No.398
Saw this somewhere on da interwebz a few days ago. Thought it was cool, decided to share
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No.399
It's common knowledge that Lewis Carroll was a massive pedo.
That said, maybe Mulan.
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No.414
>not choosing Merida
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No.1731
Snow White.
>super qt alabaster pinup
>can be taught slut-fu using 50's euphemisms
>has no personality besides being nice
>implying that's bad
>I can talk to the dwarves
>I mostly want the dwarf slaves tbh
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No.1742
Meridas accent and hair are the sexiest traits though, why are they negatives?
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No.1747
Eh… since I'm not really into girls, I'll probably go with Belle because of the books.
And while I'm at it, I'll find the witch, have her re-curse the prince into The Beast, and have gay furry sex with him.
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No.1748
>>1747
Creative. And I don't even care it's gay. Just happy another human posted here. Welcome.
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No.1749
>You will never have 10/10 Nordic Waifu
>You will never get her out of that gorgeous dress
>You will never tease her about how shy and sensitive she is
>You will never form a deep bond built on a foundation of mutual love and trust with her
>You will never melt that frigid heart of hers
>You will never have a three way with Nordic Waifu and her redhead sister
Life is pain.
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No.1781
gotta go with Elsa. She made me feel an actual urge to comfort her during that movie.
haven't felt anything but indifference to women for a long time
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No.1790
>>398
(((vaguely ethnic)))
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No.1806
>>398
>Pocahontas
I'd paint her with all the colors of my wand. (Too much?)
+outdoorsy teepee lyfe.
+big fish in small pond
+free tobacco
+Natives are hot
+nothing to do but hunt & screw
-nothing to do but hunt & screw & introduce soap
-jesus Christ I didn't think a vagina could smell like that!
>Jasmine
+smells wonderful now
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No.1943
>>398
Uh. Rapunzel or Alice. DUH. Neither have any real drawbacks; one can make you immortal and is perfect and the other is a loli. No one else need apply.
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No.1945
I am just disappointed that they left out the best choice: Tinker Bell (at least before the modern installations changed her too much). Sure, she is smaller than your hand, but she has magical powers, and a feisty, energetic personality that I can't help but love.
Might have also been interesting if they included Fantasia's Centaurettes, perhaps with some of the commentary noting that you don't actually know a fig about them.
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No.1949
>>1945
Centaurettes: Have had sex with centaurs before meeting you. Will always make fun of your penis size.
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No.1980
>no nala
Bitch you even trying
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No.3710
Elsa, I'll solve global warming.
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No.5967
Merida, ill get over the hair.
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No.5969
out of all the one's listed only 3 are not married and out of those 3 only 1 is of legal age, and that is Elsa, so there really isn't a choice, if you go for anyone else you are either a pedophile, an adulterer or both, those are bad things to be people!
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No.5970
>>5969
Adulterer>Pedophile
I want one of those princes to raise my bastard children with a smile on his face.
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No.5971
>>398
Rapunzel for a free sex slave and immortality
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No.5972
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No.6014
>>5971
Motivate her with positive re-enforcement rather than punishment, but basically this.
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No.6017
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No.6034
>>398
Merida. Those negatives are actually positives.
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No.11697
>>398
raypunzel have no malus and she can make me immortal
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No.11701
>>5970
Prince Ali, cuckold is he,
Ali Abawa,
Has no clue some guy's got his girl down on her knees.
There's nothing he can quite do,
To keep Jasmine far from you,
So soon he will have a new
Prince Ali!
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No.11703
Now that Vanellope is a Disney Princess…
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No.11717
>>11703
Give her some stats or something my dude.
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No.11735
>>11703
>>11717
I just noticed that this lacks the last 2
+ Energetic
+ Adorable
+ Technically over 15 years old considering that her arcade have been plugged 15 years before the film present time
+ Does this makes her over 21 now that there is a sequel?
+ Smells like candy
+ Tastes like candy
- Always smells like candy
- I hope you can keep the place free of ants
- Have a big and scary bodyguard
+- He will protect her with his life
If anyone is going to add an line with Vannelope we can add Meg from Hercules.
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No.11739
>>11735
Also needs Jane, Eilonwy, Tinkerbell, Marian, Wendy, Shanti, Lilo, Leia and of course Kuzco!
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No.11741
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No.11742
>Esmeralda is like 16
So is Mulan, as well as the majority of the girls here. Jasmine is 15 and she's my favorite of them. Ain't a single damn thing wrong with that even if you're not a teen yourself. Just bitch ass feminists and nu-males whining that teen girls are hotter. Fuck Chris Hansen's stupid face with .00 buckshot mouthwash.
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No.11743
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No.11744
>>11742
Get off the internet.
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No.11748
>>398
>Jasmine
>What is she eating?
>Is it like the humus
I hope it's not humus, because that's literally dirt.
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No.11749
>>11748
>humus is dirt
I WILL FIGHT YOU
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No.11750
>>11749
The author wrote it wrong. The tasty food is hummus, the rich soil is humus.
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No.11820
>>11735
>>11735
I go for Nala. Moment I tried to lewd her, the FBI burst into my home and arrest me for trying to fuck a lion. I'm then thrown into prison while Nala is put out of her misery because they assumed I tried to rape a fucking lion.
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No.11837
>>398
I"m considering trying to make a new Disney CYOA, since this one is pretty old but a lot of us seem to want updates to it.
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No.11839
>>11837
Go ahead! I think that one was made to be funny but I would like to see your own take on Disney CYOA too.
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No.11840
I don't think I'd take even one, and I don't think I've seen even one of these films other than Humpback.
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No.11848
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