No.9965
Then muse of degeneracy and perversion is going to grant you that wish.
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No.9972
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No.9973
wow, grats on posting a fucking ancient chan meme. fuck off.
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No.9974
>>9965
>>9972
Don't mind if I do
>bird (37 points left)
some big, majestic bird of prey.
>buff (33)
Normally I'm not into this and would stay with my current, borderline skeletal body, but I have an aesthetic I'm going for
>human feet (33)
Don't give half a shit what my legs end up as so long as they stay as 2, so going with the free option
>animal senses (31)
Having to wear glasses as I do now would throw off the look
>Human height (31)
The upper end of the scale, since there's no way to make myself seven feet with any of the options
>Special abilities (28)
Like hell I'm not taking flight
>Enhanced metabolism (24)
If I'm being honest, the chances of me going through the effort to maintain my huge muscle mass is pretty slim. Let's make it a bit easier
>human bepis and testiculars (24)
Sticking with what I know… and also bird penises are dumb
>Sex Machine (21)
I like the concept of being able to go forever
>Safe Sex (17)
I don't want anything killing my fun
>Mazes and Monsters (13)
The others in that row were also tempting, but I like the chances for magic and slaying demons
<Literal magical realm and non-humans for free with mazes and monsters
Hit me up with those teleportation spells and kobolds
>Ferals (10)
It's mainly a species by species basis (dragons are almost universally at least as smart as humans), though there are accounts of most species having the occasional individual acquire sapience
>Full blown magic (6)
I'll admit, this loses a bit of the point of my majestic, commanding appearance. It's to look good on a battlefield, not in an orgy, but fuck it. Literally. Also fuck you for not having a cub option anywhere
>One in five (3)
Humans are the most populace race, but definitely not the only one. Different species typically gather in tribes, though each has their own way of life
>Stranger in a new land (3)
I can make my own name for myself
>Borgiose (-1)
I plan on taking a drawback or two later. For now, this works well for getting me pretty much anywhere I want
>Weapon (-2)
A really shiny, well-balanced spear with a holy aesthetic. Probably enchanted with like, lightning damage or something, and/or deals extra damage to demons and undead
>really big vehicle (-8)
I'm getting myself an airship to live on.
>Textbooks (-10)
Mainly magical tomes, but also a bit of history and legends, among other things.
<Interesting times (0)
Let's fucking do this. I will become this lands savior even if it was technically me who put it in danger in the first place anyway. This should help ensure a balance in action vs "action"
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No.9977
Well, a Furry is NOT my first choice of race swap, but it's still more fun than boring old human and I get to customize some bits, so I'm game.
>Species
Mythical -6
>Body Type
Slight -1
>Feet
Plantigrade
>Senses
Human
>Size
Human
>Misc
Special Abilities -3
Enhanced Metabolism -4
>Sexual Characteristics
Vagina
Breasts
>Genital Type
Human
>Sexual Characteristics
Sex Machine -3
Safe Sex -4
>World
Babylon Firetrekwars -6
Civic Beautification -2
>Sex
Somewhat Magical -1
>Fur fag factor
One in Five -3
>Insertion type
Retroactive Insertion -1
>Lifestyle
Upper Crust -6
As cancerous as dragonfags are, second only to the really out there donuts, when given the choice it seems only logical, especially with the "special abilities" section. For 9 points I get to fly, breath fire, and maybe even have exceptionally tough scales. Beyond that I get to be a rich hot chick living in a space opera scifi universe. I guess at that point Flight isn't that big a deal and maybe I should just stick with a fluffy tail instead, but it's a hard thing to give up.
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No.9979
>>9965
I want to collect a harem of monster girls.
Species
Minotaur
Current body
Plantigrade feet
Human Senses
Not sure if bull upgrades are worth the points.
Size
Informed by species
I want to be 7 feet 2 inches tall
Miscellaneous
Enhaced metabolism
Great rewards if I work for them
Special abilities
Strength of a bull, horns, and other cow related things.
Sexual Characteristics
A bundle of tentacle beast cocks sounds interesting too.
2 benis
Petite
One of my horse sausages is a little above average in size 18.5 inches :D The other one is around 8 inches which is tiny for a horse.
1 pair of man berries
Enlargement
For larger testicles.
Cum cannon
I will sell high quality mino milk.
Tasty juice
This is also my fetish
Sex machine
Tingly Touch
Horse meat
Does this apply to all my cocks? Deviants seem to love these.
Better than Mcdonalds
I also sell nutritious bull lemonade
Safe sex
YES! I wish this was an option on other cyoas.
World
Mazes and monsters
Babylon firetrek wars is fine too.
Deviant Sexuality
Various races have special abilities. Faries are super stretchy, a holstaur's milk is really delicious, demons by default have the perk "safe sex", etc.
Somewhat Magical?
I may change this later
One to one
Life options build 1
This is for a life of adventure!
Retroactive insertion
Borglouse
Quite desperation + a suit of armor + a nice weapon is fine too.
Money x2
To invest in businesses and combat training.
<Drawbacks
NEET
Life options build 2
Retroactive insertion
Upper crust
Money
Weapon
Armor
This wealth may not matter when the apocalypse comes.
<Drawbacks
Interesting Times
The monster girl apocalypse is soon upon us. In a few years a meteorite containing a powerful alien will crash into this world. The impact will release an air borne virus that corrupts 75% of pure human women into sex crazed monster girls.
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No.9981
>>9973
<stop fursecuting me!!
You're incapable of even using your shift key, go back to furaffinity.
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No.9990
>Species Canid (Fox)
Fluffy tail. Also its free
>Slight body type -1
Always my preferred aesthetic (for female)
>Legs Digitigrade -1
Human legs would just be too odd
>Slightly Enhanced Senses -1
Hopefully not TOO enhanced, smells can be overwhelming
>Human Size
About 5'2". In general I think everyone should be "informed by species", but since my species is well within the average range and this isn't technically a "world" choice I'm not gonna spend the extra 2 points. Assume Informed by species applies to everyone else
>Enhanced Metabolism -4
Effortless weight maintenance is worth the cost.
>Vagina
>Breasts
>Human
I don't see any significant difference between a human vagina and a canid one, not enough to be worth a point. I guess well just assume Species Appropriate only applies to males and like reptiles an shit, and even then only when it's compatible
>Sex Machine -3
Everyone deserves this
>Very Serious -2
More fun for both parties
>Breath through your ears -2
Kind of necessary for performing oral on a knot
>Grip of Iron (pussy) -2
Maximum tightness guaranteed
>Tingly Touch -3
I'm keeping this one for myself (not putting it in Deviant Sexuality)
>Babylon Firetrekwars -6
FTL space exploration, aliens of all kinds, and gravity and nanomachine-based technology. This option gives me the most variety and access to some of the best stuff.
>Civic Beautification -2
A nice QOL improvement, it's also good that not everyone is a model beauty automatically.
>Deviant Sexuality
People randomly have: Enlargement, Cum Cannon, Tasty Juice (those three almost always together, the latter additionally appears on its own), and Grip of Iron. Females always have Very Serious and Breathe through your ears, sometimes Puffy. Most species males have Species appropriate genitals unless they would have something that doesn't work, in which case they randomly (by species) get Human, inexplicable horsecock, or get knotted. Females only have it where there would benefit
>Somewhat Magical sex-1
In the future™, STDs and unwanted pregnancies have been completely eradicated, leading to a much more liberal view on sex. However, some people still still hold more conservative ideals, making monogamous relationships still a thing for those who seek them
>One in five Furries -3
Enough that it would be easy to find a partner of any species, yet the world is still more human-centric.
>Retroactive Insertion -1
Circle of life takes away my memories until 18, so no.
>Upper Crust -6
The best superpower in this world: Money.
>Military Vehicle (spaceship) -8
Better than the best money can buy, for 8 points this costs even more than my family. More interested in doing the star trek thing than mercenary work, but the Enterprise was a military vessal too.
>Armor (low profile powered armor) -1
Based of Schlock Mercenary's power armor uniforms. It's lightweight and almost indistinguishable from regular clothing, but bulletproof, capable of flight and strength multiplication, and doubles as a space suit protecting from chemical/biological/nanite/vacuum based threats. Larger armor capable of surviving heavy weapons and producing greater feats of strength also exists in universe.
>Medical Condition: Missing arm +8
In the future™ amazing prosthetics are easy to come by, and I have the money to buy the best. It might not be able to feel in the same way as the original, but otherwise it's generally an upgrade. Someday I might just go full cyborg but for now I'll enjoy the pleasures of the flesh a bit
Overall even if you don't like the idea of being a furry it's definitely worth it in the end for all the things you can get out of it.
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No.9994
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No.10017
the absolute state of this board
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No.10022
>>10017
Finally an improvement, right?
>Wall to wall furries
>Yiff in hell level 3
>???
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No.10024
>>9979
Life Options Build 3
Retroactive Insertion
Upper Crust
Money
I'd continue adventuring but now i'm supported financially by various investments and business ventures.
There are two personal businesses of note.
>A farm
A produce farm that also sells monster girl products such as milk. We do not slaughter the girls or sell eggs. Sign a contract and we will offer you money for comfy milkings.
It's cheaper to manufacture healing potions myself than buy them from another company.
>A small retail store
We buy the resources dropped by monster girls and convert them into adventure's goods. Shed scales can become scale armor in under a day!
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No.10247
What is it with furries and their obsession with horse dicks?
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No.10480
>>10247
The size and shape directly resembles a counter and opposite to their limp soy-wieners. Primate genitals are shovel-shaped, meant to remove the semen of rival males and plug in their own progenation. Horse peeners went through similar evolution, so they're recognized as competitive sex objects by we psychologically fucked primates, very fittingly named in genus: Homo.
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No.10481
>>10480
Why did you bump this cancerous cyoa? Everybody already knows that furries are complete faggots. Next time sage.
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No.10519
>>10017
The wide variety of games keeps the board fresh.
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No.10548
>>10247
I find they have more of an obsession with dog dicks.
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No.10549
>>10548
It's a thing, but it really seems like more furries are put off by the knot. It's very common to either draw furry shit with a human dick, or to put a horse dick somewhere it doesn't belong. It's uncommon to draw a canine dick where appropriate, and extremely rare to put one where inappropriate.
Personally I find the knot intriguing and it seems like an upgrade, whereas the horsecocks flared head is just a minor oddity. That doesn't seem to be the general consensus though.
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No.10550
>>9965
There should really be a Good Politics option opposite Bad Politics.
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No.10551
>>10549
> It's uncommon to draw a canine dick where appropriate, and extremely rare to put one where inappropriate.
I'm sorry, but this is just wrong.
Here's ~200 pages of knotted dicks on non-canines: https://e621.net/post/index/1/knot%20-canine
Furries put knots on everything. Even cats. It's downright silly.
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No.10555
>>10519
What variety? it's 30% /d/, 30% /furry/ and 30% unironical /soyboys/. Actually I don't think they are being ironic anymore.
And don't you tell me to "contribute with content", the fact isn't the lack of good but the excess of bad because we tolerate those cucks. I bet BO loves cyoa like itt
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No.10558
>>10555
Then why are you still here?
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No.10560
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No.10578
>>10519
Oy vey, we need more diversity in here! No. We don't need furshit.
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No.10579
>>10551
Most of those are still species appropriate. You have a large number of scalies, several pokemon, and a few dildos or offscreen males that could be anything. On that entire first page I can only find 4 inappropriate knots, two of them are on gryphons which probably get a pass, one is on a feline pokemon, and only one is on a "normal" feline.
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No.10584
>>9972
Pretty cool 4chan meme! Haha, I go on 4chan all the time, so I know the green guy's our mascot :)
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No.10595
>>9994
okay so you've chosen Yiff In Hell lvl2 … but what species are you?
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No.10601
>So You Want to be a Furry?
No….
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No.10613
>>10584
Hating furries is one thing that both 8ch and 4chan agree on.
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No.10767
>Species:
Other Mammal (Homo Sapiens)
>Body:
Bearmode
>Legs:
Plantigrate
>Senses:
Human
>Size:
Human
>Sexual Characteristics:
:DDDDD
Also balls
>Type:
Human
>Sub Options:
Tasty Juice
Sex Machine
Tingly Touch
Safe Sex
>BNW:
Same but Different
>Sub Options:
Non-humans
Beautification
Exceptional Individuals (With bonus)
>Sex:
1-2-1
>Furfag Factor:
1/5
>Get a Life:
Circle
>Lifestyle:
Upper Crust
>Drawbacks:
Yiff in Hell 3
I have four points left, which I will spend on furry and elf sex slaves.
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No.10779
>>10767
Hot damn you killed it. Congrats. If someone censor the dicks, I'd check this cyoa just to undrestand what exacly you got.
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No.10786
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No.12098
>no option to fuck a puppy to death
Immersion ruined.
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No.12107
I'm not really into furries, but fuck it I'm ready to terrorize a furry world as an unholy rape machine. Let's do this.
>Species: Fish (Great White Shark)
>Body Type: Buff
>Legs: Plantigrade
If I'm gonna to be a furry rape machine, I might as well be be a motherfucking Street Shark.
>Senses: Human
Enhanced smell would be helpful, but not necessary. Plus, I'm getting special abilities further down, which if I'm reading it correctly will give it to me anyway as part of the package.
>Size: Halfway Compromise
An average male great white is between 11 and 13 feet, so my final height should be somewhere in the 8 to 9 foot range.
>Misc.: Enhanced Metabolism, Special Abilities
To ensure I'm totally jawsome.
>Sexual Characteristics: Penis, Testicles
>Genital Type: Human
Fuck you, I'm not checking what a shark dick looks like.
>Sexual Suboptions: Enlargement, Sex Machine, Get Knotted, Baby Maker, Urban Parenting
No officer, that baby isn't mine. I'm sure there's another perfectly logical explanation for why it just so happens to also be an unholy half-shark abomination.
>Brave New World: Cyberpunk
Not really what I'd consider the setting of Street Sharks, but whatever. Plus, I'll fit right in with everything else being dark and gritty.
>World sub-options: Civic Beautification, Deviant Sexuality (Very Accomidating, Human Women)
If I'm gonna terrorize the world by going on a rape rampage, the least I can do is make sure they're hot. Oh, and can survive my massive dick long enough to carry my rape babies. But only human women though, furries can just deal with my mega-cock naturally.
>Sex: One-to-One Ratio
>Furfag factor: One Thousandth
>Life: Retroactive Insertion
>Lifestyle: Who's Smart and Who's Poor
I can't be a motherfucking Street Shark if I'm not on the streets. Anything higher than this is just an insult.
>Lifestyle Suboptions: Connected, Special Skill (Hand-to-Hand combat)
Criminal organizations fucking love me, because I'm a goddamn Street Shark that can fuck a guy up with my bare hands and massive shark jaws. I can even eat the bodies to help get rid of evidence.
>You can take it with you: Armour, Big Vehicle
Body armor and a windowless van should be more than enough to get me started in my Street Shark life.
>Drawbacks: Oversexed
Not really a drawback considering my end goal.
The main plan is to go around raping and impregnating humans, and possibly murdering other furries if I don't impregnate them too. I'll be particularly active in areas with high furry populations or around furry conventions to help redirect suspicion by being lost in the crowd and give furries a worse name than they already have.
Even if I avoid getting caught and executed for my crimes against humanity, I'm probably going to die from syphilis or AIDs or something in a few years since the breeder perk is mutually exclusive with the one that protects me against STDs. But my legacy will live on forever in the hundreds of illegitimate shark babies I'll make before then.
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No.13756
v1.5
More points and more options.
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No.13757
>>13756
Immortality tax and drawback nerfs though, so you probably end up with less in spite of having more points to start.
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No.13758
>>13757
That's the point. This is a sexual masochist CYOA.
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No.13759
>>13756
Fuck this shit. I'm going to the Pokemon world.
Species:
>Fictional beast
> - Pokemon
> - Kadabra
Has hands, a cute tail, and isn't too feral. Plus psychic powers are cool. And if I evolve I can turn into Alakazam who is baller. (RIP cute tail).
Body type:
>Slight
Eh. It's canon.
Legs:
>Digitigrade
Canon.
Senses:
>Animal
To better control my psychic powers. This probably means people around me get headaches but I already give people headaches just by talking to them so nothing's changed.
Size:
>Human
> - 5'0
Short, but still a good deal taller than they usually are.
Sub options:
>Healing factor
>Biological immortality
>Total immunity
I get to live forever while shrugging off anything that could make eternal life suck or anything that could end it prematurely. Not a whole lot to explain.
Sexual characteristics:
>Vagina
No boobs because boobs on Pokemon is just wrong.
Genital type:
>Human
Fortune cookies are gross.
Brave new world:
>Mazes and monsters
Pokemon world bitches.
Sub options:
>A literally magical realm
Duh.
>Non-humans
All the Pokemon. Duh.
Sex:
>Somewhat magical
Better than the usual but not over the top.
Furfag factor:
>Wall to wall furries
Humans get out reee
How shall I insert you?
>Stranger in a strange land
It worked in the Mystery Dungeon games.
Lifestyle:
>Upper crust
I love luxury. Plus it feels great just popping into the world and getting to sit on top of it.
Sub options:
>High adventure
I mean really, it comes with the territory.
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No.13761
>>13756
>Species: Farm Animal, bovine, -1
<49
>Body type: Curvy, -1
<48
>Legs: Taur -3
<45
>Senses: Human -0
<45
>Size: Species Appropriate -0
<45
>Sub Options: Healing Factor -6, Immortality -10, Extra Body Parts -3
<36
>Sexual Characteristics: Vagina -0, Breasts -0 (plus three extra sets on the taur stomach)
<36
>Genital Types: Species Appropriate (all 8 breasts become udders)-1
<35
>Sub Options: Hyper (breasts) -3, Tasty Juices (milk and vaginal) -1, Udderly Ridiculous -2, Baby Maker -4, Extra Sensitive -2, Sensuality -3
<20
>World: Same as it ever was -0
<20
>Sub Options: Civic Beautification -2
<18
>Sex: Full Blown Magical Realm -4
<14
>Furfag Factor: Equal Gay -2
<12
>Insertion: Circle of Life -2
<10
>Lifestyle: Pleb 4 lyfe +2
<12
>Sub options: Skipped
>Take it with you: Skipped
>Drawbacks: Yiff in Hell 3 +15, Oversexed +4, Crapulence +2, Help help I'm being repressed (women) +4, Obligate Herbivore +3, It's Genetics +5, Omega +6, Frustration +6
<45pts
TFW you're looking to put a character through hell and there aren't nearly enough drawbacks or endgame options to pump the excess points they give you into. Still, it's a fun cyoa. I wonder if this cowgirl will enjoy being raped senseless constantly on the farm that she can't even escape in death.
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No.13782
>>13761
>I wonder if this cowgirl will enjoy being raped senseless constantly on the farm that she can't even escape in death.
That depends on whether or not you like it since the CYOA is what you and the world you'll live in get turned into.
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No.13788
>>13756
50
specie: tiger
body: athletic -3
legs: plantigrade
senses: best of both worlds -3
size: species appropriate
sub-options: enhanced metabolism-4, Healing factor-6, total immunity-6
sexual characteristics: penis, vagina, breasts
genital type: human
sub options: cum canon-3, sexmachine-3, baby maker-4
world: same as it was
sub options: tumblr seal of approval-2
sex: somewhere magical
fur fag factor: one on five -3
retroactive insertion -1
lifestyle: bourgeois-4
sub options: alabama shuffle-1, special skill-2, sexy shenanigans-2
can take it with you: weapon-1, armour-1, vehicle-1
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No.13796
>>13756
With humans added I can be a cute abomination instead of a total abomination.
Special Snowflake (Mythical Griffin + Human)
>Feathered animal ears and wings, eagle eyes, claws, carnivore teeth, human hair, and a furry bottom with a feline tail like BoF2 Katt. Griffins naturally have six limbs so I still have normal arms. I'm counting this as furry instead of human for point calculation.
Body Type: Human size 5ft, hourglass body, plantigrade legs
Senses: Slightly Enhanced
>Even slightly enhanced gives me vision several times better than a human.
Body Sub-options
Special Abilities (Flight, transparent inner eyelid for blinking, claws/feathers are medicinal, whatever else. Lions can't purr, unfortunately.)
Enhanced Metabolism, Everybody poops except you (also urine), Healing Factor, Biological Immortality, Total Immunity
Sexual: Human-type Puffy Vagina, Breasts, Very Serious, Safe Sex
>I don't want to poop out of a furry butt. That is a hygienic nightmare.
World: Mazes and Monsters, A literally magical realm, Non-humans, Noblebright
Exceptional Individuals (high magical aptitude, 0.1%, includes self)
Sex: One-to-one ratio
Fur-fag factor: One in a million
World Insertion: It's the ciiircle of liiIIIiife
Lifestyle: Who's smart and who's poor
Special Skill (Hunting)
Drawbacks
Yiff in hell level 2, Obligate Carnivore, Instinct (Likes horse/raw meat, shiny things, and hunting. Honorable, prideful, stubborn, disobedient in captivity. Susceptible to treatment-resistant oneitis. Dragon-like treasure instincts, likes to sleep with gold.)
I'm awesome and don't have to wear pants. Some of my parts are medicinal, but none of them are internal organs and I can make money off of any I shed so it probably won't be too bad.
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No.13834
>>13756
Species: Human
Body type: Current Body
Legs: Plantigrade
Senses: Human
Size: Human
Sub options:
Sexual characteristics: Penis
Genital type: Human
Sub options:
Enhanced metabolism
Healing factor
Biological immortality
Total immunity
Alpha
World: Same as it ever was
Insertion: Circle of life
Sub options:
Good politics
Sex: One-to-one ratio
Furfag factor: Zero furries
Lifestyle: Upper crust
Sub options: Nice and boring
Drawbacks: None
Find a flaw.
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No.13835
>>13834
>World: Same as it ever was
You could have gone to SPAAAACE and instead you chose this jewish hell hole.
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No.13836
>>13835
Joke's on you, (((Upper Crust))) means I've joined the Jewish elite.
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No.13837
>>13836
It's better to rule in hell than serve in heaven, but what if you could rule in heaven?
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No.13841
>>13756
<New Species
>Species: Invertebrate, Spider, Tarantula
Fuck you I'm a spider.
>Body: Current
I'm in decent shape as it is, and certainly wouldn't object to a fair bit of exercise.
>Legs: Plantigrade
Highly practical in combat and overall life.
>Senses: Best of Both Worlds
Spiders have fantastic senses other than their shitty sight, and this will correct that.
>Size: Human
Right at the overall human average of 5'7.
>Sup Options: Special Abilities
Being able to make my own silk, climb walls, have neurotoxin venom, and a wide variety of other abilities makes this a very appealing choice.
>Enhanced Metabolism
This is less to help me get into shape and more to help me keep in shape, still gonna exercise.
>Healing Factor
While spiders can already regenerate missing limbs and recover from nasty wounds, this bumps all of that up to the next level.
>Biological Immortality
duh.
>Total Immunity
It may prove important to hold one's wine as well as laugh off any poison. Bad idea to be a cupbearer though.
<Sexual Characteristics
>Penis, Testicles, Human type
Have you seen a spider cock? No? I don't want to either. Ignorance is bliss.
<World Type
>Mazes and Monsters: Matchlock Fantasy
Matchlock Fantasy is best, I will fight you on that.
>A Literal Magical Realm
Why bother picking Mazes and Monsters and not have this as well?
>Non-Humans
I'll take it.
>Exceptional Individuals, self included
mostly Magical Aptitude, but also super natural abilities such as super strength or endurance for the melee types. I'll pick this up for the endurance.
>Not At All Magical
No Gay Pride parades please, I want this to be somewhat historical and reasonable.
>One in Five
Enough to make up a large part of the population, but not enough to crowd out other species.
<New Life
>Stranger in a Strange Land
Land of ice and snow
Trapped inside this prison
Lost and far from home
>Who's Smart & Who's Poor
If I want anything, I will need to work for it.
>High Adventure
Speaking of getting things, this should massively help provided I survive
>Special Skill: Sword and Board
Should help me survive the High Adventure I'll find myself in
>Weapon
I want a wheel lock musket, I can buy the sword and shield far cheaper than a wheel lock
>Armour
While my exoskeleton might count as natural armour, let's not risk things that much. I'll take a bit of harden steel plate over vitals and extremities backed by riveted mail all over.
>Big Vehicle
I plan on making a life as a traveling merchant. While risky it provides a good balance of financial security if I invest wisely with acquired wealth as well as allowing for high adventure to occur.
>Survival Gear
Vitally important for travel.
Money
Speaking of Traveling merchant, this should help with my start up as well as equipment
>Textbooks
While I might be decently educated, much of it would prove it useless. Textbooks of the world's history, economics, culture, engineering, and other useful subjects will not only prove extremely expensive, but highly useful. Knowledge is indeed power.
>Yiff in Hell lvl 1
Nothing too crazy, Standard Fantasy racism and furries are not immune to it.
>Medical Misadventure, Missing an eye
Oh no how horrible, I only have 7 eyes now.
I'm just a humble traveling spider merchant that gets caught up in high adventure at times. Life is good and thankfully free of massive amounts of degeneracy.
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No.13842
>>13841
Should have gone with Jumping Spider. They have pretty much everything (venom, web etc) including great eyesight, plus the jumping.
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No.13843
>>13842
True, but I personally like Tarantulas better. Though I will admit that jumping spiders are cool.
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