriculum of English Literature, nation-wide, through the Stockyard Steakhouse.
Timothy Dale: The Police Commission insures all unions of potential influence over police, therefore union dues are police billets so those attending provision of job, politic, or non-profit may participate in a trade for training; therefore, job references, may form a business, for later sales upon reputation, not actual worth of business, enriching the suburbs as a metrowest.
Alice Charlebois: The Lechmere's fraud hidden inside the Carolina Panthers expansion team, under the provision of the Visa and Rolling Stones magazine NFL investment in the Burlington Coat Factory; the Panthers and Patriots coats, Supa Dupa Fly the only two available, worldwide, all others held in a cash by the McCain political barony.
David Charlebois: Clockwork Pizza of Ashland SWAT, freedom from contract slavery, held in the internet and telephone communication network's delivery networks for food, items, Chinese income, auctions, rare goods, cabs, delivery, trucking, and groceries, the investment in trucking as a deficit on advertising, therefore communications markets having no further influence on cinema, television, or games, only provising to business measures as human resource of office.
Frederick Brennan: What did you do to 8kun?